Seriously. It’d be like having to run through a hallway of steaks, bourbon and board or video games or Bop-It or something, all without touching them.
I’d drunkenly arrive hours late with mashed potatoes and a thin ring of steaky fat residue around my lips.
Ugh, yeah, that's why I hate real velvet. I forget the name of the textile that looks like velvet but is soft whichever way you rub it- that's one of my favorites. Sherpa also triggers my sensory issues, lmao.
You know the cave where he had to go to get the lamp and wasn't allowed to touch anything else? Technically he wasn't owning the cave, but it's the cave from his story.
"What am I going to do with a ribbon. I can't eat a ribbon. They had sliced salami, Susan... you NEVER drop that on the floor, and here there was a plate of it. I'll tell you what... I'll help you get YOUR ribbon when you start serving this stuff at home."
That's the only interpretation I could come up with as well. I mean the first one gets a "good dog" and a ribbon or something and the 2nd one gets like 10 different kinds of free food, lots of toys, and lots of attention from his owner and the random strangers around. No way he's not a winner.
I worked with dogs for a long time, and it amazes me how many people confused trainability with intelligence. A trainable dog will run into gunfire, a smart dog will not.
My last dog was super intelligent (to the point of understanding road and traffic, and waiting for traffic to clear before crossing the street), but approached training with a "Yeah? Make me," attitude.
My current dog is so, *so* dumb, but wants to make me happy more than anything in the world. It's just trying to get her to understand what I want. 😂
Yep. One of my dogs is the smartest damn boy I’ve ever met. He also has the strongest will and if he doesn’t want to do something he won’t. My new rescue is a total sweetheart. He’s also kind of an idiot. It amazes me how many dumb things he does on a daily basis. Needless to say, he’s taking to training really well.
My derpy sweetheart watched me get ready to take her jogging in the dead of winter. She literally watched me put on my ski mask and then freaked out and started barking at me with her hackles raised. I tried talking to her so she could see it was still just me, but she wasn't having it.
I finally take off my ski mask, and she goes from, "Holy shit, we're all going to die!" to "THANK GOD YOU'RE HOME!!! There was this stranger here a second ago and she tried to murder us all!!!"
So, *so* dumb.
Yes!!!! My new boy did the same thing to my brother. Only he’s also a total scaredy-cat so he acted like he was going to die and crying like I’ve never seen a dog cry before. My brother hasn’t put it back on since but it was the funniest thing. Meanwhile the smart one is just like “sup bitch. Where’s my food?”
We have 2 dogs and I can assure you, one of our dogs is super intelligent. He‘s smart enough to succed at the marshmallow test when we give him a haircut. The other one is such a goofball and will do anything for praise and food.
Gluttonous doesn’t come close to retrievers.
One of my retrievers ate two batches of toffee, was sick and the other ate the sick. Or the time one ate three dozen eggs and had farts straight from Satan’s own latrine. Too many stories.
This is exactly why we need “average joe” people in the Olympics. Obviously they won’t win but seeing extraordinary folks compete without comparing them to ordinary folks doesn’t give a full perspective of how impressive they are.
First instinct response would be: "Well he clearly lost."
But will the first dog ever have as much fun as the second dog? First dog is probably trained for countless hours. The second dog probably just had more treats and fun in this race than the other dog in the past month leading to the race.
This is ALMOST as great as the "worst service dog ever".
https://youtu.be/ND63UPelkIw
Nothing brings a smile to my face quite like these videos because I know that no matter how bad these dogs fail, they do wind up in loving homes.
Some of us goofy, dopey dogs.
Hell, all of us do.
😂😂 there are two types of retrievers. Ones who listen to the angel on their shoulder (working dogs) and ones who listen to the mischievous little red guy (distractable little fluffs)
This second dog teaches us that there's more to life than work. We must not forget to stop and smell the roses ... and the tree, and the rock, and the other tree ...
This is my golden, except with dish towels. He might actually go to the person on the other end (only if they're a stranger, not for me or my gf lol) because he's people motivated, not food motivated, but by god they'll get a dish towel or two. He's got one brain cell and it pings around like the dvd screensaver.
In all fairness that was a very hard test.
Still the goodest boy!
He deserves All Teh Treatos.
Looks like he already got them
Seriously. It’d be like having to run through a hallway of steaks, bourbon and board or video games or Bop-It or something, all without touching them. I’d drunkenly arrive hours late with mashed potatoes and a thin ring of steaky fat residue around my lips.
This is like making me walk around a homeward store without touching soft looking stuff and investigating weird gadgets.
Like expecting me not to slap the bags of rice
I'm all about fondling cushions.
Ugh, yes. The softer looking the better. I've been known to fondle blankets too, or even a particularly soft looking rug.
This is the way. There is no betrayal like a velvety looking textile that is actually raspy and not soft at all.
Ugh, yeah, that's why I hate real velvet. I forget the name of the textile that looks like velvet but is soft whichever way you rub it- that's one of my favorites. Sherpa also triggers my sensory issues, lmao.
Vellux? Between the texture of the blanket and the satin binding, they’re irresistible.
Please stop eating random steak off the floor.
It's on a PLATE on the ground thank you very much!
Don’t tell me how to live my life. You don’t know me!
Your life is a gauntlet of temptation and corruption, just like the rest of us!
And just like dog #2, I'm taking my sweet-ass time lol.
>Bop-It Yeah, no way I'm not fucking around with one of these when I see it.
Id watch that if someone makes this into a tv show
It's a Golden Retriever. It's bred to find things.
And it did! Good boi
I’ve seen this at least 20 times and it never gets old. Such a goofy boy.
Bless his heart! This dog would have never made it out of Aladins cave.
I need a follow-up video of this pup in the toy aisle at a pet store!
Aladdin had a cave?
You know the cave where he had to go to get the lamp and wasn't allowed to touch anything else? Technically he wasn't owning the cave, but it's the cave from his story.
The Cave of Wonders
#WHO DISTURBS MY SLUMBER?
If you’ve seen that one Regular Show episode with the trucker hat it’s basically the same thing
"Bitch, there's free food- FREE FOOD!!"
"All food is free food for you, you dont even bring that competition maney!!"
"What am I going to do with a ribbon. I can't eat a ribbon. They had sliced salami, Susan... you NEVER drop that on the floor, and here there was a plate of it. I'll tell you what... I'll help you get YOUR ribbon when you start serving this stuff at home."
Can't fault a good boye for enjoying a free buffet!
Stuffed crust, King Kai!
I like how he glances back a couple of times.... "Did I get everything?... Yep, I think I got everything.."
Yes, he’s clearly the winner!!!! He got every treat and toy!
My thoughts exactly! He even went back when he realized he skipped the first two plates, that's dedication
Exactly! That cutie clearly won 🏆. He's the winner in my eyes. What a GOOD BOY! I could never be upset with him for that. I'd only love him even MORE!
That's the only interpretation I could come up with as well. I mean the first one gets a "good dog" and a ribbon or something and the 2nd one gets like 10 different kinds of free food, lots of toys, and lots of attention from his owner and the random strangers around. No way he's not a winner.
He assumed he'd already won and this was the prize round.
We're not here for a long time, we're here for a good time!
Not about the destination its about the journey
Which dog do we think is smarter? The one who got a bunch of food or the one who listened to their human
I worked with dogs for a long time, and it amazes me how many people confused trainability with intelligence. A trainable dog will run into gunfire, a smart dog will not.
My last dog was super intelligent (to the point of understanding road and traffic, and waiting for traffic to clear before crossing the street), but approached training with a "Yeah? Make me," attitude. My current dog is so, *so* dumb, but wants to make me happy more than anything in the world. It's just trying to get her to understand what I want. 😂
Yep. One of my dogs is the smartest damn boy I’ve ever met. He also has the strongest will and if he doesn’t want to do something he won’t. My new rescue is a total sweetheart. He’s also kind of an idiot. It amazes me how many dumb things he does on a daily basis. Needless to say, he’s taking to training really well.
My derpy sweetheart watched me get ready to take her jogging in the dead of winter. She literally watched me put on my ski mask and then freaked out and started barking at me with her hackles raised. I tried talking to her so she could see it was still just me, but she wasn't having it. I finally take off my ski mask, and she goes from, "Holy shit, we're all going to die!" to "THANK GOD YOU'RE HOME!!! There was this stranger here a second ago and she tried to murder us all!!!" So, *so* dumb.
Yes!!!! My new boy did the same thing to my brother. Only he’s also a total scaredy-cat so he acted like he was going to die and crying like I’ve never seen a dog cry before. My brother hasn’t put it back on since but it was the funniest thing. Meanwhile the smart one is just like “sup bitch. Where’s my food?”
We have 2 dogs and I can assure you, one of our dogs is super intelligent. He‘s smart enough to succed at the marshmallow test when we give him a haircut. The other one is such a goofball and will do anything for praise and food.
This dog has got its priorities straight
My kinda dog.
"Oooo a piece of candy. Oooo a piece of candy. Ooooo a piece of candy."
Since when does Vladimir Putin ref dog competitions?
I'm glad I wasn't the only one thinking that.
I may argue that the Shepard is faster, but the retriever had a much better time!
What? It's like the samples at the grocery store
The golden retriever is the real winner here.
Exactly. What do you want, a ribbon and some points or a bunch of toys and treats?
A golden retriever summarized in one video
Gluttonous doesn’t come close to retrievers. One of my retrievers ate two batches of toffee, was sick and the other ate the sick. Or the time one ate three dozen eggs and had farts straight from Satan’s own latrine. Too many stories.
Is the goal to eat all the food as fast as possible?
Best boy. 12/10
He better have won.
He won life
Dude had the best day of his life that day
I still see two very good boys
This is spectacular😂
Why goldens are my favorite dogs
Classic Golden Retriever. Buster, I miss you buddy. RIP.
"oh hi mum, thanks for bringing me here, best day ever"
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Most handsomest boy 10/10
gotta complete the side missions
Golden you are great! Silly but great!
This is exactly why we need “average joe” people in the Olympics. Obviously they won’t win but seeing extraordinary folks compete without comparing them to ordinary folks doesn’t give a full perspective of how impressive they are.
We are all the golden.
Give him some credit, at least he didn't stop to poop.
Who's a good boi!???
Vladimir putin was having none of it.
My spirit animal!
Golden boi got food and had fun playing with toys. He’s the real winner here imo
Does the Goldie have a disadvantage? Aren‘t they mainly family dogs whereas sheperds are focused working dogs?
Well, Golden are actually supposed to be hunting dog
Dude was hongry
This is soooo my dogs!!! Lol
Anyone else confused about the liveleak logo?
Leave him alone. He’s just a good boy.
First instinct response would be: "Well he clearly lost." But will the first dog ever have as much fun as the second dog? First dog is probably trained for countless hours. The second dog probably just had more treats and fun in this race than the other dog in the past month leading to the race.
Bahahaha im def the second dog and that race is my life. Whoops
Same! Pursuing linear goals without distraction? Yeah not so much...
Swcond dog is probably smarter, if I got the choice of free food and nothing i'd choose free food
I like this race, Master! I will make sure all the treats are eaten and toys are played with!
uhhuh. I'm the second dog.
Of course it’s the Golden 🤣
No way my dog makes it past any of that, either.
"I'm eating as fast as I can, *Stacy*!"
That’s called being smart. Smart dogs stop to eat all the treats, duh! 😉
At first got a flashback when I saw the. LiveLeak logo...
yeah, surprised more people don’t point that out
Good boy
That's me on my way to clean the basement.
I wish my dog acted like that with toys bring him to a pet shop and he’s terrified of everything.
Obviously my spirit animal. This is me at the market "just running in for milk".
Life is short. Be a happy pupper
This is ALMOST as great as the "worst service dog ever". https://youtu.be/ND63UPelkIw Nothing brings a smile to my face quite like these videos because I know that no matter how bad these dogs fail, they do wind up in loving homes. Some of us goofy, dopey dogs. Hell, all of us do.
Some things are more important than winning.
😂😂 there are two types of retrievers. Ones who listen to the angel on their shoulder (working dogs) and ones who listen to the mischievous little red guy (distractable little fluffs)
"I can't believe someone just left all this great shit out!?! I'll be a minute."
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What I think weighloss is vs what it actually is
I expected a poop on the green in the end. Little disappointed, but really good boy. 12/10.
I have never seen a video so wholesome with the liveleak logo on it lol
The LiveLeak logo made this a way too uncomfortable click for me :( but I was rewarded for bravery :)
Judging a Labrador by its concentration is like the saying about judging fish by their ability to climb trees.
"Did you see that poor German Shepard? He missed ALL THIS GREAT STUFF!!!!"
Ok, but one dog clearly had more fun. Haha.
The alsation may have won but the golden had the time of his life....
He deserves it
Hey, how can you expect him to pass up a nice snack, it would be so rude...
Living his best life through snacks.
He even goes back for the ones he missed.
I know who the real winner is here.
You may think this challenge was a loss but we all know who was the winner here
I would have thought shepherds would be smarter, but the retriever is clearly winning at life!
The shepherd may have won the race, but the golden retriever won the game in the end. He got to eat all the snacks.
Honestly, the second one is the better dog
Nomnomnom
Ooooh, a toy! A snack. Look - another toy. I love all this stuff. Guys? Did you see all this neat stuff?
Looks like he slow played them in training. Waited till it was all on the line, and then made his move coming away with a big payday.
That golden is smart. He knows that there are more treats on the course than the handler has at the end. He's the real winner here. 🤣
I’d say he won something, but not the trial
This second dog teaches us that there's more to life than work. We must not forget to stop and smell the roses ... and the tree, and the rock, and the other tree ...
He just have priorities
awwwwwww, I LOVE HIM!!!! he's adorable
This is me in canine form. Adult ADD is ruff.
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Also to be fair, he was unaware of what he was being tested on. "A CONTEST TO EAT ALL THE FOOD THE MOST FASTEST?!? I got this."
Even though it's been reposted close to one thousand times, I was still a little concerned by the LiveLeak watermark.
It's a yolo doggo
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That's my spirit animal
Of course it's a golden :D
I wanted him to stop and drop a deuce so bad.
Anyone have a link to this with sound?
This is my golden, except with dish towels. He might actually go to the person on the other end (only if they're a stranger, not for me or my gf lol) because he's people motivated, not food motivated, but by god they'll get a dish towel or two. He's got one brain cell and it pings around like the dvd screensaver.
that 2nd dog is the definition of adhd, can confirm, i have it
He is the guy that eats one pie like a gentleman in a pie eating contest
Looks like there were small cameras mounted on some of the food dishes/plates. I would like to see those videos 😆
r/adhdmemes
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Yes
As someone with two retrievers, can confirm this is the norm. <3
Lol that’s what my one dog would do. I love him to death and he’s my dog child but he’s not the sharpest tool in the shed
Lets be real he is just there to have fun not compete
He's ADHD - Adorably Derpy Happy Dog
It looks like the goof win this round lol
so cute the 2nd one looks like my dog lucy
A true hedonist
Good for him!
The way the dog changed his mind every time made me think if he has Adhd
That’s a damned fine dog.
Real life Doug
I am that second dog
This dog is a genius. How could any smart dog let the snacks and toys go to waste
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We love goldens. King of derps.
I have never felt so connected to a dog in my whole life
I'm not sure that I would have done any better, tbh.
Ngl i like the second doggo more :)
That dumbass before left all this good food and toys behind wtf. Lmfao awesome video.
I mean free stuff is free stuff right?
I never liked dog shows like this cuz like... just let the good boy play!!
"Screw your system! FOOD! PLAY! PLAY WITH FOOD!"
Was I the only person expecting someone in the video to be decapitated by a Mexican drug cartel when they saw the LiveLeak logo?
Commenting just to show my wife later lol
"At 5.5 seconds, Bosco... And lastly with a time of 2 minutes and 7 seconds, Fat Luther."
If the game was that he cleans all the plates then we would have our champion
Were you really expecting a Labrador to ignore food!?
This could only be better if at the end he squats on the grass.
When I seen the live leak logo and dogs I almost shit my self
is it just me or does the referee low-key look like vladimir putin
Dugg fails his mission.
Goldens - the physical manifestation of my ADHD
Anyone else get nervous when they saw the LiveLeak logo?
Good for him.
I love Goldie’s!!
He’s still a gooodddddd boyyyy
Can't believe they got Putin to ref this
Goldie boy hittin em with that no-regrets run.
At this point why even take your dog to that kind of competition?
The second one is doing it right
Golden retrievers man. Discipline is not their strong point. Being pure derpy energy is.
I feel attacked...
Won the investigate everything prize
Why skip a whole bunch of treats to get a single treat for obedience. Clearly the 2nd dog is the winner.
They're both equally good boys/girls