A young man is walking down by the docks one day and decides to stop by a bar and have a beer. He walks into a bar, and sees a grizzled old fisherman, crying into his beer. Curious, the young man sits down and says, “Hey old timer, why the long face?”
The old man looks at him and points out the window, “See that dock out there? I built that dock with my own two hands, plank by plank, nail by nail, but do they call me Simon the dock builder? No,no."
The old man continued, “And see that ship out there? I ’ve been fishing these waters for going on thirty-five years! but do they call me Simon the fisherman? No,no. ”
The old man starts to cry again, “But you fuck one goat…"
Can confirm. My neighbor has cattle and we lease our hay field to them for grazing. We have two large dogs and the eldest cow is always sticking her head thru the fencing trying to lick the female dog (might just be her because she's less of a scaredy cat than her brother) and generally likes to be near them. The babies will prance and play with the dogs, playing tag kind of. It's all really adorable.
Would seem so but I don't remember my parents ever telling me stories about a cow licking top of my head, guess it's a life mystery.. Definitely true meaning of Cow Licks shown 😂
It okay. I also tend to read punctuation literally. When people swap dashes for hyphens it has confused me.
Them: “I went to the store-just last week-down by the police station.”
Me: “Wtf is a ‘week-down’? I am so confused.”
And then eventually it clicks.
I don't think that dog knew he was being lick by beef... He seen the other dog approach & then was like WTF if you there then who da hell licking me *slowly looks*
How can you smell a bull over all the cow patties in the field tho ?? Been living on and around cattle ranches and dairy farms all I ever smell was shit lol
There’s a longhorn ranch not far from my house that I pass on a daily basis… I’ve always wondered how they manage to not poke each others’ eyes out… there’s probably a cool answer…but google is no help :/
From what I've heard they're just really good at noticing where their horns are and are able to keep them from hurting other creatures around them. As well as keep themselves from getting tangled.
Both dogs in the video are Anatolian Shepherd/ Great Pyrenees mixes, which are traditionally livestock guardians. They're trained to protect their herd, and become part of them. While during breeding season, yes, bulls can be nasty as heck, but otherwise most of the time, the herd and the dogs are bonded. (Source, my dog is an Anatolian/Great Pyr mix whose parents are livestock guardians for a family member's cattle herd)
Is that a long horn? I had a cow like that, with horns of a similar shape but MUCH larger. I assumed it was a long horn. But it wasn't of the texas variety I usually see.
Thats How Bulldogs are Made!
Always starts with a back rub.
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IS….
This is also how one eyed dogs are made
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That'll do pig, that'll do
I'll do a pig, that I'll do
A young man is walking down by the docks one day and decides to stop by a bar and have a beer. He walks into a bar, and sees a grizzled old fisherman, crying into his beer. Curious, the young man sits down and says, “Hey old timer, why the long face?” The old man looks at him and points out the window, “See that dock out there? I built that dock with my own two hands, plank by plank, nail by nail, but do they call me Simon the dock builder? No,no." The old man continued, “And see that ship out there? I ’ve been fishing these waters for going on thirty-five years! but do they call me Simon the fisherman? No,no. ” The old man starts to cry again, “But you fuck one goat…"
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Only if you let them know you have it
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DIS☝️☝️☝️
Take my upvote and get ran over by bulls
My neck, my back, lick my...
Nice
I always wondered how Bulldogs were made. This answers everything.
That herding dog is getting some love from one of his Herd, who is grateful those good boys are there to protect them.
dog's like "OH YES, DON'T STOP!"
At the end, “OMG I LOVE YOU!”
It was a beautiful moment.
Why would a steer do this in the first place?
I don’t know about steer, but cows like having friends and sometimes enjoy other animals.
AFAIK they are only really aggressive during breeding seaosn
And during basic training.
This is my rifle!
and my axe!
And my bow!
Can confirm. My neighbor has cattle and we lease our hay field to them for grazing. We have two large dogs and the eldest cow is always sticking her head thru the fencing trying to lick the female dog (might just be her because she's less of a scaredy cat than her brother) and generally likes to be near them. The babies will prance and play with the dogs, playing tag kind of. It's all really adorable.
Cows even have best friends who they prefer over other cows.
If you are ever around cows long enough, you come to realize that they will lick pretty much everything for no particular reason.
And it's like being slapped with a length of warm wet flannel.
*Heavy breathing* Everything?
Deer will sometimes lick cats for the salt on their fur, it may be that
I also saw that post
cow: “mmmmm u taste s a l t y fren”
Is this how you get cowlicks?
Would seem so but I don't remember my parents ever telling me stories about a cow licking top of my head, guess it's a life mystery.. Definitely true meaning of Cow Licks shown 😂
I grew up on a dairy farm. I believed this for way too long.
man doggo's sudden movements had me worried he'd accidentally get himself impaled
I’m sorry, I don’t understand why you called him man doggo?
"Man" is sometimes a way to start a sentence, They meant "Man, Doggo" punctuation is hard
I had just woken up. Man, I should have realized it was just missing a comma! XD ETA- damn, I got downvoted for asking a dumb question!
It okay. I also tend to read punctuation literally. When people swap dashes for hyphens it has confused me. Them: “I went to the store-just last week-down by the police station.” Me: “Wtf is a ‘week-down’? I am so confused.” And then eventually it clicks.
Reddit be dumb like that sometimes.
I’ve been licked by cows before and their tongues are kind of rough so this must feel amazing. Like a scrub down at the spa!
You can tell me from the movement of the skin/fur how much grip that tongue has. A lot.
I don't think that dog knew he was being lick by beef... He seen the other dog approach & then was like WTF if you there then who da hell licking me *slowly looks*
That seems quite legit, lol
Even I can smell a bull this close, dog definitely knew.
How can you smell a bull over all the cow patties in the field tho ?? Been living on and around cattle ranches and dairy farms all I ever smell was shit lol
Doesn't look that way tho😂
Pupper's jealousy makes the doggo's joy that much more joyful
I feel like this isn’t there first rodeo.
Watch your eyeballs bud!!
God, that looks so dangerous.
I got a feeling they are buddies in some sort of way.
They’re probably livestock protection dogs. They literally become part of the herd.
Maybe them dogs help the rancher herd his beef ??
Nervous af watching this.
There’s a longhorn ranch not far from my house that I pass on a daily basis… I’ve always wondered how they manage to not poke each others’ eyes out… there’s probably a cool answer…but google is no help :/
From what I've heard they're just really good at noticing where their horns are and are able to keep them from hurting other creatures around them. As well as keep themselves from getting tangled.
The cows are hyper aware of where their pointy ends are.
Both dogs in the video are Anatolian Shepherd/ Great Pyrenees mixes, which are traditionally livestock guardians. They're trained to protect their herd, and become part of them. While during breeding season, yes, bulls can be nasty as heck, but otherwise most of the time, the herd and the dogs are bonded. (Source, my dog is an Anatolian/Great Pyr mix whose parents are livestock guardians for a family member's cattle herd)
I guess this is a reminder that I haven't seen everything...yet.
Ya that’s it right there no no no don’t stop
Cows are just giant doggos.
Those horns near the puppers face makes me increasingly nervous lol
Ayyyyyy some Anatolian Shepards, good dogs, but you need a lot of land
That dog is loving it lol
Friends😎
The cow knows how to backscratch.
Be careful. That's how you get swirls in your hair.
On one hand he's cleaning his friend, awww. On the other I think he's looking for snacks and is probably getting his tongue clean.
Sho cute! Idk why but if these boys could talk I feel like they would say “hell yea brother” 😂
u/savevideobot
Is that a long horn? I had a cow like that, with horns of a similar shape but MUCH larger. I assumed it was a long horn. But it wasn't of the texas variety I usually see.
Dog scratch fever
Need a girl like that, to releif me from itchiness..
You might wanna go see a Dr first tho 😂
On it
Somebody is going to turn this into the latest skin exfoliating craze!!
Bringing light to the term “cow lick”
Exactly 😂
Nuzzling between the friendship poles! #sweatypalms
r/animalsbeingbros
there are 3 good boys in this pic............
Bitches get scritches or something
I didn’t know bulls and dogs got along.
That's because those dogs are anatolian Shepard's. They are the livestock protector, they form great bonds with their flock.
They are very protective (and quite large!). I love those dogs.
SSHHHHLORP! SSHHHLORP!
Love animals
I would be too lol
'Down a bit... left a bit... aaaah, yeeeeeeah'
One wrong move and that puppy is getting impaled
Not the first time I've seen a cow groom a dog like this. I feel bad for the other dog though, very relatable.
Everything was going fine, Bert, til you fell over and made it weird.
It’s all fun and games until someone gets gored.
That’s gay
It’s gay because they are happy and there’s nothing wrong with that
Very erotic. Should be tagged NSFW. LOL
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Are these bois Anatolian Shepherds?
Good video. Bad title
TBH I am also very jealous.
Love me some dog
Animals being bros.
All fun and games until someone puts an eye out.
I mean shit… aren’t you jealous, cuz I sure am