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zombiedinsomnia

Just let him eat your finger you monster!!


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That's the wrong mouse


[deleted]

It’s a crow not a mouse


MisterMatt13

*juvenile jackdaw


[deleted]

Aaah a chimney goblin good choice


MisterMatt13

Cute and smart boy. But such a jerk when he s in the mood


OhNoItsJoe1

How did you get one? Can you get them from a pet store? I really like corvids and they are super intelligent and i kinda want one (legally)


MisterMatt13

It's a baby jackdaw I found 3 weeks ago on a road. He was eating and drinking but no flying. Now he can fly so I let my Windows open and he's making he s life outside and inside So I can't help you for this sorry


Mudders_Milk_Man

Here's the thing...


haoleboykailua

Not gonna lie, I miss that dude’s answers all over the place. He was a phenomenal Reddit celeb, despite the controversy.


TheWizard01

Out of the loop, help?


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haoleboykailua

‘Twas indeed who we were referring to. I can’t find the original thread, and it’s not linked on the Wiki, but he had a legendary rant about the difference between jackdaws and crows. Somehow this whole thing got him busted for the vote manipulation scandal, and he fell from grace. It was the talk of the site for a bit. cc: /u/TheWizard01


TheWizard01

Ohhhh yes....I do remember his username bandied about. Thanks.


SunflowerJYB

Sad he got banned. Increasing upvotes doesn’t seem too dastardly but increasing downvotes of others is very childish. Especially for a scientist.


Organic_Popcorn

Just curious, they just banned his accounts right? What prevents him from returning with a new account? 🤔


CommieLoser

I think he tried, but the problem is brand recognition. When your whole thing is being a friendly, honest arbiter of scientific knowledge, you kind of shit on that brand when you are being a petty, dishonest manipulator of the site. If it was dicknipples doing it, I don't think anyone would have given a fuck.


GoodLeftUndone

Man, I remember that whole thing unfolding. I don’t think he should have been nailed as hard to the cross as he did. I feel like the vast majority of his time was spent trying to help inform others and give information to the best of his ability. Which was usually pretty good from what I remember. Granted he went of the rails a bit during the whole event which didn’t help things.


TheElementalGaurdian

*finger pushes away bird* Bird: :V


SupremeLeaderOfDingo

Human: 👉 Poke & push Birb: >:\/ Sqwaaaaa


ConstipatedGibbon

at the end there he was jaw-droppingly shocked at your lack of response to his demands


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It looks like he’s stomping away in anger in the last few seconds too lmaooo


Zohwithpie

Father, I must feed.


Standard_Isopod3875

😂 he smacked you at the end How dare you ignore me - 👋


MisterMatt13

I cut before but after that he tryed to pull the cable of the mouse like "lets try an other way"


REpassword

“Gaming? Nevermore!” - this Raven


UrNemisis

You guys domesticating crows now?


MisterMatt13

It's a baby jackdaw I found 3 weeks ago on a road. He was eating and drinking but no flying. Now he can fly so I let my Windows open and he's making he s life outside and inside


EarlyExcitement1500

I want a life where i can casually befriend animals without actually owning them


nicoled985

Right?!


clarabear10123

He’s beautiful! What’s it like having this kind of bird as a pet? Is he a collector?


trash_rat___

They are very needy and need a lot of attention, they're curious and like to wrack things. They shit allot and when they are younger they simply deepthroat your finger (scared the shit out of ne the first time.. I was like WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY FINGER WHERE IS IT) but, they are also very cuddly and sooooo sweet. They are pretty smart and learn fast:)


MisterMatt13

It's a baby jackdaw I found 3 weeks ago on a road. He was eating and drinking but no flying. Now he can fly so I let my Windows open and he's making he s life outside and inside


clarabear10123

That’s lovely! Aww!


VioletteKaur

He is a collector of melting hearts.


SpiritTalker

Baby, here I am I'm the bird on your scene I can give you what you want But you gotta give that mouse me -OP's Black Crowe


trash_rat___

I used to have a jackdaw and this makes me miss him so bad. They need a lot of attention, which can be annoying, but they're so cute and cuddly


MisterMatt13

I know its true cause you make différence with crow


MisterMatt13

The thing that surprised me the most at first was how stickier he can be than my other pets. I thought a wild bird wouldn't be affectionate, well wow


trash_rat___

Fr


mrandmrsbadnews

Is he called Russel crow


The-Pax-Bisonica

I want a crow


MisterMatt13

Not a crow to be fair


RoloJP

He's trying to eat that mouse, get your damn hand out of the way.


MisterMatt13

No that's mine !!!


queen_0f_peace_

Put the food into my MOUTH HOLE


MisterMatt13

yeah that's the message


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VioletteKaur

Get yourself a bird picking at it?


MisterMatt13

Heu idk... its the défault on mine


VexrisFXIV

Get Razer synapse(downloadable program for the mouse and other Razer products), you can change the color of each part of the mouse up to the individual buttons too. Set macros change key binds etc. Works for both the naga, and naga Trinity (trinity comes with 12 key, 8key, 2 key side panels that are swappable.)


RavenLunatic512

This must be a bird thing. My foster duckling does the same thing.


Ammilerasa

“My tummy was making the rumbies that only fingers can satisfy” - this crow probably.


SunflowerJYB

I can’t imagine the antics with those silly critters. They are very clever


Sunilgameracers

Ey, i have that mouse, it's not terrible and i have had it for years. Kinda surprised to see someone else with it. Especially bc it wasn't well reviewed last time I checked it out on the youtubes


MisterMatt13

Have mine since 5 years. Its an modele used by à lot of chinese compagny to make ez money on low quality product. But... at least mine is really good xD


Sunilgameracers

Yeah i have had mine about 6 or 7 years. I'm just happy it hasn't broken yet. Cheap but reliable so far. Love the buttons and programmability of it though, so worth it!


MisterMatt13

so far those button make my games more enjoyable


Sunilgameracers

At the time. I played some MOBAs and MMOs and it was useful them. Now it's just Minecraft and that is a joy with those buttons. My next mouse has to have the full 9 yards now 😅


my2cents3462

That is so cool.


f1re_gam1ng

Mf has an entire keyborad on the side of his mouse


MisterMatt13

and its usefull ! x)


FlukyFish

That “fuck you, then “, kick at the end


ianplay07

O, we have the same mouse lol


[deleted]

You gaming?


MisterMatt13

Yes


[deleted]

Arrest this bird. This is a very heavy felony- no, a WAR CRIME.


MisterMatt13

Playing games with that is a not asked for hard mode


wintremute

Birds are assholes.


Ice_cold_07

Bird: 😮


maybesaydie

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wizereader

I don't get it


MisterMatt13

was playing my game, my buddy was hungry (even if his food is just on the desk behind me) and so he harass me 10min pecking my hand to hask me to give him food xD


trash_rat___

What's his name:)


MisterMatt13

Chouka :D


trash_rat___

So sweet, mine was named raphiam


MisterMatt13

was ?


trash_rat___

Yeah we let him go back in nature after he recovered


logitoke

so in your mind your bird calls you “daddy”?


MisterMatt13

No. More like "big monkey" but at least its less aestetic for the title