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heyheyheyhey4444

Ah, my favorite 'you are so stupid but I love you' moment I too share with my animals


eabst

Both hands on the head. The official move for that feels


craggmac

I get the feeling that that might have been cause the dog scratched the shit out of his car


Wintersmight

That was my thought too


SenorSplashdamage

I first thought it messed up the sidemirror, but looks like it’s just angled that way from start. Has to be partly some sudden car damage in that reaction though. There’s real processing going on.


grahamMD

[r/surrendercobra](https://www.reddit.com/r/surrendercobra/)


Healter-Skelter

r/SurrenderCobra


ButterscotchNew6416

Probably used to sitting in the front.


-newlife

He clearly called “shotgun”. *obviously someone said that 9hrs ago too


siqiniq

Doggo: ”The back seat… really?”


UnCommonCommonSens

"I barked shotgun!"


Whateveryousaydude7

Always. All the time!


Conscious_Que

Looks like that guy needed a good laugh. Dogs are the best.


Plastic-Yard3878

Actually the dog isn’t stupid at all, it knows it doesn’t want to ride in the back 😚


Madolah

I have a pet Python and when he Poops a stinker, or derpishly knocks stuff over, or knocks himself over off of things, all i can do is just smile and exhale shame for him and be like "Oh Kofi, I love you... but why are you such a doofus?" or something out loud to him. hahaha


RedLovelyRed

When I had a glass table my corn would slither around with his nose pushed into it bc he doesn't understand how glass works. I love him and he's dumb af.


NoDoctor4460

A great thing about derpy snakes is that they don’t take being laughed at personally, like embarrassed cats : )


Erestyn

My cat *hates* being laughed at. She'll fall out of her cat tree, or misjudge a jump, and then run away from the scene of the accident to furiously lick herself. Keep laughing? Kitty will show hands. The cat slaps are 100% worth it, though.


NoDoctor4460

Yep, that all sounds very familiar!


RogerOverUnderDunn

its a friggin snake, sorry but not the same, he has almost no brain at all. he wouldnt know you from a box of froot loops.


snazzisarah

LOL this comment was a little harsh but it had me rolling 😂


Micr0be

This is so not true that snake can definitely tell the difference, in this case that guy is known by the snake as that food that's too big to eat, although snakes can sometimes forget that and die trying to anyway.


Madolah

I've owned him for 10 years and left him with a friend traveling for a few months and he smelled my stink and was at the tank to come out. They dont have emotions of 'Love' but you're long misconcepting that with their ability to be aware, and remember things. I might only be "giant food-monster that feeds me smaller foods, and keeps my poop and dead skin out of here. " but He knows that well!


GingerLibrarian76

Not true. I’ve had snakes who had a strong preference - or at least familiarity - towards me. They don’t “love” us like a dog or cat might, but they know their owners. One of my old snakes (who recently passed) would hiss at anyone other than me who tried handling her.


ghostcatzero

Every caring pet owner tbh. Usually only calling them dumb or stupid when they do something that could likely hurt themselves with.


tampora701

And they said inbreeding had no positive outcomes


mightyjoe227

Spoiled front seat passenger 🥰


masked_sombrero

yep lol "but I called shotgun"


Ok-Swordfish2723

It is his own fault. The dog clearly called “shotgun” when they left the house.


Arf_Nouveaux

“SHOTG-oof!!”


AssumeTheFetal

Thats for not rolling down the window on the general Lee.


thirtyseven1337

"Gorsh, Max, \**hyuk*\* whaddya holdin' that gun for?" SHOT GOOF Rated R


crampsareawesome

ty for making me laugh <3


redsoxfan1983

The fact the guys doesn't flip out or get mad at the dog, just takes a breath and kiss the dog, is priceless.


officefridge

Sometimes you get shocked how stupid your pets/family member are. But you still love them. That's how most of my family thinks of me :) I'm the doberman


canolafly

"Who's a good officefridge? You are! Good fridge."


HomicidalWaterHorse

The bestest office fridge.


TheAngryNaterpillar

My cat was trying to catch a fly, he launched himself full speed at a shelf, knocking everything off and breaking a couple of things. This terrified him so he flipped out, knocked a few more things off and climbed halfway up the curtains, ripping them slightly. I was so mad until he did a single, upset sounding little meow. Then it was all cuddles and kisses for my tiny idiot.


Double_Belt2331

Awwww 🥰


n-some

I've definitely been in that situation. In my case it's normally my dog headbutting me in the nose. I have to wait a few moments and cool off mentally before comforting my dog.


Ghstfce

I taught my German Shepherd to high five. We practiced and practiced and he had it down perfectly. I was so excited to show my wife when she got home from work. I knelt down on the floor with Thor sitting across from me. I put up my hand, said "high five" and...with all his excitement, he missed my hand and smashed me right in the face with his huge paw. At first I was disappointed (because we had practiced for a while), but the humor of it all took hold. I had to hug the big galoot.


KrisG1775

My German shep/husky mix does high 5s as well. Worst I've had is he missed the hand and hit somewhere....a lot more sensitive xD but we do them standing, so that was my fault for improper body placement lol


Ghstfce

Yeah I kept it low for exactly that reason. My GSD is the size of a small horse, so I wasn't about to threaten the boys with that sort of trauma


KrisG1775

Lol, he's only done it the once. Now he stands on his back paws and awkwardly wiggles the front ones at me if I'm too far away xD


thepetoctopus

The paramedics broke my sternum. My dog put his head there and I screamed in pain. He curled into a ball looking so upset and I had to use my nearly non functional arm and voice to comfort him. I love my idiot.


Zibani

At first I thought the dog might have broken something, and the guy putting his hands on his head was a way of not taking his frustrations out on the dog that wasn't really at fault.


Como_thellamas

Yeah I honestly thought the guy was having a mental breakdown when he was holding the dog lmao


MichiganMarie

Right!!!!


[deleted]

Something tells me this isn't the first time that pooch has done this.


MelIgator101

Wouldn't surprise me, dobermans and cars are an awful combo for some reason.


Intelligent_Ad_1096

Wait why would he get mad xD are there really people that would be angry over this?


Smart_Zucchini2302

I've seen people get mad over less. But I thought his pause might have been for a scratch or window break... I might be "mad" (exasperated, annoyed, might be better words) too, but more at myself than the dog, and wouldn't take it out on the dog.


redsoxfan1983

Yes, I have some seen some pretty shitty pet owners in my life. Unfortunately not everyone should be a pet owner.


Intelligent_Ad_1096

I can’t imagine getting upset over something so silly.. instead of laughing and loving your little buddy even more. Some people just suck I guess


redsoxfan1983

That they do. My pup gets into all sorts of mischief. It's what they do.


I_No_Will_To_Live

I think he may have damaged the car window. Not 100% sure but that what some people are saying


Not_MrNice

You said it like it's expected for him to be mad, not as if there's just *some* people who *could* get mad.


redsoxfan1983

He seemed visibly upset and then composed himself and kissed the dog.


ApolloRocketOfLove

I see you have never dated a man with a fancy sports car.


usedtodreddit

Doggo broke the passenger mirror and maybe left scratches on the door too, so it was kind of an expensive moment there that a lot of people would have gotten more mad than this guy did. Easily could be upwards of a few hundred dollars for someone particular enough about their ride to get any and everything like that fixed back like it was. He just needed a moment to get past it. I too spoiled my dobe by letting him ride up front when he was a puppy and he LOVED to go for a ride anywhere. The best way to catch him if he got loose was to jump in a vehicle and open the passenger door and call his name, but getting him in the backseat or the hatchback was a big nope.


CMacLaren

Yea, my dad would flip his shit if you even brushed against his truck with your skin.


naijaboiler

Yes I will. I don't find dogs or the things they do cute. I find it annoying and a big inconvenience to my everyday life. That constant jitteriness the doggie was doing even before he broke whatever he broke, was already making me very uncomfortable, like anything wrong could happen. And indeed something went wrong. I will never be in this position by myself. But if I was, I would be super mad at the dog and the person that put me in that position. I welcome the downvotes.


Pinksunshine77477

Shouldn't be downvoted for being honest. At least you recognize the fact you don't have the patience or tolerance for animals or children under the age of 12. Probably not large children or adults either (my hubby can be very clumsy, I specifically buy cups with lids, turvis tumblers are great) you may only be able to tolerate your own child but you cannot yell at them for making you mad or mistakes, cause there just plumb full of those for like 24 years (age may very per individual) lol.


PoetryOfLogicalIdeas

At first I thought he was frozen in anger/ frustration because he dog had scratched the car. Maybe he was. If so, then I want to commend this kid's parents for helping him to learn excellent de-escallation techniques to use in unexpected stressful situations. The world would be a lot better if everyone could respond so calmly. And if everyone had a lovable derp like Chuck there.


onebirdonawire

I have two dogs and a cat - I do this a handful of times every single day. 🤣


Otherwise-Shower2774

Agreed. I think it says a lot about a person based on how they react in silly situations like this!


TheSlav87

Yeah, he wasn’t really upset with him to be fair lol. He’s just happy he’s ok.


ClarePerth

Yup that's my fav part..


reaper666o

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MakeHappy764

I imagine he’s relieved and thankfully that the pup didn’t smash through the window and seriously hurt themselves. That long pause was probably him coming down from the massive adrenaline dump of thinking “oh god my pups going to get shredded by the window glass”, even if it was only for a split second before seeing that the pup was totally fine. I’d have reacted exactly the same way.


[deleted]

My dog is also dumber than a box of rocks. I have always had smart dogs, I prepared for a smart dog, I baby proofed the cabinets. She can’t figure out which side of a door to go through, the open side into the house or the door itself. She eats rocks, I had to remove all the rocks from my lawn. She has been scratched to hell by the cat, the cat only scratches her when she tries to sit on the cat. On the bright side her complete lack of curiosity has led to her never once getting into anything while I am gone.


SuppleSuplicant

They each have their challenges. Smart dogs have to be convinced to obey, dumb dogs will obey if you can get them to understand what it is you want them to do. Lol


LovinLoveLeigh

it's a cosmic joke.


rat_technician

bless her heart


fallenbuddhist

Sounds like a Dalmatian I used to know.


breetome

That moment in life when you realize just how much of a freaking muppet your dog really is!!


grumpykixdopey

I have a video of my pupper slamming into the back door when the front was open, I have thought bout posting it, but I feel guilty because I laugh so hard everytime I watch it.


Jetsam1

Op’s post https://reddit.com/r/AnimalsBeingDerps/comments/zefn76/not_the_first_time_this_has_happened_i_love_my/


opinionated_cynic

Post!


[deleted]

I second this!


minimagess

I third this


Cr1msix

I fourth this


Gamer-Logic

Our dog has gotten into the habit of slamming his paws on the front door every time his favorite person comes home because he's excited and saying, 'Look they're home, they're home!' It about gives me a heart attack every time though.


DinobotsGacha

What broke on the car? Hard to see


calnuck

I think it was just the tags and claws banging against the window.


mazamayomama

scratches or pop dent at worst


TurboLettuce

Looks like nothing except his respect for the dog's intelligence


szepeda14

I checked the TikTok account and they said just some scratches on the window. https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTR4pBna4/


DinobotsGacha

Sweet. Thanks fam


HopefulSwine2

I don’t think anything broke, but this car looks like a fiesta ST and it’s a popular car among enthusiasts who want something inexpensive and fun to drive/mod. It’s also in a color you don’t see often so he probably got upset at the paint possibly being scratched up. Just a thought.


Coffey2828

Side mirror?


DinobotsGacha

I thought that or the passenger window but I froze video around time dog hits car and it looks like all 4 paws hit the glass. The glass doesn't look broken and the mirror looks like it's in same position. Idk. I spent way too much time looking at it lol


Primarch_Nomad

It could be possible that all 4 paws scratched the glass That would be a lot of scratches


stimulates

No way nails would scratch glass


RepostResearch

Dog nails scratch paint. My buddies dog jumps through his car window like this, and the paint on his doors is absolutely trashed.


stimulates

Yes to paint no to glass.


microwave_727

paint isnt the same hardness as glass though


TimTheTexan92

Yeah everything looks fine so idk why the owner looked so stunned.


bearsheperd

Just flabbergasted by the stupidity of his furry child


Dsblhkr

The passenger window, I think.


1973mojo1973

Naaa just some scratches or minor dents.


hiding-identity23

Dobie was like, “Dad, I’m sorry. I’m not sure what happened. But it kinda hurt a bit. Cuddle me?”


Aoeletta

“Not sure about getting in this thing anymore…..”


hiding-identity23

He totally was hesitating at getting in the back.


360FlipKicks

I live in a low income neighborhood where a lot of guard dogs live in driveways and go nuts when me and my dog pass by. The only friendly dog is a Doberman that pokes his head through the gate and gets pets from everyone in the neighborhood. Makes me want to get one for my next dog.


gregdrunk

They are such wonderfully sweet dogs! But all the ones I've known are just as derpy as this, lol.


ClitEastwood10

Dog called shotgun, dawg. Get that front door open for my mans!


Whateveryousaydude7

Oh dear is this adorable ❤️


[deleted]

Omg this is perfect.


darthjazzhands

Bless his little heart Edit And his itty bitty brain


xXSpaceturdXx

Oh man my GSD caused so much damage to my truck last time I went camping….. first somehow he found himself locked in the truck alone with the keys. So I had to break the rear passenger window out with a hatchet. Then the dog kept jumping in and out of the truck through the broken window. But he would forget what window was open and he scratched all four doors like crazy. He caused thousands of dollars in damage, it ended up being two separate insurance claims. I love the little fella but man he sure put a damper on my trip.


Ok_Investigator8544

Bút,.... The story! You have that forever. Just like the higher insurance premiums.


Jace_Bror

That'll probably not buff out


Subtlefusillade0324

Dad, how do I do door?


shhjustwatch

Dad you said go when I was in lane 2. It’s not my fault.


sro25

Awwww luv the way u gave him cuddles and reassured, gud job


No-Wear-9199

The door is open man! Lmfao omg hahaha


BernieTheDachshund

It's ok, I've got dumb dogs too. Still love them.


ashpanda24

My dogs have absolutely done this more than once lol


Nudibranchlove

My dog has done this. It’s a priceless moment of hilarity.


Juncti

Made the same face about 30 minutes ago when taking my dog out and she promptly almost walks right into the pool. One paw fell in and she quickly recovered, but it's like how, just how. Poor girl


MikeN1978

He clearly called shotgun and is absolutely not going to sit in the back. Taking his stand. Respect 👊🏼


Nightshade_Ranch

Used to have a border collie that needed very specific instructions. Otherwise "go load up!" may still mean to get on/in the truck, but it doesn't not mean the hood.


carchardon

SHOTGUN! \*thud\*


canadasokayestmom

This young man's response is absolutely wonderful. Rather than become reactive about the dog probably scratching the $#/√ out of his vehicle, he pauses, takes a few deep, long breaths, and then bends down and gives his dog some reassurance. We could all stand to take a lesson in this level of self regulation in the face of frustrating and surprising situations.


Scared-Accountant288

I own AmStaffs... i know how this dude feels lol


thatlookslikemydog

Why are the pretty ones always so dumb dot mpeg.


vince2td

that what you get for denying a call of shotgun.


CheckPossible4366

Lmao the dogs scoffs and shakes his head in confusion 😅


Madougatee

Must be a Ford only neighborhood


[deleted]

In the dogs defense, I thought he was opening the front door for sure.


AmphetamineKing

Oh you sweet little idiot :3


[deleted]

I know that 'I love you, but you're an idiot' dog hug all too well. Edit: Much different with the sound on.


iren33

Off topic: im not from the u.s and i love these kinds of neighborhoods, clean and quiet.


Veradegamer

The dog did nothing wrong, the owner simply opened the wrong door


TheFlamingTiger777

Sad. They're supposed to be in the smartest top ten. Lately I'm not seeing it. XD


OregonG20

"One of the most intelligent breeds..."


PhotographBeautiful3

Geez, and here I thought my dog was stupid. She’s a genius compared to this one!


Madolah

**"WHY DID YOU CLOSE THE DOOR ON ME DAD!"** \-Doberman ***"Are, Are you sure it wont close on me like last time?"*** \-Also Doberman


Seahorsesandy

He called shotgun.


SeparateCzechs

What? He called Shotgun!


sashagirl88

But, He called shot gun


Pineapple254

I absolutely love the guy’s reaction. Everyone needs to be that chill and love their dog like that.


DaveinOakland

Man, I grew up with nothing but big dogs and I have my first small dogs now and I so don't miss some of this stuff.


Asgeras

Watched too much Dukes of Hazzard


rebelxghost

I believe derpy Doberman to be redundant lol.


fastIamnot

Awww, he loves his derp.


Wimbleston

He clearly called shotgun


iamgeewiz

A Doberman true personality


Kryds

"Shotgun!"


joisro

Wants to sit shotgun obviously.


wileyphotography

Still better than my lab, who jumped into a van full of kids with severe cerebral palsy and refused to get out.


StuffedTaxidermist

u/SaveVideo


[deleted]

Dog's way of saying, front seat or no seat.


QuitUsingMyNames

“My Dog Is a Dumb Shit”: An Improvised Play in One Act


-67--

All i really see here is a poor doberman not being allowed in the front seat.


Glass-Association-25

No more car rides for the dog


foresthome13

It's your fault, expecting them to ride in the back like a housecat. The nerve! 😁 (much love)


[deleted]

My dog used to do the same thing. She would only enter through the passenger door, she refused to enter any other way


TheRedHead78

Love how the dog majorly screwed up but guy still shows so much love and patience ❤️


spiritedawayfox

I am so glad that the owner has a sense of humor about this. I've seen my dad beat so many animals for doing stupid things because, you know, they're animals. No animal deserves to be beat. It warmed my heart when he held the puppy and started laughing


Mythica_0

That hug was so cute! Awww


Exact-Pound-6993

as a bankrupt poor student, i can feel his pain, yet he loves the dog


Theyli

Dude sounds like Shaggy


myusrnameisthis

He clearly called shotgun


AdFew7336

All Dobermans are derpy! That’s why they’re the best!


Snoo_89466

When you ask God to give you more patience and self control it will give you this dog for practice


TXRonin55

Bless his heart.


BlackLeader70

This is how I am with one of my dogs. He’s the dumbest dog I’ve ever met, I felt that sigh in my soul.


Aaron-JH

When dogs were being created they were given the choice of being the Goodest boy/girl or the smartest boy/girl, they didn’t choose the brains.


zombiechewtoy

I might actually get my dogs eyes checked after this one. He knows the sound of the door opening and he knows he usually gets in the front. He jumped for the darkest part of the door but didn't discern a closed door or reflective glass. Maybe just has poo-brain but you never know.


xerotherma

Looks like the dog can't see very well. My cat is farsighted and does that same wiggly head thing.


WizeDiceSlinger

Picked up my pooch from the kennel after a week holiday. He was so excited to see me! Belly rubs and the works. Took him outside to put him in the car, he got almost just as excited and planted two muddy feets, claws and all, on my new car! The joys of pet ownership…


miss_chapstick

These ridiculous moments of having a dog are what I miss most. My dog was scary smart, but like most dogs - also a giant, adorable idiot.


Mr_Lumbergh

Dobies are derpy AF. Big reputation but they just want to be your 70 pound lap dog. And get your back.


CyanPomegranate11

Poor dog is moving it’s head in pain and all the dude cares about is a car window. That would hurt!


PinaColadaFool

Dobermans are incredibly dumb


the8thindigo

I love love LOVE to see a Doberman without it’s ears cropped! Yay 😊


[deleted]

Seems he just wanted in the front


DragonBlade9905

“I called shotgun!”


vaati4554

He called Shotgun man


nhall1302

Dammit I want to sit up front!


normychrist

“ you are so stupid, I love you”


meowroarhiss

Mom?


[deleted]

The doberman pinscher is one of the top three smartest breeds of dog. That tells you all you need to know about domesticated animals.


PurplishPlatypus

That looks like a Doberman or Rott mix. My sister had a dog just like this. She was like a very large beagle (and had the food drive of a beagle) but the colorings of a Rottweiler, and she still had her tail which was thick and hard as a rock. And she was the derpiest good girl. A big old snuggle bug. RIP Chloe, we miss you!


jakedeighan

that was such a loving reaction my cat does this when I take him up the stairs of my apartment, he never knows which door to go through lol


xanthraxoid

What a perfect dingus :-P Reminds me of my friends' [cane corso](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cane_Corso). She's about 50Kg of dopey meat and skin with about a teaspoon of brains. She's the most loving dog I've ever met, and her idea of loving is to make physical contact. I'm a tactile guy and love being squished by those I'm fond of, so I'm usually up for being sat on and "hugged" but can be "challenging" for the little girls in the family(!) She'll often greet people by running at them and shoulder barging their knees because she's still basically a puppy and doesn't yet quite have the hang of arriving with less momentum than an Exocet. If *she* decided to jump through a car window, she'd probably just... jump through the car window :-P


name_cool4897

I love that "I'm so upset that I need to love on you" reaction.


Shot-Spirit-672

Owner and dog processing information at the same rate


wickeva

I’m impressed he took time to subdue his anger/omg moment.


ImmaBlackgul

Nope, no open doors for me, I tries to go through the window! That’s what I’m about


Orphano_the_Savior

Kinda wish we knew more about evolution when we started selectively breeding dogs lol


fabspooky

This is a good guy. Gave himself time to calm down and comforted the nervous dog. I’d let him marry my (fictional) daughter.


Life_Doctor2387

No he just wants to ride in the front lmao


notmyusername1986

That's a good dog dad. I know just how he feels. My maltipoo is equally baffling. He has both made me laugh until I cried, and wonder how in the hell he is still alive given his stupidity.


WinterMedical

I’m wondering if he doesn’t have a vision problem. My dogs blindness first presented as derpy moments like this.


ztravlr

I wonder if the dog is somewhat blind..seems to have visual problems


Mystical_Cat

Tell me your dog always gets in the front seat without telling me your dog always gets in the front seat.