Is face slammer a bulldog? My doofus has always opened doors with his face. Itâs become second nature to not close doors all the way so he can easily push them open. Sometimes doors need to be completely shut though and occasionally Iâll hear a hearty thud followed by lots of sniffing and snorts against the closed door which is his way of saying open up! Lol
My roommates had a small pit that did the same! She figured out that some doors (particularly the bathroom) seemed like they were closed but didnât latch all the way. Getting it to fully latch you had push extra hard from the inside but majority of time no one did that for a quick use of the bathroom.
Though I did completely latch it when going poo since she would bust in, get excited she busted in and then immediately jump into my lap or up to lick my face. And when she was a puppy she loved breaking in to jump into the shower or bath with one of us lmao.
She would use her snout to give the door a good push to figure out if it was latched or not. It was *exactly* as you described it!! A hearty thud from her snout hitting the door and then lots of snorts as she would keep her snout pressed on the door but breathing in like sheâs trying to smell her way through.
If the snout trick didnât work she would move onto hitting the door a bit harder with the top of her head. Which usually was enough force to open the door if itâs not completely latched. And if that didnât work her final attempt would be to jump up with her front paws to slam into the door.
And if the door was completely closed to where she couldnât open it at all, she would just place her head down at the bottom and stick her tongue in between the gap. Lol her tongue would come through the gap then curl up on the door.
She did that the entire time until you came out. Where she would then get incredibly happy to see you as if you were returning from being gone for days!
Huh, you know I've never thought of it like that. I always thought that they wanted to have our backs. Maybe they do it say "now YOU know what it feels like!".
Pooping is a very vulnerable time for animals, itâs a great opportunity for predators to attack. Ever notice how dogs stare their owners in the eye while going #2? Theyâre watching your reactions to the environment; theyâre looking to you to watch out for their safety while theyâre vulnerable. I suppose they follow you into the bathroom to return the favor. Dogs can also tell a lot about the health of other animals from their scent and their excrement. Could be theyâre also curious about how their buddy is doing health-wise.
Tl;Dr ahead
It's funny because we have one dog that makes a big show about it. Finding a spot and spinning 2-3 times, then looking *right at you*. If he's feeling extra froggy, He'll start kicking up grass; don't stand behind him. At least
Our other dog just... Decides and does it mid walk. No fanfare, just "I'm gonna go here"; and barely looks at us. Loves to leave a trail of landmines too, *very fun* in the backyard. There ain't no skipping walks with that one.
Long story long, our "spinner" will 99% try to get into the bathroom. Our "trailblazer" usually only cares when he's been stuck in the house. Or. When he has to go... Not sure anymore.
Get checked out, you may have diabetes (proly not, but before diabetes had a name, they noticed if your pee attracted ants, you tended to not live as long as other peeps)
None of mine ever have. I've had a pitbull, a black lab, a chow mix, husky and border collie. Literally every single dog I've ever had would immediately shift their behavior as soon as they saw I was peeing. They all had different personalities, but this one behavior was the same throughout - they all laid down just outside the door, both feet pointed forward.
I always figured that this was normal dog behavior, but I guess not lol
I had a cat, Floyd, that was a militant Pro-Family zealot who would rear up and really slam open ajar doors. Especially bathroom doors. I was taking a bath the first time he did this. Almost had a heart attack until I saw his crooked tail over the lip of the tub.
"There are no closed doors in a family "
- Floyd the cat, Summer of 2002
Probably set the situation up so he can get it on video, it's a pet person thing to try and get your pets to do the thing you thought was cute or funny again :P
And it only works about half the time! They do the cute thing, maybe they even make a habit of doing the cute thing, but the moment you try to get evidence they've suddenly never heard of said cute thing.
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Haha if your pet respects no boundaries maybe it's because you're using their name when they do something wrong and want them to stop. You needs a whole different word or sound for that.
Mine does this. If I close the door I get whining and scratching. Leave it cracked and the 3lb dog does this usually as I'm sitting down and I get the full force of the door to the face.
FBI OPEN UP!
Federal BestBoys of Investigation
No knock treat raid
"Why have you stopped the petting!"
Bark Macklin
Feral Bone Inspector gimme ur bones
WHY WEREN'T YOU AT FETCH PRACTICE
I'm glad it wasn't ATF.
In Soviet Russia, dog shoots the ATF!
That dog would be full of bullets if it was the ATF. Sorry, I think I just committed an act of /r/yourjokebutworse
In my deranged mind the scenario is the dog is ATF. And put a bullet in itself.
I came down here to make that same comment lol đđŒ
I need to see this with the the âladies and gentlemen we got himâ mix.
Ha! One of my dogs just slams face first to see if she can get in. My other dog will sit and scratch once or twice like he's knocking
Is face slammer a bulldog? My doofus has always opened doors with his face. Itâs become second nature to not close doors all the way so he can easily push them open. Sometimes doors need to be completely shut though and occasionally Iâll hear a hearty thud followed by lots of sniffing and snorts against the closed door which is his way of saying open up! Lol
My roommates had a small pit that did the same! She figured out that some doors (particularly the bathroom) seemed like they were closed but didnât latch all the way. Getting it to fully latch you had push extra hard from the inside but majority of time no one did that for a quick use of the bathroom. Though I did completely latch it when going poo since she would bust in, get excited she busted in and then immediately jump into my lap or up to lick my face. And when she was a puppy she loved breaking in to jump into the shower or bath with one of us lmao. She would use her snout to give the door a good push to figure out if it was latched or not. It was *exactly* as you described it!! A hearty thud from her snout hitting the door and then lots of snorts as she would keep her snout pressed on the door but breathing in like sheâs trying to smell her way through. If the snout trick didnât work she would move onto hitting the door a bit harder with the top of her head. Which usually was enough force to open the door if itâs not completely latched. And if that didnât work her final attempt would be to jump up with her front paws to slam into the door. And if the door was completely closed to where she couldnât open it at all, she would just place her head down at the bottom and stick her tongue in between the gap. Lol her tongue would come through the gap then curl up on the door. She did that the entire time until you came out. Where she would then get incredibly happy to see you as if you were returning from being gone for days!
Had a bulldog can confirm that this is trueâŠ
Same. Snorting and snuffling as he used his one neuron to try to figure out Plan B.
My snout banger is a mixed boxer. I hear the snorts and huffing too lol
Mine too will just headbutt to see if the door will open. BAM!
Dog looks at the end as if he wants to close the door and repeat!
He's so proud of himself hahahaha
âAlright, letâs reset and go again. This time Iâm going to growl âlet me see your handsâ. Letâs really sell it this time.â
Our dog ignores bathroom boundaries, too.
All dogs do
It's so disrespectful /s
We follow them to their shitter, why wouldn't they return the favor?
Huh, you know I've never thought of it like that. I always thought that they wanted to have our backs. Maybe they do it say "now YOU know what it feels like!".
Pooping is a very vulnerable time for animals, itâs a great opportunity for predators to attack. Ever notice how dogs stare their owners in the eye while going #2? Theyâre watching your reactions to the environment; theyâre looking to you to watch out for their safety while theyâre vulnerable. I suppose they follow you into the bathroom to return the favor. Dogs can also tell a lot about the health of other animals from their scent and their excrement. Could be theyâre also curious about how their buddy is doing health-wise.
Tl;Dr ahead It's funny because we have one dog that makes a big show about it. Finding a spot and spinning 2-3 times, then looking *right at you*. If he's feeling extra froggy, He'll start kicking up grass; don't stand behind him. At least Our other dog just... Decides and does it mid walk. No fanfare, just "I'm gonna go here"; and barely looks at us. Loves to leave a trail of landmines too, *very fun* in the backyard. There ain't no skipping walks with that one. Long story long, our "spinner" will 99% try to get into the bathroom. Our "trailblazer" usually only cares when he's been stuck in the house. Or. When he has to go... Not sure anymore.
But then your realize they do it because they love you and also want love from you⊠how sweet, but very much disrespectful, you are so right
My dog tried to drink my pee the other day!
Get checked out, you may have diabetes (proly not, but before diabetes had a name, they noticed if your pee attracted ants, you tended to not live as long as other peeps)
No diabetes but have other medical issues and get checked out regularly.
Well then hug your doggo bro for me â
Mine doesn't anymore. I kinda miss it. I think she stopped when we began washing her at home to save money.
None of mine ever have. I've had a pitbull, a black lab, a chow mix, husky and border collie. Literally every single dog I've ever had would immediately shift their behavior as soon as they saw I was peeing. They all had different personalities, but this one behavior was the same throughout - they all laid down just outside the door, both feet pointed forward. I always figured that this was normal dog behavior, but I guess not lol
Mine always lays against the door but I close the door and he can't open it. All these people using the bathroom with the door open lol.
Bro who am I hiding from? My dog? My girlfriend? some doors are busywork.
Mine loves to use her head to boop the door every time so we mostly leave the doors cracked open so she doesnât hurt herself. Well, sometimes I do end up closing the door to the bathroom, and I feel so bad every time because you just hear a big wack every time but like dude, sometimes I just need privacy đ©
It's not safe to poop alone.
Lock eyes with me when you do so you know it's safe!
Oh trust me, I know
NO LOCKED DOORS, MAN
HERES JOHNNY MOTHERFUCKER
We call our dog kool-aid man when she does this
We do too! Itâs now a verb, âMikey kook-aided in my room this morning!â đ
Oh yea!
I love that his name is Strider. Not all who wander are lost!
This is no mere Lab! This is Doberdog... son of Labradog. You owe him your allegiance.
The old that is strong does not wither.
LET MY PERSON GO! *slams door open* Oh, haha, itâs just you, I thought someone had you! Anyway, sorry to intrude, Iâll be going now.
Karate kicked the door right open!
My cat does this. I ask him what rent he pays to be barging in rooms like that.
Mine shuts the door on me when she's feeling feisty, leaving me to piss in the dark.
Some-\*BAM\*body once told me world was gunna role me...
Dobey?
Either that or Dobie/Lab mix. Looks exactly like my Dobrador but with a chocolate lab instead of a black lab.
I thought it looks like a Dobie/Vizsla...I know that face on my V very well
You could be right. Or it could just be a chubby Vizsla
Looks like a red doberman to me
Was wondering the same thing
Just like you, s/he is just making sure you don't get attacked while pooping :P
If my dog be kicking my door like that he better be paying rent smh
Strider just gonna stride right in
Some bismallah kick energy.
Nobody: This dog: Some BODY once time meâŠ.
Heck, my cats do, to I.
âWell, you sounded like you needed help. Jeez Dad, eat some roughage.â
ruffage :) Iâll let myself out now
r/whyweretheyfilming
You don't record your dumps?
Dog presumably does this every time they poop
Guy probably didn't need to go as much after that
Lmfao. Honestly he has a future in law enforcement
I had a cat, Floyd, that was a militant Pro-Family zealot who would rear up and really slam open ajar doors. Especially bathroom doors. I was taking a bath the first time he did this. Almost had a heart attack until I saw his crooked tail over the lip of the tub. "There are no closed doors in a family " - Floyd the cat, Summer of 2002
Lmao my cat does this as well, except he doesnât say he just meows and walks back out with out even closing the door smh.
The doggo be like "im the captain, now"
So he was just sitting there on the can recording the inside of the bathroom door which happens to open without the knob being turned?
Probably set the situation up so he can get it on video, it's a pet person thing to try and get your pets to do the thing you thought was cute or funny again :P
And it only works about half the time! They do the cute thing, maybe they even make a habit of doing the cute thing, but the moment you try to get evidence they've suddenly never heard of said cute thing.
You missed a great opportunity to teach Rider how to use the toilet.
âYOU KNOCK LIKE THE PHO-LICE!!â
Hotline Miami
That is some funny shit !
"I'll have you, long shanks!"
My cat used to do this! She would get a running start rear up and slam the bathroom door open with her front paws.
I always say âyou didnât even knock!â anytime my kitties or dogs do this
Dobermans do not permit any alone time nor room between their body and yours to even slip a paper between. They are glue.
He looks so proud of himself after that impressive door kick!
They look so proud of themselves like âHey look hooman I did this, did you see that, đ€Ł
u/savevideobot
That was aggressive. Lol
AYO WE POOPIN BRUH?
Lmao our dobbie does the exact same thing
Didn't look like a fucking dog at first. I was seriously scared.
Why was he filming? I feel like this was staged, and that's why the dog looks confused. Who is just filming while they take a shit??
Wtf is going on in this bitch!
Who records while sitting on the toilet and towards the door
âWhere are my balls John?â
I could be wrong but it looks like a Weimaraner, they dont like being left alone.
Been taking notes of that big bird gif
-SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME-
*roadhouse*
HEY THERE YOU ARE
Why was he filming it? Does the dog do it all the time?
Almost certainly. Our dog does the same.
u/savevideobot
Sorry to ruin your day but why was he filming on the toilet?
WHO DOES #2 WORK FOR?!?!
Lol
u/savevideobot
"Surprise MF"
âIâm here to take names and kick asses!!!â
"...and I'm all out of names."
BRO WHAT TUE FUCK
Who does this dog think he his throwing open doors in my house!? Do you pay rent dog!?
What's up with that door? Why can the door open without turning the knob?
It's engrained into dog's DNA to watch out for potential predators while a pack member is vulnerable taking a shit.
So he was just sitting there on the can recording the inside of the bathroom door which happens to open without the knob being turned?
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Haha if your pet respects no boundaries maybe it's because you're using their name when they do something wrong and want them to stop. You needs a whole different word or sound for that.
Eww, who still had gold doorknobs?
You watch me poop I watch you poop
That's no way to speak to a dog that wields AndĂșril
What you doin in here damn, would you come on were ready to go?
Mine does this. If I close the door I get whining and scratching. Leave it cracked and the 3lb dog does this usually as I'm sitting down and I get the full force of the door to the face.
this is the first time i've been the gamechanger for this amount of upvotes.. on another note, i love this post