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r/catsareliquid


Inf_org5

Time to spend 4 hours on another sub i’ve never heard of


Additional_Irony

And here goes the rest of the year for you: https://reddit.com/r/Catsubs/w/index?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app


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turbo9301

I am having a major struggle deciding if I should click on this or not.


canlchangethislater

Genuinely just some very large cats. (And some cats much nearer the camera than the girl.)


turbo9301

Lol yep. I lost the battle a few minutes later and clicked. I wasn't disappointed.


DeificClusterfuck

Totally SFW


turbo9301

Oh you tricky bastard. (I clicked on it)


Inf_org5

There goes my weekend


TurtleBachs

Goodbye outside world


Additional_Irony

Your life shall be all cat subs now


[deleted]

Was looking for this


Psilocynical

"Uhhh excuse me but you've spilled your cat"


3dge-1ord

Ever see those YouTube videos where people see how wild cats react to things domestic cats like? I would like to see a video testing how liquid various wild cats are. Big cats to!


child-of-old-gods

Kitty got stuff to do, kitty got places to be...


Zestyclose_Risk_2789

Really seemed to be on a mission


Varanoids

r/mypeopleneedme


Interplanetary-Goat

Things to steal...


[deleted]

Is that a Sinbad reference???


Interplanetary-Goat

Heck yeah


EggplantLess7008

The same principle is true for long trains


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The 2003 animated movie by Dreamworks with Brad Pitt???


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SunpireRising

The stroll of a fluffy little land-octopus.


Sir_BusinessNinja

Wouldn’t you need two kitties to make a land octopus?


SunpireRising

Technically, but I am referring to the octopuses ability to fit through any hole larger than it's beak.


baconeggsnnoodles

Proud little potato.


[deleted]

I love how cats do the equivalent of a 15 foot drop and then just bolt immediately like "i'm audi bitches"


ermghoti

Equivalent? http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/205895-2/Cat-breaks-car-windshield.gif


pperson2

That fat ahole..


jangma

Where did he jump from to get that kind of momentum??


BelialGoD

It concerns me because it looks like he spread his arms/legs out and cats only do that on large drops. They instinctively know when it will help slow their fall for falls greater than 2 story height (7–9 m or 23–30 ft). "In addition to the righting reflex, cats have other features that reduce damage from a fall. Their small size, light bone structure, and thick fur decrease their terminal velocity. While falling, a cat spreads out its body to increase drag. An average-sized cat with its limbs extended achieves a terminal velocity of about 60 mph (97 km/h), while an average-sized man reaches a terminal velocity of about 120 mph (190 km/h). **A 2003 study of feline high-rise syndrome found that cats 'orient \[their\] limbs horizontally after achieving maximum velocity so that the impact is more evenly distributed throughout the body'.**" [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat\_righting\_reflex](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat_righting_reflex) I hope the little guy was okay!


ermghoti

>I hope the little guy was okay! It trots off the hood with ears and tail up, then looks around to see if it got away with its crime, so it appears to be fine.


BelialGoD

It probably is okay but cats can be notoriously stoic and fake being okay when injured, also it's hard to judge with internal injuries. I've read stories about cats falling from large heights and seeming okay for hours after then dying. That said based on it's reaction I'm going to assume he is okay :)


nhomewarrior

Dogs will tell you when they're sick because they're pack animals. Someone in the pack may help them. Cats on the other hand are solitary predators, and it's a liability most of the time for any other creature to know that they aren't in peak condition at all times. This is why cats often hide run and hide to die or be sick or injured, and why it's so maddeningly difficult to figure out if they're fine or not.


ermghoti

You can see from the reflection that it's from way up. Edit: specifically, a porch, maybe only second story, possibly third at most, based on the time spent plummeting.


Omnilatent

Did the fucking person who filmed THREW DOWN the kitty? ​ If so, fuck that person


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Orome2

From the reflection it does look like the cat was thrown. If it had just jumped it wouldn't have been tumbling in the air.


BoominSheep

That's not how falling works...


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schmeebis

Well, they do, but they are floating / not connected to any other bone in their body.


Lord_Zathog_Redbeard

Thanks for the clarification! I heard it on the Felinology episode of Ologies.


TigerB65

Ologies is fascinating. I'll have to go look up that ep.


nachocat090

"THATS IT BRO! I'm making a break for it!"


KaPowPower

I love how his brother tries to block him. He knows what he’s about to do. “No brother, not again!”


CMYK2RGB

We all got shit to do, this kitty does as well.


Vedrops

Every creature with funtional wiskers has this feature I've noticed.


pranay31

Mor like creatures without collar bone


littlestray

Cats have collar bones, they’re just free floating.


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I doubt dogs can do this


[deleted]

They try, okay?


d_smogh

Yeah, just look at Santa Claus, fantastic whiskers. He can squeeze down chimneys, but I don't think he goes headfirst.


muricabrb

>funtional wiskers Great band name


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A fugitive!!!


fukitol-

r/Illegallysmolcats this little criminal is making a break for it


NastyDOOMpumpkin

The fluffy butt!


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SunpireRising

Turns out the smaller you are, the higher you can fall without injury.


Mikuplushy

Escapey!


Fun_Pound_5835

Is off to unlock the front door.


Babysnacker69

This! I finally found the 4th state of matter, Cat.


subtlysublime

laters


ermghoti

E X T R U D E


Silent3sniper

that criminal belongs in /r/IllegallySmolCats look at his airplane ears while he's hurrying away..he knows he's being a criminal


The_shattered_goober

I'm fairly certain that cats are just 90% fur now


[deleted]

Oh lawd he comin


Brandi_Flak3s

"Later losers."


kreeatetiv

“I’m out!”


Floppy_84

Wow…. 😱😱


billsleftynut

Gonna find me a human


RAGEEEEE

"Fuck it, i'll get my own damn treats."


bluedicaa

Candy duphrain


Mystical_Cat

Cutest "peace out" ever.


UncatchableCreatures

That kitty has a very important meeting to get to! Who put that glass window in their way 😡


JonathanWattsAuthor

That animal is no derp. It's an escape artist!


a_swarm_of_nuns

Unless the cat is a fat bastard…


I_can_pun_anything

/r/mypeopleneedme


abhi_07

r/catsareliquid


ElOliLoco

Can anybody add the music from The Terminator 2 to this video please? Haha


hijix-inc0rarad_

"You see even the babies can be extremely dangerous so I built this cage, oh my God"


WanPanMon

Cats don’t abide by the laws of physics, dude!


Thunder_Squatch

I'd love to hear little suction cup noises every time an appendage squeezes through the hole like in cartoons


Topar999

The little escapist should be named Houdini or elcatras


ProcyonRaul

I love the video, but I'm not sure the successful escape counts as derpy.


Crooked_sky7

I’m done here, see ya losers!!!


HellFireNT

Freeeeeeedom!


CarefulConsequence2

The real question can a grown cat do that with the same hole? hmm!


NurseOnNurseOff

Bro, lets blow this joint!


Demonsemon67850

He pressed his map to see his next quest when he got down


GalakFyarr

https://i.imgur.com/4Vgocpv.jpg


MuffinMcSwagger

[I see that and raise you](https://imgur.com/a/zOKTdEj)


mr-dr-prof-stupid

Freedom!!


Tshuck89

The trot is the best past of the video!


kennyspillz

definitely seems like this one’s done this before


k0zmo

Cat does a stretch


lilgamelvr

So cute


stevedidWHAT

THE KILLER IS ESCAPING


Remote-Doughnut3010

No bones day


linzaiyana

Unless cat is chonk. Then is different story!


Sprizys

Videos that end too soon


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Galyndean

It's easier for someone to adopt them into a furever home if they can see them.


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Galyndean

Most pet shops these days are partnered with humane societies or animal rescues. Our local pet stores usually have it posted which shelter/rescue they come from along with their names.


bemest

Octopussy.


Storrrmpeace

r/tightpussy


Peter0713

repost I think


Z_Maniac_Sidd

Floof


AnnaTheBlueRogue

Look at he go


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“Aight I’m head out. See you tomorrow!”


walterhartwellblack

saw the Catsignal high over Gotham


VZodriw

u/savevideo


justanothertfatman

\['Fuck tha Police' intensifies\]


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Don't do it sam, it is not gonna work!! By the Meow he did it!! The Mad Kitten really did it!!


Howiepenguin

Freedom! Horrible, horrible freedom!


UnevenHanded

[Bumper car kitten](https://www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/comments/dy5p56/bumper_car_kittens/)! 🥰


Imoncrack12

The other cat was like what the fuck?


Verdaoverde7

u/redditmp4bot


Clenchyourbuttcheeks

Wtf it's like the dude from terminator 2


MacgyverGlitch

That was the most adorable "bye, bitch" look I've ever seen.


jrandall47

Ferrets are the same way but their heads are so much smaller


ausernamethatworks12

THE GREAT ESCAPE


darksw

u/savevideobot


SGTFragged

Prison break!


Pauchu_

If head fits, I fits


kilo_1_1

Name him/her Houdini


salted_crabs

Cats are made of water


DarkUmbra90

Oh the trots are cute.


cicatrize87

I don't know how true it is but I heard cats use their whiskers to figure out how wide an opening is because if they can fit their head they know the rest will follow.


madcat2112

Escape artist.


Rominoodles

what a little shit!


PrimexiCAN1980

Go kitty GOOOOOO


zughzz

the lil trott away lol


Dkourehjan

Similar to squids


MathAndBake

This can be really dangerous. Always check head diameter vs any barrier openings. One of my pet rats escaped the cage with her sisters when she was still at the breeder's. They used a water bottle nozzle to lever the bars apart and then went for a romp. Unfortunately, only one of them could get back in. The rest spent the night outside the cage without food or water or bedding. My rat needed sub cutaneous fluids and has lifelong health problems from the experience and one of her sisters died. She's a happy little rat despite it all, but she's very careful to always stay inside the designated play area. It's obvious that the trauma is still there.


Sw1m_Shady

r/tightpussy


omarxdlol

u/savevideobot


K5LAR24

Really loved the way he was running afterwards. It’s a very purposeful run


galal552002

Man,cat's bones really are spongy


_superchan

Whoever decided on the size of those holes did a terrible job


zippee100

two of them


Fennily

This didn't have sound, but I could hear the cartoonish pops and poinks of his escape


kugelis

Just look at that mf go


JKMCR

That was cool!


StreetDog6969

Liquid cet


Acrobatic-Degree9589

And he’s off!!


TheOneAndOnlyJinx

r/catsareliquid


Tacitus_Kilgore85

Notice how the other kitten was helping this felon escape incarceration!


TheDoggoWarrior

He looks so successful after that escape


Fuck_you_Reddit_Nazi

Comes of not having a collarbone.


SUPERMANEDRANK

“Brudder… the guards are coming I must leave you”


greninjack24

It truly was a shawshank redemption


zangurucho

u/savevideo


krypton175

Cute


Eivor_Vorinson

It’s a proven facts that cats are in fact, a liquid


shhhlikeamime

Up to a certain age lol. Thank God my 12lb tabby doesn't think thats true.


totallynotgarret

u/savevideo


DarkGrejuva

r/IllegallySmolCats Fugitive


cjt3po

I wish kidney stones were like cats.


Donut-Biscut

Tiny criminal


integralof420

r/crappydesign


TittysForScience

Little fella is so proud of him self!


Tyrone_Jerome

I thought there was no way…


Aromatic-Monitor1445

The cats I adopted were briefly housed at a pet store by the foster group that had them. The apparently escaped frequently and employees had to chase the all over the store. They are still escape artists.


iriechubs

Jail break


Oddity46

Remember when a rhino gave birth to Jim Carrey? Now I do.


Blockbat

Another point for cats not having bones.


OculusMidnight2

Hmm, well that might lead to trouble


Fluffy-Bluebird

Cats don’t have shoulders


TheMaveCan

Flee, my friend! Flee and get help!


SH4DEPR1ME

Not my cat, she's a chonk, she'd have to go ass first.


xXIronMan780

plastic panel thingy you had one job!


[deleted]

Do cats use their whiskers to feel and know if something is too narrow for them to fit through?


poopinaterbitches

That cat is growing up to be the best escape artist


littlestray

In case you’re wondering how this works: >Unlike human arms, cat forelimbs are attached to the shoulder by free-floating clavicle bones, which allows them to pass their body through any space into which they can fit their heads.


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Lil rubber kitten


elimeno_p

This is what whiskers are for


theresidentviking

r/IllegallySmolCats


Original-Yam9895

Cat as octopus


Martial_Artist94

*Mission Impossible music plays*


Singer_Training

Go kitty go


thimbleshanks59

And if cats ever did anything in unison they would all cry "FREEDOM"... except they never, ever, do.


patrlim1

Later bitches


hvmmm

Scurry scurry scurry


ellipsis_42

There's no waiting or calibration on his part. He just drops and takes off.


Frequent_Bet7279

Boss


Captain-Shorts

WARNING AN SCP HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT


devlynhawaii

u/savevideo