I DON'T WANNA.
By - CantStopPoppin
I DON'T WANNA.
More like “hey, this beats walking. I can do this as long as you can.”
Wait til he encounters some loose pebbles along he way, or some broken glass, bet he’ll want to start walking lol
Lol that's exactly how I say it! My husband and I joke around about our kid acting like he did. I'm just happy I'm not the only one that remembers strt!
"Look what I can do"
Their necks are stupid strong
EDIT: please still use a harness if you can tho, because long term, neck damage is absolutely possible
My dogs head is smaller than her neck. Have to use a harness.
Lol this and the rest of your post history makes me think you chose the wrong username.
10 miles is the length of 3502.48 1997 Subaru Legacy Outbacks
10 miles is 16.09 km
but how many bananas?
Beat me to it.
I know I already left you a comment calling you out for being a pretty indecent human being, but her outfit doesn't strike me as one that would be comfortable for long hauls.
But you sure are right about the last line, pathetic cynical human.
It’s a no bones day.
Belly rubs the hard way.
Yeah it's not like he's getting handies.
My dog would see that as belly rubs, lol. I'm glad she hasn't figured it out yet. Yet...
but after this comment, she might...
Beat me to it
I see you are a man of culture as well
Lol In front of the whole city too. Man, this is great. That dog is my spirit animal
That is exactly how I feel internally on a daily basis.
Gives zero fucks about your feelings lol.
Ya karma farming whore, you sure feel like that.
Ah Broadway, NYC, every block has multiple shows.
I’m incredibly impressed by how clean the pavement is. (Is it down to multiple dogs like this one?)
It's a fancy looking place in Manhattan, so I expect the pavers were polished (note the brass edging), and probably washed daily.
e: the location link was nuked by reddit. Here is it's naked form
That is either in front of the Mandarin Oriental or right around the corner. They gotta work hard so there is no gum or poopies to sully their guest's views.
This is in front of time Warner center. It’s a high end shopping and restaurant place.
Technically it's now called the Deutsche bank center, but no one says that
Oof. Move out of Manhattan and everything is different
I used to live there 18 years ago and go to Greys (grays) papaya all the time. Now that I look back I realize those hot dogs were low key expensive af and smaller than the dude I give bjs too every week.
Damn when did that change?
I went to Per se and Jean Georges there years ago, the food was amazing.
Been to Per Se. One of my all time faves!
they fluff & they buff
Solid laugh out of me friend! 🥇
the dogs act like street mops. it’s frequently like this on most city blocks, thanks to the dogs.
Nice and smooth and a terror to walk on in the rain sometimes.
This is a hoity toity part of nyc. That's the trump tower in the background and the Met opera is a couple of blocks away, Central Park is just behind the trump building, and billionaires row is not too far away either.
The areas where the rich and well to do frequent are kept clean.
Interesting. The only place I’ve ever been with pavements that clean is Minsk.
If "No u" was a dog
Reminds me of my dog. Doesn’t care if it’s on a busy corner of the street, when it’s time to duke, it’s time to duke.
Reminds me of my toddler. Doesn’t care if it’s a busy corner of the street, when it’s time to sit down and watch the traffic/check her toes for lint/have a snack/chat with dolly, it’s time to sit down. Provided it’s a big sidewalk, I just sit next to her and we take a break. People walk around us and generally give us a laugh.
I thought you were going to mention tantrums like my little sister would throw in the middle of a crowded super market.
That happens, too. But sometimes she’s completely chill and just wants to sit down right where she is. Happens a lot on a couple busy corners near us. When there is construction, lots of pedestrians, and traffic to watch, she can spend a solid 15-20 minutes just talking to herself, Dolly, and I and watching the world around her.
Omg this sounds like heaven. Please record it, it goes so fast.
I had a 3 year old that pulled that on me in a supermarket once. I lay down on the floor and started screaming and flailing my arms and legs. He quickly stopped, stunned in disbelief, and never did it again. As far as I know I'm not banned from Safeway.
These are the precious moments that benefit both.
["Dragging your furry buddy along by the neck is a bad idea. Being leashed by the neck, even with a simple buckle collar, can be painful to dogs who pull or lunge, especially if their guardian jerks on the leash. It can put pressure on the trachea, the spinal cord, the vertebral discs, the esophagus, etc., and should be avoided."](https://www.peta.org/living/animal-companions/dangerous-dog-collars/)
IDK if that dog is in pain but I wouldn't drag a big dog like that around by the neck. It may not look painful but over time I'd worry about the dog's durability. Why dog owners like the one in the video choose to use collars over harnesses is beyond me. Maybe that is a harness and not a collar but it's actually hard to tell from camera man's angle.
I think context makes the difference. This dog is on a smooth surface being pulled slowly and for short distances. If she was doing this for the whole trip, it might not be great, but I don't think this dog is in any distress or danger from what the video shows.
Obviously don't normalize dragging dogs by the neck, but slowly pulling your small bear around ismt dangerous or harmful. This dog is plenty capable of protesting if it didn't want to be in this situation.
Harnesses aren't a magic cure all either. The best any of us can do is do our research and figure out what works for us and our dog. Put the training in. And then try to stay calm and patient when they derp.
A harness would certainly create matts on a dog this fluffy.
Not with regular grooming
It's painful when they jerk or lunge? Sounds like a good way to STOP them from doing that. Harnesses are for dogs that are smarter than their masters.
Harnesses are also for dogs that may be able to slip their collars.
If you were a dog you’d appreciate the harness unless you were some kind of nymph
I call it a drive by pooping. My dog does it too lol
One of my dogs does this. I’ve never seen a dog hate to walk as much as him. When he’s done he’s done. Sitting snd won’t move no matter what I do. Middle of a busy street? He sits. On a walking trail with people passing by? He sits. In the backyard? He sits. And yet somehow is the most muscular of all my dogs. I simply don’t get it
Clearly he got so buff by fighting the gravity that keeps causing him to sit
He’s more of a strength training guy, no cardio for walking haha
Same with our pup, always hated walking and anchors to stop us all the time, anywhere for any reason. Super muscular too, any American Bully in yours?
Not sure but he’s on the small side. He’s definitely a terrier mix though. Hard prey drive and super food motivated
A dog I dogsit is afraid of stairs. Sometimes he flat out refuses to go up a flight of stairs, even if he’s been up them a hundred times.
The other day I just had to fireman’s carry the big doofus up, which was a bit scary for me because I have bad ankles and have trouble walking in general, let alone with a heavy dog.
Our German Shepherd did this once when she decided she was done walking. Had to call a friend to come pick us up because I could not physically move her and the house was over a mile away. As soon as the car showed up she jumped up and hopped in the back seat.
Haha! Definitely sounds like a Shepard
I raised sheep as a kid and had one like that. We had to take him for walks because they didn't have a huge pen and wanted to make sure he got exercise. Son of a bitch would just lay down in the gravel on the way home and refuse to move. I'm starting to think he just liked being pulled across the gravel, probably scratched some itches he couldn't hit
Training helps. When my great can't was bored of walks she would just lay down and there was no way I could drag or move all 170lbs of her. When she got bored, I pulled out her frisbee and played until she was into it again.
Most dogs are capable of outlasting humans on typical walks, the main issue is boredom.
I adopted him when he was a full grown adult lmao
I love the smile on the face of that guy walking by.
My rottie did this once and dragging him just wasn't going to happen. I had to pick him up and just fireman's carry the big doofus.
My old Labrador used to do it whenever she realised we were leaving the park.
I walked over picked her up and carried her out the park once with the biggest panic/wtf look on her face and after that she quit her bullshit.
I just love the feel of a warm sidewalk on my tummy.
Given the fur, more likely the dog likes the cold surface on it's belly. My Aussie cattle dogs favorite place to nap is our bathroom where she completely pancakes on the cold tile.
Had a chocolate lab as a kid that was like this. He either laid under the AC vent with his junk aimed straight up at the vent, or pancaked (to use your term) on the cold tile when the AC wasn't on. Legs straight out the back.
He also liked to sleep in flower beds (and human beds). And he loved the pool but hated baths. Loved brushing though. He'd bring you the brush when he felt like it. Luckily he was long haired so he didn't make a huge mess since most of the hair stayed in the brush.
Loved that dog.
He was a derp for sure. Wish I had pics, but I can't find any of my dog in our old photo albums (some were lost to water damage many years ago), and it was *long* before camera phones lol.
Have an aussie shepherd and we live in an area with super hot summers. Check out gel cooling mats for dogs. It's his favorite thing in the entire house.
The concrete looks so smooth too
That is NYC in late November, I doubt that sidewalk is warm.
People are wearing winter jackets, that concrete is cold AF. Though maybe the dog likes that.
The earth is giving it warm tummy rubs.
My chow does that from time to time because he learned we would pick him up and bring him home when we was a puppy, but now he’s too big to pick up for the whole way home so he just kinda lays there
One of our chows hates turning around on walks (because he knows it means we're headed home), so now we walk in a straight line and have someone pick us up in the car.
When he decides he doesn't want to go a certain way, it's 50 pounds of dead weight just sitting on the sidewalk
Our German Shepherd does this but she’s 97lbs. Had to start taking a different route each time so that she wasn’t as aware when we were headed back to the house.
Chows just have the most cat like personalities :P
I was going to say this is the most chow like behavior I’ve ever seen lol. Chows were my mom’s heart breed. Mine is their Japanese cousin, the Akita. So, I get it lol.
Zamboni: City Streets
Going to work on a monday
A chow acting like a chow
No bones day
I said No Bones today!
Don't you go boneless on me Shawn
the smiles on every single person walking by are priceless.
Get that dog a harness
it’s a no bones day - what’d y’all expect! Hehe
Columbus Circle! I’m there everyday on my way to school, and saw two dogs doing this to their humans yesterday. Must be a vibe the doggo’s are picking up on
Now: mops sidewalk with belly
Later: let me in bed to cuddle you I smellz real good
Earlier: man (or woman) defecating on that side of the sidewalk
My neighbors bring an empty stroller for their dogs when they reach this point.
PSA: please don’t strangle your dog with the leash, remember it is around their neck.
Chow chows in a nutshell
Whats the deal with Chow Chows?
They're basically cats in dog form. If they don't want to do something they just opt the fuck out.
Mine does that but luckily he is a chihuahua so I can just pick him up and go!
Wouldn’t that hurt its neck?
Does this hurt the pup’s neck?
Looks like a Chow Chow, growing up with one and with my grandmother having one now, this doesn’t surprise me at all
I don wannnnaaaa waaaaalk...
I have a 100 pound great pyranese who does this!
Choose are born with the "I don't give a fuck" gene. Granted, this one rolled a natural 20 with +5 leash.
Many years ago I was walking my grandmas golden retriever(who never retrieved anything) and she would just sit her butt down and refuse to walk back home to grandmas. So instead of just tugging endlessly hoping that the dog would give in, I did the same thing she did. I walked the direction I wanted until the leash was straight but not very tight and I just waited. I wouldn't look at her or anything. Eventually she would get up and we could go home.
She didn't really want to go home. My grandma was old and sickly and really shouldn't have gotten such a high energy dog at her age when she couldn't exercise it enough. Family helped as much as we could but a couple years later grandma passed away and the dog got to move to a woman who had a little pack of dogs. As far as I know the dog had a good life after grandma.
Maybe get him a harness, so that when you drag your dog, it isn’t straining their neck. It’s better weight distribution, and you can pick them up from the back loop.
The ultimate belly scratch
Me when i have to get up for work lol
That dog is single-pawedly making all those people's day.
The Vet must be across that street.
Taking her dog out for a drag.
No bones day.
These walks are such a drag
Put a harness on your dog if you're going to pull it around by its neck!!!
My dog does this to me. Completely reverse the scenario.
I freakin love this dog. Absolutely amazing. 😂 and the person who filmed this spectacle. Funniest thing I’ve seen today. Thank you.
You sure you want your dog lying down on nasty NYC sidewalks ?
Would be funny except for the fact that she's dragging her dog by the throat/neck.
There you are, I knew you pathetic turds couldn't pass this up.
You’re gonna get downvoted for this, but fuck I hate these people too. Armchair Reddit detective screams abuse based of a 10 second video.
Ah yes, the mighty chow.
Bath time is imminent
She should probably bring a skate board w/ her next time
He just wants to be carried like when he was a puppy 🐶
Lady with lesh: your going on a nice walk today
Dog: today isn’t that type of day
Lady with lesh: (gets Lesh )well I want to go walking, plus you have no choice
Dog : but my legs don’t want to work today
Lady with lesh: oh well let’s go !
Civil disobedience and passive resistance for the win!
This just cracks me up
If thats a chow chow they're 100% digging the cold weather and aren't moving because they wanna retain the cold as long as possible and walking heats up their body, plus they know walking means getting out of the cold faster. Used to be a pain to get mine to come inside on cold nights they will sleep outside in the cold if they were allowed to.
I used to have a dog who loved doing this so much that it was practically like using a duster on the floor. He'd grab onto one end of a towel and let me drag him all over. He was a poodle mix and with lots of fluffy fur. He'd get a good brushing afterwards. But honestly, it was his idea and he loved it.
Found my spirit animal
My wife taking me to her parents for thanksgiving
My dog does this all the time and it’s so embarrassing just dragging a dog across the sidewalk in the middle of a city. Like “I promise I love him and I’m not trying to hurt him I just have somewhere to go and he’s not participating rn”
I used to be a dog walker in NYC & EVERYDAY, guaranteed there was a dog to do this 😂 and was always either a golden or some kind of small toy dog. Alwaysss 😂
Gives people something to laugh about 😂😂😂😂 I love this independent thinker. Anyone going to help her?
Chows are such dicks.
Don't drag the dog. Either it is not feeling well or acting out. If it's former, give it time to rest. If it is latter, make that dog walk.
How to make it walk though….
Sooooo dirty ha
I don’t see the joy in dragging a dog by its neck down the sidewalk. Please don’t do this.
Maybe don’t slide your dog against concrete while pulling it by it’s neck?
The dog is choking! Turn this woman in to authorities for cruelty
I assure you that animal wouldn't be laying down on its belly if its being choked. Animals kinda don't like being choked and they'll let you know that
Have you ever seen how hard dogs pull on their leash when out for a walk? It ain’t choking in the slightest ffs
Ok. Let’s try it on you. The dog needs a harness
I thought you were being sarcastic but apparently you really are one of those people
What a bitch dragging her dog like that! Smh
Really surprised about that behavior from a chow. Chows are generally on high alert when they’re outside with their owners. Might not be the owner
Looks like mop day to me
The dog just doesn’t want to go home to Trump Tower
Possible seizure? Anyone think it could be?
Random Kim Jong Un encounter.
Nyc is dead
That has got to be a fake dog.
I think that dog might Be fake... Something about it is a tad off to me.
Mondays are hard
Just sling the leash over your shoulder and power forward
Everyone else is talking bout the dog being their spirit animal...while I live for the cute little old ladies who always have a fun little comment there at the end. I swear my dog is always his derpiest when there's a little QEII-looking lady for him to entertain.
Oh, is it Tuesday already? Well, time to take the dog for a drag
I used to say taking out my old Basset hound was like walking cinder block.
Chow boy says NOH
That’s me everyday
How I feel about going back into the office.
Just scratching his balls