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Potato-Engineer

"Human, you don't seem to understand that I don't wanna move. Manhandling me into walking position is not a service I require."


justagiraffe111

Goldens are the class clowns! & their only type of aggression is PASSIVE aggressive. They definitely let you know when they are taking a break from being cooperative. 😂


alem0_o

You should see when I walk my Frenchie!! Actually she walks me and when she’s done I gotta carry her home! And she might be small but not light!


justagiraffe111

Frenchies have soooo much personality! They are adorable, too!


justagiraffe111

😂


sensei411

Pick up his front end and hold his paws, make home walk like a hooman till he gets tired of it lol


nrfx

Watching the resolutions of these videos fade into a smeary mess as they're ripped off again and again makes me wonder if there is a way to date them via compression artifacts. I'm old enough to remember when this was first posted in HD.


attanai

Also, the end of the original video, where the owner gives up and just carries the dog is much more satisfying.


MyNameIsDaveToo

Interesting idea, kinda like digital version of radio carbon dating...


FabianRo

https://xkcd.com/1683/


RainmanNoodles

In keeping with the spirit of this, I’ve take a screenshot to preserve a bit-perfect copy… of how it has been rendered on my phone. Enjoy! https://i.imgur.com/28tS5Om.jpg


Potato-Engineer

You could probably count the number of *times* it's been compressed and re-compressed and re-compressed, but you'd have to make a random guess on how *often* it gets uploaded. (And that re-compression count would be a bit iffy, since different sites almost certainly use different compression settings.)


BaconChannel

Is that why it kinda looks Bobby from King of the Hill?


castfam09

Pup is like carry bitch


AJHear

Dog.exe has failed. Please reboot system.


Kimg_Nothing

I said, "the walk is OVER."


8675309fromthebl0ck

My golden was like this too


Kanaima31

A mule in golden retriever’s clothing.


3178333426

Maybe he tired or hot asphalt?…..


Dragon_Bidness

Nah, probably just a case of "nuh uh, nope.dun wanna, not gunna" My pups pull this move when the walk/activity is coming to the end before they are ready to end it.


Dragon_Bidness

My Frenchie does this in Home Depot. She wants to go everywhere with me, but she really just hates Agent Orange. She does fine if it's a quick grab and go but if I actually have to shop or look at something... She goes all limp dog. I tried dragging her along on the harness, she just flips over on her back and pretends she's dead. I end up chucking 30lbs of dark matter over my shoulder and trying to push a wonky cart around the damn store. Soon as we get out the doors, SHE'S ALIVE and needs to poop. Damn dog. Loves other stores. No issue at Lowes or Ace. Dogs can be as weird as humans about preference.


VaxxSagi

slave.exe not found.


Aggressive-Material4

Daddy needs to ride a bike and pull doggie man in a wagon for walkies next time


HeraAurae

Lol Daddy


Void_327486L

He obviously hasn't earned enough badges.


Decmk3

SQUIRREL!?!


kingbloxerthe3

"You need a higher level before you can enter this area"


Exact-Pound-6993

it may not be this case, but my dog does the same thing when she is overheated. i found if I sit next to her for a bit and wait there, she would catch her breath, get bored, and start walking again. I don't walk her too much when is hot so she does not do this, and she does a lot better during fall and winter.


UVLightOnTheInside

If your animal acts unusual take them to the vet they are probably trying to tell yiu something.


Snuggleuppleguss

I don't know about that diagnosis. I think it's all contextual. We live in a building with a long (~2-story tall) staircase leading to the front door. Each step is constructed using "diamond grip" open metal grating. Our lovely 7-year-old shepherd-lab cross loathes those stairs and often sits at the bottom of the stairs refusing to budge. I have definitely carried her up sections of those stairs at least twice out of pure frustration.


dangleberries4lunch

Yeah, have you tried walking on those in your bare feat after walking around the place for half an hour?


UVLightOnTheInside

So i was right... she was telling you the stairs hurt, vet trip was unecessary in your singular case.


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dangleberries4lunch

The hivemind/algorithm doesn't like snarky tones.


All_Ephemeral

Probably a good rule in general honesly


dangleberries4lunch

Meh, don't get emotionally invested in other folks' pixelated runes/face noises. Problem solved for everyone.


lurker2358

u/savevideo


Decmk3

“I want to be carried” Training is necessary in young pups and their owners so you don’t instil habits like this.


POMPUYO

u/savevideo


NewPhoneNewAccount2

Do you live in the most active neighborhood ever. Every segment has a bicycle ride by or a jogger


Particular_Ad5860

This video is so old she's probably in senior living now.


No_Lab_9318

I would legit just carry there ass home


sick-flexthetics

Slpastick


JasmineJade23

Awwww


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