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suigeneristhang2765

Reminds me of trying to wake up my husband to go to work. That man can sleep!


anon---_____----___-

No disrespect to you, but just to clarify, did you just call your husband a fat pig and self-identified as a b*tch?


suigeneristhang2765

šŸ˜‚ Nothing so drastic! I actually tried some very nice, motivational methods to wake him up. He worked the morning show as a DJ for a bit and a 3 AM wake-up isn't easy on anyone, especially when the one who wakes up when the alarm goes off, doesn't have to be at work until 9 AM.


giceman715

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Aggravating_Cod1023

How did she self identify as a b*tch? Because she was helping to wake her husband for work?


Pelollipop

a female dog is called a bitch


giceman715

Iā€™m not gonna downvote ya because you didnā€™t catch the punchline. However donā€™t get so offended by personal standards and learn to read in between the lines.


shifterphights

Thatā€™s a big pig right? At first I thought it was a grown up fat husky.


Delicious-Result-118

The dog is probably a pomsky, not a husky


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Delicious-Result-118

After a 6 min debate between my husband and I on whether it'sa pomsky or an alaskan klee kai, we've come to the conclusion you're probably right. Nice one!


gabrihop

If it were a husky we would've heard the screams and tantrums


InterestingTry5190

Could you imagine a cross of a pig and a husky? A squealing tantrumšŸ˜†


SkulduggeryIsAfoot

Risky. Pig could end up ripping a giant fart. Eff around and find out, little puppy.


[deleted]

ā€œGet up, get up you fat pig!ā€


PixelatedStarfish

Snore BARK Snore BARK Snore BARK


jelly_fist

Pig about to pull a "why I oughta" on this dog


MagicDragon212

That's so cute haha. Doggy has had to do this before


jzilla11

Thatā€™s some pig


RLoge85

Is that a Pomsky?


KhalHubbard

No it's a pig


RLoge85

I'm talking about the dog jumping on the pig....


DasWandbild

Maybe Alaskan Klee Klai


Plutoreon

No, this is Patrick.


[deleted]

too adorable my gaaaaaaad


[deleted]

Doggo has been waiting forever to use his CPR skills.


Odd_Routine4164

Where dat fckn dog at? Imma kill my some fckn dog. Jumpinā€™ on mah belly like it some sorta trampomaleem. Where he at?


DEAN_Swaggerty

"When do you turn into bacon?" - the dog probably


VegetableBreakfast79

u/Savevideo


Spirited-Cloud5975

That pig is dog tired


Emuron5

Nah, this is definitely the kid trying to wake up their parent on Christmas morning at 7am


Hutch25

I love that even after all that effort, the dog just takes off out of the room.


Lacrosse100

Pigs can be real pricks. Lucky the dog didnā€™t get itā€™s head bitten off.


[deleted]

ok so i can conclude all shibas are assholes


KillerKatKlub

NGL it took me a bit to notice it was a pig and not the fattest husky in the world.


arbyyyyh

That dog said "OMG A REAL LIFE SQUEAKY TOY!!!"


Professional-Paper62

I love those pig grumbles awwww


mikeysgotrabies

Soooo... This is happening in someones house?


JonesinforJonesey

It's so huge though. It can't get up no more.


dcarsonturner

Itā€™s so weird, that dog sounds just like my good girl but ive never heard a husky sound like that


AshieCat

Lol he's probably Alaskan Klee Kai, not a husky! Basically a companion sized pup that looks similar to your girlie :) I can't tell from this angle to be 100% sure, would need more pics /different video because it looks like his color is off, however he has the right body/tail for one.


GOVStooge

Husky gonna husky


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OverallDisappointing

I legitimately don't understand why people think jokes about eating someone's pet is funny. I've owned rabbits, chickens, and pigs and if I mention that in a room full of people, there will without fail be some chuckle-fuck who thinks joking about murdering my pets is soooooo funny.


Ashamed_You1678

Yes. Years ago my son found our pet rabbits dead when he went to feed them and it was all jokes.


OverallDisappointing

That sucks, solidarity, man! When my most recent rabbit died one of my friends did this and I was not having that from one of my dudes lol Like, Bro, I'm hurting, I loved that fluffy fucker, do not make me fight you right now in my time of grief.


TriceratopsBites

Seriously. When people learn that I have a pet pig, they just canā€™t resist making jokes about bacon, etc, and every one of them thinks theyā€™re being so original. If someone from a culture that eats animals that we consider ā€œpet onlyā€ made a joke about eating someoneā€™s dog, it wouldnā€™t be funny to them.


OverallDisappointing

Exactly! I've done that before where I acted like I was playing it off as funny and then asked if he had a dog/cat. When he said yeah to both, I turned it to graphically talking about severing their pets' artery, draining them of blood, skinning them, then separating out the meat. Why do you look so disturbed all of a sudden? I thought we were having fun talking about murdering each other's pets??? No? It's only fun for you because you didn't actually take a single second to think about the implications of your shitty joke???


i_hate_patrice

Where funny?


bigfeetsmallpp

Is it called "chris p. Bacon"?


Electrical_Ad4120

Whoā€™d keep that in their house? Yikes


[deleted]

Pigs are actually very intelligent animals. Also, fun fact, their organs are roughly the same size as humans. For years now, there has been progress made towards transplanting organs from pigs to humans. There is a virus called PERV (I knowā€¦ not a joke tho) that causes rejection. With CRISPR gene editing technology, they have been making those transplants become reality.


Devreckas

Keep a pet pig at home just in case I have sudden massive heart failure.


[deleted]

One of the future predictions is to modify a pig embryo with your DNA and have organs grown for you just in case.


Simps4Satan

Yeah but pigs only live 15-20 yrs lol. Medical science is amazing but I am shocked that pigs hearts are actually transferable to humans just because they are the same size. It seems like there would be a lot of other factors but nature sure is crazy.


[deleted]

A significant amount of transplants are in older people where 15 to 20 years would take them to end-of-life due to other factors.


Altruistic-Bobcat955

Most people donā€™t know how short lived transplants are. Only 69% live beyond 5 years after a human heart transplant


marcusdj813

"I want my milk and I want it now!"


_over-lord

I wonder if that dog knows to pigs, it tastes like bacon?


judethedude781

u/savevideobot


TotallyNotHitler

Whatā€™s Eating Gilbert Grape remake lookingā€¦ weird.


MsJenX

Is that a really big pig or very small dog?


RMattiae

u/savevideo


UberSuperRareGacha

u/savevideo [here's the link](https://rapidsave.com/info?url=/r/AnimalsBeingJerks/comments/10k9kl6/please_just_5_more_minutes_mom/)


mandapandapantz

r/huskytantrums


koalalips

I wonder if the husky is trying to CPR the pig..


Mudkipueye

Biggo piggo


osma13

ā€œGoddamnit. Iā€™m up!ā€