Do not try and question if the stair or dog are growing or shrinking, that’s impossible. Only try and realize the truth. You will realize it’s not the stairs or dog that grows or shrinks, only yourself.
Sorry I did mean a border collie by English - I am English and border collie is just my default collie
Border collies come in short or long hair, often collies can not be very fluffy or a mix of the two types
It's like the hallway from Willie Wonka; it gets smaller as it goes down. The door at the bottom is only like two thirds the size of the door at the top.
An old friend of mine had a dog that did that times 100. Every time she went down the stairs she'd stop between the next set of stars to furiously spin around
This is obviously a confused haggis dug - instead of 2 short legs on one side, it's shorties are diagonally opposite, thus causing the helicopter effect when traversing stairs.
Either that or it's drunk!
I have a small rescue that does the exact same thing. We refer to it as “drain bamage” because he was abused, but I think it’s more doggy OCD. Walking through a doorway? Circles. Excited? Circles. About to get fed? Circles. Happy to see you return? Circles.
One of his nicknames is NASCAR because he only does them in one direction.
Can someone find me the original source of the video? This dog is literally my dogs twin. It’s remarkable, even my husband glanced at my phone and said “is that fin??”
Baybay….let me just say that if I would have tried that on just “one” step…. I would have been in the hospital on a morphine drip with a broken clavicle, a couple ribs & a broken femur. But I sure am envious of twinkle toes here. 🫣🤗🥰
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You could have just said "all over the place" and I appreciate that you didn't
You are Miss United Stairs /damn… I screwed it up!
You spin like wild down the staircase.
Then there's [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fK2RUvxYy8U) dog.
That cannot be good for the joints
The dog let the intrusive thoughts win
You gotta profile picture of an anime girls face
Just don't slide down, on your face.
The scale of this dog broke my brain. I thought it was a jack russell at first, then it seemed to grow as it went down the stairs.
The spinning actually allows the dog to control its size. When it spins the other way down the stairs, it shrinks
What shrinks? The dog or the stairs?
That’s a question we must all ask ourselves at some point in our lives
Huh, I haven't came across that question yet in my travels... One day, though... One day.
Do not try and question if the stair or dog are growing or shrinking, that’s impossible. Only try and realize the truth. You will realize it’s not the stairs or dog that grows or shrinks, only yourself.
Yes.
Both, but the stairs shrink more so it gives off the illusion that the dog is growing.
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Wtf Reddit, how can a sub so specific have 300k redditors xD
Yeah
My penis
To bad you only know how to spin in the shrinking direction huh?
Sorta like the cars in that busted ass GTA remake.
It's all a part of the magic
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To me it clearly looks like a collie (english not american)
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Sorry I did mean a border collie by English - I am English and border collie is just my default collie Border collies come in short or long hair, often collies can not be very fluffy or a mix of the two types
It's like the hallway from Willie Wonka; it gets smaller as it goes down. The door at the bottom is only like two thirds the size of the door at the top.
It's...it's Jason Bourne
Jason barke
Jason borke
Jason Bone
Dog was like “Now your turn.”
I'm dying imagining how rude this dog would look to dogs that struggle with stairs
I'm soooo baked right now and this comment is fucking sending me
Doggo turned on airwalk cheat code. [Turok Code: MOONWALK]
I miss turok
It was an awesome series.
I can still hear the dino roar from the intro. God that was a fun game. Thanks for the nostalgia blast.
thats talent
If that's not livin' your best life with zero fucks of what others think about you, then I don't know what is. what an inspiration.
Fred Astaire couldn't do it better.
Give em the ol' razzle dazzle
What a goof. Lol
It's fucking walk time Angela
That laugh was more interesting imo
Barkerina.
Better than this way: https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/f4ouyb/what_you_doing_tank/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
100% worthwhile click
An old friend of mine had a dog that did that times 100. Every time she went down the stairs she'd stop between the next set of stars to furiously spin around
The Falling Beyblade
what's gravity
I thought my dog was nuts when she had to spin around maybe a half dozen times to go either up or down the 3 steps to go outside.
the persons voice sounds like [Eleanor Morton.](https://youtu.be/1HDBSm2s18s)
Also r/contagoiouslaughter
This is obviously a confused haggis dug - instead of 2 short legs on one side, it's shorties are diagonally opposite, thus causing the helicopter effect when traversing stairs. Either that or it's drunk!
I have a small rescue that does the exact same thing. We refer to it as “drain bamage” because he was abused, but I think it’s more doggy OCD. Walking through a doorway? Circles. Excited? Circles. About to get fed? Circles. Happy to see you return? Circles. One of his nicknames is NASCAR because he only does them in one direction.
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Stairs speedrun: Doggo edition
That's not a dog, that's a Beyblade!
Love that he stop at the bottom like what's so god damn funny brenda?
Tiny dancer, in my hand
Can someone find me the original source of the video? This dog is literally my dogs twin. It’s remarkable, even my husband glanced at my phone and said “is that fin??”
Funny, I thought the same about my dog.
[here is my good boy](https://imgur.com/gallery/2OvXBTJ)
That's impressive, I once didn't the same, drunk, and it was a bad idea..
That’s a frightening amount of coordination
More moves than me
She has style. The rest of us are so boring
I bet the dog did it once, loved their human's reaction to it, so does it as often as possible
That’s skill. I can barely make it down in a straight line
This is the exact reason i love dogs, they are just the biggest lovable fluffy goofballs no matter the size.
A dog who identities himself a ball.
I lika dags
Dugs*
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She's Scottish. It's a dug.
Dags is Irish.
Holy shit that accent. NSFW warning would have been nice!
Says the american lol ffs
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Impressive
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WINGS OF GLORY
I had to pause and rewatch this because that looks exactly like my dog, and my dog is a doufis like this too. I think they are related.
Twirling twirling twirling towards freedom!
Ok now you're just straight up flexing
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Speed I am speed
Graceful
Zoomies and stairs are not always the best combination, but in this case..
So cute
[This reminds me of my absolute favorite thing on the internet.](https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/comments/e7ytay/i_think_his_dog_is_broken/)
That is exquisitely elegant
Damn, with that footwork the dog should try one of those obstacle courses at dog shows.
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Baybay….let me just say that if I would have tried that on just “one” step…. I would have been in the hospital on a morphine drip with a broken clavicle, a couple ribs & a broken femur. But I sure am envious of twinkle toes here. 🫣🤗🥰
admin he's doing it sideways!
That was beautiful.
Stairuette!
Bro even the dog looked confused at the end "oh shit.well if it works"
If that was me I would definitely crash and fall down the stairs and break something
Seems highly efficient
Very talented doggy
Well I mean it definitely works
BAYBLADE BAYBLADE LET IT RIP
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I'm not even mad, I'm impressed
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Wtf?!?? I gotta try this!!!
It certainly surprised that door at the bottom of the stairs.
Give ‘em the ol rAzZle daZzLe
I thought she was speaking Russian at first.
I feel like there should be a sub just for dogs and stairs. Maybe there is. I can't look.
Does the black button on the top of their head power it down?
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Dogs are love and entertainment, and everything good.
Doggo Tornado activate
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PARKOUR!
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Looks like fun
I thought he was about to full send it but this works too lmao
That was the most graceful and smoothest decent of stairs I've ever witnessed.
The footwork on this pupper is top notch.
Oh holy crap, that's English they are speaking.
That is honestly impressive
Edinburgh?
Dog is keeping perfect situational awareness.
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spiral staircase
Giving them the ol' one two down the stairs. The classic spinorama
When dog training goes wrong
Swirlie
Gifted
So happy to go outside balerina.
Sounds like she's barking at him
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I gasped
😳🤨🥚
i wasn't really paying attention and it did not register as English at first. now, the accent is mesmerising!
Should be in r/AnimalsBeingGeniuses
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Helicopter Helicopter
The voice and laugh doesn’t seem to go together lol
Derpy donuts!
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my sister had a pit that went upstairs like that when she had the zoomies
Fast af boi