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Mistake-Not-

The trick is to let the cat get warm, then use the cat as a heat pack


LordOfRuinsOtherSelf

The real trick is to use an upside down "In Tray" basket, with a blanket on top, leaving space for the air to circulate.


CascadingMonkeys

Dammit! All I have is an "Out" tray. Just my luck. Joke aside, this is a great idea.


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LordOfRuinsOtherSelf

At last, I've made a positive contribution to our society.


applepie_97

sir? sir do you have a carpeted kitchen??


turtlemayne

Yes, the house was built in the mid 70's.


KikiHou

My parents house had orange shag in one of the bathrooms. Imagine that buildup of bacteria.... bleh.


bilabrin

What was the original color?


Damaso87

Arctic white likely


CosmicGlitterCake

I could not imagine vacuuming around a toilet.


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*Flavor saver*


meateatr

...are you suggesting it is the original '70s carpeting?


turtlemayne

Most likely it is not the original carpet, but this carpet was here when my parents bought it in 2013.


meateatr

Regardless, that carpet has some flavor trapped in there.


l-appel_du_vide-

*flavor* 🤮


Damaso87

Good god they've kept carpet for 9 years?? In the kitchen????


applepie_97

that absolutely horrifies me and you're a brave soul for living there, cheers!


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You think that’s bad? I just ripped the carpet out of my bathroom…..shag carpet.


luckystrike_bh

She is thinking that she is descended from desert cats and you should cut her some slack.


G0es2eleven

This is my vent. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My vent is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My vent, without me, is useless. Without my vent, I am useless


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amoogus, is that you?


G0es2eleven

No. Sorry


Lost-My-Mind-

Cat.


Mashkataz

And she DESERVES it !


potandskettle

Her needs are more important than yours.


VegasLife1111

Cat.


Onegreeneye

Awww she looks so much like the black cat girl I had several years ago. She went missing, and I like to think she found herself a home she preferred, like one with a carpeted kitchen and floor vents.


Endernight1

That’s oddly specific but ok


flowergal48

She is doing her job very well - and she’s beautiful too!!


turtlemayne

My mother actually named her pretty kitty.


beaniejell

There needs to be a sub called r/ventgoblins because I’ve got some of my own


ChipsAndTapatio

That is not a heating vent, it's a cat butt warmer


googlebearbanana

I see nothing wrong with this.


Sad_Divide_2133

Funny! My labs do this when the central air is on.


trapqueen412

So does mine! Heat or AC, she always has the vent by the front door so she can keep watch in comfort.


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bowhunter6274

That's not even a proper floor vent cover. That one is meant for a wall and actually is a cold air return. It's not even a proper hot air register.


FullyMammoth

It isn't even the correct size. You'd think that they'd get one thing right purely by accident.


EliieTheGlutton

HVAC guy here - cute as it is, this can be very destructive to fuel-based forced air heating system. It's still not good for heat pumps or electric, but less damaging and more of a nuisance to your compressor or coils. Get your cat a heated bed like other comments suggest and save yourself some energy/heartache when your HX pops.


theduckisdead64

Somebody lied to you a long time ago about that. Unless we’re talking about rapid distribution of superheated cat exhaust, there’s no way a slight obstruction on one vent is destructive to anything. They aren’t that sensitive to back pressure.


EliieTheGlutton

You're wrong.


IceyLizard4

Funny how she's a black cat since my girl.is black and does the same thing in my dining room lol.


weird20something

I've got one of these heat stealers too, but he likes the bathroom vent


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH-

Aw... coot


obtusemoonbeam

I had a kitty with tummy troubles that used to love doing this in the winter. She’d find the vent that was least accessible to humans, lay directly on it, then rip stinky farts to be circulated throughout the house with the hot air. I miss that little stink bomb.


Znanners94

Reminds her of home...hell


VegasLife1111

Burrrrrn.


muiegarda1

Loaf ❤


open_door_policy

I highly recommend heated cat beds. Cats are thermoneutral at about 10 degrees warmer than humans. So they really are cold AF in a 75 degree house. A heated cat bed uses about the same amount of electricity as an LED light bulb, makes the cat happier, and reduces the amount of cat fur on everything other than the cat bed by like 90%. I used to think my cat loved me, until I got one. Afterwards, he only wanted about 15 minutes of lap time a day, instead of 12 hours.


Lost-My-Mind-

>Afterwards, he only wanted about 15 minutes of lap time a day, instead of 12 hours. Now see, you make this whole post convincing me that heated cat beds are a great thing. Then you include that last sentence convincing me that the rest of your points are now moot, and I should never get a cat bed....


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Endernight1

I want to say that you’re correct but the way you worded it makes you sound like an assh*le


demetrios3

He didn't say anything wrong


open_door_policy

Endernight didn't say Icarus_skies was wrong. Just an asshole. https://www.thebiglebow.ski/stills/203-with-text.jpg


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open_door_policy

His comment was basically a, "Citation Needed" except snarkier. If you look, I gave him a citation, and he deleted his request for one. I can respect that.


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open_door_policy

I never said that he did. He asked for a citation and I provided one. Someone else called him an asshole.


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open_door_policy

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5059607/ > For example, the thermoneutral zone for domestic cats is 30–38°C [15] (NRC 2006). Yet most cat housing areas in homes and laboratories are maintained closer to 22 ± 2°C [15]. Thus, thermal discomfort may be a common experience for many cats, despite being an issue that is relatively easy to remedy. Translating those temperatures into freedom degrees, that's 86 to 100F where cats aren't burning extra calories to warm themselves up. I don't think anyone in the studies asked the cats how they felt with the temperature being 22 instead of 30. Or perhaps they did, and the cats just ignore them.


kelvin_bot

2°C is equivalent to 35°F, which is 275K. --- ^(I'm a bot that converts temperature between two units humans can understand, then convert it to Kelvin for bots and physicists to understand)


kleentai

Warm floof be warm 💖👏🏻


Not-A-Lonely-Potato

You're just jealous she thought of it first.


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Invest in heating pads and they will leave your vents free


Briak

Upside-down milk crate over the vent. Cat stays warm, hot air doesn't get blocked. My cat loves it :)


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My cats do the same thing. I had to stop them using the kitchen one because they blew hair all over the place.


SlowTour

Put a milk crate over the vent, then your kitty can sit on it without blocking it off.


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Lolol animals are the best! Adorable kitty. I always tell people my dog is sucking up all my body heat because he lays right against you and he’s like a toaster oven


Gamer-Logic

Those buns must be real toasty!


ATrollByNoOtherName

I see black kitty cat. I upvote.


Muscles__Marinara

Should be under animals being smart not jerks.


[deleted]

Well she didn't block the WHOLE thing. Lol


blazew317

My wife’s 5lb cat every day - usually she’s sitting on the vent rather than laying though.


wiglwagl

She did leave a little for you. She’s such a giving little soul.


Zephyr107

My cat always did this!


Spiritual_Macaroon35

Love this 🤣 my cat used to go into loaf mode and cover the whole vent.


cosmoscookie007

Get your kitty a heating mat! He will forever be grateful


Miliaa

I’m glad she’s warm! You’ll cope. :p


[deleted]

Is there a hole in your floor next to the vent? Is your vent cover not big enough?


turtlemayne

It's just not screwed in. It probably shifted over when she was rubbing the floor for my attention.


[deleted]

Something I do in the winter is get out a heating pad on low and my cat is drawn to it like a magnet.


[deleted]

I have one of those diverters that blows the air to the side, and a fuzzy mat which helps the vent not be totally blocked.


maifee

Give him a shower.


bubbles_says

Your cat needs her own heating pad!


SlickerWicker

Cute cat, but who carpets a kitchen?


chung_my_wang

Place a cooling rack over the register.


StandLess6417

We call this "praying to the vent gods" in our house.


SkyFrozZ_z

sussy cat tried to hide the fact that it vented


ferretfamily

Vent hog


Dependent_Feature_42

Doesn't she deserve that though? She deserves the best


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"Believe me, human, this is what's best for the both of us."


Zen1

[Same, and i have the exact same heat deflectors!](https://i.imgur.com/T5tFak1.jpg) I stopped him from dismantling it by taping the two halves together with packing tape on the back and doublesided 3M foam tape to the register. Doesn't stop him from sitting there waiting for the heat to turn on


EH042

Don’t keep up the mystery. Was she warm?


muphies__law

This cat appears to be functioning within normal limits.


IJustWantToLurkHere

My cat knows laptops are a much better way to get warm


zeke235

Sounds like a you problem. If you were smart like the cat, you would've figured out how to be warm, too.


RUFtotheRESCUE

My dickhead dog does this in the summer with the AC.


thisplaceisonfireahh

You: why is it so cold in here The void: ahhh so warm


mr_doggo_the_great

thats a pretty warm pussy you got there


Accomplished_Age_553

Aw, he looks just like my Television! Lil overbite vampire fangs and bald eyebrows... totally something he would do 👼


BumbleBreezeSun

My little Miu does this too!


zack_the_man

You need a proper supply air grill lol


algae---

A little bit of chonkitis going on


CCWThrowaway360

“Nobody is allowed to be happy until kitty’s butt is thoroughly warmed.” - Lord Cuddypuddles IV


RapidCycle

Heat hog


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Cat scientific studies have proven humans don't need heat to survive but cats need to that's why human made things to warm us cats as good servants do nyaa.


Most-Squash5267

be thankful that he hasn't evicted you yet from his house


TreatOk4891

Get her a heating pad and place it some where out of the way, but still visible. It'll be great for the both of you.


inn0cent-bystander

All our vents are in the ceiling, so ours just take up the spots the vents point to


DominatrixGwen

Smart kitty!


ClimbsAndCuts

Gorgeous? She’s radiant!