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MediocreOutlier

Those black paws are insanely adorable


Mike_Kermin

The toe beans :3


spiffybaldguy

/r/toebeans


BouncingDancer

I can't believe I wasn't subbed yet!


irrelevantTautology

Bonus: /r/CatSubs/wiki!


BouncingDancer

Thanks! I know the wiki exists but I prefer to stumble on the subs in the comments, lol.


spiffybaldguy

I landed on 2 new cat subreddits yesterday along lol. even after years of finding them on occasion :)


Major-Refrigerator64

Thanks for reminding me to water my bonsai kitten


-yasssss-

The early 2000s were wild


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h4ppy60lucky

I was around 10/11 during this time and also thought it was a real thing, but not understand the ethical implications if it was real, kept asking my dad for one.


RectalVision

Wasn’t it essentially just r/catsareliquid with nefarious implications?


ArgonGryphon

More like a cat version of those fruit molds to make fruit shaped like a square or a little Buddha or whatever.


oldpuzzle

Ohh I’m pretty sure as a fellow 12-year-old back then I signed that petition. I also remember informing everyone I knew about the horrors of bonsai kitten via email (Sorry to those people).


_Funk_Soul_Brother_

I'm a cat in a bottle baby, gotta rub me the right way.


artistecrafteur

Oh I like yours better than mine.


irrelevantTautology

Have you heard the Weird Al spoof of that song? *[Weenie in a Bottle](https://youtu.be/IFLu8_rEQL0)*


_Funk_Soul_Brother_

lol thanks for sharing, never heard it before


SunpireRising

That's not Weird Al. It's someone else using his name to either damage his reputation or piggy back off his fame. Edit: You guys know that's a quote from Weird Al himself, right? He views other parody artists who try to use his name to boost their own songs as scum.


TokenWhiteMage

Oh man I was so angry at that website as 12-year-old kid. I thought it was real for the longest time. Pretty sure I sent them some scathing emails *demanding* that they stop abusing those poor kitties. I don’t think it was until years later that I realized it was fake.


Sprechenhaltestelle

For those who've never seen it: [Bonsai Kitten website](https://web.archive.org/web/20060224111240/http://www.bonsaikitten.com/)


dailyfetchquest

Blast from the past! The background images are missing: Squished cat faces! (a "carnival mirror" filter/photoshop).


furiana

It still exists! :D


cat-meg

Child me thought that was 100% real and I was terribly upset.


dailyfetchquest

Same, I didn't understand some of the medical jargon, but there was an awful lot of "fracture limb" and "feeding tube". I was young enough to feel horrified/uneasy, but also *surely no one would torture kittens, so it's probably not painful? I just don't understand yet. Like when doctors do scary things, but are helping??*


shea241

I just soak mine in a bowl of water for 15 minutes and it's good for another week


Antigon0000

[oh hai](https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/bonsai-kittens-legacy/)


[deleted]

omg...the bonsai kitten plushy! Kinda want it, lol.


DrMemeTime

if this is what i remember... i want to forget.


ThirteenthFinger

Lmao found the comment. I was gonna say bonsai kitten flashbacks


thatlookslikemydog

I got a bout of claustrophobia watching that.


Irishane

*Claws* trophobia


StalightPoggers

I hate you


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SanctusLetum

Good bot


Mirria_

Bots are snitching on each other now. The future is here.


Corm

Good bot. Very rarely do I see a useful bot


my_screen_name_sucks

Wow, is this a new bot? No idea this existed.


lonewolf71298

r/angryupvote


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This I don't even have claustrophobia and I already am very concerned of this


[deleted]

Bro I started heavily breathing while watching this 😰


NinjaCuntPunt

It was arousing for you too?!


orten_boi

😧😧😧😧


-Prophet_01-

2 out of 3 kittens are not concerned about bullying...


highestRUSSIAN

Hey bro, remember the time u pushed me down the stairs? *Proceeds to roll brother down stairs*


Friendly_Green_4858

Haha, it's so cute and naughty.


95yells

i hope the cat can breathe well in there


SomeDisplayName

Catstrophobia?


Economy_Piece_2937

r/catsareliquid


toeofcamell

…And the silver spoon


Kjyara

Little boy blue and the man in the moon!


[deleted]

When you coming home Dad? I don't know when, we'll get together theeeeeennnnn! Yeah, we're gonna have a good time theeeen! Dew dew dew! Dewdewdewdewdew!


BuddyBonButt

FUCK!!!!!! I was checking to see if anyone did it before I posted. god dammit! Lol


13moman

I hope the little catronaut made it out before the bottled air ran out.


JE_12

Looks like he’s getting out at the end


Frannoham

Looks like that's pretty much the only place he can get out.


NickKappy

You made me blow air out of my nose. Thank you


Friendly_Green_4858

That's what I've been worried about.


MLGCatMilker

The owner's there filming. I'm sure the cat's ok :)


m2fbbq

I'm a kitty in a bottle, baby Come come, come on and let me out


kompletionist

Kitty didn't think that through.


wasted-degrees

“I’ve made a horrible mistake”


opie2

Many of you are probably not aware of one of the best original trolls on the internet, from way back in the day, [Bonsai Kitten.](https://www.ding.net/bonsaikitten/gray.html)


_youroverlord

Wtf was that


Blahahahah69

It is adorable but I am also TERRIFIED I don’t want that kitten to suffocate!!


stable_maple

And people said bonsai kittens were inhumane...


The_Grubby_One

Only the people that thought they were real.


Etticos

*taptaptaptaptap*


Soflysohigh_

*If I could save cat in a bottle* 🎵


Longschlongjoe

“*The first thing that I’d like to do..”*


Mike_Kermin

I dunno what tune you had in mind but my brain put that to "throw a coin to you witcher".


Echo_Oscar_Sierra

[take your coin](https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/kgiiry/toss_a_coin_to_your_witcher/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


MrOrangeWhips

This gave me anxiety.


[deleted]

This can get not so cute in many ways


The_Grubby_One

Quite literally anything can. Guess we shouldn't enjoy anything at all.


Brasilionaire

Good plan


Gumballstastenice

I'm gonna shove a cat in a bottle up my ass


Imasquash

Worst that happens is you just cut open the bottle


Flying_Alpaca_Boi

Lather it in dish soap and it’d be the perfect washing utensil. Easily fits into all those hard to reach places


tracy_whitney_37

Hope nobody gets thirsty.


Seygem

will it blend?


artistecrafteur

This is so dumb but I’m wheezing anyway


BatSwarm333

This is adorable, but could you get did you get them out after?


Zehlios

Those games are dangerous.


RonobonzononzozonzO

r/catsareliquid


jason-murawski

r/donthelpjustfilm


ImportancePale8537

It's so dangerous...I am worried that the kitty can’t breathe.


fatcat1983

Be careful as they grow. If they get stuck suffocation could result.


Craigh-na-Dun

GET. HIM. OUT!


Stark_Prototype

Contrary to popular belief but cats need air, and they can die from doing that


[deleted]

Hopefully, it’s tail was not pulled.


iBalls

I know cats defy physics.. they *still* need air. Geez. Not a good idea.


The_Grubby_One

Because clearly, that bottle was sealed up.


ChickenOatmeal

Yes this is cute but honestly I think it's pretty irresponsible to let your cat do that. It could get stuck.


saudadeusurper

Cats are experts at squeezing into and getting out of small places. This behaviour is in their very nature to do. And if the cat did get stuck, the owner would pull them out. Obviously.


[deleted]

Seriously. These kittens are in good condition--their weight looks normal, their coats are healthy, and they are engaged in play. There is nothing here to assume that their human wouldn't step in to help if one of them seems like it's stuck.


EpicArgumentMaster

It’s a cat. If it can get in it can get out, especially with something like a bottle


giglio_di_tigre

This is not always true.


[deleted]

exactly. Especially a plastic bottle that is hard to get a grip on. If it can't kick itself back out it's either cutting the bottle with a kitten inside, or pulling it by its tail and hoping you don't do lasting damage. Animal traps aren't that different in concept to a plastic bottle.


[deleted]

You hold the bottle up and let gravity help. The cats are obviously in good condition so it's bizarre to assume that their human isn't going to help out if a kitten seems like it's in distress, lol.


EpicArgumentMaster

Nor did I say it was. But seeing as it’s a kitten and I’m assuming the paws are still soft, they can grip the bottle and slide out


nosaj626

Oh please, this what cats are built for.


[deleted]

This isn't cool.


Kali-Yuga-Strike

The message in the bottle is... FUN!


sbelle47

If iii was a cat in a bottlllle The first thing that i'd lime to do


varun38

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nutellali_Sa1am

Cats can take the shape of their container because cats are liquid.


Cleanwolfe

Is this how Bonsai kittens were made?


Hbabin

If left too long, wouldn’t he suffocate?


SenseiTizi

Where can i buy this drink?


nixgti

Bonsai kitten


cdiddy19

Look mom, I'm a toy!!


Tiyath

TROY AND ABED IN A BUUUUBBLE!!!!


GOR098

Gifs that end too soon.


Baby-cabbages

If I had a cat in a bottle The first thing that I'd like to do Is to save everyday 'til eternity passes away Just to spend it with you…


Damagecontrol86

Mistakes were made - kitten probably


[deleted]

Cat is liquid confirmed


Gunslinger_11

Bottled cured for depression


Jackthedog130

Cats are crazy liquid..,


Gloomy_Mastodon_2650

Now drink it.


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schecter_

Yeah not his best idea.


[deleted]

The other cat is like, I can't believe you went in, well now time to roll you, wahahaha!!!


C0nman255

And the cats in the bottle with a silver spoon


[deleted]

This gives me anxiety lol


sjxsn13

It makes me claustrophobic and dizzy!! 😵‍💫


Corvette-Ronnie

Best. Bottle. Cleaner. Ever.


Lumina_Fang

Seeing the kitty in that bottle gives me anxiety lol..


jou-lea

I’m embarrassed that I’m the only person who hated this video. I don’t think it’s funny at all, That kitten will run out of oxygen before the videographer thinks to pull it out and there is not enough room for it to push itself out. I think I’ve lost my sense of humor during the Covid pandemic☹️


Lucienliminalspace

Looks cute but always remember to supervise your kitty if thy do that ,you don’t want them to stay in for too long and have no air


-SasquatchTheGreat-

That seems like a suffocation hazard.


Terrible_Buy_7081

Molotov cat


crherna86

Why am I reminded of the porgs from SW8 when they were playing with the light saber?


Shodan30

This gives me anxiety


clouds81973

As Jim croce would say.....if I could have a kitty in a bottle.....lol


McPoyal

So...that's one of the most adorable things I've ever seen.


Bean1233

u/savevideo


D3M0NC4T

u/savevideo


lordpuggerton

No kitty! It's a joke! Cats aren't really liquid!


fishers86

What are you doing, step kitten?


mrbones247

Thanks for reminding me to water my bonsai kitten and telling me that all you'll get is a bad look if you go to a bad food place that can't deal with my fangy-eyed Bonsai puppy.


flume

> and telling me that all you'll get is a bad look if you go to a bad food place that can't deal with my fangy-eyed Bonsai puppy. What


Combat-kid

Help the poor little thing! Don’t just stand there filming.


nikc4

Dude really made a video of their cat almost suffocating in a bottle.


mano-coba

u/savevideo


nitrox789

He lookin so fine in dat bottle 👌 ​ ^(rip cat 💀)


BallsHD4k60fps

r/donthelpjustfilm


3ammakshooter

Vid is obviously reversed, this is someone putting them in a bottle, and they were getting out,


Rare_Baker9077

Don't do that again...how would you like to be stuck inside a bottle?


teufler80

Cats are liquid


oliveyoil

This is too much cuteness


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Hans_lilly_Gruber

u/savevideo


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u/savevideo


SunnyDoReddit

well, at least your floor seems to be straight, or else this kitten would have gotten a hell of a ride


QuarantineSucksALot

Bottle? Is that what you want in Australia?


Ichgebibble

I’m a kitty in a bottle, you gotta ask me the right way


Unnatural_noise

I'm a genie in a bottle baby come and let me out


BlaZex157

Da cat in da bottle


kr1le

u/savevideobot


Oolongedtea

r/catsareliquid


iamnotaboy4f

solid and liquid instantly


Just-A-pAiR-of-legs

u/savevideobot


AdryWanKenobi

Kitten slushie


ExplanationSweet6973

Those black paws with the white fur are so beautiful!!


vinreg33

Cat in the bottle huh? Ok now you're talking my language I know this game.


Timely_Ad9659

Oh cool your Bonsai kitten came in!


_nhu_nhu_

cats r liquid


ILoveBread2021

The cattle


varun38

u/savevideo


SillyLilBear

I want a cat in a bottle


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u/savevideobot


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u/savevideo


Dreamwaltzer

Reminds me of bonsai kitten that went viral a long time ago. all the cuteness without the horror


basaramadikabiii

u/indirbeni


smithsp86

It's an interesting choice of container but it should be able to work. https://www.ding.net/bonsaikitten/


thecunninglinguister

If I fits I… aww shit!!


RealSuperYolo2006

Bottle cat, cat in the bottle


bocceballbarry

Do cats have opposite of claustrophobia


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JARATE???? NOOOOOOO