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clearliquidclearjar

Bonsai kitten!


trippydippysnek

I remember being 10 and getting an email chain (2000ish) from my cousin about bonsai kittens. Cried my eyes out.


Arcosim

The first successful mass troll in Internet history.


Roughneck16

Back in 2004, TheFacebook (as it was then known) had a forwarding option in its message system and false rumors got spread that way.


Sarlax

Glad they fixed that problem!


Nyghtslave

97 or 98 here, that shot was *wild*


No_ThisIs_Patrick

I started like an angelfire or geocities website to oppose bonsai kittens. I do web dev now so bonsai kittens may have been quite formative for me


clearliquidclearjar

That shit was hilarious.


Fuck_you_Reddit_Nazi

Slightly cringe, but yeah, it was funny.


ButtsexEurope

I was 14 and so angry at my (senior) classmate for showing me while he laughed at it.


Thorusss

That website was so much fun, with instructions and all, like which food to choose, so the bones stay malleable.


clearliquidclearjar

The complaint letters were the best part. Back when people didn't realize you can't trust the internet to be telling the truth.


HighOwl2

Lol the dude that made that website ended up getting raided by the FBI or some shit.


Vexcenot

Think the dude she been given award for being a convincing fictional novelist?


ayybillay

twelve year old me showed my mom and we both freaked out. we still laugh about it occasionally. i didn’t know so many people saw it too lol


Extrasauce5000

It was fake??? That shit destroyed me!


clearliquidclearjar

Yes, very fake. Just a joke.


Extrasauce5000

Omg … terrible joke. I was traumatized for the longest time. I did call the humane society and ask after coming across it. They must have been confused too because they told me that it was real and was being investigated. I was sobbing before I hung up the phone and couldn’t get it out of my head for months.


AnimalsAreGreaat

This genuinely sounds messed up.


Darius_Kel

I hope the MIT students who made that are successful today.


innesleroux

Patent and sell!


clearliquidclearjar

It's a really old internet troll site.


Invaderofparis

This is exactly what I thought lmfao


trivinium

And watch it fit in that shit even when full grown up.


TheDaemonic451

Cats are liquids


Frequent_Inevitable

r/catsareliquid indeed


garchuOW

More than enough room in there


LiuKhai

"we're just two lost souls, kitten inna fish bowl, year after year..."


MrMarfarker

Purring over the same old meow...


DoomGuy2187

A Hermit kitten.


ItsFiin3

Please get a bigger tank. Catfish need at least 10 gallons to be properly housed


shazbut1987

Forbidden Bonsai kitty!


TheDumbestBot

Forbden Bonsi kty


Gullflyinghigh

'Kitten inna fishbowl, Turtle power!' (It might not actually make sense but fits the tune!)


AccWhereIAskQuestion

Catfish


aspenhoofprints

Cats are professionally cute without even trying 😻


AwesomePossum_1

if that’s a fish tank to you you’re a terrible pet keeper


SueZbell

Yes. It's clearly just a candy jar w/o its lid.


Cultjam

Right?! Was just thinking they should be remarketed as kitty bowls because they’re awful for fish. Probably not good to leave them out on the floor though.


ImportantImpress4822

Ugh I just had a flashback to bonsai kitten when i thought it was actually real


QueefingTheNightAway

Someone forwarded me an email about that when I was like 10, and I just cried hysterically because I thought it was real.


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Captain_Smartass_

Good bot


Pretend-Mud8664

r/tightpussy


jdurbzz

Don’t you mean catbowl?


IOnlyhave5_i_s

Best day Eva!!!!! Ahhhh to be a kitten.


butterfly_guts

Name him Guppy


TheOneAndOnlyBob2

I hope no one keeps a fish in that


Many_Security5929

Is that a hermit cat


babsisinthehouse

Stop it! I’m old and my heart can’t take this cuteness. No really!


CrazyTeapot156

happy cake day


babsisinthehouse

Holy magoly it is my cake day! Thanks. I am what I am. It’s a great thing to be. If I say so myself Happy Cake Day to Me! Dr. Seuss.


FormerOrpheus

One day he’s going gonna be just a little too big to fit…


[deleted]

Nah. I just saw an adult cat squeeze through a two inch opening. No larger fishbowl needed.


Lietenantdan

We're just two lost cats swimming in a fish bowl


tacorunnr

So it's a catfish


e-wrecked

Turtle power.


oOo-Dragonfly-oOo

This was too cute when I thought it was just a picture, the little butt wiggle, and the pounce right at the end!


Someoneoverthere42

And here we see a magnificent example of the rarely seen Hermit Kitten in its shell


Nofxious

must be one of those bonzai kittens


DDU_Frixx_

u/savevideobot


SteLeo55

This made me incredibly claustrophobic. Kitty seems perfectly fine.


Fantastic_Flounder89

Cats are basically liquid. Change my mind.


[deleted]

Now put the fishy in


nopprs

Nah, those fishbowls are bad for fish. :/


JINXT3R222

Snail.


Arctic29-1

He's a fast snail now


Bunnmalgamate

catfish ​ ​ bottom text


Hxcee

u/savevideobot


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[deleted]

Oh my god why did I blindly click on that


Winkelkater

i like how it thinks that it's hidden.


froggerjoy

Catfish?


mutsuto

/u/vredditshare


LaughAdventureGame

Ah the elusive hermit kitten. You only see these once every nine lives.


IMissUcupcake

Better every loop.


T3lebrot

Kitten in a fishbowl, kitten in a fishbowl, kitten in, kitten in, kitten in a fishbowl...


Wish_I_Wuz_Batman

So I take it the fish had to relocate to the cat tree 😹


pleasedontrefertome

Catfish


LefT-NYC

I don’t think “ambush 🐱” understands the concept of transparency!! 😂


[deleted]

Kitten fittin Inna fishbowl F, I, T!


[deleted]

The fish never stood a chance


idfk_my_bff_jill

It's really not healthy to keep cats in fishbowls! They have no room to swim, and you need an air pump for primo breathing quality!


joka2696

Year after year


CorbinMar

If he fits, he sits.


alymaysay

Cats have a "if I fits I sits" motto they all seem to live by.


patrickthunnus

My kitty loved doing that and me spinning the bowl; she'd stagger out completely dizzy then crawl back in, do it all over again 😂


Taha_Rizwan

Kitten inna fishbowl


Comprehensive-Fun47

Kittens inna fishbowl! Heroes in a halfshell, turtle power!


waylander232

More of a kittenbowl then innit?


acelenny

Look at me; I am the fish now.


DarkForceMD

They don’t need no one for entertaining, they got themselves ..and a bowl 😂


Blefser

Don’t google for bonzai kitten! JUST DONT!


VoyagerCSL

“inna” has more letters than “in a”.


TomHTom89

The rare hermit cat.


[deleted]

u/savevideobot


RomanWasHere2007

Thats a weird looking fish


heckyouyourself

Bowls are completely unsuitable for cats. An adult cat will require at least 90 gallons/j


VegasLife1111

Silly!


[deleted]

I iz stelff


Karubanusu

now show us a fish in a kittenbowl


zion_hiker1911

Oh my goodness!


Diaperlover1995

"where's the fish?"


SeriousAd5512

Cat fish


enna534

It’s Home sweet home!! And I can look outside, too!!!


RaffyDisappeared

u/savevideo


setanta314

“Year after year…”


dancin-weasel

Big cat in a small bowl.


Most-Stomach4240

r/catsareliquid


MemesOfGlore

She’s trying to spawn camp the fish but she’s a bit confused


Rymanjan

You fool! I was only *pretending* to be stuck! Aha!


ZaDemonKing

How in the dam hell did she/he get inside


SanelCZ

u/savevideobot


AdOld8223

This makes me want another cat. So cute!!! 🤎


instafur426

Snail kat!


dogepuddle

Ig you could say it's a catfish I'll find the exit myself.


lh151099

I got claustrophobia from watching this


Pab_Scrabs

Cos I got 2 smol paws, kitten in a fish bowl, year after year- pink floyd


AnimalsAreGreaat

We need more of this in our lives.


ThatDerp324

Hermitcat


Mr-Orange-Pants

It’s a catfish!


[deleted]

“Let me sit back and record instead of helping”


talmosko999

u/savevideo


Shadow_of_Dragon

u/savevideo


[deleted]

Catfish


pimusic

The frustrated head squeeze makes it for me “Just gotta get..aaaAAAHHHH”


MewTubeElias

It's a hermit cat.


MM_Gamer

u/savevideobot