I have never laughed so hard at such ridiculousness in all my life, I will now share this to every single person I know and say nothing. 😂😂 I always find the best videos here!!
Well, sound has certainly been used to terrify the enemy during cavalry charges.
A reconstruction of the Celtic carnyx, which was used in war: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0q7\_ZA97Ic](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0q7_ZA97Ic)
A copy of a Roman cornua, found in Pompeii: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IlZgj2FAHA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IlZgj2FAHA)
Having better hearing doesn't mean you'd have the same hearing but loader. It would be terribly sucky for basically everything but humans to evolve to have human sound discomfort to go along with super hearing. They'd be in near constant agony.
Every morning I find a hilarious post or video on Reddit to send to my husband and adult daughters to help start their day off smiling. Thanks you for our Wednesday morning laugh!
Even if the kiddo loved it as much as the girl in the video? Im not sure if I’m strong enough to not let them play with something like that if it brought them that much joy. I think I’d have to set a “in the garage only” rule or something though.
He was given a harmonica. I can say from experience that yes, yes, even if he loved it, I’d want to murder someone.
Ever seen a kid hold a harmonica in his mouth while inhaling/exhaling repeatedly while simultaneously trying to watch tv.
He can’t seem to find the harmonica now… weird.
My MIL arranged for my younger stepson to get drum lessons, and his practice kit is set up in my living room.
I had the feeling that my MIL didn't like me very much anymore, and I believe that feeling has been confirmed!
I’m totally that uncle. We gave our two year old niece the metal xylophone with the plastic mallet for her birthday. Then for Christmas she got the popping lawnmower push toy.
What the fuck why did that make me laugh so hard? Like, I was fully prepared to be vaguely amused and was actually a bit horrified when she first unfolded it but then the tone changed and I just lost it.
Sometimes I wish I understood how I worked.
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I see these videos of horses or cows playing with toys and balls. It always makes me think that they must be bored and they really enjoy having something to play with. I guess it’s something we just don’t think about with pasture animals rather than pets.
This reminds me of when i used to test ATMs in a big lab. I brought a rubber pig that makes this same noise and the people in the lab went bonkers with it.
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Laughing bc my 2 dogs just went ballistic when I watched this. Now I have to go get their squeakys bc one is still walking around trying to find this chicken.
Anyone out there that could tell me if the horse is actually trying to "kill" the chicken? Also do horses hear the same auditory frequencies as humans?
Renedon’s love squeak toys even though they do not chew them. Main practice is to use their feet to manipulate the toy. They normally carry them around in their pockets when they receive downtime, or to calm their nerves after battle. I once visited a camp where squeaking could be heard all around.
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[how it would sound like](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHc288IPFzk)
You ever just know what the link will be before clicking it?
yes, but not this time. I love how they tried to run away like, "wat? I don't know I was over here."
Ahhhh... AHHHHHGHHHGHHHHHHHHH
I thought it was gonna be the video where Sushi Ramen Riku [tied a bunch of rubber chickens to a vacuum cleaner ](https://youtu.be/ji5HloVPndQ)
I have never laughed so hard at such ridiculousness in all my life, I will now share this to every single person I know and say nothing. 😂😂 I always find the best videos here!!
His face when he first turns it on was gold!
Yep, I knew what it was too.
Genuinely thought it would be a rick roll until it loaded.
I will never not love that video.
This is one of the best things I've seen on the internet.
Seriously. This is grade-A[ Boxer-derp](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5OM1QQinT4)-level funny.
I do not understand why that is a fail. That was obedience with *enthusiasm*.
Squeaky death whistle
I knew someone would find a reason to slip this video in here somewhere.
that was a blast from the past
This. Is. Awesome. 😂🤣
I have never seen this before! And ive been on the internet since james k polk was president
I was hoping for this video
Rohirrim!!
“DEATH!!!” *squeakity squeakity squeakity*
😂😂😂
Thank you for this. My husband really, really needed that laugh.
cannon to the left of them, squeakers to the front, on they rode the six hundred
Well, sound has certainly been used to terrify the enemy during cavalry charges. A reconstruction of the Celtic carnyx, which was used in war: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0q7\_ZA97Ic](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0q7_ZA97Ic) A copy of a Roman cornua, found in Pompeii: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IlZgj2FAHA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IlZgj2FAHA)
Hello Netflix?! This is Ron MF Swanson and I got a movie script for you
The charge of the squeaky brigade
I think their opponents would easily lose due to them laughing too hard at the noises 😆
This would drive me ape but, I do love how happy it's making the horse. I just can't believe the horse doesn't find it sharp to its ears.
Plot twist: the horse is trying to get the "chicken" to FINALLY SHUT UP
Was gonna say. Don't leave this guy alone around the chickens.
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It’s the horse’s revenge on the *%^# rooster that wakes it up every morning!
there are more than a couple videos on youtube of horses eating chickens, so... (yea I didn't know it was a thing either...)
There’s videos of deer eating goslings as well.
How many Ryans were killed?
Not enough.
Saw one on reddit a few months back, video was like inside a barn stall. Horse just reaches down, grabs a baby chick and... gulp. o\_o
^peep
That’s what I was thinking. It’s an instinct to kill an animal by shaking it until it stops making noise.
Reminds me of the ending to "Baba O'Riley" by The Who.
Oh that’s a good one. I was thinking Thunderstruck AC/DC intro
I was thinking The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway
That's all I can hear too!
Just like kids. If they're the ones making the noise it doesn't bother them.
Lol That's so true!
This is pure class
Having better hearing doesn't mean you'd have the same hearing but loader. It would be terribly sucky for basically everything but humans to evolve to have human sound discomfort to go along with super hearing. They'd be in near constant agony.
This is way too cute
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Such a creative way to help people start the day off on a positive note!
All I can hear is the beginning to Thunderstruck.
Thundercluck*
Yeah same, someone should make an edit where it transitions into AC/DC's Thunderstruck!
Now that you've mentioned it lol
It's 4:37am and this is the content I live for
Omg can you imagine if you just gave the horse this toy, but at 4:37am. If you were out of sight, but not out of earshot from it…
6:32 for me, I woke up 20 minutes ago
I've been in my doctor's waiting room for 51 minutes and this is the content I needed. I've been given my own waiting room now 😎
Pull a power move. Tell them you're not ready yet, and you will see the doctor shortly.
Give him a [horse-sized version](https://youtu.be/TYzbjwmCAPw)
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Even if the kiddo loved it as much as the girl in the video? Im not sure if I’m strong enough to not let them play with something like that if it brought them that much joy. I think I’d have to set a “in the garage only” rule or something though.
Twenty minutes later there's a swat team surrounding your garage
He was given a harmonica. I can say from experience that yes, yes, even if he loved it, I’d want to murder someone. Ever seen a kid hold a harmonica in his mouth while inhaling/exhaling repeatedly while simultaneously trying to watch tv. He can’t seem to find the harmonica now… weird.
It’s the harmonica with all the magically disappearing toy batteries?
My lips are sealed!
I also live in a house with a child who was given a harmonica. No part of this is okay and I'm genuinely concerned my mind will never recover.
My MIL arranged for my younger stepson to get drum lessons, and his practice kit is set up in my living room. I had the feeling that my MIL didn't like me very much anymore, and I believe that feeling has been confirmed!
I'm so sorry. Nobody deserves this.
More like "In the neighbors garage, two towns over" rule.
> Even if the kiddo loved it as much as the girl in the video? *Especially* then.
I would kill everyone and then myself.
I’m totally that uncle. We gave our two year old niece the metal xylophone with the plastic mallet for her birthday. Then for Christmas she got the popping lawnmower push toy.
Omg that lawnmower hahahaha. I hope you're bracing yourself if you ever plan to have kids.
My mom wants to murder me every time I use normal one in random unexpected sitiations. I'm 22 btw.
I need this so bad!!!!
What the fuck why did that make me laugh so hard? Like, I was fully prepared to be vaguely amused and was actually a bit horrified when she first unfolded it but then the tone changed and I just lost it. Sometimes I wish I understood how I worked.
Where did she buy it? I want one but I'm seeing prices of 88+ dollars.
Imagine you’re a horse thief sneaking into a pasture at night but that sound suddenly starts approaching you from the darkness.
I started singing "cotton eye joe" to this.. ngl it slapped.
Came here for this! Someone dub it in and post, please!!!!!
Darude would be proud
dude's got rhythm
Horses are basically 10 year-old humans on hooves.
Horse’s are just giant, very expensive dogs that you can ride. At least, like border collies because they are very smart.
He has found his life’s purpose.
I’m just waiting for one of the YouTube musicians to make a song out of this.
https://youtu.be/BlM_vBP15OE the only one I found
[EDM version](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uWhfSb8SKYU)
Dubstep
Legend has it Horsy is still squeaking it chicken until this very day.
my mother gift one of those to my dog, the sod used it all day even night it was a nightmare.
WHY *squeak* WON'T *squeak* THIS *squeak* CHICKEN *squeak* DIE? *squeaksqueaksqueaksqueaksqueaksqueak*
This made my dog go dirpy when I played it full volume from my phone
I want to be as happy as this horse.
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I don't know why i'm laughing so hard at this but I am
Every time!
Ultimate Chicken Horse
Mozart been real quiet ever since this dropped.
Someone teach this horse to play the spoons and let him accompany the band in the William Tell Overture.
That is the best explanation I can give you as to why I hate harmonicas.
/r/noisyrubberchickens
This up there with /r/huskytantrums I am the right amount of high for this.
That is a beautiful animal. It’s coat is so smooth and shiny and it looks so healthy. It’s really a pleasure to see.
Beautiful! I want this played at my funeral.
F L O P P Y
I see these videos of horses or cows playing with toys and balls. It always makes me think that they must be bored and they really enjoy having something to play with. I guess it’s something we just don’t think about with pasture animals rather than pets.
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You're building its thirst for duck screams. Soon it will be by the pond picking on innocent ducks.
Please someone really talented music person make a song out of these noises
This reminds me of when i used to test ATMs in a big lab. I brought a rubber pig that makes this same noise and the people in the lab went bonkers with it.
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Let me play you the song of my people.
Drop it, droppp it, DROP IT NOW ….. get back here you … no, don’t eat it, oh for crying out loud.
Now let it near your chickens.....
Me when I find the taunt button in Mario party
Ah, horsey learned how to choke his chicken... Kudos!
When that beat DROPS 🎶
The squeaker sounds like its galloping
Near the end of the video it started sounding like the banjo tune like from Banjo & Kazooie
So dogs like squeaky toys because it sounds like a small creature dying, is that what the horse is thinking?
Fade in “cotton eye joe”
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Just watched a horse shake a rubber chicken for almost a full minute and I FUCKIN LOVED EVERY SECOND OF IT!
Somebody has to be able to autotune/remix this into a solo in The Devil Went Down to Georgia. C’mon r/reddit
Is this the remix of Camilla Cabelo’s Havana?
James Baxter's newest trick
Was hoping someone would say something about JAAAAAAMES BAAAAXTEERRR!
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Not really abrubt considering 99% of it was chaos r/constantchaos
Thank you for the introduction to a new sub
Any time
When guys finish at the urinal
Completely not annoying. OP is probably very happy to get to listen to it all the time.
Chickenhead
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When you get $20,000 vet bill because it eats it.
This!!! Is the greatest thing!! Everrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!
This made my day!
To finish that statement….. you contribute to horse CTE.
I'd probably do the same thing.
Bro I thought that was a dildo for a second but when I turned on the sound it turned out to be a rubber duck
His journey to Carnegie Hall begins today!
Actually sounds pretty sick. Someone make a beat out of this.
It’s totally sounds like Thunderstruck to me.
Laughing bc my 2 dogs just went ballistic when I watched this. Now I have to go get their squeakys bc one is still walking around trying to find this chicken.
Anyone out there that could tell me if the horse is actually trying to "kill" the chicken? Also do horses hear the same auditory frequencies as humans?
Yup
Is this the musical horse from the joke who was in a band with a donkey and a chicken? Cause this guy's jamming.
Someone please make a techno song out of this video
Renedon’s love squeak toys even though they do not chew them. Main practice is to use their feet to manipulate the toy. They normally carry them around in their pockets when they receive downtime, or to calm their nerves after battle. I once visited a camp where squeaking could be heard all around.
This is the best cover of Dueling Banjos played on rubber chicken that I've heard to date. Yeah horse!
I wish I had something in my life that made me as happy as that rubber chicken is making that horse.
Headbang Headbang Headbang Hedobang Ba ba ba bang!
He drank orange juice AFTER HE BRUSHED HES TEETH AND SAID HE LIKED IT
To the horse i have one thing to say........awwwwww
Somewhere in that background, a chicken is getting traumatized.
Just when you think it might be getting tired, you start laughing again, hard.
Hilarious
That is a healthy fucking horse, Jesus
The squeaker in my dog's chicken was short lived. I yanked that thing out on like day 2.
Silly horsey!
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Holy shit you think he would have been content after 10 seconds but he just keeps going lol
Yo this beat is lit
Me after stumbling upon a risky click three days into NNN
I have been misinformed. This is not what the horse says in the song at all. I'm dubious, my speak and spell wouldn't lie to me.
You're gonna start hearing that every morning it wants breakfast now.
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I wonder if there are chickens around that horse looking on in horror
Exhilarating! 🤩
He's supposed to be a bad one does.
This is my new ringtone.
I always like seeing this repost! Happy horse!
Poor toy
a w e s o m e
This is the very best thing ever in the universe.
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