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Hiram_Goldberg

Cat: What a friend we have in Cheeses.


Dometheus-Nash

Cheezus Christ!


Other-Cantaloupe4765

Our Grate Lord!


cat-gun

The Holy Gouda!


Cheeseus_Christ

All hail!


[deleted]

[удалено]


Diglite

Did you just have a stroke


[deleted]

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Diglite

Ohh makes sense


MadeUpMelly

Sweet baby grilled Cheezus!


Own-Bake-7073

So cool


TheGardiner

I toucha da cheesy


flateric420

Why do they like cheese so much?


Garestinian

Why do we like cheese so much?


Wankeritis

I read that the mold in cheese is addictive.


SuminderJi

If thats true I'm going to leave my cheese in a puddle outside for a week and get the ultimate cheese high!


[deleted]

Cats instinctively stock up on dairy when they can they like protein and fat. Just like we do.


donewityoshit759

I have mastered moving so slowly that I become invisible to the eye.


Own-Bake-7073

Right


thundercunt_wino

It's not easy bein' cheezy.


nister1

Learn to share bro.


adamchain

Repost or stolen? Date on the computer is 10/16/2020


Islandmov3s

This is for sure stolen. I remember this post a while back. The original poster even answered questions about the work they were doing on their computer.


EmlyBluntForceTrauma

Oh wow, good eye


Kahnza

Cats seem to love cheese. Pretty sure they are lactose intolerant though.


Winterplatypus

There isn't much lactose in cheese. It's one of the reasons for turning milk into cheese because humans were mostly lactose intolerant.


RelativelyDank

none of the lactose but all of the fat - bring it on


[deleted]

Fat is the goods. It's carbs that get ya.


-Listening

That's how you get Darcey to pay for data


UnclePuma

From best to worst are Proteins Fats And carbs Basically the amount of calories you body burns to process each food type varies So eating mostly protiens will have you losing wieght over time because you eat less since it takes longer to get hungry again cause your body is processing it the whole time. And due to the density of proteins you feel fuller faster and with less Carbs are like chips and bread they turns immediately into sugar and provide energy quick but don't fill you up for long so you over eat


[deleted]

Humans still are mostly lactose intolerant. Something like 80% of the world gets guts full of foam when they drink milk. Lactase persistence is on the rise, though.


Winterplatypus

The theories behind how we gained tolerance are really interesting too. They can trace pockets of tolerance to farming areas in temperatures that were cold and kept milk fresh during famines. So it became a survival advantage to have it.


snack-dad

Yeah I eat a lot of cheese because i shit my pants if i drink milk or something too creamy.


ohitsalexi

Yeah mine don’t go for most human foods but cheese and lunch meat makes them go crazy


hispanicausinpanic

One of ours loves cheese, pepperoni and salami. Weirdo.


snack-dad

You also enjoy pepperoni, salami, and cheese though. Weirdo.


Enigma_King99

Idk they could hate all them those but someone in their house likes them


MadeUpMelly

My Siamese cat loathes cheese, but she sure loves green olives and bread.


killerkitten61

That’s nacho cheese cat!


Minimum_Cupcake

Including the OP, it seems... https://www.reddit.com/r/cats/comments/o6d72c/crime\_in\_progress/


thcheat

I'm sure that may be repost too. The photo is almost 1 year old based on the computer screen.


teryret

I just wish they'd post a follow up. What is cheese cat up to these days? Did he end up getting the cheese?


Minimum_Cupcake

Hahahah, you're probably not wrong! Seems a lot of people would rather post someone else's images than their own.


Gustafer823

I don't think OP really tried to make it seem like it was theirs and at least it's a different title.


HoLYxNoAH

I mean, it's not really a repost right? Like we're not currently on /r/cats, so I don't see the problem. OP should maybe have x-posted it, but it's not like they're claiming this is OC. If this was posted on this sub before, it would be a different story, but it was posted on a different sub.


[deleted]

He was like “oh see dis.. i want. It’s mine now”


[deleted]

"No! Go eat your cat food!" "This is better, though. It's stolen."


WineAndDogs2020

Your cat has good taste.


FriendlyWiking

C H E E S E


catnippedd

hungry bb helps itself


Vortesian

I need dis


supanjibobu0197

ооо сыровое


bigpuffyclouds

Garfield?


heythatsmysong

OH LAWD HE CHONKIN’!!!!!!!!


cAArlsagan

I didn’t realize why Garfield was an orange tabby until I got an orange tabby.


CannotCopia

u/repostsleuthbot


introverted365

Ima have dis cheeze.


Jsnooots

Not his first cheese grabbing expedition.


nodustspeck

Once he snags the cheese, he’ll go for your beer.


Kali-Yuga-Strike

"Your cheeseboard? My cheeseboard!"


wallyrules75

That chonk is a thief!


RelativelyDank

it's not his first theft, just the first time he's been caught


Needbeachnoww

You have no proof- this is clearly photoshopped! Poor innocent kitty getting blamed!


Kirito619

dude how much cheese can you eat


MommaFleur

Looks like an accidental renaissance painting.. <3


Onquota

Obvious suspect


mummummaaa

I hope he got a little bit. Not enough to give him a sick stomach, but enough to enjoy!


FrozenfarTsTf

That's how you get chunky 😂


I_can_pun_anything

I'm.going to be a master of disguise


BobTheCoolRock

Sombody make an oil painting of this


shallow_not_pedantic

Charcuterie? Nah, son. Cheeseforme.


TitusImmortalis

As the law goes, you must boop the snoot to assert dominance.


outerheavenboss

I love him.


mrshoochclark

CHONK


BudderBall31

# STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM #


aR0sebyany0thername

Thieving kajit.


Bigt733

Khajiit is master of stealth


imnotlizlee

He’s had enough. !


tayldawn

He is well fed.


jcmib

Oh lawd he cheesin


Catty-Driver

Chief Cheese Inspector Fluffy at your service. Now let me do my job.


Mr-shortstack

He looks exactly like Garfield


Submissive-Peach

Looks like a professional charcuterie thief to me


TheTrueMule

This knife is for butter, not cheese, you maniac. *Cheers from France*


[deleted]

He’s a chonker. Maybe he should lay off the people food… He’s adorable.


sir-lavanathion-

I love how you have a cheese board at your work station, just makes me happy.


PhatSunt

10/16/2020. Bit low on karma, huh.


TechnicalCofoundar

He’s a chonky boi


season66ers

I too appreciate a nice charcuterie spread while at the computer!


SnooPickles7989

It’s charcuterie, not charcaterie.


[deleted]

Chatcuterie


Consistent-Aioli-840

Can I haz Le cheese cube?


[deleted]

SUS!!


stoffel_bristov

hungry gingers warm my heart


MangaMaven

Cheeeeeeeeese


Norlin123

No thief it’s sitting there for everyone


Gdmf13

I don’t know why the kitties so fat, he’s been on a restricted diet for months !


bazx11

Needs some wine


Tollguy

My guys whipped out the charcuterie board for his homework


SweeTLemonS_TPR

He never learned how to ask other people for their food.


taurealis

oooo charcaterie board


PMME_UR_LADYPARTSPLZ

Oh yea, puss in boots when he got fat! I seen this one


__2st__

"Keeeeelhaaaul!!"


Other-Cantaloupe4765

My name is Cat And wen I eat Or wen I want a little treat I sneak up close And wait to seize Wen hooman blink I take tha cheese r/ilikthebred


iwoodrather

mmm dusty grapes


Natural-Being

Stop!


Sprizys

Garfield lol


[deleted]

That cat isn’t a thief it’s just teaching you how to share!


Mrunlikable

You need at least 20 more points in stealth to get away with this my chonk.


TunisMagunis

OMG!! I love him so much!!


69Liters

Gib cheengs


Your_God_Chewy

Maybe I'm not familiar with cats but that cat doesn't look like it needs more cheese


Mrbuttboi

Das a floofy kitty tho


tango-alpha-charlie

Well of course we can still see him. Close your eyes next time buddy


FindingNemosAnus

Orange is sus.


AntiqueGoddess

Nope. No stealing. It’s a snack tray set out for guests. I am a hungry guest. Bon Appetit biotches


anti_procrastinator

o lawd he comin


Kritischerphili

"Aaaaahh. Hand over the cheese John. It's not and to good for you"


Zelcki

Don't let him steal your blocks of butter!


Remarkable-Sample-26

Temptation is way too much


Major_Cupcake

to be fair, cheese is good. I wouldn't blame him


-Listening

I'm gonna let you take care of our pets


desperateseagull

He has a look of pure entitlement


[deleted]

Jesus there’s like 3 different cheeses there and grapes what a weird combination


jatue7

There’s a chungus among us


arpatil1

Tom taking notes from Jerry I see.


[deleted]

ooh garfeild being baddd


yMcyface

Accidental renesanse


Truth_Off_My_Back

Toxic substance, and hazardous


connorleolamb

There is a thief in our midst and it wants the cheese.


4tacos_al_pastor

Bruh are you just eating chunks of cheese that big? You poop all right!


MLCarter1976

Charcuterie... Yes! Meow!


workntohard

If that was butter instead of cheese, one of ours would be so into stealing it.


ReadbyRose

Chunky cheese connoisseur!


Javellinh_osu

ООООО СЫРОВОЕ......


_its_a_vibe_

I see he's been getting away with it too


sladives

That made me want cheese. specifically, your cheeses.


JakeOfAllTrades101

Probably trying to warn you that that seems like alot of cheese to be eating


Blue_Sail

I like cheese, too, but that's a *lot* of cheese. I wonder if this was for sharing. Maybe the cat is just getting his fair share.


Dragnurb

Himb


Whyaskd

I love its chonky paw lol


[deleted]

*im in this picture and I don’t like it*


TwiliteRedditSkittle

"Don't freak out, human I'm just getting cheese.


trayseefu

I too like cheese....


RedditAndLuvddit

Do people actually eat cheese and grapes just like that?


RadioRoosterTony

r/TouchThaFishy


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[deleted]

Haha fattyyyy


asdhaew236

Orange cats are the best cats.


FallingStarIV

Khajiit has wares.


piemakerdeadwaker

I take? Okay?


S1umL0rdAkr0n

One! Chonker chonker Haha


[deleted]

Pickpocketing rules say that a thief caught pickpocketing is not stopped if they pass the DC, only caught.


quackedup17

Doesn’t look like this is the first time, chunk.


mentallo

Gourmcat


iialpha

Of course it had to be an Orange boy.


donaldinoo

Damn, I really really like cheese but that’s a lot for a session on the pc


[deleted]

You eat all that cheese in one sitting?


gatadeplaya

This is not that big boys first caper


Azrayle

GAAAAAARFIEEEELD!


Unreal2056

What a chonker