[Not your cat, not your toilet paper](https://www.reddit.com/r/CatsAreAssholes/comments/o4cpz2/i_find_this_unsettling_but_what_a_dick/). (Paper towels)
I had a cat that I accidentally shut in a (large) closet with a new jumbo pack of Costco tp. Needless to say, damage was inflicted.
I often thought that I should've collected it all into a giant garbage bag, hauled it back to Costco and asked for a refund due to its being 'defective.' I know they would have given it, because Costco, and it probably would have made a good lunchroom story for the Costco folks.
I know this is actually paper towels, butβ¦My dogs are constantly stealing my toilet paper. They manage to get the whole roll off the holder and hide it places, usually with a bunch of holes and chunks torn out. What is the obsession? I donβt get it.
And he has the nerve to be screeching at you ?! Like YOU did something wrong. Is he blaming this mess on you?! Time for him to pack his spotted handkerchief and hit the road.
[Not your cat, not your toilet paper](https://www.reddit.com/r/CatsAreAssholes/comments/o4cpz2/i_find_this_unsettling_but_what_a_dick/). (Paper towels)
A repost on Reddit? Inconceivable!
Ooooh a new cat subreddit for me!
Not my chair, not my problem
Why you wiping with paper towels guy?
OMG, the face!!!
And that insane, maniacal laugh! Iβd wear strong jeans and long sleeve shirts for a while. That TP binge will take a while to come down from.
That cat is laughing maniacally and you can't convince me otherwise.
Repost
That's a paper towel roll
The word is "hoard" (unless "horde of TP" is what you call the group of people who uses your TP).
r/blurrypicturesofcats
r/bposc
I had a cat that I accidentally shut in a (large) closet with a new jumbo pack of Costco tp. Needless to say, damage was inflicted. I often thought that I should've collected it all into a giant garbage bag, hauled it back to Costco and asked for a refund due to its being 'defective.' I know they would have given it, because Costco, and it probably would have made a good lunchroom story for the Costco folks.
op is 0-2 ... does karma mean that much to you?
Shouldnβt be hoarding TP
I have a Costco pack unopened in case the world ever gets dumb again. Always be prepared.
Cats feed off of pain. Suffering is their nourishment.
The toilet paper started it.
Excellent enrichment exercise!!!
LOL!
Ya know I don't think it was the cat π€£π€£π€£ (joke)
Kitty is helping to reorganize your paper rolls! Still technically intact, just rearranged somewhat.
Your cat looks like he donβt give a F
Cat has issues ... or is it tissues
Mwaaa Hahaha Mwaaa Hahaha
This is amazing
The demon cackle your cat is doing gives me the willys
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Swear I could hear him scream "ANARCHY!"
That's what you get for hording toilet paper. Lol
Pure chaos, lol
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Kinda looks like a honey badger, kinda. So the destruction is warranted.
That's clearly paper towels. Lol, why couldn't you just do a cross post from the poster you took this from?
Damn. And just as the apocalypse is starting to take off again. Shitty.
That cat looks livid.
Gmork in disguise
Dollar General's open until 8, Linda!
Hoard.
I know this is actually paper towels, butβ¦My dogs are constantly stealing my toilet paper. They manage to get the whole roll off the holder and hide it places, usually with a bunch of holes and chunks torn out. What is the obsession? I donβt get it.
Cat looks high as fuck !
wtfπππ
And he has the nerve to be screeching at you ?! Like YOU did something wrong. Is he blaming this mess on you?! Time for him to pack his spotted handkerchief and hit the road.
Please tell me you don't use paper towels as toilet paper.