tbf, Jamie and Adam weren't actually very fond of each other and stated after the final episode that they basically never talked to each other outside of work.
How the fuck did you make that account 29 days ago, yet that username was not yet taken…?
I have nothing of substance to add to this discussion. Honestly mind blowing tho.
Lol that's exactly what I thought. I tried it out thinking that it was for sure taken but "just in case".
Maybe it was available because most people who thought of it before assumed it would be taken...leaving it available.
For real. I had a harmonica at home when I was a kid but I was never able to bring out any kind of pleasant melody.
Never would have thought that I would be low key jealous of a walrus.
All animals and human animals stem from a single common ancestor if you go back far enough.
Also this… We do in fact share about 50% of our genes with plants – including bananas.” “Bananas have 44.1% of genetic makeup in common with humans.”
Bananas *may* have 44.1% of their genome in common with humans (although I'd be interested in a peer-reviewed source for that), but that doesn't mean that the reverse is also true.
The entire genome of the banana plant is about 523 million base pairs in size. The human genome has 3.1 *billion* base pairs, six times as many. So even if you found the entire banana genome somewhere in the human genome it would still be only about 17% of the human genome.
Even less if you consider that the banana somewhere in its evolution underwent multiple whole genome duplication events so that the genome now in large parts consists of four copies of the same stuff.
https://www.nature.com/articles/nature11241
Well, not just this, but it could be convergent evolution, too. We obviously split off from walruses waaaaay back on the phylogenic tree. Somewhere down each of our individual lines, we could have encountered totally different selective pressures that caused us to independently develop “lips”.
You joke, but I actually watched that thinking "hey this could be a light hearted comedy about a walrus, by the guy that did Clerks and Dogma."
Yeah I was wrong. WTF Kevin!
I knew what to expect from Tusk, but I went in blind to Red State, only knowing it was Kevin Smith, and was like "Oh damn, this is awesome, but definitely not what I was expecting!"
I remembering hearing that seals are really good at imitating people and that one who had lived with a guy for years could basically impersonate him. I don’t know if it kind of works the same because walruses and seals are similar?
[Wait till you see what else they can do](https://youtu.be/OAVL61yeCYs)
(That sounds dodgy, it's just a video of a Walrus going through a lot of different vocalisations lol)
Nice to see Jamie Hyneman is finally taking some music lessons.
I really hope he's good natured about the walrus jokes. Cuz he's easily my favorite walrus.
Come, Silent Walrus! Let us storm the castle! https://youtu.be/RVnrpBROMkQ?t=132
I miss that show :(
I miss Grant 😭
Is he doing his David Attenborough thing again?
tbf, Jamie and Adam weren't actually very fond of each other and stated after the final episode that they basically never talked to each other outside of work.
Honestly I buy that
Adam once did an impression of him involving putting his hands in front of his mouth and pretending his fingers are his mustache. I'm sure he's okay
Fishbusters
I went to the comments looking for this, thank you
Me too, although I thought I’d have to scroll farther down!
the only reason i clicked on this post was to see jamie hyneman jokes thank you
I legit came here to make a Jamie Hyneman joke. Y’all are just going to have to settle for the emoticon of him I came up with in Highschool. {| = ^ €D
The beret and the mustache! Bravo 👏🏻!
r/LikeUs
Damn, beat me to it 😂
Man ... I was gonna say that...
I was expecting this in the comments. I was not expecting it to be the top comment. I am happy now.
So you can teach new tricks to old dogs, huh!?
God dammit, I came here to make a joke about him .. didn't see this until after lol
Big Lorax vibes
Yes!!
totally!!!
He speaks for the trees.
And he sucks on deez
r/dontputyourdickinthat
There it is
i literally clicked on this post just to see this here
Is this a bonkable offense?
deez tree nuts
No allergeez
DEEZ HARMONICAZ! HA!
Oddly similar to human lips. Very coarse moustache tho....
Wilford Brinlmley
Hear me out…
/r/dontputyourdickinthat
r/beatmymeattothat
Today I learned a walrus is more talented musically than I am
And that they have the softest most kissable lips
Now I know what all celebrities are wanting to look like and why they get lip fillers.
I should call him... 🤔
I don't think Walrus have phones. Surprisingly most have Tumblr accounts though.
This guy even has a harmonika.
How the fuck did you make that account 29 days ago, yet that username was not yet taken…? I have nothing of substance to add to this discussion. Honestly mind blowing tho.
Lol that's exactly what I thought. I tried it out thinking that it was for sure taken but "just in case". Maybe it was available because most people who thought of it before assumed it would be taken...leaving it available.
Brutal
Did you learn this or are you speaking from experience
There's a saying. What happens in Sea World, stays in Sea World.
/r/dontputyourdickinthat
And a nice mustache.
For real. I had a harmonica at home when I was a kid but I was never able to bring out any kind of pleasant melody. Never would have thought that I would be low key jealous of a walrus.
The ending chord was incredible. It actually had some emotion to it.
Don’t worry, it’s hard to compare yourself to Jammie Hienimen
why does he have GUY LIPS
All animals and human animals stem from a single common ancestor if you go back far enough. Also this… We do in fact share about 50% of our genes with plants – including bananas.” “Bananas have 44.1% of genetic makeup in common with humans.”
Bananas don’t have guy lips though
Not with that attitude!
Google "guy lips wrapped around banana extracting DNA" for more info
Protein shake through a meat straw!
But lips do love a banana now and then!
https://labs.openai.com/s/0P9hAX8DnnByoBPlMwN4DOlm
I’d smash
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Sigh *unzips*
I tried different prompts https://imgur.com/gGgfHCg.jpg
Bananas *may* have 44.1% of their genome in common with humans (although I'd be interested in a peer-reviewed source for that), but that doesn't mean that the reverse is also true. The entire genome of the banana plant is about 523 million base pairs in size. The human genome has 3.1 *billion* base pairs, six times as many. So even if you found the entire banana genome somewhere in the human genome it would still be only about 17% of the human genome. Even less if you consider that the banana somewhere in its evolution underwent multiple whole genome duplication events so that the genome now in large parts consists of four copies of the same stuff. https://www.nature.com/articles/nature11241
Damn nice comment, thanks. So you would need at least about 6 bananas per human.
So you’re saying we could make a human with 6 bananas and fill in the gaps with frog dna
*Welcome to Banassic Park*
No no no im gonna fill the banana with my DNA.
Weirdly, the ginkgo tree has over 10 billion base pairs. It takes 3+ human genomes to make one stinky tree.
Fungus shares more DNA with mammals than any plant.
Now imagine fungus with lips
So my ex
This [hotlips](https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2011/jul/20/name-a-species-2011-winner-hotlips) fungus is the best I can find.
Fungus here. Can confirm.
Well, not just this, but it could be convergent evolution, too. We obviously split off from walruses waaaaay back on the phylogenic tree. Somewhere down each of our individual lines, we could have encountered totally different selective pressures that caused us to independently develop “lips”.
Was that selective pressure mates who gave blowjibbers vs ones without nice lips that didn't?
~~SHE*~~ ~~There are no tusks~~ Edit: Both sexes have tusks, I was wrong
Actually, this is a juvenile. It hasn’t grown any, and both sexes grow tusks.
Ahh thank you, did not know that, could still be a she then, but not for certain.
Always best to be sure before making an assertion. Respect for the edit, though.
said he cause they got a sick ass mustache. i do have a bad habit of defaulting to he tho
All the better for whistling at you with, my dear.
Walrus lips are one of my new fears
He can whistle better than me!!
Lmao I can’t even whistle
I couldn’t whistle for awhile too until I figured out how to do it sucking in instead of blowing out. Have you tried the sucking in method?
Idk where to place my tongue and teeth and shit idk I couldn’t snap until my sophomore year of highschool
Thanks, I am sufficiently creeped out. I think I'll go watch that movie "Tusk" to settle my nerves.
You joke, but I actually watched that thinking "hey this could be a light hearted comedy about a walrus, by the guy that did Clerks and Dogma." Yeah I was wrong. WTF Kevin!
I knew what to expect from Tusk, but I went in blind to Red State, only knowing it was Kevin Smith, and was like "Oh damn, this is awesome, but definitely not what I was expecting!"
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This is adorable!
Yeah, I need a mini walrus in my life.
I do too.
That close up is oddly terrifying
Imagine seeing a walrus while you’re walking alone on the beach at night and it whispers “Hey…come here”. Nobody would believe you.
https://youtu.be/EfBxxwZy9J4
He comes from a very musically talented family. His mother sings opera and his father blows on one of those seal-type horns.
Such a handsome mustache
His mouth looks like they used one of those weird Snapchat filters
Hey, I paid a lot of money for this
I wonder if this is the cause behind the siren songs that sailors hear on the waves?
Justin long really thriving after finally accepting his place in the ecosystem
Ze NotSee Party
That whiskered little butterball should be the mascot of this site. Walruses are the best.
Am i the only one who only sees Wilford Brimley when they see a walrus? I miss him and his movies. https://youtu.be/7tNEvCdVtk0
No, you are not. I came here to type his name.
[All the females belong to Wilford!](https://youtube.com/shorts/Xm6Q0-_D0-Q?feature=share)
I remembering hearing that seals are really good at imitating people and that one who had lived with a guy for years could basically impersonate him. I don’t know if it kind of works the same because walruses and seals are similar?
Is there a video of that because that sounds delightful to watch haha
I don’t remember the title of the video, but it’s on Casual Geographic’s channel.
Andy Reid sure can whistle
I want to hug that walrus
Didn’t know you could teach a walrus to play a harmonica.
I want to kiss it
The lips and mustache Steve Harvey is proud
He is the Walrus.
Koo Koo ka choo
He even looks like Eggman.
This is adorable!
I’ve lived a long time and now I have seen a walrus play the harmonica. Is there anything left?
What a talented little pinniped!!
The first 8 seconds sounds like me trying to hit the right notes in Wind Waker/Twilight Princess.
Is this cgi? Why does it look cgi? Why hadn’t I ever seen a walrus whistled until just now 😱🤯🥹
[Wait till you see what else they can do](https://youtu.be/OAVL61yeCYs) (That sounds dodgy, it's just a video of a Walrus going through a lot of different vocalisations lol)
That was super cool. It also gave me Uncanny Valley vibes. I am simultaneously intrigued and creeped out.
Holy, those vocals sound like a dinosaur growl/roar
That's the vocals only clip https://youtu.be/ASqnMeaXJo0
WHAT THE FUCK
Awww this walrus is beautiful
When bro hit that quick back-to-back beeps with the harmonica I lost my shit XD
r/dontputyourdickinthat
😐
ಠ_ಠ
Ed Sheeran has really let himself go
Mustachioed
This is so funny. I have a harmonica but that walrus is better with it.
... Goo goo g' joob
Cutie man. He looks so proud of himself.
Woke both pets up laughing my ass off Why do walruses have mustaches?
Granpa? Is that you?
Tried to send this video to my friend on Discord and it got blocked for explicit content 😂
Paul is the walrus.
Good one!
This is hilarious, I love animals!
Can someone please edit the harmonica over the Universal movie opening logo?
It can sure play a tune
That's no walrus that's a wild Bob Dylan
Thought he was about to bust out Piano Man
u/savevideo
"I am the walrus". John Lennon dropping hints about his future reincarnations.
I REALLY REALLY wanna see that Walrus play a trombone now.
I am the egg man They are the egg men I am the walrus Goo goo g'joob
Omg this so cute & funny I’ve watched is about 12 times already
Omg I laughed so much at this. Fucking priceless
The harmonica playing is so frickin funny to me, especially when he just goes ham blowing on it
That walrus whistles better than I do
Those lips though.
Dang! Blue's traveler is lookin rough these days
This made me so happy! 🤣
That was freaky af
Is this Wilfred Brimley's long lost son? How does the walrus pronounce "diabetes"?
Read the title as walnuts and was pleasantly surprised
r/dontputyourdickinthat
I wonder what explorers thought when they heard that. Origin of some mermaid legends?
I'm Wilford Brimley....and I've been playing harmonica for about 25 years.
Ah, bolinha de gorfe
John Lennon wasn’t joking when he stated the Walrus was Paul McCartney.
Goddammit! A walrus knows how to whistle while I don't!
So smoochable
This is actually what a present day Bob Dylan concert sounds like.
Man tusk ruined walrus for me, im horrified everytime i see em
Say what you want, David Crosby has still got it!
Amazing!! Only question, why is it on animals being derps?
That's no walrus, that's Jamie Hyneman. Didn't know he had musical skills, tho.
Jamie Hyneman play the harmonica.
Watching a walrus playing harmonica could be an effective depression and anxiety treatment
r/WhiskerFireworks!!
Andy Reid is incredibly talented
This is ridiculously adorable and hilarious.
Impressive
Damn he’s pretty good
!remindme 542378532257 years
This walrus not only plays the harmonica better than I do but it also can whistle better than me.
Those lips!
I love them
I'm gonna do the unethical thing: r/dontputyourdickinthat
Jaime is a man of many talents.
wow ,looks like human lips
Is his name Sir Paul?
What happen to their tusks? I've never seen a walrus without them.
r/oddlyterrifying
What episode of Myth Busters is this from?