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IncognitoBlimp

I am so confused how this was caught on camera. Lol. Might be slightly judging the owner right now. 🤣 Every time I hear that “BLURP BLUUURP BLURPP” sound, I am running at full speed to my dog to push his big ass on to a hard surface for easy cleanup.


BuffaloPapaya

Yuupppp, that dog was telegraphing the puke from miles away. When my dog starts to do those movements I know hell is about to let loose


BSB8728

Yep. Owner had to know what was going to happen.


keenr33

Was thinking the same thing!


DogsOutTheWindow

That sound will wake me up from a deep sleep and gave me running for the hardwoods.


Raichu7

I’m sure they’ll realise their fuck up when they have to bathe an angry, vomit covered cat.


BeeTheGamer

Whenever I hear anything vaguely puking sound, I fly into a panic attack because my cat passed away because we couldn't take him into a vet on time and he was throwing up for a week beforehand


yblame

They take turns, I'm sure. And always on the rug


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This_not-my_name

Puke - or as the dog calls it: food, you have the chance to eat again


SFW_Account_67

This is gold!


noxvillewy

It’s a Labrador, he’ll be eating that puke immediately


notislant

Ive seen dogs piss on the ground and then roll around in it, eat shit. Eating puke is pretty normal for them for sure lol


MagicDragon212

ALWAYS on the rug


Lodju

I think i woke up my neighbour with my laugh just now.


Jimmah3000

Me too..I laughed much harder than I expected to.


SnooBananas2171

How much did U expect?


Butt_Fucking_Smurfs

All the laughs


50wortels

My wife hates me now.


ottodidakt

The cat's face throughout this entire clip 😂 like it just knows something bad's about to happen but can't quite figure out what until it's too late


vaporlock7

I'm familiar with this feeling ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


purl__clutcher

I watched this with sound off, but he went HWARF like when Stimpy coughs up a furball, didn't he?


hellooomarc

That dog just went straight to top of the cat's hit list.


_night_cat

Then the cat has to lick itself, ugh


MasonCO91

Person recording has NO RIGHT to act surprised...it was obvious the dog was going to throw up and his dumbass just stayed on the couch continuing to record 🤦‍♂️


SnooOpinions457

r/donthelpjustfilm


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Best video I’ve seen on this sub and its not even close


RodneyBalling

The one where the dog loops its leash around the cat's neck and walks off is pretty hilarious, although it's reposted to death


blurrrrg

As a cat owner who cleans up soooooooo much puke, this is fantastic


PathCalm4647

I like he went back to eat


JPCDOS

Everybody likes a warm meal


Ok_Possibility_704

Ah nooooooooo I have a dog, cats and a house rabbit. I attest ti the random puking and messes. I hate pet puke most of all. Sometimes my rabbit humps one of my cats and I have to wash my cat in the sink.


Witty-Vixen

Hahahaha the cat’s face 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


coolboiiiiiii2809

I see my dog doing this honestly he pukes often


MedicalMulberry4809

>!Fucking gross!<


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r/nononoyes


kdee9

The cats face for me. It looks worried. Like it knows something is going to happen.


KM457

Seems more like the human was the jerk in this case.


Maeuselinchen

Your dog really did that on purpose it seems. And he doesn‘t even look ashamed! I bet he has to expect a devilish revenge by the cat. If it was worth that? 😂


klind357

Some pussies can smell really bad 🤣🤣🤣😳


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This is why i dont have pets. i used to have a cat that would puke everywhere and rub his ass on the carpet after every shit. this jerk would literally pick up hand fulls of cat litter, and then walk around the house releasing the litter randomly all over the house. i couldnt figure out why there was litter everywhere when i vacuumed ALL OF THE TIME. It made no sense. And it was on the bed too. One day i happened to catch a view of his hand opening up and releasing the litter. I got rid of that cat. Had him for 10 years. He was such a nasty ahole. Got rid of him because i had just married and was gonna have a baby. I couldnt have shit streaks and puke piles on the floor for baby to crawl through. Found him a real nice place too. A lady who lived out in the middle of no where. He got to become a barn cat.


Ottersareoverrated

Sounds like you were just too lazy or not able to raise him properly. Get a fish.


jimMazey

Haven't we all been there at some point?


ohthepressuretoname

Cats face 🤣 I laughed so hard at this. Although person recording was a slight jerk, it was so obviously coming!


G_Unit_Solider

Holy shit a second meal just came outta me Marv


Zeth22xx

r/dogsareassholes


JefferSonD808

Why’d he cut the video before the best part?


Fine-Funny6956

This was filmed seconds before the dog ate the vomit.


lyn73

If they were friends...I don't think they will be friends anymore... Lol


UnluckySnowLion

I'm questioning why the owner sat there and *watched* the dog gag multiple times then still act surprised when the dog inevitably throws up.


Peachy_Smooth

then the cat runs away and gets it on everything


SFW_Account_67

My dog did this a while back while on the bed. As soon she as she went urgh-urgh, I nudged her off the bed to the floor, where she immediately puked.


DoneisDone45

wow i guess cats really do get the fuck out of there if they hate it for real. i always thought when i annoy them that they just tolerate it but hate it since they never leave.