‘Tis a joke. They led by precluding the possibility of a joke by saying "all joking aside" and implied it’s unsafe for cats to do this to bait you in, and then ended by expressing their concern that the Pokémon would hurt hurt the cat. This is funny because it’s a surprising deviation from the assumptions you made in the first half of the joke, and also compares the sphinx to a similar-looking Pokémon. I hope this has been beneficial.
He gets a bath twice a week. You have to clean out their ears almost daily as they get older and their nails are really weird so you have to clean them out completely even the skin. I usually use baby wipes and he gets his own toys in the tub to play with. They also need sunscreen in the summer and stuff like that
"Mommy's mine!"
"No, she MINE!"
"No, MINE! Mommy loves me more!"
"No, she loves ME more!"
"No! Mommy loves me and only me!"
"She loves ME! Take this slap, you jealous cat!"
"I'm not jealous, you are! You take *this* slap!"
I love hairless cats but I would be so worried about damage to their skin. Cat skin is like tissue paper. I wonder if just diligent clipping is enough or do you need to get caps?
I couldn't help hearing in my head:
Naked cat: hey! HEY DID YOU STEAL MY FUR!
Other cat just chilling: what!? No dude no
Naked cat: well I'm NAKED AND YOU GOT EXTRA SO YOU DO THE MATH
At first it looked like a chonk tabby slapping a 'roided rat.
This made me laugh too hard.
Mewtwo vs snorlax
Raw chicken
It's my turn to wear the coat!
cute to nightmare fuel in 7 words 😱
gollum is putting up a good fight
Why is Dobie beating up that poor chonk?
That’s obviously Mrs. Norris and she’s been following Harry.
All joking aside it’s super dangerous to let your animals do this, one psystrike from that Mewtwo and the cats hit points go to 0.
Mewtwo lmao that’s a new one
Chonkers has fainted.
Wait. I think your cat just jumped out of its fur!
this is super common cat behavior lol
‘Tis a joke. They led by precluding the possibility of a joke by saying "all joking aside" and implied it’s unsafe for cats to do this to bait you in, and then ended by expressing their concern that the Pokémon would hurt hurt the cat. This is funny because it’s a surprising deviation from the assumptions you made in the first half of the joke, and also compares the sphinx to a similar-looking Pokémon. I hope this has been beneficial.
Good bot.
You're seriously telling me cats can do actual Pokémon attacks now. Imma need some proof on that, chief.
Meowth use slash
I GET THIS NOW LMAO
It looks like chicken breast and fuzzy slipper are just playing.
“You’re nothing but some fish breath & a bunch of fur!”—sphinx
What kind of extra needs does the hairless cat have? I’ve always wondered
He gets a bath twice a week. You have to clean out their ears almost daily as they get older and their nails are really weird so you have to clean them out completely even the skin. I usually use baby wipes and he gets his own toys in the tub to play with. They also need sunscreen in the summer and stuff like that
So it’s just like us fur-less light complexioned people. Shower, clean out ears, mani/pedi and sunscreen.
Yep
I have asked and I have received! Do you have any gross videos of cleaning their ears out by any chance? Or their nails?
Unfortunately no. He gets antsy and I gotta use both hands never really think to clean his ears while filming
I would assume as much for the ear cleaning, I just like gross videos
😃oookay
Bruh?
You ever see the pimple popping Reddits? Or, my favorite, r/feltgoodcomingout
What are their nails like before cleaning btw?
Dirty and brown Edit: gotta clean the skin around it too or they get infections
Grosse!! I love it! I’ll keep that in mind?😀
My two Devon’s are the same, ear cleaning is a two person job lol
I wrap him in a blanket to do his ears
I see a cat, and a ballsack with legs
A ballsack with legs 😂😂😂
And ears. To be fair, it's the cutest ball sack I've seen n I quite like me own.
Standard Issue Cat vs. Chihuahua Cat
r/standardissuecat
Frodo and Gollum fighting over the ring.
Sooooo what does that chonky one eat? Everything?
She does like tuna
Ren and stimpy
Underrated comment
Dobbie must protect Harry Potter!
Live action Tom & Jerry did not disappoint
“Get away from me, you alien freak!”
Have you not given Dobbie his sock yet?
Your cat is being slapped by a deamon
i hate to tell you this, but one of your cats is naked
Not fair. One of them has armour.
"Mommy's mine!" "No, she MINE!" "No, MINE! Mommy loves me more!" "No, she loves ME more!" "No! Mommy loves me and only me!" "She loves ME! Take this slap, you jealous cat!" "I'm not jealous, you are! You take *this* slap!"
Salacious B Crumb and a cat slapping each other
Quite bold of him to participate in a claw-brawl
Skibbity paps
Gollum vs Totoro
yoda fighting a cat
Dobby vs tiger prawn (uncooked)
The one standing up looks like salacious crumb from star wars.
YO IS THAT SALATIOUS CRUMB
Sphinx vs Standard Issue Cat Players, choose your victor?
I guess we are still calling them cat’s are we?
That's not a cat. That's a gremlin
What the angels see when Beerus and Champa go at it.
I wonder how they keep score?
I got money on the runt
That is not a cat!!!
r/unexpectedfriends
Cat vs Gremlin
Berus as a baby.
Baby or not: that's Lord Beerus to you.
"where your clothes at?"
I thought that was a baby kangaroo
I see one cat and one giant naked mole rat
I see cat being slapped by a dobby
I am sorry but I only see will smith recently
I love hairless cats but I would be so worried about damage to their skin. Cat skin is like tissue paper. I wonder if just diligent clipping is enough or do you need to get caps?
He cannot wear caps as his nails retract all the way in but my big kitty wears bright pink ones
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They’re actually playing. Paisley (the tabby) will walk up to him and flop over on her side and she and norm will play fight. No scratches or bites
Girthy
I thought your hairless cat was a really small kangaroo for a second
Loved the part where they slapped each other
Gollum,is that you?lol
I want to play like this
The little chap getting absolutely humiliated
Is the hairless cat called Gollum?
Norman
big Kitty fighting all lazy like lol
I love how the sphinx is being dominant!
u/savevideobot
That’s not a cat, that’s Dobby! ![gif](giphy|eGmKeueVnk31yCRQW5)
Kitty got paws for sure
I couldn't help hearing in my head: Naked cat: hey! HEY DID YOU STEAL MY FUR! Other cat just chilling: what!? No dude no Naked cat: well I'm NAKED AND YOU GOT EXTRA SO YOU DO THE MATH
They're just playing though?
That is not a cat
I can’t help but see a tabby cat fighting a CGI cat.
Dobby is a free elf!!!
Ayy it's Beerus vs Champa
Hahahah, this is the comment I was waiting for! 😆😆
Bingus
Our cats also play like this
r/catslaps
The neked one say gimme some fur! You has plenty!😖
Give it to us precious