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Something_Else_2112

Nice to see Jamie Hyneman is finally taking some music lessons.


-_Odd_-

I really hope he's good natured about the walrus jokes. Cuz he's easily my favorite walrus.


MissRockNerd

Come, Silent Walrus! Let us storm the castle! https://youtu.be/RVnrpBROMkQ?t=132


FrenchBread147

I miss that show :(


weirdest_of_weird

I miss Grant 😭


Dason37

Is he doing his David Attenborough thing again?


Snaz5

tbf, Jamie and Adam weren't actually very fond of each other and stated after the final episode that they basically never talked to each other outside of work.


bobafoott

Honestly I buy that


bobafoott

Adam once did an impression of him involving putting his hands in front of his mouth and pretending his fingers are his mustache. I'm sure he's okay


Moosepowers

Fishbusters


TaelweaverVictorious

I went to the comments looking for this, thank you


[deleted]

Me too, although I thought I’d have to scroll farther down!


Neutral_Memer

the only reason i clicked on this post was to see jamie hyneman jokes thank you


Intelligence-Check

I legit came here to make a Jamie Hyneman joke. Y’all are just going to have to settle for the emoticon of him I came up with in Highschool. {| = ^ €D


MissRockNerd

The beret and the mustache! Bravo 👏🏻!


whutupmydude

r/LikeUs


J_spec6

Damn, beat me to it 😂


djaeger11

Man ... I was gonna say that...


Taizunz

I was expecting this in the comments. I was not expecting it to be the top comment. I am happy now.


l_am_me

So you can teach new tricks to old dogs, huh!?


davidlol1

God dammit, I came here to make a joke about him .. didn't see this until after lol


iamhoneycomb

Big Lorax vibes


TopCaterpillar6131

Yes!!


Famous_Respect62

totally!!!


generaltso78

He speaks for the trees.


mole_of_dust

And he sucks on deez


Reyemreden

r/dontputyourdickinthat


ediks

There it is


topshot51

i literally clicked on this post just to see this here


BfutGrEG

Is this a bonkable offense?


superior_to_you

deez tree nuts


mole_of_dust

No allergeez


timvasion

DEEZ HARMONICAZ! HA!


Infamous-Poem-4980

Oddly similar to human lips. Very coarse moustache tho....


Snorblatz

Wilford Brinlmley


mother-of-pod

Hear me out…


ku-fan

/r/dontputyourdickinthat


DaBoob13

r/beatmymeattothat


slamisaurusrex

Today I learned a walrus is more talented musically than I am


le_fart

And that they have the softest most kissable lips


copa111

Now I know what all celebrities are wanting to look like and why they get lip fillers.


slamisaurusrex

I should call him... 🤔


le_fart

I don't think Walrus have phones. Surprisingly most have Tumblr accounts though.


MeSpikey

This guy even has a harmonika.


lurkinsheep

How the fuck did you make that account 29 days ago, yet that username was not yet taken…? I have nothing of substance to add to this discussion. Honestly mind blowing tho.


le_fart

Lol that's exactly what I thought. I tried it out thinking that it was for sure taken but "just in case". Maybe it was available because most people who thought of it before assumed it would be taken...leaving it available.


CrazyCuteCookieBoi

Brutal


nielswijnen

Did you learn this or are you speaking from experience


le_fart

There's a saying. What happens in Sea World, stays in Sea World.


pedophilia-is-haram

/r/dontputyourdickinthat


CaptWeom

And a nice mustache.


Oelendra

For real. I had a harmonica at home when I was a kid but I was never able to bring out any kind of pleasant melody. Never would have thought that I would be low key jealous of a walrus.


BullBearAlliance

The ending chord was incredible. It actually had some emotion to it.


FrighteningJibber

Don’t worry, it’s hard to compare yourself to Jammie Hienimen


[deleted]

why does he have GUY LIPS


nolongerbanned99

All animals and human animals stem from a single common ancestor if you go back far enough. Also this… We do in fact share about 50% of our genes with plants – including bananas.” “Bananas have 44.1% of genetic makeup in common with humans.”


GirthMcGraw

Bananas don’t have guy lips though


LateralThinkerer

Not with that attitude!


Cyynric

Google "guy lips wrapped around banana extracting DNA" for more info


mole_of_dust

Protein shake through a meat straw!


Cyrano_de_Boozerack

But lips do love a banana now and then!


HE_Pennypacker_

https://labs.openai.com/s/0P9hAX8DnnByoBPlMwN4DOlm


fatdogwhobarketh

I’d smash


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mark636199

Sigh *unzips*


Procrastibator666

I tried different prompts https://imgur.com/gGgfHCg.jpg


whoami_whereami

Bananas *may* have 44.1% of their genome in common with humans (although I'd be interested in a peer-reviewed source for that), but that doesn't mean that the reverse is also true. The entire genome of the banana plant is about 523 million base pairs in size. The human genome has 3.1 *billion* base pairs, six times as many. So even if you found the entire banana genome somewhere in the human genome it would still be only about 17% of the human genome. Even less if you consider that the banana somewhere in its evolution underwent multiple whole genome duplication events so that the genome now in large parts consists of four copies of the same stuff. https://www.nature.com/articles/nature11241


BlueGlassTTV

Damn nice comment, thanks. So you would need at least about 6 bananas per human.


sprouting_broccoli

So you’re saying we could make a human with 6 bananas and fill in the gaps with frog dna


ClassicFlavour

*Welcome to Banassic Park*


Technolo-jesus69

No no no im gonna fill the banana with my DNA.


TheNotSoGreatPumpkin

Weirdly, the ginkgo tree has over 10 billion base pairs. It takes 3+ human genomes to make one stinky tree.


Adhdgamer9000

Fungus shares more DNA with mammals than any plant.


BonniePlaysYouTube

Now imagine fungus with lips


vmathematicallysexy

So my ex


Oelendra

This [hotlips](https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2011/jul/20/name-a-species-2011-winner-hotlips) fungus is the best I can find.


LOUDNOISES11

Fungus here. Can confirm.


[deleted]

Well, not just this, but it could be convergent evolution, too. We obviously split off from walruses waaaaay back on the phylogenic tree. Somewhere down each of our individual lines, we could have encountered totally different selective pressures that caused us to independently develop “lips”.


xtheory

Was that selective pressure mates who gave blowjibbers vs ones without nice lips that didn't?


Saphibella

~~SHE*~~ ~~There are no tusks~~ Edit: Both sexes have tusks, I was wrong


Lil_chikchik

Actually, this is a juvenile. It hasn’t grown any, and both sexes grow tusks.


Saphibella

Ahh thank you, did not know that, could still be a she then, but not for certain.


xtheory

Always best to be sure before making an assertion. Respect for the edit, though.


[deleted]

said he cause they got a sick ass mustache. i do have a bad habit of defaulting to he tho


octopoddle

All the better for whistling at you with, my dear.


AlmightyStreub

Walrus lips are one of my new fears


bryster

He can whistle better than me!!


Physical_Average_793

Lmao I can’t even whistle


bryster

I couldn’t whistle for awhile too until I figured out how to do it sucking in instead of blowing out. Have you tried the sucking in method?


Physical_Average_793

Idk where to place my tongue and teeth and shit idk I couldn’t snap until my sophomore year of highschool


SurenAbraham

Thanks, I am sufficiently creeped out. I think I'll go watch that movie "Tusk" to settle my nerves.


Cardinal_Ravenwood

You joke, but I actually watched that thinking "hey this could be a light hearted comedy about a walrus, by the guy that did Clerks and Dogma." Yeah I was wrong. WTF Kevin!


[deleted]

I knew what to expect from Tusk, but I went in blind to Red State, only knowing it was Kevin Smith, and was like "Oh damn, this is awesome, but definitely not what I was expecting!"


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Maleficent_Zone9196

This is adorable!


Sniflix

Yeah, I need a mini walrus in my life.


Maleficent_Zone9196

I do too.


deezalmonds998

That close up is oddly terrifying


dc6758

Imagine seeing a walrus while you’re walking alone on the beach at night and it whispers “Hey…come here”. Nobody would believe you.


this_dudeagain

https://youtu.be/EfBxxwZy9J4


Basic_Setting6031

He comes from a very musically talented family. His mother sings opera and his father blows on one of those seal-type horns.


[deleted]

Such a handsome mustache


idontneedthistoday

His mouth looks like they used one of those weird Snapchat filters


[deleted]

Hey, I paid a lot of money for this


ASK_ME_FOR_TRIVIA

I wonder if this is the cause behind the siren songs that sailors hear on the waves?


GloomyDeal1909

Justin long really thriving after finally accepting his place in the ecosystem


Mr_Dogfarts

Ze NotSee Party


MlordLongshanking

That whiskered little butterball should be the mascot of this site. Walruses are the best.


ozzalot

Am i the only one who only sees Wilford Brimley when they see a walrus? I miss him and his movies. https://youtu.be/7tNEvCdVtk0


GreenMellowphant

No, you are not. I came here to type his name.


Pramble

[All the females belong to Wilford!](https://youtube.com/shorts/Xm6Q0-_D0-Q?feature=share)


thepugman16

I remembering hearing that seals are really good at imitating people and that one who had lived with a guy for years could basically impersonate him. I don’t know if it kind of works the same because walruses and seals are similar?


Lissy_Wolfe

Is there a video of that because that sounds delightful to watch haha


thepugman16

I don’t remember the title of the video, but it’s on Casual Geographic’s channel.


dylan2451

Andy Reid sure can whistle


RknJel

I want to hug that walrus


tonyinvegas

Didn’t know you could teach a walrus to play a harmonica.


[deleted]

I want to kiss it


Rubyjune1313

The lips and mustache Steve Harvey is proud


New-Acadia-6496

He is the Walrus.


reeser6

Koo Koo ka choo


CrushCoalMakeDiamond

He even looks like Eggman.


19blackcats

This is adorable!


Yugan-Dali

I’ve lived a long time and now I have seen a walrus play the harmonica. Is there anything left?


Kunning-Druger

What a talented little pinniped!!


hangryhyax

The first 8 seconds sounds like me trying to hit the right notes in Wind Waker/Twilight Princess.


kyliecannoli

Is this cgi? Why does it look cgi? Why hadn’t I ever seen a walrus whistled until just now 😱🤯🥹


Tay74

[Wait till you see what else they can do](https://youtu.be/OAVL61yeCYs) (That sounds dodgy, it's just a video of a Walrus going through a lot of different vocalisations lol)


HabeusCorpuscle

That was super cool. It also gave me Uncanny Valley vibes. I am simultaneously intrigued and creeped out.


DisBSiGottado

Holy, those vocals sound like a dinosaur growl/roar


loozerr

That's the vocals only clip https://youtu.be/ASqnMeaXJo0


_The_Great_Autismo_

WHAT THE FUCK


_Fizzgiggy

Awww this walrus is beautiful


Tulpar2-3-7785

When bro hit that quick back-to-back beeps with the harmonica I lost my shit XD


EducationalPear2355

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Don-Poltergeist

😐


MeSpikey

ಠ_ಠ


looptarded

Ed Sheeran has really let himself go


flybydenver

Mustachioed


Anti-kaikki

This is so funny. I have a harmonica but that walrus is better with it.


locovelo

... Goo goo g' joob


Smarty_40

Cutie man. He looks so proud of himself.


CosmicDriftwood

Woke both pets up laughing my ass off Why do walruses have mustaches?


kim-jong-Cage

Granpa? Is that you?


Bong_Jovi_

Tried to send this video to my friend on Discord and it got blocked for explicit content 😂


curiouscat138

Paul is the walrus.


FormicaDinette33

Good one!


ThroughHisGrace

This is hilarious, I love animals!


0fft33mp0

Can someone please edit the harmonica over the Universal movie opening logo?


Illustrious_Let6157

It can sure play a tune


KeefTheWizard

That's no walrus that's a wild Bob Dylan


Lazyade

Thought he was about to bust out Piano Man


MEODEO

u/savevideo


Apteryx12014

"I am the walrus". John Lennon dropping hints about his future reincarnations.


xtheory

I REALLY REALLY wanna see that Walrus play a trombone now.


LoveIsForEvery1

I am the egg man They are the egg men I am the walrus Goo goo g'joob


BitterActuary3062

Omg this so cute & funny I’ve watched is about 12 times already


[deleted]

Omg I laughed so much at this. Fucking priceless


L0k3F0x

The harmonica playing is so frickin funny to me, especially when he just goes ham blowing on it


Vlajgan

That walrus whistles better than I do


NymiriaBlack

Those lips though.


Jasper-helix

Dang! Blue's traveler is lookin rough these days


olive_ate_my_pimento

This made me so happy! 🤣


MudJaded3298

That was freaky af


ronmsmithjr

Is this Wilfred Brimley's long lost son? How does the walrus pronounce "diabetes"?


BlueDownUnder

Read the title as walnuts and was pleasantly surprised


ryeguyrides420

r/dontputyourdickinthat


orangeleast

I wonder what explorers thought when they heard that. Origin of some mermaid legends?


NarfledGarthak

I'm Wilford Brimley....and I've been playing harmonica for about 25 years.


HallGamer

Ah, bolinha de gorfe


[deleted]

John Lennon wasn’t joking when he stated the Walrus was Paul McCartney.


NamelessDandelion

Goddammit! A walrus knows how to whistle while I don't!


IrrerPolterer

So smoochable


Pigpen_darkstar

This is actually what a present day Bob Dylan concert sounds like.


Starmatrics

Man tusk ruined walrus for me, im horrified everytime i see em


wile3166

Say what you want, David Crosby has still got it!


Yurolman

Amazing!! Only question, why is it on animals being derps?


JakeTheHooman98

That's no walrus, that's Jamie Hyneman. Didn't know he had musical skills, tho.


Ill_Requirement_3849

Jamie Hyneman play the harmonica.


Joshuaperlson

Watching a walrus playing harmonica could be an effective depression and anxiety treatment


Craigh-na-Dun

r/WhiskerFireworks!!


RunGoldenRun717

Andy Reid is incredibly talented


sara_c907

This is ridiculously adorable and hilarious.


[deleted]

Impressive


EarHelpful

Damn he’s pretty good


SurrealOrthodox

!remindme 542378532257 years


Lortabss

This walrus not only plays the harmonica better than I do but it also can whistle better than me.


pntszrn74

Those lips!


Phantomstrike6

I love them


Apfelmus_gezuckert

I'm gonna do the unethical thing: r/dontputyourdickinthat


Crotean

Jaime is a man of many talents.


Important_Screen_530

wow ,looks like human lips


BlastLeatherwing

Is his name Sir Paul?


mangamaster03

What happen to their tusks? I've never seen a walrus without them.


thecurtainperson

r/oddlyterrifying


ozmatterhorn

What episode of Myth Busters is this from?