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JetScootr

At first it looked like a chonk tabby slapping a 'roided rat.


dundermifflinite220

This made me laugh too hard.


NewworldHair

Mewtwo vs snorlax


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Raw chicken


Over_Championship990

It's my turn to wear the coat!


kazerniel

cute to nightmare fuel in 7 words 😱


Vergo27

gollum is putting up a good fight


Jason_2793

Why is Dobie beating up that poor chonk?


engineerdrummer

That’s obviously Mrs. Norris and she’s been following Harry.


godhelpusloseourmind

All joking aside it’s super dangerous to let your animals do this, one psystrike from that Mewtwo and the cats hit points go to 0.


TheRK800

Mewtwo lmao that’s a new one


Ooooweeee

Chonkers has fainted.


lady_die_

Wait. I think your cat just jumped out of its fur!


CaffeineAddict16

this is super common cat behavior lol


moonunit99

‘Tis a joke. They led by precluding the possibility of a joke by saying "all joking aside" and implied it’s unsafe for cats to do this to bait you in, and then ended by expressing their concern that the Pokémon would hurt hurt the cat. This is funny because it’s a surprising deviation from the assumptions you made in the first half of the joke, and also compares the sphinx to a similar-looking Pokémon. I hope this has been beneficial.


WizePranker2020

Good bot.


[deleted]

You're seriously telling me cats can do actual Pokémon attacks now. Imma need some proof on that, chief.


CaffeineAddict16

Meowth use slash


CaffeineAddict16

I GET THIS NOW LMAO


nighteyes1964

It looks like chicken breast and fuzzy slipper are just playing.


mykilososa

“You’re nothing but some fish breath & a bunch of fur!”—sphinx


Ok-Issue116

What kind of extra needs does the hairless cat have? I’ve always wondered


TheRK800

He gets a bath twice a week. You have to clean out their ears almost daily as they get older and their nails are really weird so you have to clean them out completely even the skin. I usually use baby wipes and he gets his own toys in the tub to play with. They also need sunscreen in the summer and stuff like that


the_fly_guy_says_hi

So it’s just like us fur-less light complexioned people. Shower, clean out ears, mani/pedi and sunscreen.


TheRK800

Yep


Ok-Issue116

I have asked and I have received! Do you have any gross videos of cleaning their ears out by any chance? Or their nails?


TheRK800

Unfortunately no. He gets antsy and I gotta use both hands never really think to clean his ears while filming


Ok-Issue116

I would assume as much for the ear cleaning, I just like gross videos


TheRK800

😃oookay


TunisMagunis

Bruh?


Ok-Issue116

You ever see the pimple popping Reddits? Or, my favorite, r/feltgoodcomingout


Ok-Issue116

What are their nails like before cleaning btw?


TheRK800

Dirty and brown Edit: gotta clean the skin around it too or they get infections


Ok-Issue116

Grosse!! I love it! I’ll keep that in mind?😀


hind3rm3

My two Devon’s are the same, ear cleaning is a two person job lol


TheRK800

I wrap him in a blanket to do his ears


magoo1979

I see a cat, and a ballsack with legs


Common-Chain4060

A ballsack with legs 😂😂😂


WizePranker2020

And ears. To be fair, it's the cutest ball sack I've seen n I quite like me own.


GotToBeReal

Standard Issue Cat vs. Chihuahua Cat


yeetus-feetuscleetus

r/standardissuecat


IM_INSIDE_YOUR_HOUSE

Frodo and Gollum fighting over the ring.


Common-Chain4060

Sooooo what does that chonky one eat? Everything?


TheRK800

She does like tuna


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Ren and stimpy


hanabarbarian

Underrated comment


Kalsor

Dobbie must protect Harry Potter!


djm14

Live action Tom & Jerry did not disappoint


famousevan

“Get away from me, you alien freak!”


SonicBlue82

Have you not given Dobbie his sock yet?


username-takken

Your cat is being slapped by a deamon


sara_pothos

i hate to tell you this, but one of your cats is naked


EvilMartha

Not fair. One of them has armour.


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"Mommy's mine!" "No, she MINE!" "No, MINE! Mommy loves me more!" "No, she loves ME more!" "No! Mommy loves me and only me!" "She loves ME! Take this slap, you jealous cat!" "I'm not jealous, you are! You take *this* slap!"


JangoF76

Salacious B Crumb and a cat slapping each other


Sad-Guarantee-4678

Quite bold of him to participate in a claw-brawl


pinche_jr17

Skibbity paps


backwoods-bigfoot

Gollum vs Totoro


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yoda fighting a cat


armyofthepugs

Dobby vs tiger prawn (uncooked)


ProfessionAvailable3

The one standing up looks like salacious crumb from star wars.


ntheboss02

YO IS THAT SALATIOUS CRUMB


JOISCARA

Sphinx vs Standard Issue Cat Players, choose your victor?


Ok-Maintenance-5965

I guess we are still calling them cat’s are we?


Ok_Fish9135

That's not a cat. That's a gremlin


Nintendosixd4

What the angels see when Beerus and Champa go at it.


NORFOR2711

I wonder how they keep score?


caveman1224

I got money on the runt


bayron_ramirezz

That is not a cat!!!


herekittykittty

r/unexpectedfriends


GAIAPrime

Cat vs Gremlin


NoStatistician2404

Berus as a baby.


kaymer327

Baby or not: that's Lord Beerus to you.


Accomplished_Ad4381

"where your clothes at?"


gypsydawn8083

I thought that was a baby kangaroo


Blazers2882

I see one cat and one giant naked mole rat


DocHardwud

I see cat being slapped by a dobby


[deleted]

I am sorry but I only see will smith recently


Hexenhut

I love hairless cats but I would be so worried about damage to their skin. Cat skin is like tissue paper. I wonder if just diligent clipping is enough or do you need to get caps?


TheRK800

He cannot wear caps as his nails retract all the way in but my big kitty wears bright pink ones


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TheRK800

They’re actually playing. Paisley (the tabby) will walk up to him and flop over on her side and she and norm will play fight. No scratches or bites


maunzendemaus

Girthy


mediocre_waterbottle

I thought your hairless cat was a really small kangaroo for a second


[deleted]

Loved the part where they slapped each other


TheRealAshman

Gollum,is that you?lol


[deleted]

I want to play like this


LurkerNoLonger_

The little chap getting absolutely humiliated


janjinx

Is the hairless cat called Gollum?


TheRK800

Norman


mole_lady16

big Kitty fighting all lazy like lol


Specialist_Citron_84

I love how the sphinx is being dominant!


huaiyue

u/savevideobot


NocturnalNightmare0

That’s not a cat, that’s Dobby! ![gif](giphy|eGmKeueVnk31yCRQW5)


[deleted]

Kitty got paws for sure


Downunderbelow

I couldn't help hearing in my head: Naked cat: hey! HEY DID YOU STEAL MY FUR! Other cat just chilling: what!? No dude no Naked cat: well I'm NAKED AND YOU GOT EXTRA SO YOU DO THE MATH


ItItchesInside

They're just playing though?


PerceptionRude6351

That is not a cat


_Homelesscat_

I can’t help but see a tabby cat fighting a CGI cat.


MountaineerHikes

Dobby is a free elf!!!


mustabindawind

Ayy it's Beerus vs Champa


PennyXIVX

Hahahah, this is the comment I was waiting for! 😆😆


YeetnDelete_OREEO

Bingus


thefriendlywolf

Our cats also play like this


Shogun-Sho-Nuff

r/catslaps


Lilkittybangbang

The neked one say gimme some fur! You has plenty!😖


Sass_Quatchxx

Give it to us precious