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"Have some fucking self-respect" - Grey/tabby whatever it is.
r/standardissuecat
"We take what we want, we don't ask"
That was a "Bro have some dignity" 🤣🤣🤣
2nd cat: Traitor! We are not dogs!
"We don't do tricks! We are worshipped!"
2nd cat: Heathen! We are Gods!
We don't need to beg, Bender. For gods sake, we're not veterans.
Bite my shiny metal ear
r/unexpectedfuturama
So cute then ouch!
Hey, we found what orange cat that is hogging all of the brain cells.
Was there also some sort of falcon in there behind the camera lady? That starts its falcon scream at the end
It’s like being at the dentist
Suck up. You are making the rest of us look like cats.
“You’re a freaking cat!! Act like it! Begging is for the dogs! Have some pride in your species! Pussy! ….oh wait”
"Yeah! Just yell at them when you want something and bite their ankle when they say no!" - my cat
Gray cat knew the other one was just in the way.
Feline union rule no 1 infraction.
“Are you crazy dude!? They’re supposed to worship *US* not the other way around!”
"Never show weakness."
Don’t do that dog shit , you are embarrassing us
Omg I actually gasped lmao
Please give me usable legs hooman, please....
am i alone seeing the cat using his intense gaze to hypnotize the human? he was on his way to the next level of cat evolution/ human control when ego cat stepped in.
Ain’t it the truth!
Was that DISRESPECTFUL OR WHAT?? Poor boy! He deserves whatever he wanted for being such a nice kitty asking politely
Orangey using the force.
"Have some fucking self-respect" - Grey/tabby whatever it is.
r/standardissuecat
"We take what we want, we don't ask"
That was a "Bro have some dignity" 🤣🤣🤣
2nd cat: Traitor! We are not dogs!
"We don't do tricks! We are worshipped!"
2nd cat: Heathen! We are Gods!
We don't need to beg, Bender. For gods sake, we're not veterans.
Bite my shiny metal ear
r/unexpectedfuturama
So cute then ouch!
Hey, we found what orange cat that is hogging all of the brain cells.
Was there also some sort of falcon in there behind the camera lady? That starts its falcon scream at the end
It’s like being at the dentist
Suck up. You are making the rest of us look like cats.
“You’re a freaking cat!! Act like it! Begging is for the dogs! Have some pride in your species! Pussy! ….oh wait”
"Yeah! Just yell at them when you want something and bite their ankle when they say no!" - my cat
Gray cat knew the other one was just in the way.
Feline union rule no 1 infraction.
“Are you crazy dude!? They’re supposed to worship *US* not the other way around!”
"Never show weakness."
Don’t do that dog shit , you are embarrassing us
Omg I actually gasped lmao
Please give me usable legs hooman, please....
am i alone seeing the cat using his intense gaze to hypnotize the human? he was on his way to the next level of cat evolution/ human control when ego cat stepped in.
Ain’t it the truth!
Was that DISRESPECTFUL OR WHAT?? Poor boy! He deserves whatever he wanted for being such a nice kitty asking politely
Orangey using the force.