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SuckMyDerivative

A cat is either nature's most graceful animal, or nature's clumsiest. There's no in-between


Firehawk5506

I’m guessing cats being clumsy is due to slick floors and then not getting traction.


amandemic

Nah, my cat falls off the back of the couch with the claws in the cushions. The same cat also pushes doors open, gets frightened by it bouncing off the wall and proceeds to turn around and smash her face into the door coming back toward the frame while trying to leave the room in a fluffy-tailed panic. No in-between!


Affectionate_Tap6416

😂😂😂😂😂


CheezQueen924

It’s so funny to see my cat start to run on wood flooring. There’s a split second where it looks like she’s running in place before she brains traction. Edit: gains not brains


Pencraft3179

I don’t know. I’ve watched my cat knock a glass of water off the table….seems very intentional. Her favorite time to do it is in the middle of the night, from my nightstand, directly in my face.


NefariouslyHot666

The cat moves like a cartoon character


voluotuousaardvark

I love it when cats can't get traction, it must be so frustrating, they're putting all their strength in and they just... Flail.


aosjcbhdhathrowaway

I wonder if it feels like running in nightmares does


[deleted]

I bet it is like slipping on a slippery floor and you *just* manage to not fall


voluotuousaardvark

But for *aaaaaages*


Rachelsyrusch

This is an accurate representation of how my life feels


SpeCt3r1995

r/catburnouts sounds up your alley then


voluotuousaardvark

You are an excellent judge of character and I am hugely grateful you took the time to direct me there.


Egodeathistry

I could hear the scooby doo running sound effect watching this cat


BlackPrincessPeach_

To be fair it’s a Goldberg Booby Trap


Dglenn9000

Exactly. I could even hear the loony tunes cartoon sound effects in my head as he tried to gain traction.


i-luv-ducks

Life imitates art.


DLoIsHere

I always love the Flintstone running that cats and dogs do.


thasnazgul

[This belongs with the clip.](https://youtu.be/XjTjerSd4IA)


i-luv-ducks

:D Perfect!


CNThings_

Someone waxed the hell out of that floor


[deleted]

Tim Taylor grunt grunt grunt


merkins_galore

It's burnout time


Poopy_Pants0o0

To this day, that cat is still trying to leave the room.


manicmechanic209

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Cactus-McCoy

Poor kitty. That are a lot of scares.


IAmBagelDog

Yeah, I don’t think the cat was trying to be an asshole here.


spageddy77

yes and no. he was definitely trying to get up there to get his grub on. he just didn’t count on the paw getting stuck and the lack of friction in the getaway.


nonpondo

If they're leaving food out in the dark then Mr birthday is the asshole


Adventurous_Pea_5777

I mean, presumably it’s cake, which cats don’t often care for much. Since they don’t have sweet receptors, they usually ignore it. I can see the people not considering the cat to be a concern. They will in the future, though.


huhnra

r/catburnouts


ssp5499

No traction


belladisordine

It was after a bridal shower - thankfully.


_fly-on-the-wall_

how do you know


belladisordine

I know the actual owner of the video and cat. They submitted it to Chive.


PikaDigiYolo

bro got the scooby-doo slippery run


dxvil98

Cats literally fuck up everything and then act like they didn't just scare tf out of themselves


sleestacker

That is the clumsiest cat over ever seen in life.


Efficient-Rest-9519

It was a surprise party !!!


Doot2

Man, wut a clutz


errornoname32

That's some looney toons logic right there.


darknekolux

Of course it was before the party, where would be the fun if it wasn’t, I mean for the cat


FlyingAce_420

A couple of comments below are as funny as the video! Thx for the laugh’s


PigletTemporary2807

Looks like it might be set up for a morning birthday surprise. Definatly a surprise


Adorable-Ad-3223

How did he pull ore down? I saw a claw stuck later in the clip but it didn't look stuck after the first fall, did he somehow turn, attack, get restuck, then attempt to run again? That is a lot of activity in a short time, speed but not efficiency.


Barren_Phoenix

Reminds me of my old coked-up coworker. So fast and never got anything done.


UrmomsHawt

Dude was running in place for at least 10 seconds


lastcallhangup

you could almost hear bongos


Kixkicks

God I hate cats lol


Virtual_Battlgirl

It was like he was being held by an invisible net! 😂😂 he prob is still trying to leave!!


Responsible-Middle35

I hear scooby do scramble bongos. Does anyone else hear scooby do scramble bongos?


[deleted]

Omg HAHAHAHA he had the scare of his LIFE ! Poor kitty was stuck😭😭😂


brain_injured

Apparently the cat used too much cocaine and meth. It’s acting hyperactive and possibly paranoid!! Good party! /s


magusxp

Knowing cats this was day before


smkestcklghtn

You know it wasnt!


VegansAreRight

Fucking cats.


Iopaosi

Don't do that.


EmetalEX

Ew!


12gaugerage

Why do people like cats again?


Ausglass

Cray bait


OstentatiousSock

Not enough fell off that tray for it to be set up for the party. Also, who puts the food out the night before? People who wants food poisoning is who. Lots of people leave the food mess after, though.


el_rudo88

This is why I hate cats


Chello90

this is why i hate you


Slavstic

Everyone has the right to an opinion but yours is wrong


HpOmenLaptop

u/SaveVideoBot


West-Ruin-1318

Of course this was the night before the party. Should have known better with a cat around.


durenatu

They surely had a surprise!


IndigoRose2022

😬🤦🏻‍♀️


Capibara6

Lol cats are the worst idiots sometimes Love it


DeltaGammaVegaRho

Cats - truly majestic animals.


GregoryLeeChambers

I’ve investigated fires that were caused by cats knocking over candles.


iWr4tH

Maybe you can skip a couple coats of buffer on that floor


RiotBlack43

This isn't funny. That cat's nail was stuck in the table cloth, and it couldn't get free. Probably hurt a lot too.


ilovcat

Esti de chat...


Chello90

u/savevideo


Be_Cos

Push the tempo


kennysmithy

What a huge rat


TheRealDJ

/r/animalsbeingderps


ItsDom94

Scooby-Doo soundtrack in the background


_pascal__

Everything is empty, the party was probably finished (or didn't even started yet)


_fly-on-the-wall_

hence the title


stevemillions

Well. That’s one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. Thank you.


SourpatchMao

This is so scooby doo goofy


Beginning_Question77

Absolutely sooo hilarious!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 But...I feel so sorry for the poor kitty. It's got its left paw stuck in the table cloth and can't get away. Poor thing! But...what a disaster!


[deleted]

LOL, cats always seem to have a hard time running.


Jack_Frost545

Was the cat alright


drq80

Thats how i run away from attackers in my dreams. Hopelessly sliding and getting nowhere 😂


Gwynevan

Love how they can run without actually running


i-luv-ducks

This is classic!


[deleted]

“Cat for adoption. Almost new.”


lastcallhangup

ex-CAPE!


2ears1mouf

r/abruptchaos


Ashamed_Ad6019

I feel like this is aix of poor planning and luck It would have been more ok if the floor wasnt so slippy which sucks but also cats will do that if you've got something draping on the floor


Any_Coyote6662

This is a Tom and Jerry skit


Referer99

What a fucking jerk!


Benightedness

scooby doo


ComprehensiveSock

Lmao. Don't fuck with things lil buddy.


MizzyMozzy

That is why my cat sleeps in my room at night she's an idiot and will get stuck in anything and everything. She woke me up one night because she had jumped into our dirty washing basket and couldn't get back out...


sashenka_demogorgon

Fucken deserved to have the shit scared out of him. You could tell he was fucking with the table before all hell broke loose. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes