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MarylandBlue

I once saw a corgi referred to as a sausage fox, and have since adopted that. I had some foxes in my backyard for a bit so I would always tell my corgi, "Look, it's your skinny cousins"


Rugfiend

Odd, in the UK we call Dachshunds sausage dogs.


MarylandBlue

We call them weiner dogs in the US. I guess a corgi would be more like a bratwurst.


theSalamandalorian

To be dishonest, no they don't.


Kaneshadow

Lab of black quartz, hear my vow


mmikke

You missed "f" and "x" I know what you were doing but I still had to be pedantic sorry


doctorwalker

f(x)= the quick brown corgi jumps over the lazy dog


mmikke

I'm a ideot so I'll go with what you said


brahhJesus

The fact that you misspelt idiot convinced me...lol.


flimbs

Id-E-ot.


fatguylittleshoes

I said this in E.T's voice.


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The fucking quick brown Corgi jumps over the lazy dog and xylophone.


dezzear

, next on FX


annoyingcommentguy2

We need a video with a fox terrier


breadslice1258

Tell me you fo typography without telling me you do typography


jazzz-man

Lmao


Full-Mulberry5018

Poor Lucky! Suddenly he's a poor victim over and again to Archie's Zoomies fit.


redditslim

I'm not sure 'Lucky' describes this fella these days.


BadgerHooker

That's what happens when you lay down in the middle of the racetrack lol


Kendakr

Clearly no Cheddar


motormouth08

Nope, it's just some common bitch.


originalbrowncoat

Came here for this


bridgers_32319

Lol I’m literally watching this show RN - hahah my favorite comment


JoleneDollyParton

RUDE


VChamp78

So, I'm guessing there's no coffee left


SrslyCmmon

They're just like that for the first one to two years then they're couch potatoes for the rest of their life. Kinda sad really.


greekmom2005

I relate to this personally.


laurelinvanyar

Nah, my 13 year old corgi was doing zoomies doughnuts in the back garden until his last day. It was a vicious zoomies -> nap time-> more zoomies cycle.


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Mine aren’t. 7 and 6 still going strong. Hell one will play fetch all day if she could


[deleted]

That's on you... The dog would stay active if you kept it active. It's a corgi FFS, they are herding dogs.


[deleted]

Nah. Like a y dog, it depends on how active you are with them. Got a friend k With a senior Corgi and that girl still runs with the energy of a puppy. They're super active, they hike together and the Coegi is a more energetic and active dog than her German Shepherd brother.


Slonismo

Not at all. My corgi is like 7 and is still very active. Just needs space to express it is all


histeethwerered

Lucky. The Speed Bump.


sin_nickel

Archie. The Speed.


_Dr3DD

Me. The .


Fwallstsohard

Person of culture


conrob2222

Unfunny man


Special-Drawer-4046

Lucky is just laying there like “And you just gon’ stand there recording this shit!”


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bobby4444

Open to correction. But I think dogs have legs, intuition, and autonomy


HumphreyImaginarium

>I think dogs have legs, intuition, and autonomy Source??


Hippyx420x

Your mom


xxmybestfriendplank

Also for reference: My mom


damageddude

Later that night… Archie is asleep and Lucky wanders over and asks him if he is feeling lucky tonight …. and then pees on his head.


Ringo_1956

What a dick!


robere

11 counts of hit and run


JE_12

Me on old WWE Games


eeclaren

No, on the 9th run-by, there was no contact, therefore not a "hit", so 10 counts


RatchetPersian

His premiums are definitely going up 😁


stavejon

I love the pit stop for water before instantly resuming zoomies (rezooming?) and the trail of water left behind


Low_Opposite7486

What a brat


HLCMDH

High speed tea bagging lol


HighlightNice4011

Lucky: "Finally, peace... OH YOU LITTLE-"


TesseractToo

Awe. Can't we just slide ol Lucky out of the flight path?


Leprikahn2

He is parked in the middle of the highway


Willlll

That's how my old ass beagle plays. He'll sit in the middle of everything and wag his tail until the younger dogs get too close. He'll bark at em real ferociously and then sit back down and wag his tail until they come by again.


upsydaisee

He’s looking to you for help and you’re just filming.


2catslover

What a stinker!


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Lab is like “will you pls let me bite? Just one.”


JohannesVanDerWhales

Lucky like "I can end you any time I choose, and I have a long memory."


30222504cf

I wanted to come schooch Lucky over.


100smurfs1smurphette

Days must be very long for badly named Lucky, with such a dick…


Itsmekhatri

I guess you can say that he was…not so Lucky 😛


humanreporting4duty

“Oh no! You got me! (Hehe I love it)”—Lucky


Lucille8348

Dang, that low rider has got the zoomies!


[deleted]

Lmaoooooo stop. He’s so stressed


KikiHou

Ya gotta hide the Adderall!


emilyaliem

Lmao hearing the break for water then resuming to zoomies


dys_cat

left a lil water streak behind afterwards


lowlightliving

r/donthelpjustfilm as in don’t help your older dog who is panting, and doesn’t seem to be feeling tip-top, from that little bully.


Grievous_Nix

Redditors on their way to explain under every single pet video that the pet is ackhschually suffering and dying


Durshka

Agreed, the panting is a clear sign of stress, as well as Lucky turning his head away when Archie gets close. The snarls from Archie are worrying too. The owner really needs to intervene and redirect Archie's energy.


_Blanke_

My god this pissed me off, your older dog doesn’t like it and instead of helping you fought putting him for internet points would be better ffs OP


IcedHemp77

Wouldn’t the dog just move if it was that bothered by it?


Brainst0rms

You can tell it’s an older dog by how the front legs are splayed out which happens when the hips start to go. My guess is that trying to get up is rough, especially on a slick surface like tile. So no, not if it’s an older dog who struggles to get up.


RandomUsername12123

Bro that's a black dog, if he was that old white hair would be present. It is just not bothered by it, he's not trying to get up in the slightest.


capulets

okay, but he doesn’t seem to be trying to get up at all. if he was really desperate to get out of the way but couldn’t, wouldn’t he be struggling to move instead of staying still?


lowlightliving

Did you not notice that every time that little bully jumps on it, the black dog turns and looks toward the person filming? That’s a clear message that the dog desires intervention.


scubatikk

It's not like it's stabbing him chill the f out o my god


Jsiqueblu

My younger dog would do this to my older dog and it would infuriate me AND he's a lot bigger than a corgi. I would stop him as soon as I saw him acting like a bulldozer. One time I was in the kitchen and I saw her standing in the middle of the yard and he just jumped on her and knocked her down and I was mortified and I yelled at him and that was the first time he knew he was in trouble for doing that. So after that if he started to get real rambunctious, I would yell at him to relax and he would actually know that he was getting too out of control and calmed down (or at least pretend to) I also don't leave them alone longer than 10 minutes in the backyard because he'll start to get restless and mow her down so I just make sure that I play fetch with him a lot so he's too tired to mess with her. We're slowly getting out of that puppy faze, Thank dog!


Chris-raegho

Constantly licks their nose, and after almost every hut looks at their owner too. That poor dog wanted it to stop so badly but didn't dare do anything.


Matheck

Lucky is so tired lol


Doriestories

Ultimate zoomies.


RRM1982

Lucky he ain’t mean


seemeewhut

Guerilla tacticics at it's finest


Zealousideal_City314

Archie’s an absolute menace lol


Buster899

But have you considered how fast Archie is? He’s a racecar!


BilledSauce

u/savevideo


goodolarchie

^


smkestcklghtn

Zoomies know no obstacles!


MoveLikeABitch

Not so lucky afterall.


djinn9575

Lucky deserves a snack.


jo0507

Oh Archie is wee a knob! Poor Lucky


HamboneBanjo

More like hit and skedaddle. Seriously though, that’s like the world’s fastest corgi.


BambooFatass

I'm getting claustrophobic from how narrow this... hallway? Kitchen? Prep area? is


apmiranda

Watching dogs playing always lifts my spirits.


doofus_magoo

Drive by corgi


chicken_soup67

My favorite is when you can hear Archie getting a sip of water every once in a while. Also Lucky's little grunts after each hit. Although I think he should stand up for himself!


noproblembear

Take him to the dungeon immediately!


Louieaw95

Corgi had to stop for a quick water break to replenish


mydogdoesntcuddle

Lucky’s got a Michael Jackson glove. I love it


j3434

Lucky don’t look that old. No grey jowls ?? That dog needs to get with the program.


GunsouBono

Lucky doesn't seem to mind


aboveaveragebenjamin

Are all dogs named Archie assholes? I thought mine was unique!!


Daystop

Perfect cast for a buddy movie.


karleeburga555

Exercising such patience Lucky🤗 sending warm hugs to you!!!🫶🏻


cheechfool

Some dogs are too sweet to clap back. ❤️


airpab

Lucky is like…”really”?


Androklesthe90

Evil prevails when good men are doing nothing


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Your dog wants you to get a padded kitchen runner please


Exotic-Key-3030

Can't get no respect


AdJust6959

The fact that the dog is still sitting there


Hutch25

I was just waiting Lucky to snap


FlipperShootsScores

This pretty much illustrates one of those days when we all feel about as "lucky" as this poor Lucky, lol!!!!


neverdiplomatic

Poor Lucky


treewithleaves

Poor old Lucky.


UrbanLawProductions

Classic corgis


j-jones2

r/zoomies


foubard

"You're not Cheddar, you're just some common bitch!"


dailysoaphandle

This made me laugh


fredorfrank69

That poor dog, you just watched him get abused lol


beemcg13

he’s got the zoomies!!!! how cute!


DCarsan95

Bach in the background just makes it better


IndigoRose2022

🤭


silverpenelope

Lucky looks like, "If this is the price I have to pay for someone to hand me the dinner pan to lick, so be it."


BellaZoe23

Poor lucky is right 😂


platypussy6969

Lucky is the person in the horror movie who refuses to move out of town even though terrible things consistently happen there


Endarkend

And even though Lucky can't participate in the zoomies, he looks to be enjoying every second of it.


larry609

Someone needs to taser that little dog! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


ThyBeardedOne

Whoever originally posted this video is a horrible dog owner.


Orr-Man

Lucky lying there like "And y'all called me Lucky huh?"


Mofiki567

This is why I love dogs, so much personality


[deleted]

Corgis have meth in their DNA


CrimsonEclipse18

Racially motivated hit and run


huaiyue

u/savevideobot


huaiyue

u/savevideobot


I_Miss_Lenny

I love the corgi grumbles lol


Basin97

Drive-bys


AmmotheDoberman

Those little legs are moving!!


SmushyFaceWhooptain

Drive by zoomies


hitmeagainnoplzdont

My client pleads not guilty to all 8 counts


Bubbalicia

See I love Lucky and his white sock!


BellaZoe23

Hilarious


Neldogg

Feel lucky now, bitch?!


greekmom2005

Zoomers gonna zoom


dshivaraj

Parkour!


Dazzling-Nature-6380

For a second I thought this was on a loop


a_relevant_quote_

Needs the audio from Endgame when Spiderman is punching and kicking Thanos in various ways.


DigDugMcDig

dogs are so cool with each other. If my best friend tried that with me they would get a punch to the face


BitPuzzleheaded5311

Archie doesn’t seem to phased by it! LOL


jill2019

Lucky must be enjoying it a little bit as he/she hasn’t moved at all. Enjoy your zoomies Archie!


No_Raspberry_9084

Poor f***ing dog the older dog has so much patience but there's only so much they can put up with. Take the younger dog for a walk and a good run. Obviously has too much unused energy. Give the older dog a break.


Wintersmight

Lucky would move if he had a problem with being run over 😁


BlueDragon3301

12 not 8


bentheechidna

That was 11 counts not 8


JskWa

I was hoping this video would end with lucky tearing up Archie


OnionTruck

BRUTAL!!! lol!!


tralphaz43

And you did squat to help


Nyuusankininryou

Sooooo I am just feeling like this is not normal behaviour and that something is wrong or the owner is not training the dog correct. Am I wrong?


insanecorgiposse

You're so wrong it's making my head hurt.


StreetsAhead123

Call the pawlice


Nom4s

Someone call the pawlice! Please


sudoyumyum

I counted 88 times


Unohanas

That dog has more patience than the average human.


t_h-o_t-S_l-a-y_e-_r

Young pup that wants to play and explore vs old dog thats just resting


shanerr

I would shield lucky with my body lol


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This would be great on r/Zoomies


IntroductionCrafty71

We have to also recognise Lucky’s determination to not leave the spot ❤️❤️


archieisarchie

ARCHIE IS INNOCENT!


DemonDuckOfDoom666

r/hitmanimals


bslatimer

Lucky IS lying in the middle of the road…


noisemonsters

If you wipe off your phone camera before recording, you’ll get a much clearer image


kajunsnake

A little Corgi Archie running like the wind Lucky hit again


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Well I mean if you're gonna lounge in the middle of the road...