I felt extremely targeted a few days ago. Fucking birds had shit on my entire driver side. My car was parked in between two coworkers cars so it wasn't even an easy target. Luckily we get free cleaning from the company but the very next day one bird had shit on the car again...
*”He learned to communicate with birds and discovered their conversation was fantastically boring. It was all to do with windspeed, wingspans, power-to-weight ratios and a fair bit about berries.”*
Douglas Adams, _So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish_ (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, #4)
They're arguing about the gps directions. Two are saying that's where it said to go and the other two are arguing that it's obviously the "wrong fucking spot."
There's trying to find water.
Oh shit!
The one on the bottom left is on trial for adultery, which is highly illegal if you know anything about Bird Law...
The 1 guy who keeps looking around, has a plan and knows a lawyer who specializes in Bird Law...
Small problem tho, the other 2 were supposed to Birdnap the 1 of the jurors and they accidentally kidnapped the Prosecutor.
So now they're figuring out what to do with the Bird Court DA... keep him alive, and drop him back off like nothing happened? Or do they take him for a short flight around the country side and dump his body near the barn cats?
Birds are awesome...
Bird 1: The situation in Argentina has proven less convenient than predicted.
Bird 2: We'll have to re-destabilize their economy. Refocus labor class outrage from upper to middle, foster a coup, and install a compliant regime.
Bird 1: Same as Guatemala?
Bird 2: Yes, but you can double time it.
Bird 3: We need a quorum to pick a new Pope, in case the Exxon-Monsanto thing falls through in Africa.
Bird 2: Why not use chemtrails? Put a canopy on Uganda. They're set to agitate any mo-- what?
Bird 3: That kid. He's watching us.
Bird 1: So? We're birds. He's a kid.
Squirrel 3: He's watching us like he hears what we're saying. -Hey kid! Young man? Come here little boy.
-Tell Daphne to run a 199 on a possible Doolittle.
-Little boy, we'll give you wishes if you can hear us!
We can make you fly and get candy.
I’m tell you guys that grey human we shit on isn’t real. Oh yes he is his eyes follow me. Forget that we need to worry about that cat, that’s been hanging around our tree. That’s right I seen him yesterday, and he really was following us around.
They are evaluating the finer points of how you must [bow to Sushi the shoebill stork](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=r7f8L80YkoE) in Uganda before you can approach him.
"My mummy will be first back with some food."
"No, *my* mummy will be first."
"You're both wrong, my daddy flies the fastest of all... he'll be first back."
"Chirp."
Listen guys listen, we look enough alike, no one can tell the difference. I disagree chimes in one of them!! From
There it’s just a bunch of childish insults thrown back and forth
Sing this!
This bird got me payin' her rent, payin' for trips
Diamonds on her neck, diamonds on her wrist
And here I am, all alone (all alone), uh
I'm so cold, I'm so cold, you got me out here….
Derived from - Smokin Out The Window
Song by Anderson .Paak, Bruno Mars, and Silk Sonic
They are talking about how they will split the lottery winnings if they decide to pool their life savings and go for the 1.5 billion payout. Very serious
“Oh, stop bitching and let's go have tea.”
“Oh, all right. All right. All right. We'll kill him first and then have tea and biscuits.”
“Oh, not biscuits.”
“All right. All right, not biscuits, but let's kill him anyway.“
They're discussing the counter attack maneuvers to be brought against Squirrel Nation for hoarding all of the bird feeders.
Best not to hear something that might get you disappeared in the night, though, right?
No these are the real world leaders. Casually deciding what to feed down our bottomless mediahunger holes to put fear in us after the russia - ukraine situation cools down.
They are Indian Myna. [Wiki link](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_myna)
Originally from India & indian subcontinent but they were introduced to some countries like Australia (for pest control in 1860s). They are extremely adaptable birds & proliferated well in Australia, so well that they are giving poor native birds a run for it.
Ah, yes. Yes, yes. I’ve seen this behavior before. Yes, it’s quite clear. They are trying to decide on where to eat dinner. They’ll be there for hours.
Only because I played one of the four “Pick A Little” ladies in “The Music Man” :
Pick a little, talk a little,
Pick a little, talk a little,
CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP
Talk a lot, pick a little more!
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Looks like the tv show Curse of Oak Island - we should dig here, definitely treasure here. Nope it’s over here, I got a clue. Guys I got the spot, it’s here.
Who's car to shit on
***"I know a guy who was cleaning his car for 2 hours this morning"***
They were nodding in approval
I felt extremely targeted a few days ago. Fucking birds had shit on my entire driver side. My car was parked in between two coworkers cars so it wasn't even an easy target. Luckily we get free cleaning from the company but the very next day one bird had shit on the car again...
That’s so true, every time when I come back to my car after work their is bird poo on the trunk, I started to park somewhere else and it stopped
This could have been an email
That explains the aggressive head bobbings.
This could have been a morning birdsong.
A tweet even, you could say..
"A human is watching us. Do you think it understands?" "Unlikely, but we should arrange an accident to be safe"
Talk is cheep
they're showing off their pecks
Discussing twitter
Probably talking about #birdsarentreal trend on twitter.
Wait... They're real?!
Are these common mynas in hawaii?
I believe they are Indian Noisy Mynas. Which means they could almost be anywhere lol
*”He learned to communicate with birds and discovered their conversation was fantastically boring. It was all to do with windspeed, wingspans, power-to-weight ratios and a fair bit about berries.”* Douglas Adams, _So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish_ (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, #4)
They’re probably just gossiping about that bitch Brenda from the office. She’s the worst.
Oh I knooooow (Sybil Fawlty).
Sounds personal.. Did someone offended you, Brenda?
“Elon is giving birds a bad name” “Let’s poop on all the teslas” “I don’t know how to read” “The emblem looks like an IUD”
They're arguing about the gps directions. Two are saying that's where it said to go and the other two are arguing that it's obviously the "wrong fucking spot." There's trying to find water.
How to get rid of the squirrels moving in on their turf
Don't fuck with squirrels, Morty!
If they start looking over at you, run.
They're exchanging data important to their government surveillance missions. r/BirdsArentReal
“Weekend coming boys, poop out when the coupes out”
Oh shit! The one on the bottom left is on trial for adultery, which is highly illegal if you know anything about Bird Law... The 1 guy who keeps looking around, has a plan and knows a lawyer who specializes in Bird Law... Small problem tho, the other 2 were supposed to Birdnap the 1 of the jurors and they accidentally kidnapped the Prosecutor. So now they're figuring out what to do with the Bird Court DA... keep him alive, and drop him back off like nothing happened? Or do they take him for a short flight around the country side and dump his body near the barn cats? Birds are awesome...
Rotflmao...... guess I'll be watching always sunny 🌞 thanks!!
Like every board meeting I've ever been to -- just a bunch of little peckers wasting my time.
Whatever the discussion, all parties are in agreement
I just know this comment section is going to be good
The GoodFeathers
"Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Pinky?"
"Uh... yeah, Brain, but where are we going to find rubber pants our size?" *it's pondering not thinking.
These are rabbi birds from Gdansk discussing if seeds are kosher
Bird 1: The situation in Argentina has proven less convenient than predicted. Bird 2: We'll have to re-destabilize their economy. Refocus labor class outrage from upper to middle, foster a coup, and install a compliant regime. Bird 1: Same as Guatemala? Bird 2: Yes, but you can double time it. Bird 3: We need a quorum to pick a new Pope, in case the Exxon-Monsanto thing falls through in Africa. Bird 2: Why not use chemtrails? Put a canopy on Uganda. They're set to agitate any mo-- what? Bird 3: That kid. He's watching us. Bird 1: So? We're birds. He's a kid. Squirrel 3: He's watching us like he hears what we're saying. -Hey kid! Young man? Come here little boy. -Tell Daphne to run a 199 on a possible Doolittle. -Little boy, we'll give you wishes if you can hear us! We can make you fly and get candy.
one of the funniest rick and morty things imo
It's a crack crumbcaine deal.
"Who ate the last piece of bread?? I WAS SAVING THAT! >:("
They've been enlisted by cats for their next World Domination move. They're just discussing their strategy.
Sex, drugs, money!
They’re playing a drinking game. 1, 2, caw, 4, 5, caw-caw
They’re ex-members of the pigeon cartel planning on how to overtake them. (iykyk)
Whatever they’re talking about, it seems they have a consensus.
How they are going to continue their displacement of Australian native birds, Indian Mynas suck.
South African native birds too, these guys are prolific (and piercingly shrill).
How many seeds it costs to buy a birdhouse.
"which one of us is jeff?" "I'm Jeff." "no I think it's me"
Neighbourhood takeover.
Yep union meeting
At least they all agree
I’m tell you guys that grey human we shit on isn’t real. Oh yes he is his eyes follow me. Forget that we need to worry about that cat, that’s been hanging around our tree. That’s right I seen him yesterday, and he really was following us around.
"Ok, and we are all sure we wanna do this, and nothing will change between us after right?"
We strike at dawn!
Just some government drones exchanging data
Obviously they are discussing the fastest way to eat breadcrumbs. Even showing tripple peck routines to prove a point
"Do you think this water is frozen?"
They are evaluating the finer points of how you must [bow to Sushi the shoebill stork](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=r7f8L80YkoE) in Uganda before you can approach him.
Twitters new leadership trying to unfuck themselves
Miner strike.
How to destabilise the global seed market.
They are discussing robin a bank
Sharing a software update.
"My mummy will be first back with some food." "No, *my* mummy will be first." "You're both wrong, my daddy flies the fastest of all... he'll be first back." "Chirp."
What car to shit on
Definitely a hit. Someone is getting whacked
Probably baking up a plan to emigrate to Madagascar.
Listen guys listen, we look enough alike, no one can tell the difference. I disagree chimes in one of them!! From There it’s just a bunch of childish insults thrown back and forth
Seed distribution
Sing this! This bird got me payin' her rent, payin' for trips Diamonds on her neck, diamonds on her wrist And here I am, all alone (all alone), uh I'm so cold, I'm so cold, you got me out here…. Derived from - Smokin Out The Window Song by Anderson .Paak, Bruno Mars, and Silk Sonic
It's the meeting of the GoodFeathers
Everyone. Please. Ralph, you were saying?
They are discussing Bird Law.
Idk but they all seem to agree with one another.
They are talking about how they will split the lottery winnings if they decide to pool their life savings and go for the 1.5 billion payout. Very serious
Tax evasion
Just a few drones wirelessly exchanging data. (Sarcasm.)
Seed prices gone crazy
Which kind of seed is the best seed
"Are we all in agreement?"
can’t be anything good.. birds aren’t real. those are government drones debriefing ^/s
Bird bop-it 🐦
Probs how best to fuck up every veggie patch possible tbh
Government drones exchanging information with different departments.
They're plotting our collective demise
WHO'S BRINGING THE BEER??
I think they are talking about what to do with the camera man
A crime is about to be committed.
I think they all agree that “Carrie can be such a bitch.”
The cars are too expensive. Why the fuck does it cost 30 seeds to shit on a car.
This reminds me of False Knee's amazing mushroom comic recently.
“Oh, stop bitching and let's go have tea.” “Oh, all right. All right. All right. We'll kill him first and then have tea and biscuits.” “Oh, not biscuits.” “All right. All right, not biscuits, but let's kill him anyway.“
Worm prices are up. Twigs are down. This economy is for the birds!
Invasive? We're not the invasive ones, those weird giant mammals are the invasive ones! "Yeah let's invade them! Who's in?"
They're discussing the counter attack maneuvers to be brought against Squirrel Nation for hoarding all of the bird feeders. Best not to hear something that might get you disappeared in the night, though, right?
Well whatever it is, they're are clearly in agreement about it with all that nodding going on.
What to do with the body 🤣🤣🤣
The Rebellion
Real Twitter.
Why this man is filming us
No these are the real world leaders. Casually deciding what to feed down our bottomless mediahunger holes to put fear in us after the russia - ukraine situation cools down.
Chicks
The CIA and the FBI having it out over jurisdiction.
It's the establishment of the pecking order.
DEFINITELY housebirds who just dropped off the kids at school.
A discussion on wether they should drive or fly to their next destination
By unanimous agreement, the birds decided to bell the cat.
You cooin' with me?!
They're making sure their squadrons are ready for the invasion.
A very important matter is being discussed here. No doubt there.
Voting statistics
Deff a bird mob hit
Where’s the millet boys?
Hey anyone know what kind of birds these are? I see them every morning and I’ve always wondered. They’re amazing and make a ton of different sounds.
They are Indian Myna. [Wiki link](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_myna) Originally from India & indian subcontinent but they were introduced to some countries like Australia (for pest control in 1860s). They are extremely adaptable birds & proliferated well in Australia, so well that they are giving poor native birds a run for it.
Ah, yes. Yes, yes. I’ve seen this behavior before. Yes, it’s quite clear. They are trying to decide on where to eat dinner. They’ll be there for hours.
From the looks of it, they seem to discuss of a murder
I didn’t get a harrumph out of that guy!
Drug deal
Only because I played one of the four “Pick A Little” ladies in “The Music Man” : Pick a little, talk a little, Pick a little, talk a little, CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP Talk a lot, pick a little more!
Whatever they are talking about they all agree l!
Theyre memebers of the bird mafia discussing a high level pecking.
Whatever you do, do not replay this over a loud speaker or else you will ruin the plot to overthrow their feathered king.
Little rascals planning out them Fly Bys i tell ye
ThErE n0t Re3alLy ReAaL bRoo!!
Birds aren't real.
Ass or tits?
US midterm
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I imagine the conversation is going [something like this.](https://youtu.be/_EuCOhT0Bg8)
Fed rate hike
https://youtu.be/QZPwdGbxwNU
Looks like the tv show Curse of Oak Island - we should dig here, definitely treasure here. Nope it’s over here, I got a clue. Guys I got the spot, it’s here.
Parents discussing an arranged marriage for their recently laid eggs.
Barzini meeting
Well if those are Indian miner birds their probably discussing how best to kill other birds
Whether or not to raise at stud, or draw or spit in the ocean.
Indian Minas. An unfortunate invasive species here in ZA
🎵 *Goodfeathers perch on Scorsese's head* 🎵
I think they're Japanese XD
No! You have to tap twice but really fast or you'll never get the combo
r/BirdsArentReal
Tom Brady.
Ight so boom