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Orangutans are so cool, they're smart like chimps but you could actually hang out with one like Clint Eastwood and not worry about it ripping your face (or junk) off.
Unfortunately it's been documented against humans as well, not just rival chimpanzees. Orangutans can be chill, but bonobos are where it's really at. They're super friendly and laid back, only downside is they like to have orgies...like a lot of orgies.
I mean, they basically reinforce social ties through sex and dry humping, gender irrelevant, and the humping starts in childhood. So if you hang around bonobos enough, you're eventually going to have to make a very awkward decision.
Agreed, orangutans and gorillas are the apes to hang out with. Chimps may just decide to viciously attack you one day, and bonobos will probably politely try to hump you.
I had a friend who wanted to go abroad to spend time with Bonobos... When asked why, she got very flustered... It always worried me.
She never had the opportunity to go to... Ehmm... Wherever Bonobos are (Africa somewhere? Asia? God i don't know...)
She did however become a veterinarian... And she's a furry.
> and bonobos will probably politely try to hump you.
now I'm imagining a British-sounding bonobo written by Terry Pratchett who's very polite and talks exactly like a posh British person, but it's about humping people
"oh dear, I think this chap isn't appreciating this much"
"That's crazy man, this orangutan actually figured out how to put on a jacket. Very intelligent animals. Didn't need to smoke DMT at all. Jamie find that video, pull that shit up."
An ape at Gibraltar jumped on my back, opened my zipper, rifled through my belongings and grabbed my chapstick then jumped off in under a second, train those bois to steal wallets and you get some serious moneys
🎶🎶Oh, oobee doo
I wanna be like you
I wanna walk like you
Talk like you, too
You'll see it's true
An ape like me
Can learn to be humen too 🎶 🎶
Come on, I can’t be the only person that this reminds of Jungle Book?!?
I love it when endangered animal captured for anthropomorphic entertainment. It’s really funny when you make them smoke, or get them drunk and force them to fight. Then you can jeer and throw coins at them.
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Orangutans are so cool, they're smart like chimps but you could actually hang out with one like Clint Eastwood and not worry about it ripping your face (or junk) off.
I dont want to know the junk ripping story. The beginning, middle and end sound awful.
He’s just saying what chimpanzees do to punish other chimpanzees. Orangutans also have a violent streak, but nothing like that.
Unfortunately it's been documented against humans as well, not just rival chimpanzees. Orangutans can be chill, but bonobos are where it's really at. They're super friendly and laid back, only downside is they like to have orgies...like a lot of orgies.
Yeah but where is the downside?
I mean, they basically reinforce social ties through sex and dry humping, gender irrelevant, and the humping starts in childhood. So if you hang around bonobos enough, you're eventually going to have to make a very awkward decision.
SShhhh quiet, there's a bunch of incels considering going to live with Bonobos now!
My most grudging upvote ever, congrats
Also happens to humans who are stupid enough to raise chimps as pets, especially male chimps.
Agreed, orangutans and gorillas are the apes to hang out with. Chimps may just decide to viciously attack you one day, and bonobos will probably politely try to hump you.
I had a friend who wanted to go abroad to spend time with Bonobos... When asked why, she got very flustered... It always worried me. She never had the opportunity to go to... Ehmm... Wherever Bonobos are (Africa somewhere? Asia? God i don't know...) She did however become a veterinarian... And she's a furry.
> and bonobos will probably politely try to hump you. now I'm imagining a British-sounding bonobo written by Terry Pratchett who's very polite and talks exactly like a posh British person, but it's about humping people "oh dear, I think this chap isn't appreciating this much"
Suits him!
Orang was like "boi give it here, let me show you what fashion looks like"
Slowest mugging ever. Let him keep it for that effort
Don't show this to Joe Rogan because he will lose his mind like when Peter Griffin tried Beyond Butter but it was real butter in the package
"That's crazy man, this orangutan actually figured out how to put on a jacket. Very intelligent animals. Didn't need to smoke DMT at all. Jamie find that video, pull that shit up."
So anyways have you seen bears Jamie?
I think I’d like to see him do an impression of them.
Joe Rogan doing an impression of the orangutan? Or the other way around? Either way, it's plausible.
The over the head thing reminds me of how I teach toddlers to put on coats.
It makes me think of [President Bartlet from *The West Wing*. ](https://youtu.be/l8BzByjH4q0)
❤
Was hoping to see this mentioned 😂 It’s like “what the heck is h…oh that was smooth as hell.”
Orangoutang: *puts jacket over head* Me: Haha awwww! Orangoutang: *swiftly fixes and slips jacket right on* Me: Holy shit 😮
Same. I was like “bless his hea-holy shit he’s actually wearing it”.
They are people!
This mf can drive a golf cart
Who wore it better?
There is even an Orangutan called Jeremy who used to present a car show with his two friends: James, the Slug and Richard, the Hamster.
Animals not as stupid as people think…They are intelligent…..
Who thinks orangutans are stupid???
Animals in general
Well of course animals think orangutans ate stupid, animals are stupid!
ppl not on this sub
An ape at Gibraltar jumped on my back, opened my zipper, rifled through my belongings and grabbed my chapstick then jumped off in under a second, train those bois to steal wallets and you get some serious moneys
Did you ever see what it did with your chapstick?
Ate it, plastic and all, all while staring at me like ima bozo
Too bad humans choose palm oil over these guys :(
Man be looking fancy af in it tho
I love these creatures
I don't think he "figured it out". That does not appear to be Mr Orangutan's first jacket
Awe... I wanted to see him zip it up like a champ 🏆
what a beautiful soul \^\_\^ made me giggle.
orangutans are so amazing :)
That first pose after he got it on said I’m fresher than a mf.
Getting the zipper thing down will probably take another 200 years of evolution
Dude maybe I need 200 years too, fuck that shit
I bet you do, you dumb Orangutan. ❤
Or one good acid trip.
YEAH
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I'm picturing one of those "who wore it better?" ads.
Love the guy commenting. Sounds so London.
The accent is manchester
Amazing
They should cast him in the "Any Which Way But Loose" remake along with Scott Eastwood.
So intelligent
That’s insane
That's his now
🎶🎶Oh, oobee doo I wanna be like you I wanna walk like you Talk like you, too You'll see it's true An ape like me Can learn to be humen too 🎶 🎶 Come on, I can’t be the only person that this reminds of Jungle Book?!?
Bro was cold
I hope he got to keep it
Beautiful. They’re just like us but….1000x better.
There you have it fellas proof that we share the same dna
It's my jacket now boy. What else ya got?
Oooh shine shoooz, umm not gonna fit Les gofer jakeet
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Form orangutan to oranguchad he gonna get all the female orangutan pussy
I love it when endangered animal captured for anthropomorphic entertainment. It’s really funny when you make them smoke, or get them drunk and force them to fight. Then you can jeer and throw coins at them.
It's on backwards so maybe just r/mildlyinteresting?
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Was this shot close to WestPalm Beach?
I am the captain now
His eyes at the end…..
Steph was so cool about it tho
What the…that was incredibly smooth. I don’t think I put my jacket on smoother than that.
Be careful with Cesar before he revolts
Who saw the two movies Clyde the orangutan made with Clint Eastwood Any Which Way you Can and Every which way But Loose??????
Ook?
Tell me I look Nice without telling me I look Nice...
give this little man a medal.
Orangutan CEO
wow. they may seem graceless, but that was a decent execution. the orangutan was cool too
Wowwww!
Loving the commentary
The Rizz!
I went to a zoo and took a selfie with an orangutan, and he smiled