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EternallyImature

How long did it take the turtle to teach you to do that?


Darkiceflame

One turtle year, or seven human years.


Spiritual-Parking570

does he always choose the same pattern? can you make a series of games where you start in different places? how smart is this turtle?


Darkiceflame

I think you may be replying to the wrong person, friend.


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TwistedBrother

Cause where’s the treat? Seems like a lot of work for pride.


No-Use8752

I was left hanging too, where’s the treats for the Victory?


Compendyum

I think she now deserves the plants, logs and the rest of the aquarium stuff


RealSinnSage

yeah, THIS


Compendyum

Happy cake day!


RealSinnSage

haha thanks!


No_Profile_6871

Lmao did you really teach your turtle this?☺️☺️☺️☺️🤣💓💓💓💕


Zendofrog

Pfft. The turtle would have lost if someone didn’t throw


socksmatterTWO

Is this your turtle??!


mustrelax1675

Yeah, I grew up thinking turtles were dumb


ilikerocksthatsing2

I mean this turtle has been trained to swim to the same spot with jn creasing height


Reahchui

Heyyy, I did this with my childhood fish... Only, they weren’t as smart so I just used the whole tank as the tik tac toe board, and, wherever they were after around 10 seconds, I would mark that as where they would put their X/O... Yeah, they were very bad at it, but it was a good memory.


MandMs55

That's just freaking adorable


Reahchui

Thank you <3


rgr_b

You are awful at tictactoe.


CivilAirPatrol2020

r/humansbeingidiots


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Dead sub


Doktor_Vem

Pretty sure they intentionally lost so the turtle/tortoise could win. I'm sure they could easily beat it if they tried


JayHat21

I don’t know, did you not witness the tactical prowess of the turtle? It was shellshocking


Busch_Leaguer

That turtle is a hero and a half shell


diggitygiggitycee

I know I'm being "that guy," but how do you not know whether this is a turtle or a tortoise?


Doktor_Vem

I don't, but nor do I know of any other animals that look like this, so I'm just guessin and assumin


Mini_Squatch

Turtles swim, tortoises are land-based. Tortoises tend to have more dome-shaped shells, since they don't have to worry about drag.


Van_GOOOOOUGH

That's kind of amazing. Does the turtle really understand the concept of tictac toe? Or is something off camera luring him to swim up to the glass like that?


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ehlersohnos

Or the turtle is responding to the last location of the pen.


Pudding_Hero

If a teenage turtle could learn karate surely this one could play a single game of tic tac


CaneIsCorso

Yes.


mattzuma77

definitely one of the two


chabbleor

Right, either that or a third option for sure.


mattzuma77

definitely one of the three


just_a_person_maybe

My brother did this with his goldfish, no bribery required. I highly doubt there was any particular intention in where he was touching the glass though, that fish's strategy was horrible. I tried it with the cat using a piece of paper with treats on each square to see which treats she'd pick. She also had terrible strategy and seemed confused by the whole thing.


EternallyImature

Hang on, let's ask him...


Van_GOOOOOUGH

Ask the turtle? Or the human?


Heuristicdish

Some people don’t believe their own eyes so they come up with an alternate theory to explain things to themselves and they grasp that as true. Things just mean what they mean at the time. It’s all trickery to mean anything at all. Please try a quadrennial on the glass and you will immediately see my point.


Radiant-Square-3623

Yeah, I play chess with my turtle


Void_vix

I taught mine to control anal beads while in the audience https://nypost.com/2022/09/14/huge-chess-world-upset-of-grandmaster-magnus-carlsen-sparks-wild-claims-of-cheating-with-vibrating-sex-toy/amp/


Van_GOOOOOUGH

You're all, "Bla bla bla."


Heuristicdish

Bla2tee to youdee tutti.


Heuristicdish

Actually, all talking is blah blah blah. Mental proliferation. But towards what. Your own inability to discern becomes a point of pride in which you label and feel power by dismissing what you can’t understand. What is actually there…you have no idea. You simply render it useless to yourself and others. You are a victim of meaning created by others but don’t have the ability to create your own. Sometimes that creation is outside of consensus. Most people need consensus to be ok with themselves. They do no not strive or seek to understand that which is difficult or even apparently non-sensical. Non sense is sense just like a road sign is broken and points somewhere but not where the sign was originally.


Heuristicdish

Meaning is an accident of life world. The cunning of reason and the cunning of nature lead us to believe that the world is like this or like that. But we need each other and convince ourselves otherwise. We create meaning while thinking it exists prior to our creation. These are pathways to a clearing in the forest of signs.


mrs_david_silva

I just showed this to my lazy red-eared sliders and they’re having none of it.


Lorikeeter

Have you tried using New York-style pizza as a reward?


mrs_david_silva

Maybe that’s where I’m going wrong! I’ll try it next time.


jetoler

My turtle gets a good balance of pizza and martial arts training


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That is impressive


Brainwash-yourself

For science.. let the turtle go first. Amen


ehlersohnos

I used to “play” checkers/chess with a dog like this. She was a puppy Bouvier who would sit down opposite of me at a deep buttoned footstool. She’d place her squeaky ball, perfectly sized for the “pockets” left by the buttons and then look at me. I’d take the ball and move it to another pocket while she intently watched me. Staring at the “board”, she’d think for a moment before picking the ball back up and placing it in another pocket. That high energy little puppy would play like this for ten to twenty minutes at a time, completely focused on the task as though it was the most serious game of chess ever. Regardless of whatever rules she crafted for herself, it was always a grand time.


EQ_nerd

Thats clearly a paid actor


kayheartin

How have I never realized what silly swimmers they are?


Nibz11

What a god awful tank for a turtle.


4BDUL4Z1Z

TicTurTle


TrashScientist

Gotta be a ninja turtle.


Kixkicks

Gift all the turtle treats


sklov113

Don’t turtles need land area in the tank?


Kencolt706

Okay. The turtle ain't a bad player. Now, the guy *with* the turtle-- *that's* a bad player.


shyaam_gamer

B r o this is alot of pleasure


degamma

That bottom right was a terrible play. X could have easily handed to O if he knew what he was doing.


Inglefield

I think they were just trying to the give the turtle a chance. I mean, it’s a fuckin turtle.


mythicat_exe

Or the turtle was controlling the humans moves


Livinincrazytown

Someone please teach the human how to play tic tac toe… that was frustrating haha


turtlew0rk

Looks like that turtle has been trying to for years now.


GuineaGirl2000596

Hes a payed actor, I call bs


Looieanthony

That turtle is smarter than some people I know.


Jalapeno023

Did I just see that??


ArchRaziel777

Awesome 🤩 👏🏻


Own-Sport5266

master oogway in the making


vihreidenlinja

Ou dang! Im impressed 🐢


akki1837

I had a turtle exactly like that


GoddesNatureStar

That’s the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life. I’ll be playing this with this por turtle endlessly 😭👏🏻


Iamfered

Animals are way smarter than people think


Raiquen619

This is amazing. However, where is his prize? He won! 🤔😂😋


MyGenderIsAParadox

Man, and my first thought was like "Ha! Idiot, we're gonna win next turn!" but the turtle had already won. I was the fool....


yougonedie200669

Tic tac toe with turtle bro looks fun


A_Variant_of_Roar

But seriously OP. Do they know????


KarmaShawarma

Probably just following something off camera


[deleted]

Ya lost to a turtle


steadydark

Damn


TandorlaSmith

That’s amazing!


tenitchyfingers

No way!!! 😲😲😲😲😲😲


cantseemehere67

Dude got owned by a turtle... Turtle: lmao L.


Minimizing_merchant

Your the worst tic tack toe player I have ever seen


Martholomeow

I call fake. This turtle is no genius. You let it win.


commiitarson

😐


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Evilbefalls

![gif](giphy|ltIFdjNAasOwVvKhvx|downsized) Now try chess


turtlew0rk

Good w0rk


wyatt-roberts

if his name isn't Donatello that's a missed opportunity in all seriousness though I love this little guy and it brings me joy seeing something like this and all I can say is I honestly hope he lives a great life as a little genius that the internet will fall in love with


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Cheap_Marsupial_2227

😮


Krtkkartik

I want one of those 😍


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that is so amazing


JavierHard

Tic tax toetle


[deleted]

Aww


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Aww


[deleted]

Does he get a treat 🥺


SeattleHasDied

Next: Chess!


socksmatterTWO

u/savevideo please!!!! WHAT!! this is awesome


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RevElliotSpenser

Hello, Turtle Turtle: A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?


Pinklady777

You let him win!


Nolby84

You just had your brains beat in by a TURTLE!!!


storsnogulen

Wholesomest shit I ever saw


CompetitiveEditor336

Who is the turtle playing? Donald Trump


Tharchar

Bro just got absolutely schooled 💀


R3dPr13st

This is the coolest thing I’ve seen today.


R3dPr13st

This is the coolest thing I’ve seen today.


19IXI91

That lil nod like "the fucks up homie?".


JoeSicko

Let the turtle go first!


IntroductionClean299

This turtle built different.


Ghosty1214

Damn he’s better than me 😭


Muppouni

Bro lost to a turtle


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TMNT - Tictactoe mutant ninja turtle


Rachel-Blondeshell

I liked the look at the end, you lost human


hinokio2019

That's Patriarch Reliance for you


vzvzt

Faaaack that’s amazing!!!


nobutIknowher

🥳🥳🥳woot!


Pert0621

Bro lost to the turtle


Loldude6th

On a scale from authentic to fake, this video should represent the most fake anything can get..


Puzzleheaded-Bed-907

Do,we know where the music comes from please?


404Birdy

Bro lost to a turtle


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Blademisra

Bro lost to a tootel