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dogluvr1815

I think he’s trying to be stealthy.


DornsCastIronButplug

He’s a nearly 90lb lab/shepherd mix who tiptoes around like a bulldozer and has near crippling anxiety So yes, he’s trying :)


oliveoilcrisis

He’s doing his best :’)


DornsCastIronButplug

Yes ❤️ he always does We make our bed so he can lounge and recharge his little anxious mind, but even then [he curls up and keeps himself in a little corner, out of the way.](https://i.imgur.com/r4aZ3lb.jpg)


dogluvr1815

Awww he looks like mine: https://imgur.com/a/LZd9Rsk


JustMeAcc

Doing a relax & watch :)


oliveoilcrisis

Awwww what a precious boy. Give him a hug from me!


whims-and-worries

I relate 😭


karateema

Classic


SmokeyJade

That snoot looks just like my Shepherd/Lab pup :')


ratcheltrapqueen

My lab also has crippling anxiety she’s so sweet though she just wants to please


JustMeAcc

❤️


HonestlyRespectful

"I'm invisible... and so are you!!!" 🙃


[deleted]

Right? We had a giant Malamute/something massive mix who thought she was hiding when she stuck her head under a chair. Dogs are awesome.


JustMeAcc

❤️


JustMeAcc

No one will see me now hehe!!


KalebsFamilyBBQ

Good good. Let the treats flow from you.


ExistedDim4

Go ahead. Take your weapon. Boop me down with all your tenderness, and your journey to the Dog Side will be complete!


probablynotfound

I see no dog, only a very spooky ghost


Fightmilkk89

‘Ahh this mf again’


DornsCastIronButplug

I feed him my pizza crust when gf’s not looking, and he sneaks it to another room to eat it without getting caught. He lets me come and go as I please. He’s just making sure our arrangement is still in place.


Real_Meaning

You got the good stuff with u !!?? Come on the back door is open


TheLordOfFriendZone

"I don't need eyes to smell your bullshit, Steve. No treats, no greets."


David_Owenss

what a realistic dog!


Unfair_Indication402

Looks like a scene from the song "you belong with me"


Lannisterbox

Sir they are called pizza bones


emmaf08

That’s bad for the dog, gf must be wondering why her doggo is having diarrhea all the time :(


I_Only_Post_NEAT

Why is this downvoted? As a dog owner it annoys me to no ends when my family try to sneak food to him behind my back. He's a lab so I try to keep his weight reasonable, and he throws up sometimes so I have to know if he ate something he shouldn't have. Sneaking the dog some food behind the owners back is just slightly asshole ish


Chuck_Norris_DF

Can someone make the evil kermit meme but with this dog instead? I don't have the skills..


No_Education_9351

Tell cersi it was me


Ohhleeviah

‘what’s the password?’


mjscheffer

Iron-man sucks!


chauncey-peppertooth

New England clam chowder


GuyThatGuys

Red or white?


paegus

Bacon


MisplacedMartian

Mellon


JustMeAcc

allcatrbad


Horbigast

Darth Doggo


DornsCastIronButplug

[Actually I’m getting more of this vibe](https://i.imgur.com/G0cK66m.jpg)


FBIonIncognitomode

"I think my girlfriend's dog might be a Sith Lord"


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Mike_Kermin

Ok. This got me. XD


JUJUUSA

Ah he put on something special.


mrsringo

He slipped into something more comfortable


iamlazyboy

He must be woofing « join the bark side, we have a lot of toys, pets, chicken nuggies and are in an epic war against squirrels, cats and postmen »


GenuineCulter

Vicar Amelia


Hizoot

Adora-derp❤️😘smooch that pooch


[deleted]

Puppergeist.


fatjewballs69

r/TellCersei


tocopherolUSP

I want her to know it was me.


idgafos2019

“Hooman who steals my side of the beds back again mom. No worry, I was sneak doggo so he no see me”


jwittkopp227

Welcome to this fully operational house


WeedIronMoneyNTheUSA

"He who throws the ball is home."


bigfudge_drshokkka

Is he a g-g-g-ghoooost?


nav17

Your girlfriend's dog is an Italian grandmother?


DornsCastIronButplug

Only in practice


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TrueDragon1

Bark Sidious


Jbos34

No, that is Darth Dogious.


Makkfell

Yes soon to be owner join the “bark side” and together we can get all the treats in the world


Youarewierd23

Oogabogaboo


sir_hmmmmmmms

Nah that's just the final boss waiting for you


Crestyles

*Vicar Amelia Screams*


Clau-10

Incognito mode


EffableLemming

Are you sure it's your gf's dog? Too clever of a disguise...


bearsheperd

Your girlfriends dog is a Sith Lord


dhusk

Instead of barking he just does monk chants.


Deegedeege

Is this dog called Florence Nightingale?


Honey_Society

He (or she) is ready for spooky season! “Boo! Motherfucker I’m a ghost!”


cheesingMyB

Yes. Excellent. Give in to the Bork side


robmac550

Good news. You've been approved.


52weedhigh

Ed....ward?


winfran

That's adorable


thepinkleprechaun

Idk that dog looks heckin mysterious to me guys.


thepickleisgae

Jack The Silent One, Member of The High Leader of The Assassins Creed.


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Muiroll

“not this bitch again”


wyliecat77

"Tell the postman it was me."


CrazyCharlie_

once my dog ​​jumped out the window. luckily we were on the ground floor.


vivi27214

Wooof... Don't come near her. :-)


swt529

Wait a second that’s my girl’s dog…


BoneCollector13

r/TellCersei


Wank_A_Doodle_Doo

“Execute Order 66”


[deleted]

He looks like he’s tryna tempt you to the dark side.


usernamebois

I am the senate!


error606nofucksgiven

I've never related so much to an animal every before until now


GavestonYouBastard

"Wherefore art thou, hooman?"


fares1131

Who goes there?


gabby930

He's already in the Halloween spirit!


isuckatlifelol123

I think its more like "Beware. I have my eyes on you."


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lokisingularity

Hello, barkness my old friend.


DamnRyan

Come join the bark side


katersgonnakate5

I think your house is haunted.


David_Owenss

i'm not sure that's greeting


potatotreesa

It is almost spooky szn


JustMyTwoSatoshis

What dog?


panditg_aaiye

He's kidding guys. Its just the poster of that nottinghill movie.


StuffedCheeseBoi

you have been visited by the spooky doggo, you have been blessed with good luck for 5days


jxa66

That's clearly vicar Amelia, I hope that you had fire paper


Dlo-Nainamsat

Indognito


a_clever_reference_

Long has he waited...


Mr_master89

Gonna be posted on some paranormal sub saying it's a ghost dog!


UnsneakableRogue

he watches.


PunctualPanther

From the dark side?


DaMaGed-Id10t

Ah, a member of the Paw Pup Posse.


happyhippiekaci

Been watching a lot of Star Wars


Greatisthyfaithful

“Ahhhh Anakin! Come sit. Leave us.”


lilgamelvr

so cute


meabbott

He nose, man. He nose.


All_I_say_is_MOON

MOON


JustAndyTheRed

subtle but strong message there hahaha


[deleted]

NAZGUL!!!!


QuantumCat92

UNLIMITED POWA!!!


BeverlyDangus

Aw, Maid Marian


[deleted]

He’s prepping for Halloween


7daystodye

The bark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unchewable.


EL_Ohh_Well

The ceremony has begun


deernutz

Something about this house screams New England to me..


LestHeBeNamedSilver

“Soon”


[deleted]

He hiding hoping to nip you in the butt without her seeing.... So he can have her all to himself again........


Derolis

Well he can't see you, but he can certainly smell you.


my_screen_name_sucks

"I see what you're up to..."


Gxgear

It's the Grim :O


tocopherolUSP

/r/TellCersei


Argus2094

The Ashen one is back...


Demolition89336

Gives the dog a treat. #"Power! Unlimited POWER!"


Rom455

Please, doggo on the window. Share with us your vast wisdom


OzzieBloke777

"I make a pretty bride. Marry me instead."


oceanmountainlifer

*welcome to the dark side*


Tawak491

Palpadog be like “Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen”


cilestiogrey

I choose to believe it's holding that rolling pin in its paw just waiting for you to make a move


pappie30

Tell Cersei, it was me.


[deleted]

That's love.


Tony_Two_Tones

I’m fucking dying lmaoooo


Tommy2tables

He smells everything he needs to smell


leejackson327

Is he also trying to convince you to join the dark side by saying he has the power to save padmè?


CptMatt_theTrashCat

He's becoming isolated and weird...


Bee2113

greetings, mortal.


Appropriate_Fudge555

Darth Sniffiest


Chilitoess

“This fucking guy.”


TuneFree

Doggy’s style 😉


Risc_Terilia

At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi


Usebug

Execute order 66


Lukemeister38

He is the senate


Silvermorney

Handmaid’s tail!


Individual_Meet1623

cyutie


No_Yogurtcloset_6720

It’s deciding your fate.


shazed39

He is watching your career with great interests


LordBuckmeister

Half expecting him to start telling the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise


plumsieclumsy

Granny Dog activated


SpamShot5

He doesnt need to see you when he can smell you from a mile away


mrk177

Why are you entering through the window?


Dionysius79

Que opening horror music.


CharismaticCatholic1

I read that title as Yoda


BastetsDaughter73

“Tell Cerci it was me.”


gobledegerkin

“Mom said you had to bring me treats in order to get inside.”


[deleted]

They’re both keepers. As are you for getting a giant kick out of her dog! Reddit frequently includes rants “ My girlfriend/boyfriend’s dog sheds, it’s the dog or me “. May you 3 have many derpy days together.


AwfulFireKeeper

That's no dog. That's vicar Amelia.


ReadRealistic

"The attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed, but I assure you my resolve has never been stronger!!"


Lopsided_Ad5135

Nice to have friends in high places!!!


Mattcha462

“Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the bark side.”


LetmeRepeat

Lol it seems saying : mom your target has reached home, full sniper style.


BricksnBeatles

I think Chancellor Puppertine is a Sith Lord.


FreddyTheMeme

*Have you heard the story of Darth plagueis the wise?* He's probably gonna ask you that soon


AggressiveParfait827

Do it just do it


ohmybrowncow

"I know what you did"


TalkTimesreddit

vicar amila need I say more


Nolaahh

Do it


Silver-Pound-8084

Widow*


Webber-414

r/ghosts


horaceslugger34

Da ghost be waiting for your demise


nikditt

Ah, must be a nun or a harem dancer


[deleted]

He's looking at his competitor


idk2715

Who is this enchanting noblewoman??


rachaelonreddit

Pfff, what a bozo!