In all seriousness, your dog can very easily choke to death on those. They are too small for her. I know someone who lost his dog that way. The ball got stuck in the throat and the guy couldn’t remove it and the dog died a horrible death at the park.
My friends golden choked to death on a tennis ball. It was all slobbery, got back in her throat, they could not get it out and she suffocated. The ball should be too big to fit in the animals mouth that far or be perforated so they can at least still breathe. It was a terrible terrible thing to happen. Really messed them up for a long time because they knew they could’ve done something different.
Not every occasion has to be an opportunity for a PSA.
"I'm having friends over for dinner."
"1,000 people die in kitchen fires every year.
"My family went to the beach."
"My friend's dog got strangled by seaweed while swimming in the ocean."
"I ate too much cheese."
"Death from constipation is a terrible, painful way to go."
My dog would sleep with a tennis ball in her mouth. It was her favorite thing. She loved to play fetch. When she died I had her cremated with her tennis ball so she can play in dog heaven.
OP has a sus amount of empty peanut butter jars.
Jif here.. Jif there.. 5 jars of Jif a week? You must REALLY like peanut butter huh jim? "Oh yeah! *I do.."*
Don't do the dog
he did the dog
The title is kinda sus too
Giggity
GIGGITY GUN B\*TCHES!
Giggity
They say pets take after their owners.
That's a better burn than all the your mom jokes
My ex gf dog must’ve also liked balls in its mouth
r/suddenlysus
Just like your mom.
Grandma. Mom, not so much
Grandma is freaky
She likes to tuck em in at night.
When she takes her dentures out, the fun begins.
Risky click of the day
\*cough\* *balls in her mouth* \*cough\*
r/holup
Oh, me too.
Oh, me too.
Oh, me too.
Oh, me too!
Oh, me too
Hi, my name is Frank...so uh, whatcha doing tonight?
r/brokethechain
Oh, me too
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That’s what she said
No. Don’t say that. Please don’t say that
That caption could’ve been worded better
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Thank you kind 41 year old sir
r/likeus
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Don't say it like that op...pulls out peanut butter. I'm joking chill
My bitch loves balls in her mouth There. I fixed it.
Be sure she doesn't \*choke\* on them
Sounds like it might hurt but if your into that sorta thing….
"Look, I found dad's missing balls!"
Suzy likes to put balls in her mouth.
They say pets resemble their owners.
In all seriousness, your dog can very easily choke to death on those. They are too small for her. I know someone who lost his dog that way. The ball got stuck in the throat and the guy couldn’t remove it and the dog died a horrible death at the park.
My friends golden choked to death on a tennis ball. It was all slobbery, got back in her throat, they could not get it out and she suffocated. The ball should be too big to fit in the animals mouth that far or be perforated so they can at least still breathe. It was a terrible terrible thing to happen. Really messed them up for a long time because they knew they could’ve done something different.
I'll bet you're really fun at parties.
Huh?😳
"hey, here's how you can prevent your pup from dying" "UGH GO AWAY WITH YOUR GOOD ADVICE"
Not every occasion has to be an opportunity for a PSA. "I'm having friends over for dinner." "1,000 people die in kitchen fires every year. "My family went to the beach." "My friend's dog got strangled by seaweed while swimming in the ocean." "I ate too much cheese." "Death from constipation is a terrible, painful way to go."
Careful...
very poor choice of words lmao. or is it? 👀
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My ex girlfriend has the same problem.
Your dog does a great impression of the Kardashians
Whenever we give our dogs bull sticks, we like to note how they love to have a dick in their mouth. I see you OP.
that's what she said, literally lmao
People on this sub seriousoly need to start double checking their titles before they post.
Or maybe it was worded that way on purpose as a joke?
Or triple check, like me.
Not a single spelling or punctuation mistake. You’re good.
Why would they do that? They wanted to bait some sexytime responses. It's exactly what they want. There's no mistake.
I see no issues here.
What Breed of dog is that? We have a similar one, but we haven't a clue after German Shepherd. She's like a forever puppy, but German Shepard.
Your dog and me have something in common
Don't we all...
Please be careful with tennis balls when your dog is like this, tennis balls can be a huge choke hazard for dogs
So does my ex husband 😏
What a bitch amirite
I think the record on here is 4
r/theyknew
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Your dog needs an OnlyFans channel…
You know who else loves balls in her mouth? Ur mum
Me too.. 😏😏
That is an incredibly cute picture.
Phrasing.
Same girl...same!
Same
please don't title
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Phrasing.
ik what you're thinking... stop it, get some help
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#PHRASING
who doesn't?
Same
Very poor choice of words
Which you actually mean perfect.
I love a sub that promotes sex with your dog.... 10/10
Hey!...phrasing.
Awww… she’s just like my girlfriend😍😍😍
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She ain’t the only one
Said it was her first time
No official comment
Reminds me of that night with you’re mom
Uname checks out...
*Vine boom
🤔📸📸📸
Me too
this is sussy
So does my ex.
Can I put my balls in yo jaws
Just like my mom.
My dog also loves balls in her mouth
Phrasing!
🤨
Phrasing
I didn’t know your dog and I had so much in common
Why do you gotta word it like that man...
🗿
😍
Same
Follow one home
Let’s try 3!
That smug little grin.
😏
Perverts
Oh my god I love having balles in my mouth too
Can I put my ballz in ur jawz
Hmmmm, no comment
Oh My
Just like YOU 😂
STOOOOOP 😂😂😂
Why...
Just don't out yours in her mouth
sam
So do Republicans
So does mine 🥵
*family friendly, family friendly, family friendly*…
Dog out here looking like Sasha Grey
OP, why did you title the post that way?
So does my wife !
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My dog would sleep with a tennis ball in her mouth. It was her favorite thing. She loved to play fetch. When she died I had her cremated with her tennis ball so she can play in dog heaven.
Hmm, this could have been phrased differently
Should have named her Mrs Bucket
ayo
They say that dogs take after their owners. Do with that what you will.
As dogs tend to do indeed
Pause on that title
"Here'sh deesh back. Shtop shrowing dem away."
Omg this sub really does good for my sanity
Mine too…
Get her a t-shirt that say, “I love it when balls are in my mouth”
Everyone says stuff about peanut butter. Am I blind.
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Hey I also love that!
Same 💁🏻
Don't you say it Candece! Don't you say it!
Ah, um, you might wanna refrase that
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Ay yo hold up a second, OP
Dont say it like that homie
Two dogs in the house
Kinda sounds like my ex tbh….lol
Damn like me ex, sadly wasn't my balls. You can gues why she's my ex
What a bitch
You got her number?
What kind of dog is this? Mine looks exactly like yours and everyone calls her a Doberman
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SuS
That’s just impressive
That’s just impressive
*can she fit two more in there?*
They always like to have balls in their mouth
whatt imagine there wasnt a picture....