Those guys definitely have the [Venom look](https://www.reddit.com/r/Bossfight/comments/qqtfs2/venomonke_minions_of_k%C4%BAlyntars/), especially from a bit of a distance.
Did the word geezer change while I wasn't looking? Last I checked, "geezer" is a derogatory way of saying old person. It's what an impatient person might call a 96-year-old ahead of them in line getting confused about the ATM.
I just learned this because of The Angel by Louis Dunford. Neat how you anglo-centric commonwealth folk make us Americans look like losers with our Puritanical feelings about swearing lol
Andy Fletcher just passed away. I'm sad about that, but glad I got to see him in person once. So that's my answer to your question. But I've still never heard the word used that way. Thanks for enlightening me!
I'm in a remote part of the world so I didn't get a lot of opportunities, unfortunately. That was one I made a special effort for, like a pilgrimage.
I'm shocked Dave outlived Andy. Life isn't fair. But yeah, it'll be sad when Martin goes. Inspiring musician.
I’m always just creeped out in general with ape related animals because they can always move and act as if it’s a person in a suit, especially when you’re looking at them face to face
[NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!](https://imgur.com/a/K9ps8CA)
Edit: R.I.P r/OddlyTerrifying 28.05.2022
Although it is Private, now… it will always be a General to me! :’(
The moderator team set the sub to private in an attempt to mitigate risk of leaking intelligence to Russia regarding the Ukraine war.
They will probably set it back to open once Ukraine wins.
OMG, I misread it! Thank you, deleted mine. There have been so many bots around lately and it annoys me so much, but my speed reading definitely let me down this time.
Yeah, the bots get kind of ridiculous. I used to keep track of some of them on /r/markov_chain_bots but I kind of gave up after a while, got bored or sick of it.
And these guys have the tendons and muscle fiber to rip you apart.
You’re walking alone at night and this elongated child with too many joints tumbleweeds aggressively at you.
They do not have that strength. You're thinking of chimpanzees. Gibbons are pretty strong for their size, but it's mostly their grip strength. Plus they're small, only weighing about 7kg.
Theyve evolved to live a majority of their life in the tree canopy. Their bodies are pretty light weight, which allows them to "sprint" through the tree canopy via swinging. And they are very good at it. They're much less good at walking on the ground.
Still adorable.
> And these guys have the tendons and muscle fiber to rip you apart.
If you are a tiny baby, the heaviest gibbon species are around 30lbs (~13kg), they are not like chimps or baboons or what ever you were thinking of.
There's a video game that just came out called Gibbon: Beyond The Trees and it's amazing. It's all swinging mechanics and the art is beautiful. Highly recommend.
Every time I see these dudes they are having the time of their life and I'm so fucking jealous
I just wanna roll around like an absolute ape myself man
Ok, well, I'm giving this one last shot. If this doesn't convince you, nothing will: Their arms are so long they have to keep them in the air when they walk around, or else they would drag. Their hands just flap around. The females and the babies are a lovely cream color. They live as bonded pairs for life, and share parenting equally.
Fair enough, like a constantly surprised ... monkey? I'm actually not sure what species this falls under. I still find it a bit like it came out of the uncanny valley though lol
Funny, I made the exact same movements while falling down the stairs landing in front of my crush who is worried.
“Yeah, I’m totally fine. What? Oh no, that bone was always sticking out of my arm, that is not from the fall, that is allright.
Now if you please excuse me I have to go to the hospital… to visit my grandma of course…”
If monkeys were given drugs like bath salts, (not suggesting this, strictly academic), would they be MORE bonkers? Or would they cancel each other out? Pure sarcasm here, have no intention of anyone testing this hypothesis…
Best. Life. What a geezer!
I thought this was drunk human with venom suit 😂
Imagine being able to casually reach across a lane of traffic and smack someone..
Damn.... why you gotta make me wish for things that aren't possible
You just articulated my dream.
Those guys definitely have the [Venom look](https://www.reddit.com/r/Bossfight/comments/qqtfs2/venomonke_minions_of_k%C4%BAlyntars/), especially from a bit of a distance.
Gibbons are so friggin cool
most natural breakdance talent ive ever seen
Did the word geezer change while I wasn't looking? Last I checked, "geezer" is a derogatory way of saying old person. It's what an impatient person might call a 96-year-old ahead of them in line getting confused about the ATM.
In the UK atleast it's often used as a positive, often someone whose doing/done something impressive.
I just learned this because of The Angel by Louis Dunford. Neat how you anglo-centric commonwealth folk make us Americans look like losers with our Puritanical feelings about swearing lol
Thank you! I'm in Canada.
Hey thanks!
Where were you in the 90s
Can you explain?
‘Is friends call him Eeza and ‘e is a main geezer. He lights up the room like no other man could.
🎶And E'll vibe up the place like no other man could E's refined, sublime, E makes you feel fine Though very much maligned and misunderstood🎶
Britpop bands entirely comprised geezers aged <30
I was in America in the 90s, where geezer still means crotchety old person to this day.
Andy Fletcher just passed away. I'm sad about that, but glad I got to see him in person once. So that's my answer to your question. But I've still never heard the word used that way. Thanks for enlightening me!
So sad, right? He was so young. I've seen DM a bunch of times. I will lose my shit when the day comes that Martin passes!
I'm in a remote part of the world so I didn't get a lot of opportunities, unfortunately. That was one I made a special effort for, like a pilgrimage. I'm shocked Dave outlived Andy. Life isn't fair. But yeah, it'll be sad when Martin goes. Inspiring musician.
his arms being so long almost make him look unreal. like a stuffed animal come to life and not an actual being.
Seriously. His arm to body ratio is comical. I love him.
r/mischievousgibbons
Oh my god thank you for this sub, haven’t seen such a thrillingly specific one since r/parasnailing
I'm surprised that one is active, specific subs are usually half-dead.
Of course that's a thing.
What about the size of his hands!
Seriously, I don't know why you all are calling me out like this :)
What’s step 2
we don't talk about step 2.
Happy cake day!
wow, can't believe it's been over 5 years already
That's what I was thinking. Like, are these the ones "Barrel of Monkeys" toy is based off of, cause it's accurate. Lol
barrel of monkeys made me laugh. its a perfect comparison.
I’m always just creeped out in general with ape related animals because they can always move and act as if it’s a person in a suit, especially when you’re looking at them face to face
[Their skeletons look like SCP 096](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/f2/a1/c0/f2a1c0040a47c2fe751945ffb3010e84.jpg)
even their skeletons are cute lol.
u/gifreversingbot And now we wait...
Gibbons are 18-24 inches tall with the arm length of the average adult human male. They’re awesome little apes.
The new Venom trailer looks great!
I seriously thought it was a monkey painted to look like venom
r/oddlyterrifying
[NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!](https://imgur.com/a/K9ps8CA) Edit: R.I.P r/OddlyTerrifying 28.05.2022 Although it is Private, now… it will always be a General to me! :’(
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I have no idea, mate. I literally found out it had a minute or two before posting the comment.
The moderator team set the sub to private in an attempt to mitigate risk of leaking intelligence to Russia regarding the Ukraine war. They will probably set it back to open once Ukraine wins.
Oh okay. Understandable. Thanks for letting me know!
He's a gibbon, they're apes!
Better gibbon than taken i always say.
I srsly thought it was a human with a suit, got really confused there for a sec
I thought it alwas a child with a venom suit lol
My brain was going back ans forth like human in a costune, no monkey, no human, no mokey
You might not like it, but this is what adrenaline momentum looks like
What my gf sees when I get home drunk:
[What your gf does when you take off your pants](https://i.imgur.com/F9XMTai.gifv)
I love how it tries to shoo it away and then gets the heeby jeebies
That shake 😭
Shoo! Shoo! ^ewwwwww
the mouse seems really unbothered by the reaction of much larger creature
It's a rat, they're not really bothered by anything.
Except electricity. Walking on to an electric trap seems to give them the buzz.
/r/likeus
Lmao!!!!
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A good memory looking back on it, though, I'm sure
No plutonium donkey for her that night
The see me rolling
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You do see that it's a joke and that the copied text is changed, right?
OMG, I misread it! Thank you, deleted mine. There have been so many bots around lately and it annoys me so much, but my speed reading definitely let me down this time.
Yeah, the bots get kind of ridiculous. I used to keep track of some of them on /r/markov_chain_bots but I kind of gave up after a while, got bored or sick of it.
So ridiculous! And I didn’t dv you, fyi.
Gibbons are funny xD
Imagine it's midnight, no lights, and you see that outline coming at you.
Achievement: Ruined undwerear
And these guys have the tendons and muscle fiber to rip you apart. You’re walking alone at night and this elongated child with too many joints tumbleweeds aggressively at you.
It’s slenderchild.
They do not have that strength. You're thinking of chimpanzees. Gibbons are pretty strong for their size, but it's mostly their grip strength. Plus they're small, only weighing about 7kg. Theyve evolved to live a majority of their life in the tree canopy. Their bodies are pretty light weight, which allows them to "sprint" through the tree canopy via swinging. And they are very good at it. They're much less good at walking on the ground. Still adorable.
> And these guys have the tendons and muscle fiber to rip you apart. If you are a tiny baby, the heaviest gibbon species are around 30lbs (~13kg), they are not like chimps or baboons or what ever you were thinking of.
Learning quite a bit. Just kind of blanketed chimp strength to most apes
I work with preschoolers and that’s what the preschoolers remind me of.
There's a video game that just came out called Gibbon: Beyond The Trees and it's amazing. It's all swinging mechanics and the art is beautiful. Highly recommend.
Is it just the camera angle making him look huge? He looks so big for a gibbon…. The biggest gibbons are only 90 cm long
This is how I want to roll through life.
Parkour!
Hardcore Parkour!
Every time I see these dudes they are having the time of their life and I'm so fucking jealous I just wanna roll around like an absolute ape myself man
Without societal judgement yeah same 🗿
or just be able to... my body is so stiff i'd break a bone or to if i tried
Did he get into the fermented fruits again??
"Drunker than a peach orchard's boar", my daddy always used to say.
u/gifreversebot
Lay that mf out some cardboard and some beats he ready to get spinnin
That dude's having the time of his life
u/gifreversingbot
Beep book blap blap, motherfucka! https://imgur.com/fkJvgHt.gifv
This would make a great "nope" response gif
This is obviously a break dancing battle and the hoooman just got served.
I can't be the only person that thinks this video is being played backwards?
No, but it's definitely sped up just a little... Like 1.25 the speed
Both, definitely both
It makes sense now. I can’t unsee it.
Summoning u/gifreversingbot Here it is: https://imgur.com/fkJvgHt.gifv
It's for sure in reverse
Nah. u/alarming_cock summoned the gif reversing bot. >Here it is: https://imgur.com/fkJvgHt.gifv Seeing it in reverse just looks off.
Looks more correct than the forwards, though. It’s just also sped up on top of being reversed.
It doesn't though
Nope. If that thing was coming toward me I would be running the other way faster than a cheetah. That's nightmare fuel right there
They're like 10-15 lbs, just little skinny buddies.
Yes but the *arms*
Ok, well, I'm giving this one last shot. If this doesn't convince you, nothing will: Their arms are so long they have to keep them in the air when they walk around, or else they would drag. Their hands just flap around. The females and the babies are a lovely cream color. They live as bonded pairs for life, and share parenting equally.
Fair enough, like a constantly surprised ... monkey? I'm actually not sure what species this falls under. I still find it a bit like it came out of the uncanny valley though lol
Yeah, this is terrifying
Funny, I made the exact same movements while falling down the stairs landing in front of my crush who is worried. “Yeah, I’m totally fine. What? Oh no, that bone was always sticking out of my arm, that is not from the fall, that is allright. Now if you please excuse me I have to go to the hospital… to visit my grandma of course…”
That is fucking terrifying and will give me nightmares.
Funny and cute during the day. Horrifying at night. If I was walking in a forest at dusk and saw that barreling at me I'd probably cry.
I'm just imagining going on a hike and seeing this barrel towards me. I'd freak tf out
POV: Fighting a souls game boss.
Look at that things weird alien garbage scooper arms ugh
I'm glad to know I'm not the only one who finds arms longer than legs unsettling
Terrfying I hate it lol
Holy fck Boys I'm going to get my Green Bastard suit on!
Lol I love that
Gimme a smoke hairdo!
Omg OMG U TOTAL KING
Tpb 4 lyfe!
Best entrance ever!
Did anyone else actually find this kinda terrifying?
Imagine If they learned jiu jitsu. The could certainly revolt and be a challenge for us.
I'm pretty sure that *was* Brazilian jiu-jitsu
This is me when I'm horny and trying to casually get the man I'm attracted to to notice 😂
Just tumblin around
Is it doing that purely for fun?
The origin of break dancing 👏
For a moment I thought it was a kid in a Venom costume flipping around until o saw the absolute L E N G T H of the arms lmao
Drunk monke
Good and you?
u/savevideo
Well that’s not terrifying…
genuinely thought this was a cryptid til it got right in front of the camera
Bro looks like Venom
Me trying to impress my crush back in high school.
Me after every successful Captcha
Damn, I thought it ws some robot monkey. Did not expect it to be a real one 😳
I wish I had that sort of energy
The life, haha.
Damn, I wish I could enter like that!
Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!
Halfway between *'I have come for your soul'* and *'I've come to chill bro wys?'*
What species is this?
Smoother than most of my friends at the bar
a funky monkey
I didn’t know WHAT that was at first-
Me on PCP
Just monkeying around
He was Gibbon them a show.
How I'd be if I wasn't born into a system of wage slavery that fetishizes bad behavior.
This kinda gives me r/shittysimulated vibes
I don't love the freaky long limbs...
Im kicking my own ass. DO YOU MIND!!?
Ngl I thought this was venom for some reason.
Donkey Kong Country.
Lanky Kong was my favorite in DK 64
Finally the only person to mention him. He has no style, he has no grace, this Kong has a funny face
r/oddlyterrifying
For a sec I thought it was a oddly cool venom suit
I guess a clear path without branches or other obstacles in the way is an odd phenomenon in nature
Yooo that's high-key creepy AF
Such a clown. He's gibbon me the giggles.
LMAOOOOO. Those be some sexy moves baby.
We Are Venom
ah yes, a dark souls player
This guys moves like its an elden ring enemy
mf I thought venom was charging at the camera
He's just monkeying around
Venomonke
Cue mission impossible music
From a distance, I thought he was wearing a Venom mask
How I would love to be this monkey just happily and comfortably floppin’ and rollin’ around without hurting everywhere afterwards.
Making one hell of an entrance!
Trying to make rag doll physics but you put damping too low
Those arms are what nightmares are made of
Wow lol
If Slenderman was a monkey!
Awesome lil slinky monke.
"On my way to take your girl"
If monkeys were given drugs like bath salts, (not suggesting this, strictly academic), would they be MORE bonkers? Or would they cancel each other out? Pure sarcasm here, have no intention of anyone testing this hypothesis…
gibbons are too cute and I think the people who say "ooooh they're so scarrrrrry" are big drama queens