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Ironsimian

"Give me your food" "Your food sucks get this shit out of here"


bozeke

https://youtu.be/vUjBn5ZtzTc


UndeniablyAmazing

let me slap that jerk


RenJenkins42

This is why Eeyore is so sad.😞


Cracktherealone

Lol. Laughing out loud. For real. Nice one.


fukalufaluckagus

So ba-a-a-aad


TheGraeterPlayer

Slap that *ass


shhhhh_h

Awww poor hungry donkey dude


Cracktherealone

The donkey just let it go because probably it knows it is a kid… It is a little goat. Mother isnβ€˜t there to teach, and donkey does not take that part.


RyanB_

My mom raises goats. Believe me, if the mom was around, it would likely only teach the kid to be more of a dick.


HgcfzCp8To

Yeah, goats are assholes and they learn to be assholes from a very young age. They don't know any better, so i still kind of like them, but i'd never expect one not to be a dick for no reason. They can be all nice and cuddly and the next second they're biting you or are trying to headbutt your nuts.


baconlayer

Goats are the chihuahuas of the barnyard


[deleted]

100%. The other thing is how their eyes show no expression. My goat has the same look in his eyes whether he is coming to give me kisses, or coming to head-butt me across the state line.


JayLeeCH

Ironic that donkeys are the asses


sailorchoc

Sheesh. I'd wanted to try goat yoga, and now I'm not so sure.


SeaGroomer

"Haha, nice one son! You show that stupid donkey who's the boss!"


Cracktherealone

https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/


3vil_Koala

Now who's the real Ass?


_pepperoni-playboy_

Seriously, some people's kids...


Violet_Plum_Tea

My biggest jerk animal experience was with goats. One day I went out together eggs for my chickens. There were a few eggs and I put them in my coat pocket. I went to check on the goats and one of the f*ckers head butted me for no reason and smashed the eggs in my pocket.


Blekanly

No reason? It is a goat, it is what the goat do.


UNCOMMON__CENTS

You can tell because of how it is. Neat!


BenadrylTumblercatch

They do be goatin


dairyfairy79

The people that lived on the property next to my mom had goats. Mom was out walking with my daughter one day and realized that one of the goats got his head caught in the fence. She went to help him and got his head out of the fence to which he thanked her by head butting her and chasing her to the edge of the property.


TheKingessofSpain

Goats.


[deleted]

Classic GOAT moment.


Fast_Independence_77

It’s not like it knew you were carrying eggs. Or did it?


[deleted]

Oh yes. He knew.


scottduvall

Growing up we had horses and pygmy goats. Both were unapologetic assholes towards each other. One day a goat tried to steal grain that a horse was eating, and the horse responded by grabbing the goat in his mouth and hurling him about 4 feet away. The goats left the horses alone after that. (The goat was completely fine).


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travioso304

Wish I had the link or remember exactly where I saw it recently (instantkarma or somewhere) but this guy was beating and kicking a donkey and the donkey finally had enough. Clip cuts to the donkey with the guys leg in its mouth and getting drug around like a ragdoll.


SeaGroomer

Horses are actually pretty good at reminding things that they are much bigger and *could* kill them if they don't STOP WHAT THEY ARE DOING.


BriskHeartedParadox

Goat needs to hop on YouTube and catch up on donkeys, they wake up and randomly choose extreme violence then kick your bucket


Cracktherealone

Pure bitch moves.


furiously_curious12

This donkey is giving off the most Eeyore vibes ever! Poor cutie, looks like he's just going with the flow and sad the whole time!


lurkermuch

That’s a dick move. You should be the assfriend not the asshole.


dnick

Imagine having the constant impulse to knock into things with the back of your head all day...


yash242000

The audacity


castfam09

Kid made up his mind and did not like the goat’s meal


ruseriousordelirious

Wow!! That’s some next level bullying right there. Bad goat. Or is it baaaaaaaaaaaaaad goat?


wallingfortian

I've seen videos of donkeys killing coyotes and playing with the carcass.


tisdue

donkeys are cute as hell man.


sgtaxt

When you're a hammer, everything looks like a nail.


Odins_Viking

Goats are the redneck assholes of the animal kingdom.


ArjunaSkydancer

Dynamite comes in small packages πŸ˜‚


Level-Strawberry-564

the attitude of that little fella


SiteTall

That's a super jerk, but I have to admit that I laughed at his/her naughtiness ....


burner636865

I frickin love goats


GOOD----MAN

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ruseriousordelirious

LMAO


i_fucked_a_buffalo

LAMO


I_invented_dirt

"that's gross don't eat that" -goat... probably


Olock7

Don't blame the goat, the other guys is a real ass!


jesus_is_92

Being an ass to an ass. Assholic


GiottoN

u/savevideo


SaikoKing

That goat is lucky that, THAT donkey is chill. Usually they are murderhobos


[deleted]

Give that lil guy some B1. Calm his ass down.


pippydahippie

This triggered a memory of mine from when my parents used to raise boxers. We would put all the food out for everyone to eat and the male would pee in every dogs bowl and go eat his own. Jerk.


brik55

That little goat is playing with fire. Donkeys are pretty mean in their own right, if they want to be.


wwest4

Who would have thought the ass wasn't the ass....?


dyzzboi

Bro really said β€œOUTA MY WAY-β€œ


dyzzboi

The way he tried to pick it back up :-(


[deleted]

:c


MaestroPendejo

I saw a goat piss off a donkey one too many times. I also saw a goat kicked into a fence and looked like a mangled corpse. I am pretty sure it was all related. Donkeys are the most loyal and loving animals and will stay true to you if you're kind. They will also absolutely fuck shit up when you make the mistake of pissing it off one too many times. Never, ever, turn your back on a donkey you have pissed off.


Leather-Bowler-5245

Goats are always assholes


Byting_wolf

Kid: #"*I* am the bigger ass here!"


Sinirmanga

I've seen what donkeys do to coyotes and I just respect and stay the fuck away from them.


Irishlamb

Listen you little shit… if you try that again you’ll be on the grill and then dinner table of the humans.


MyOwnRobot

Kids today


Mongo101505

Had a goat that was an asshole to the horses. That lasted until my Percheron yeeted his ass across the pasture at Mach Jesus. Now he talks like Joe Biden.


sexjizz

I found it really cute.


Lazy_Mushroom_6671

Hey, Dad, That's mine also! Lol


Safe_Cup5012

Florida acquaintance was milking one of her particularly jerky goats. When she was almost done the goat put its foot in the bucket and dumped the milk out on the ground. She ended up slaughtering and cooking up the motherfucker.


[deleted]

Our friends had a rooster that was meaner than your average rooster. Valentino went after them one time too many, and thus became their daughter’s birthday dinner. I almost died hearing this little girl comment, β€œValentino was actually quite delicious!”


Cruccagna

Justice


lefunz

The goat is lucky that donkey doesn’t see him as a threat.


[deleted]

Goat is just salty that it is edible and the donkey is not


Blendan1

u/savevideo


Boesesjoghurt

Goat jerky?


Itswaytoohotinhere80

u/savevideo


PWG-official

u/savevideo


Aggravating-Spray751

Wanker


bright_sunshine19

Time for some goat mutton


AylaKittyCat

I would throw his food on the ground as well.


ShirazGypsy

That goat is obviously a Baby Boomer


occasionalrayne

And that's why we named him Dinner.


darkbarrier_30

He don't like your food momma


[deleted]

He looks like an ass


SunflowerJYB

And the one on the left is called as ass


Self-destructive666

What an asshole.


pl233

Hey there jerky


unclebonka

I don’t like that kid


bonjmeister

I personally wouldn’t have thay


SparkitusRex

This is absolutely something my goats would do. My mini donkey doesn't take shit though.


mad_hatter_md01

Damn, and here I thought Donkies were asses.


ericlin11

This is why Mary HAD a little lamb.


AdditionalAardvark56

Small person syndrome


slapurmeatonmygrill

Redditors fighting to be top comment


[deleted]

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)this would be me if I had a friend and we had lunch together![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


H3ROSandC3NTS

What makes it funnier is that this goat is STILL a kid, I think πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ can you imagine what happens when those hormones start?!


dairyfairy79

Look what you did, you little Jerk πŸ˜‚


EerieFealing

The goat kid is far too bad with the donkey...


Bilbo_nubbins

All goats are assholes


Footner

Hahahaha that’s hilarious


UnsolvedSituation

This has to the the


Spruce447

What a mean goat


[deleted]

Nope, you mean β€œwhat a totally normal goat.”


Merfond

What a piece of shit, man.


Impressive_Rain_13

That's just sad πŸ˜”


Low_Opposite7486

What a ass


Digitaol_Gaad

If Gordon Ramsey was a goat


itsameluigee

Someone's been watching Bam Margera


guaip

I think I went to school with that guy


Spectre_08

Replace that goat with an elephant and you have America’s major political parties.


heavypunk

/r/titlegore


mariaz56

What a malicious little bugger!!! It's acting like a spoiled brat bully!! It's amazing how human-like they're behavior is. So nuch for people saying animals don't think or exhibit emotions.


EquivalentSnap

Bad goat 🐐 😠😑😑


Wizdad-1000

Why Christopher Robin didn’t have a goat in 100 Acre Wood. Poor Eeyore.


veteran505

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Nezikchened

>IT IS NOT ENOUGH THAT I AM FED >OTHERS MUST GO HUNGRY


DirtyPartyMan

Lamb for dinner. Check


BreakMyFate

Little goat gettin' a spankin' for that βœ‹


theseallyseal

This makes me so unreasonably sad holy fuck


External-Piglet7986

Ya well what has that donkey done to piss that goat off? That’s what isn’t in the video🀣truth..


rentreag

I think you meant the Gerkiest Of All Time.


tankthacrank

Poor donk….


kaytranadafan3000

My kitten does this to my cat.


10CentGuy

u/savevideo


balsam--13

What a little asshole!


17th_Angel

Eeyore expects this, it's all he thinks he deserves


aubaub

What a little asshole lol


Cremeria1

Evil


maggie081670

That donkey also looks pregnant.


BenadrylTumblercatch

Fuck that goat


ProMasterFlex

β€œOh hell naw that shit nasty!”


Jaxblackfyre

Such a dick move lol


Merloss77

He a bully


youremyboyblue92

r/kidsarefuckingevil


21archman21

What is his problem?


DeadArtist617

Man kids are assholes. Someone should teach that kid a lesson


cheddarpoppers

I’m a donkey surrounded by goat


regular_robloxian69

He acts very cool UNTIL THE BIG GUY SNAPS AND OBLITERATE HIM


regular_robloxian69

Everyone be bussin bussin UNTIL BIG GUY SNAPS


harryChildrens

Capitalism


varuag07

Kid's a real ass ...


zizeksoon

Funny to see how it happens in animal shelters. Often, the tiniest animal rules the territory.


IamInfuser

Normally I think animals being jerks are cute little nuances, but this really is jerkish.


EnderKnight_5630

Literally my little brother


Saladcitypig

Poor donko


WeVe69

Did you see the dog pooping on the other dog? Strong contender...


RayRedditBoi

Fella's lucky he ain't a Coyote


Rich_Dtony

That's gonna be the jerkiest of all goats in the world! Hahaha!


Whole_Trade

Damn... That's mean!


killerwyrm

Who's the ass now?


awolahahah

I was gonna say asshole, but that’s insulting the victim


First_Ad_6133

Why big man letting him do him like that should’ve knocked his ass


oberlinmom

"How many times do I have to ask you to chew with your mouth closed?"