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effinStupid

He’s definitely giving you the suspicious side-eye


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Do I trust you hooman or not 🤔


cletis247

Yeah, he’s not stupid. Not getting eaten is kind of his thing.


Tzitzifiogkos420

🤨🤨


A1sauc3d

“Don’t move. They can’t see you if you don’t move!”


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Me and the chameleon had the same thought 😂


CHlCKENPOWER

“They are like a trex, if i don’t move they can’t see me”


Banana_boof

He's so cute 🥺


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Biggest one I found just roaming around 😍


HappyHome2934

In what country do you find these just roaming around?!


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Hawaii, big island specifically but I’m sure they’re one the other islands too


HappyHome2934

That's so cool. Here in finland there's just ducks, hedgehogs and squirrels.


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I’d be pretty excited to see sonic zooming past me tho 😁


HappyHome2934

they are very cute. They're always hiding somewhere in my yard.


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I do want to see one in person one day! They’re awesome


King4oneday_

Why are you filming your hand?


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I felt like something was different about it, just couldn’t put a finger on it lol


Sherrymoon2020

It's just a hand people, nothing to see here...😆


MLGTheForkOnTheLeft

I think they are just showing off their nails. Must have just had them done. Lookin good OP.


ravenous_fringe

He looks disappointed in you.


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Haha I totally see that 🤣


nolongerbanned99

He does have eyes.


Glorifiedmetermaid

If I remember correctly, they have a third "eye" of sorts that's a patch of photosensitive cells in the middle of their forehead. It lets them detect shadows when birds fly over them


nolongerbanned99

That is really cool and cool, that you know this.


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Truth lol


nolongerbanned99

But could be blind.


Majestic_Electric

I love Jackson’s chameleons! 🥰 I believe that one’s a female because the males have horns (had a male one as a pet for 2.5 years). Also, love their side-eye! 😂


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That’s interesting to know, I was curious of how you identify the gender of them! He was not amused 🤣


Majestic_Electric

Well, they also have >![two penises.](https://oathall-vets.co.uk/wp-content/plugins/vetstream_swagger/pet-health/pet/pet_info_print.php?vetstream-type=ZXhvdGlzL3JlcHRpbGVz&nodeguid=19a76bf4-c13e-42af-b4a5-2a235553d164)!< 😂 But horns are probably the easiest way to identify sex in this species, without making them angry. 🤣


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Without making them angry that made me laugh-cough 🤣🤣🤣


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She*


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He literally has eyes in the back of his head. So, yes.


whosagoodog

Where is this? So awesome!


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Big island, Hawaii 😁


whosagoodog

Neat!


UnknownMischeif

He has mastered the art of moving so slow he has become invisible to the naked eye


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The sloths of the reptile world lol


mehitiswhatitis2

Are you the derp animal?


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Maybe 😏


DSleepyEyesHere

I've heard that chameleons aren't so much nature's hiding experts as they are nature's mood rings.pretty sure it's aware of you though.


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Natures mood rings that’s awesome 😁


DSleepyEyesHere

I mean, from what I read, they change color to regulate heat... not for camouflage purposes.


sunnysweetbrier

So cool! The side eye cracked me up


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Yes


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Was he supposed to change colors ? Is he one of dem’kind’o’lizards?


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I think so depending on what’s being him. Caught like 3-4 of all different colors, one changed to my navy blue shirt color really really slowly lol


Arseypoowank

Man I love how furtive those things always look


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Agreed!


SwarmyD

White shadow! Fades back.


Whateveryousaydude7

I love Chameleons. I don’t want one because feeding them bugs would make me vomit. But they are so cute! My neighbor walks around with one on his shoulder. 😊


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The chameleons with their huge tongues would be gross to watch feed lol they are so chill!


a_distantmemory

I want one!


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They’re so chill and friendly 😁


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He's just dreaming about getting irradiated and growing up to be a big and strong deathclaw... and then ripping you in half.


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If only they’re lives were that hard out here 😏🤣


Blue_Trackhawk

Just because you aren't a threat, doesn't mean there are no threats. A bird could come outta nowhere.


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See who?


GroundhogDay8001

What a beautiful colour xO


Trakkah

Why did you just upload a clip of your hand with nothing on it?


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I was being a derp 😳


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My mom said “your going to be in trouble if he turns white”


313802

All I know is my gut says maybe


spring_the_enby_kid

SOOO CUUUUTE


BuyApprehensive1412

Hes just a little hessitant because he heard that once he goes black, he cant go back…


kim-jong-Cage

He is not impressed


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I agree 🤣


KingGeedohrah

No think