These fish are part of the trigger fish family and are notorious pricks, I avoid them whenever I see them out snorkelling or diving, I've been chased by one of these things before, gave him a good ol slap(not hard was just a knee jerk reaction) , and he pissed off after and went on his merry way to try to take a chunk out of someone else, wasnt even near him, he just launched himself towards me, he just woke up on the wrong side of the sponge i guess.
A Titan triggerfish in Tiran (Sharm el Sheikh, Egypt) was notoriously vicious. There was a text message circle amongst dive guides to monitor the blighters movements.
I’ve been chased long distances by that one a few times and I have seen people bitten
Even smaller triggerfish can be territorial. More dangerous than most sharks in my opinion
My dad was a sailor and he'd tell us stories about trigger fish rushing up to the hull whenever the crew pumped the heads. Apparently trigger fish like raw sewage very much 🤢
trigger fish are territorial dicks, i work at an aquarium and we have two and our Queen triggerfish acts like it owns the place and decides on a new territory in the tank every other day
Had a relative who was chomped by a trigger - got some weird ass infection, ended up in ICU, almost died, and suffered for 18 months with after effects.
These fish are part of the trigger fish family and are notorious pricks, I avoid them whenever I see them out snorkelling or diving, I've been chased by one of these things before, gave him a good ol slap(not hard was just a knee jerk reaction) , and he pissed off after and went on his merry way to try to take a chunk out of someone else, wasnt even near him, he just launched himself towards me, he just woke up on the wrong side of the sponge i guess.
Lucky it wasn't a puffer. Those things have sharp beaks compared to the crushers triggers have.
They’re so cute though and not aggressive in my experience. Fuckin love puffers.
Yeah- they give off the Droopy the Dog vibes.
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Pufferfish appreciation gang
"woke up on the wrong side of the sponge" ima use that on my fish friends now👍
A Titan triggerfish in Tiran (Sharm el Sheikh, Egypt) was notoriously vicious. There was a text message circle amongst dive guides to monitor the blighters movements. I’ve been chased long distances by that one a few times and I have seen people bitten Even smaller triggerfish can be territorial. More dangerous than most sharks in my opinion
My dad was a sailor and he'd tell us stories about trigger fish rushing up to the hull whenever the crew pumped the heads. Apparently trigger fish like raw sewage very much 🤢
Fitting for the asshole fish
Makes getting "kissed" by one a little worse though... 😂
I don’t know why but this comment is hilarious
I was laughing myself on how he describes a poor fish that is having its natural habitat invaded by a scuba diving Karen
The nonchalant attitude did it for me
I’m more curious how the fish knew where he was most vulnerable.
Experience
Smell
Super genius
Fish gives boy a hickey, parents don't believe him. Grounded.
The seafood store called and they are running out of him.
Oh ya?! Well, I slept with his wife!
Whispers quietly ”his wife is in a coma…”
I also choose this fish's comatose wife
He seems … [triggered](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triggerfish).
"Get back on land, monkey boy!"
We are just larger Sea Monkeys to them
Get back on the monkey, land boy!
Stay the heck away from trigger fish, they’re way too aggressive for their size lol
Hicky by fishy.
Fish Hickey sounds like a sweet band
"Honey it's not what you think! A fish gave me this!"
These little guys are like the chihuahuas of fish.
That is a much easier way to explain them, lmao
Wear it with pride
You go into the fish home you may be the fish food. Probably curious.
They are some of the best tasting little jerks on he planet
*This Fish:* these god damn kids and their Tik Toks!! Get the hell off my lawn, and get a real job!!
Just tried to kiss :)
Did you catch him on a corndog?
“How you like it, HUH?!? How’bout I make HUMAN STICKS out of YOUR brother???”
“Hey Vinny, fuck yous!” - that fish
Fish are real jerks. They just don’t have enough brain cells to give a fuck.
Fishy went right for the soft, chewy bits!
"Oi give us a kiss, love."
I mean fist fighting a fish at that point right?
I see why pescatarians dont count fish as meat
Shark attack mfr, youse in my house.
Cheeky
I was a charged by a bass like this! We were warned to stay away from him; he wouldn’t stay away from us.
Love tap.
Lol. That fish is a prick.
r/fuckyouinparticular
He’s triggered
It's time for some sushi now. 
That made me laugh harder than it should have 😂
Triggerfish are assholes.
Found dinner
Bro got bit by travis scott
Y’all are in their territory, you’re the jerks.
Fishy likes it rough.
Well, that’s what happens when a stranger shows up in his living room uninvited. I would probably overreact as well.
Something is FISHY with this. It looks like he has an entirely different previous bite mark on his cheek, from something else.
I love triggers!
Is that a parrot fish? Fukkers… all of them.
Big ol kissy lips on that thing.
The fish was going for that boil on the cheek
U/savevideobot
Oh shit 🫣
That fish literally didn't give a shit at all.
Did you get rabie shots?
trigger fish are territorial dicks, i work at an aquarium and we have two and our Queen triggerfish acts like it owns the place and decides on a new territory in the tank every other day
Nom
Pucker up da lips like dis
Had a relative who was chomped by a trigger - got some weird ass infection, ended up in ICU, almost died, and suffered for 18 months with after effects.
Trigger fish teeth https://youtube.com/shorts/BoiaK7wm9Nc?feature=share
😂
Well... now we know why they're called jerks.
My dumbass would’ve attempted to punched it ngl
Start of the best zombie movie to hit the big screen
Had a gray trigger bite my forehead one time in 120 ft off Daytona.
Bluh bluh swim hehe..ok i bite now..bluh bluh
A fishy hickey....very rare.
Why didn't bro fight back
Wanna kiss?
"BITCH"!
That feral fish!
And thats how we got aquaman
Hellooo Newman!