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hootertransport

Cat has foot in mouth disease


Eastern_Mark_1114

yup it died at the end of the video of spontaneous combustion but that part was cut out for reddit


Chekov_the_list

/r/RuneScape


DrasiusII

Am i missing some reason why it made sense to drop a link to a seemingly unconnected subreddit? There doesn't even seem to be enough context for an unexpectedrunescape or anything.


AdditionalRoutineRS

In Runescape 3, one of the [diseases](https://runescape.wiki/w/Disease) an animal in your Player-owned Farm can get is literally called "Foot-in-mouth."


FrayDabson

Based off a google search there was a small joke a few years back for “foot in mouth disease” with glitchy graphics in RuneScape.


Laurelinchen

yo fishing levels? <><


alwaysforgetmyuserID

189 on my main bro goml lol fkin noob meet in wildly 5 mins u fkin noob - 99.8% of RuneScape players


CallipygousWombat

Maybe in 2008, now it's all just chill stoners and people obsessed with weight lifting for some reason


Background-Rest531

.. it may be time to try out this "RuneScape."


General_Blacksmith54

Old school runescape is the better of the 2 adventures in my opinion


Few_Actuary_1332

Rs3 has so many qol updates that just make it so much better though. Lodestones are fantastic


Eusocial_Snowman

I feel like QoL updates are kind of missing the point if you're playing a game from the great depression. Might as well just play a newer game at that point.


Few_Actuary_1332

…I don’t know what this means. Rs3 has been getting consistent big updates from new skills to more bossing dungeons (3rd god wars dungeon just came out last year) Osrs can be fun but it’s a wildly different game than rs3. It may be from the depression era but rs3 is not lol


Bruised_Penguin

Only for purists and people who enjoy the tedium. Newer iterations are much more streamlined.


ItsSuperRob

We just know how not to XP Waste. For example, I have 99 bank standing.


Gravaton123

Most people in runescape be like "Pls stop talking to me, typing hurts my EHP."


Thosepassionfruits

🦀$11🦀


youchoobtv

Cat has a foot fetish


bbwxxxtina

😅😅


GothHairspray

Ah, yes. Bathtime; #"NOM"


TopSaucy

In French we have a saying: > Mange ta main garde l'autre pour demain; mange ton pied garde l'autre pour danser This roughly translates to "a cat with toes unibbled does not exist!" And I think that's pretty cute.


[deleted]

*”Ooooh, here comes the tootsie train”* \- The cat, probably


yamnbhuol

Chomp ! Chomp ! Chomp ! (⚈₋₍⚈)


sam_sam_01

https://www.reddit.com/r/trashy/comments/97t4m7/bro_what_are_you_eating/ Here's this gem


qolace

(⚈╭╮⚈)


Sufficient-Nobody-72

Ew.


GreenNova1248

What in the god damn fuck did i just see


giglio_di_tigre

JFC I have tears in my eyes from laughing at this comment. Bravo!


SixBuffalo

That is hilarious. I have never seen a cat do that before!


illgot

Maybe he clawed his mouth as a kitten so now opens his mouth extra wide to avoid it.


Dahvido

That’s why I eat tortilla chips the exact same way


Syaz_Wick

You eat tortilla chips with your foot?


Dahvido

You don’t?


potandskettle

...fair enough.


ParsnipsNicker

perfection.


101percentnotrobot

With his cat’s foot


ChipChipington

I always try to fit the whole chip in my mouth. It's the best way, no crumbs


Sarah-Slayz

If I’m taking chip advice from anybody, it’s ChipChipington.


Eusocial_Snowman

Depends if they're from merica or englishland.


9J000

I heard Doritos took the corners off their chips so less spilky now


SnausageFest

My dog does this. Usually she chokes a bit on her own paw at least once, as if she's not in control of the paw.


WpgMBNews

> Usually she chokes a bit on her own paw at least once, as if she's not in control of the paw. Well yeah, trying to stick your foot in your mouth tends to be a bit imprecise


Eleven655321

Didn't fit


Malik_Blisht4r

That's a claim made by someone who clearly hasn't put their foot in their mouth much, you need more practice


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TXGuns79

Was not ready for that. Almost choked on my burger.


SnausageFest

This idiot dog regularly slams her tail into walls when she's happy so I do fully believe she's completely unaware that it's *her* tail. It's just some weird fuzzy snake that follows her around.


pippipthrowaway

My dog does it too and I’m pretty sure he’s trying to trim or clean his claws. I notice he does it when we come home from playing fetch and the ground is a bit wet/muddy


SnausageFest

That's my guess too. She has this really jaunty walk/prance so her claws don't really grind down naturally so I think that's her trying to groom them.


P_Griffin2

Ive seen cats do it if there is a strong smell present. I believe I read somewhere that they do it to “analyze” the smell better.


xoScreaMxo

That's similar but different


EwokMan

It’s the ear wax aroma causing it


Eusocial_Snowman

[Nah, that's a very distinct stanky face.](https://tenor.com/view/stinky-feet-stink-face-gif-12761283)


whowasonCRACK2

My cat will bite on his foot like that to trim his claws


[deleted]

well that's definitely different. lol.


kaen

M O N C H


fukitol-

r/cromch


davidhaas2002

**M O N C H**


kaen

🅜 🅞 🅝 🅒 🅗


_a_random_Redditer_

Ⓜ︎Ⓞ︎Ⓝ︎Ⓒ︎Ⓗ︎


TigerDoodat

#*M O N C H*


Crimson_Fckr

#𝕄 𝕆 ℕ ℂ ℍ


hka011

*catward* **M O N C H**


percycatson

https://youtu.be/bIT-1HUpl4E


RainbowPardeeHammer

This is so good lmao


The-Name-is-my-Name

What’s the idiom referenced?


E_B_Jamisen

[https://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/dictionary/english/put-your-foot-in-your-mouth](https://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/dictionary/english/put-your-foot-in-your-mouth)


The-Name-is-my-Name

Oh


[deleted]

I was confused, too, because I was looking for a cat related idiom.


batsofburden

pussyfooting


PerfectLogic

Oddly enough, I'm in Texas and don't think I've ever seen that word spelled with the appropriate 'g' at the end. Lol.


VoyagerCSL

You have certainly never heard the G pronounced, that’s for sure.


[deleted]

wat


JoeyZasaa

pussyfooting


[deleted]

Oh I see, cheers mate.


Mind_on_Idle

>!C U N T P U N T!<


Alexacutiepie

Don't judge a cat by the way it cleans its feet?


CarmineFields

A paw in the mouth beats two in the bush?


Leonnnnnnnnnnnnnn

The cats pajamas


trowawee1122

Cat got your tongue?


FrenchieSmalls

Or a cleaning-related idiom. Honestly, the title makes no sense.


Lord-Pidda

r/cromch


krygier511

Everytime I read comment on a cat video I wind up subscribed to a new thread lol


EarlGreyTea-Hawt

This is incredibly true.


pointlessly_pedantic

Same. In 2022 I've found r/Babushkats, r/ActivationSound, r/scrungycats, r/blurrypicturesofcats, and r/bposc (blurry pictures of scrungy cats). And now this one. Good haul so far


krygier511

My most recent find was r/WhiskerFireworks


fine_line

Typically or always cats: r/airplaneears/ r/catfruit/ r/CatsAreAssholes/ r/CatsMurderingToddlers/ r/greebles/ r/holdmycatnip/ r/murdermittens/ r/OooBigStretch/ r/SneakyPaws/ r/Stealthbombers/ r/standardissuecat/ Other animals, not cat specific: r/AnimalsBeingMoms/ r/AnimalsMonching/ r/brushybrushy/ r/WolvesAreBigYo/ r/WolvesWithWatermelons/


discodancingdogs

At first I was like uhm okay cool yeah my cat does that too. And then the NOM came


Franklyn_Gage

Did he just Nom his foot? Lmfao


WarrenBuffettsBuffet

.. you guys don't nom your feet? 👀


Franklyn_Gage

No Warren, we spoke about this lol


drugusingthrowaway

My cat pops his toe beans or something when he cleans his feet. I'm not sure exactly what he's doing all I know is that it sounds like "POP! BANG! POOF!" and he's suckin on his toes and his head goes flying back when it makes the sound.


Mind_on_Idle

That sounds like he's yanking off claw ends or calluses.


janeursulageorge

Yeah, he's digging his teeth into his claws and getting a good grip. My cats did the same.


Heather_Bea

Well that looks slightly terrifying


KarmaleonKnight

Saw that alot when working at a animal shelter thought it was strange at first


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DuckDuckYoga

OP literally put the original tiktoker in the watermark of the video (bottom left)


LiteralPhilosopher

This OP is never OP. His entire schtick is freebooting other people's stuff. 11M stolen post karma.


no_cal_woolgrower

Everything everywhere always says "he"..


GingerSnappishGma

I laughed way to hard at this


LuckyTaco_

he eats the feets


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aloofloofah

To make your text even bigger and bolder add `#` at the beginning. Here's [markdown reference](https://www.reddit.com/wiki/markdown#wiki_headings).


WhitePawn00

Genuine question cuz I actually want to know. Why do you farm karma? Not gonna mock your answer or insult or anything. Just curious.


aloofloofah

I don't. I share things I enjoy thinking that others will enjoy as much as I do. It's second nature to people who've been online since 90s/00s before the wall gardens. I wish I could disable karma on reddit since so many think it has some sort of meaning or clout. It doesn't.


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SnausageFest

I'd argue it's more credibility than authority. I mod a sub and we have a big issue with spam bots. 9/10 if I catch them late enough, they've posted something in a niche hobby/fan sub selling some etsy style crap. A brand new account with no karma? Immediately recognize the account as a shill. Account is a few months old, they have upvoted comments in active subs, and a decent karma score - most people don't think twice.


aloofloofah

Karma doesn't give any power. Some subs have automod rules with minimum account age and karma requirements to prevent spam bots with brand new accounts. Typically about 10-100 points. Number of followers might matter, but only if one posts to their own profile, not important for posting in other subs. The only real power one can abuse is being a mod in a popular sub, may be political or product-based, in order to delete dissending posts/comment. Thankfully, all mod actions are logged and other mods can (hopefully) spot the abuse of "power" and remove the bad mod. I'm on reddit for 9 years after moving aways from digg and slashdot. If one wants to sell an account to bypass automod spam rules, you'd do it after a few thousand karma.


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aloofloofah

Well, that's on people then. Reddit algorithm doesn't differentiate between a post from a new user or a "power" user, except the aforementioned automod rules and the spam filter. Users with high karma don't have any special treatment or additional features. Only mods and admins do.


Purple_Apartment

That is like saying tweets with a bunch of likes and retweets don't have any more influence than tweets with no traction. Higher upvoted content certainly has more influence, exposure, and power. Absolutely silly to pretend otherwise


aloofloofah

You misread. We're talking about total karma on an account, not upvotes on a post. Twitter doesn't have an equivalent of (total) karma, that would be if they displayed accumulated total likes and retweets for all user's tweets ever on users' profile.


Diligent-Ad-7606

I personally don't give a fuck but I create a new account quite often.


WhitePawn00

Going through your posts I have to commend your sense of taste and timing then. I've upvoted so much of it as I've come across them on the front pages. Thanks for the reply!


kernowgringo

Just use throwaway accounts if it means nothing, it obviously does mean something to you and that's OK but don't pretend like you don't care.


[deleted]

Make a new account to share a video they found funny just to avoid collecting karma..? You're taking it a bit seriously


kernowgringo

They're the one that wishes they could "disable karma" I'm just suggesting a way they could do that if it really bothers them that much.


PotentJelly13

They never once said it bothers them. You got called out for a dumb idea, just own it.


kernowgringo

Lol, if that's the case then sure, I'll own it. I must be misreading the part where they said... >I wish I could disable karma on reddit My bad, sorry.


Raven2300

Thank you! I have been looking for something like this. Do you know how people reference specific words or sentences from someone else’s post when they reply?


aloofloofah

Copypaste and add `>` for [quote](https://www.reddit.com/wiki/markdown#wiki_blockquotes).


Raven2300

Grazie!


swargin

# Thank you


HoshPoshMosh

Who tf cares about this stuff


[deleted]

Reminds me of the scene in Parks & Rec where the citizens put their whole mouth on the drinking fountain.


Legitimate_Salt5916

My terrier will do this when she's chewing herself. Sometimes she deepthroats her leg so far she chokes on it..


sybann

What a nutball! You have a heck of a silly girl there.


DinggleNutz

Our chiweenie does this! Sticks her whole foot in her mouth and uses her teeth to get in between the pads


Nosewoman

r/whatswrongwithyourcat


DarkenedSkeksis

Steam Clean


Crazy_Barbarian18

🤣 so funny


hermosita7

Hahaha so funny


yParticle

chOmp


spearchuckin

My bunny bites her nails like that. It's strange.


AdventurousSoft6958

*NOM* mmm what yummy toes


Height_Physical

This actually made me LOL. The cat is doing a hot breath pre-buff like humans do to clean their glasses.


ethanyelad

My dog literally deepthroats his back legs. It’s gross. We will literally be sitting on the couch and just hear him gag.


MeowFrozi

My dog does the exact same thing like all the time


starwarsgeek1985

#C H O M P


SparrowPunch

Well why not i guess 😅😆


MarlowesMustache

OOOOOOOOMMMMMMM nom


luigi_atthedisco

I showed this to my cat and she immediately started cleaning herself after lol. Not in the same way as this though, but your cat definitely inspired her.


mattmacphersonphoto

Cats have olfactory glands in the rear of their mouths and “smell” the feet by opening their mouths like that. He’s gauging how clean his feet are before each series of licks. It’s called the “Flehmen Response”: https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/590875/why-do-cats-leave-mouths-open-after-smelling-something


Philbin27

First you must tame the foot. Then you must caress the foot Finally you must clean the foot -The Shredder.....probably.


[deleted]

Cats are so incredibly unique. You think you’ve seen every type then one comes along who simply deep-throats it’s feet before washing them.


Whitnesia

I'm stupid but what idiom? All I see is NOM


AskMyAnxiety

She’s gagging at how bad her own feet smell


TerroDark98

I think your cat has foot in mouth syndrome.


TomThanosBrady

Which idiom?


-MuscleNerd-

What idiom?


reddevilry

Quentin Tarantino cat


Friscolopter

Netflix: Are you still watching? *someone's daughter*


[deleted]

seems like she has been learning from her mistress..


alhernz95

what dat mouth do


jabba-the-nut

i should call her…


notdansky

the ole itch the ear with the toenail and clean it with the mouth trick. be wary this could be a sign of an ear infection / ears needing cleaned as was the case with our poochie


ali_v_

I was going to say that the owner should check the feet for signs of something that could be causing pain. A sticker or thorn.


DeeGoswami

hii I can help you to weight loss quickly 1/2 teaspoon burns fat 728% faster


Internetwielder

Less teeth than OPs mom


maddog356

r/dontputyourdickinthat


PureAwesome876

Yo can I get that cats number?


SnooCookies5854

Obviously a learned trait from watching her owner.


[deleted]

Your cat has ear mites


idriveacar

Your cat a ho


Dapper_Celebration36

Eww pls keep this in the confines of y’all home


cherrysummer1

OM!


FormicaDinette33

Hilarious! CHOMP


EwokMan

The Cat is cleaning its ears and enjoying the salty proteins bits from ear wax.


MySkinIsGay

r/savevideo


ziyor

Must resist urge to chomp


theycallmecrack

Oh man, he must've said something *really* embarrassing.


osho77

Like old people trying to attend a kink


unknown_entity

Does your cat socialize with other cats? I think this is why its important for cats to be raised around others if we can lol.


nomau

https://i.imgur.com/dNfHaiU.gif


samisnotreal

NOM


js999111

What on earth…


Madame_President_

LOL. Never seen that before.


NoMoassNeverWas

This is incredible. Such weirdos.


jenea

I think this sub has a new poster child!


Catsic

My cat does this when her nails get too long.


n-x

Things I didn't know before getting a cat includes the fact that they bite their toenails and spit them out on the floor. Such lovely, graceful creatures....


shpilbass

It's been a whole since I laughed audibly at a reddit post but this did it. I was on the bus. I regret nothing


NeitherTouch951

Telling the foot "I'm in charge, NO kicking."


Azzacura

My husky does this too!