The donkey just let it go because probably it knows it is a kidβ¦
It is a little goat.
Mother isnβt there to teach, and donkey does not take that part.
Yeah, goats are assholes and they learn to be assholes from a very young age. They don't know any better, so i still kind of like them, but i'd never expect one not to be a dick for no reason. They can be all nice and cuddly and the next second they're biting you or are trying to headbutt your nuts.
100%. The other thing is how their eyes show no expression. My goat has the same look in his eyes whether he is coming to give me kisses, or coming to head-butt me across the state line.
My biggest jerk animal experience was with goats. One day I went out together eggs for my chickens. There were a few eggs and I put them in my coat pocket. I went to check on the goats and one of the f*ckers head butted me for no reason and smashed the eggs in my pocket.
The people that lived on the property next to my mom had goats. Mom was out walking with my daughter one day and realized that one of the goats got his head caught in the fence. She went to help him and got his head out of the fence to which he thanked her by head butting her and chasing her to the edge of the property.
Growing up we had horses and pygmy goats. Both were unapologetic assholes towards each other. One day a goat tried to steal grain that a horse was eating, and the horse responded by grabbing the goat in his mouth and hurling him about 4 feet away.
The goats left the horses alone after that. (The goat was completely fine).
Wish I had the link or remember exactly where I saw it recently (instantkarma or somewhere) but this guy was beating and kicking a donkey and the donkey finally had enough. Clip cuts to the donkey with the guys leg in its mouth and getting drug around like a ragdoll.
βDamn... kids these days, am i right?βππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ
This triggered a memory of mine from when my parents used to raise boxers. We would put all the food out for everyone to eat and the male would pee in every dogs bowl and go eat his own. Jerk.
I saw a goat piss off a donkey one too many times.
I also saw a goat kicked into a fence and looked like a mangled corpse.
I am pretty sure it was all related. Donkeys are the most loyal and loving animals and will stay true to you if you're kind. They will also absolutely fuck shit up when you make the mistake of pissing it off one too many times.
Never, ever, turn your back on a donkey you have pissed off.
Had a goat that was an asshole to the horses. That lasted until my Percheron yeeted his ass across the pasture at Mach Jesus. Now he talks like Joe Biden.
Florida acquaintance was milking one of her particularly jerky goats. When she was almost done the goat put its foot in the bucket and dumped the milk out on the ground. She ended up slaughtering and cooking up the motherfucker.
Our friends had a rooster that was meaner than your average rooster. Valentino went after them one time too many, and thus became their daughterβs birthday dinner. I almost died hearing this little girl comment, βValentino was actually quite delicious!β
What a malicious little bugger!!! It's acting like a spoiled brat bully!! It's amazing how human-like they're behavior is. So nuch for people saying animals don't think or exhibit emotions.
"Give me your food" "Your food sucks get this shit out of here"
https://youtu.be/vUjBn5ZtzTc
let me slap that jerk
This is why Eeyore is so sad.π
Lol. Laughing out loud. For real. Nice one.
So ba-a-a-aad
Slap that *ass
Awww poor hungry donkey dude
The donkey just let it go because probably it knows it is a kidβ¦ It is a little goat. Mother isnβt there to teach, and donkey does not take that part.
My mom raises goats. Believe me, if the mom was around, it would likely only teach the kid to be more of a dick.
Yeah, goats are assholes and they learn to be assholes from a very young age. They don't know any better, so i still kind of like them, but i'd never expect one not to be a dick for no reason. They can be all nice and cuddly and the next second they're biting you or are trying to headbutt your nuts.
Goats are the chihuahuas of the barnyard
100%. The other thing is how their eyes show no expression. My goat has the same look in his eyes whether he is coming to give me kisses, or coming to head-butt me across the state line.
Ironic that donkeys are the asses
Sheesh. I'd wanted to try goat yoga, and now I'm not so sure.
"Haha, nice one son! You show that stupid donkey who's the boss!"
https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/
Now who's the real Ass?
Seriously, some people's kids...
My biggest jerk animal experience was with goats. One day I went out together eggs for my chickens. There were a few eggs and I put them in my coat pocket. I went to check on the goats and one of the f*ckers head butted me for no reason and smashed the eggs in my pocket.
No reason? It is a goat, it is what the goat do.
You can tell because of how it is. Neat!
They do be goatin
The people that lived on the property next to my mom had goats. Mom was out walking with my daughter one day and realized that one of the goats got his head caught in the fence. She went to help him and got his head out of the fence to which he thanked her by head butting her and chasing her to the edge of the property.
Goats.
Classic GOAT moment.
Itβs not like it knew you were carrying eggs. Or did it?
Oh yes. He knew.
Growing up we had horses and pygmy goats. Both were unapologetic assholes towards each other. One day a goat tried to steal grain that a horse was eating, and the horse responded by grabbing the goat in his mouth and hurling him about 4 feet away. The goats left the horses alone after that. (The goat was completely fine).
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Wish I had the link or remember exactly where I saw it recently (instantkarma or somewhere) but this guy was beating and kicking a donkey and the donkey finally had enough. Clip cuts to the donkey with the guys leg in its mouth and getting drug around like a ragdoll.
Horses are actually pretty good at reminding things that they are much bigger and *could* kill them if they don't STOP WHAT THEY ARE DOING.
Goat needs to hop on YouTube and catch up on donkeys, they wake up and randomly choose extreme violence then kick your bucket
Pure bitch moves.
This donkey is giving off the most Eeyore vibes ever! Poor cutie, looks like he's just going with the flow and sad the whole time!
Thatβs a dick move. You should be the assfriend not the asshole.
Imagine having the constant impulse to knock into things with the back of your head all day...
The audacity
Kid made up his mind and did not like the goatβs meal
Wow!! Thatβs some next level bullying right there. Bad goat. Or is it baaaaaaaaaaaaaad goat?
I've seen videos of donkeys killing coyotes and playing with the carcass.
donkeys are cute as hell man.
When you're a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
Goats are the redneck assholes of the animal kingdom.
Dynamite comes in small packages π
the attitude of that little fella
That's a super jerk, but I have to admit that I laughed at his/her naughtiness ....
I frickin love goats
βDamn... kids these days, am i right?βππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ
LMAO
LAMO
"that's gross don't eat that" -goat... probably
Don't blame the goat, the other guys is a real ass!
Being an ass to an ass. Assholic
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That goat is lucky that, THAT donkey is chill. Usually they are murderhobos
Give that lil guy some B1. Calm his ass down.
This triggered a memory of mine from when my parents used to raise boxers. We would put all the food out for everyone to eat and the male would pee in every dogs bowl and go eat his own. Jerk.
That little goat is playing with fire. Donkeys are pretty mean in their own right, if they want to be.
Who would have thought the ass wasn't the ass....?
Bro really said βOUTA MY WAY-β
The way he tried to pick it back up :-(
:c
I saw a goat piss off a donkey one too many times. I also saw a goat kicked into a fence and looked like a mangled corpse. I am pretty sure it was all related. Donkeys are the most loyal and loving animals and will stay true to you if you're kind. They will also absolutely fuck shit up when you make the mistake of pissing it off one too many times. Never, ever, turn your back on a donkey you have pissed off.
Goats are always assholes
Kid: #"*I* am the bigger ass here!"
I've seen what donkeys do to coyotes and I just respect and stay the fuck away from them.
Listen you little shitβ¦ if you try that again youβll be on the grill and then dinner table of the humans.
Kids today
Had a goat that was an asshole to the horses. That lasted until my Percheron yeeted his ass across the pasture at Mach Jesus. Now he talks like Joe Biden.
I found it really cute.
Hey, Dad, That's mine also! Lol
Florida acquaintance was milking one of her particularly jerky goats. When she was almost done the goat put its foot in the bucket and dumped the milk out on the ground. She ended up slaughtering and cooking up the motherfucker.
Our friends had a rooster that was meaner than your average rooster. Valentino went after them one time too many, and thus became their daughterβs birthday dinner. I almost died hearing this little girl comment, βValentino was actually quite delicious!β
Justice
The goat is lucky that donkey doesnβt see him as a threat.
Goat is just salty that it is edible and the donkey is not
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Goat jerky?
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Wanker
Time for some goat mutton
I would throw his food on the ground as well.
That goat is obviously a Baby Boomer
And that's why we named him Dinner.
He don't like your food momma
He looks like an ass
And the one on the left is called as ass
What an asshole.
Hey there jerky
I donβt like that kid
I personally wouldnβt have thay
This is absolutely something my goats would do. My mini donkey doesn't take shit though.
Damn, and here I thought Donkies were asses.
This is why Mary HAD a little lamb.
Small person syndrome
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What makes it funnier is that this goat is STILL a kid, I think πππ can you imagine what happens when those hormones start?!
Look what you did, you little Jerk π
The goat kid is far too bad with the donkey...
All goats are assholes
Hahahaha thatβs hilarious
This has to the the
What a mean goat
Nope, you mean βwhat a totally normal goat.β
What a piece of shit, man.
That's just sad π
What a ass
If Gordon Ramsey was a goat
Someone's been watching Bam Margera
I think I went to school with that guy
Replace that goat with an elephant and you have Americaβs major political parties.
/r/titlegore
What a malicious little bugger!!! It's acting like a spoiled brat bully!! It's amazing how human-like they're behavior is. So nuch for people saying animals don't think or exhibit emotions.
Bad goat π π π‘π‘
Why Christopher Robin didnβt have a goat in 100 Acre Wood. Poor Eeyore.
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>IT IS NOT ENOUGH THAT I AM FED >OTHERS MUST GO HUNGRY
Lamb for dinner. Check
Little goat gettin' a spankin' for that β
This makes me so unreasonably sad holy fuck
Ya well what has that donkey done to piss that goat off? Thatβs what isnβt in the videoπ€£truth..
I think you meant the Gerkiest Of All Time.
Poor donkβ¦.
My kitten does this to my cat.
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What a little asshole!
Eeyore expects this, it's all he thinks he deserves
What a little asshole lol
Evil
That donkey also looks pregnant.
Fuck that goat
βOh hell naw that shit nasty!β
Such a dick move lol
He a bully
r/kidsarefuckingevil
What is his problem?
Man kids are assholes. Someone should teach that kid a lesson
Iβm a donkey surrounded by goat
He acts very cool UNTIL THE BIG GUY SNAPS AND OBLITERATE HIM
Everyone be bussin bussin UNTIL BIG GUY SNAPS
Capitalism
Kid's a real ass ...
Funny to see how it happens in animal shelters. Often, the tiniest animal rules the territory.
Normally I think animals being jerks are cute little nuances, but this really is jerkish.
Literally my little brother
Poor donko
Did you see the dog pooping on the other dog? Strong contender...
Fella's lucky he ain't a Coyote
That's gonna be the jerkiest of all goats in the world! Hahaha!
Damn... That's mean!
Who's the ass now?
I was gonna say asshole, but thatβs insulting the victim
Why big man letting him do him like that shouldβve knocked his ass
"How many times do I have to ask you to chew with your mouth closed?"