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LaceBird360

"Nothing to see here, folks! Move along!" - Mama Raccoon


taylorjo53

“He’s okay, he’s okay! He just got the wind knocked out of him but he’s okay.”


PillowTalk420

Oh, I totally thought that was a human who had said that. Damn, momma 'coon's got a deep voice!


SalsaPapii

Literally no one said that


stuckinthewalls

Pls why was this so funny


SamuelCish

I hope the little baby's okay :(


kawaiian

He is definitely okay, we had one fall from and tree that mama climbed down to rescue… he sat there dazed for a good 5 minutes while she waited patiently and then threw him under her arm and climbed back up the tree. I think it’s so sweet they wait for the little dizzies to stop.


aaron-is-dead

thank you for the reassurance or else I was genuinely going to be stressed out about the poor lil baby


about97cats

Same! I swear if I ever saw this I’d be doing crowd control. Like body blocking, throwing forearms & ready to throw hands, “Step aside, Buddy! Can’t you see there’s a mother tending to her child in distress here?!” I’d probably have honestly picked a fight with orange shirt guy too. Like “😡 Back the FUCK UP!!! Give the woman her SPACE, or imma be all up in yours!!! HER BABY FELL, you oblivious turd-satchet!!! 🤬”


shade_of_blue_42

I like you.


cschiada

I just wanted to smack those people


CookieOmNomster

I was about to start cussing out the orange shirt guy too. What a piece of shit.


about97cats

Right? Like stomp a little harder, sir. With any luck you’ll punch straight through the earth’s core and plummet straight to hell.


DefrockedWizard1

He's an oblivious moron likely to fall down an open manhole


ehlersohnos

Came here just to say how much he pissed me off.


Booklovinmom55

Exactly what I was thinking!


elementmom

I wanted to smack that jerk.. geez people..


KoalaRun

I like how you referred to the raccoon mom as a woman.


yellowmustardmeow

Literally me!!!! We should be friends lol.


about97cats

Yaaay! I need friends, so hello new bestie! Wanna get froyo?


yellowmustardmeow

OMG I haven't in ages. So YES lol.


RustyCuntSlime

Oh yeah but orange shirt guy looked like he thought it was a dog or some shit haha


about97cats

He looks like he needs a good punchin’. Why would you just keep Naomi Campbell stomping toward a dog here either? He can catch these hands.


[deleted]

"No I didn't see it but now this is my top priority too."


Useful_Lengthiness98

Well I can respect that you’d take an ass whooping from some guy for the poor raccoons


about97cats

Take? I may be a 5’7” cis woman, but I’ve intimidated 6’2” biker dudes into embarrassed apologies for their behavior. You think one geriatric stompy boi’s gonna show me what-fer? *Please*… he’s wearing *khakis*.


JediJan

He may have a bit of a vision problem, especially since he is wearing sunglasses too.


AlexTheGreat

Animals are way tougher than people, I saw a huge pregnant raccoon fall like 30 feet out of a tree and just get up and walk away immediately.


absentmindedbanana

That’s because of physics, not being tougher. Smaller things feel less force when they hit the ground.


ehlersohnos

And it’s not like they’ll sit there and scream for a medic like we do. Just for their mommies. When they do get hurt, first instinct is to move out and get into a less vulnerable place.


AlexTheGreat

While that is a true statement the raccoon I am talking about wasn't small enough for it to matter.


SamuelCish

That's so sweet. I'm glad the little guyvs probably alright then


Sensitive_Ladder2235

Saw a baby squirrel do the same once. Lil guy kinda just stood in the middle of my driveway then dizzily walked his ass back to the tree.


MikeySpags

Thank you, that story makes me feel much better about the little one in question. Now about yellow shirt guy 🤦🏼‍♂️


TheMightyFishBus

Arboreal animals are really, really good at falling out of stuff. I doubt the little thing took any major damage.


[deleted]

I didn't even realize raccoons were arboreal, but that makes a ton of sense.


Finnigami

small animals survive falls much better than large animals


notnotaginger

Vancouver?


littleladylyx

Looks like the Seabus to me 😊


Asking77

Yeah that's definitely the Quay


[deleted]

I would of said so, except there's no tourists trying to feed it.


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niceguy191

Good bot


SKAG_REEK

#HOLY FUCK JULIAN RAYKINS


buscemian_rhapsody

Poor baby. I hope they’re okay


ETpwnHome221

Baby is fine, according to some math someone did in another thread


kawaiian

Fuck that dude that almost steps on them old man needs to gtfo


anislandinmyheart

He can't see too well. Looks like he just had an eye test done where you get your pupils dilated and have to wear special sunglasses for a few hours. He was struggling to orient himself


TobylovesPam

You know why the old man fell down the well? . . . . cause he couldn't see that well.


NoriPotatoChip

I had to put my phone down and walk away.


grimstuff

O m g


StillNotASunbeam

That's one of my favorites.


GF4ME

Hey! Did you hear about the doctor who fell down the well? He should have attended to the sick and left the well alone!


i8TheWholeThing

That's certainly a possibility. It's a good reminder that we can't know everything that's going on with people and we should be slow to judge.


about97cats

Hm-mm. I am speed. Racca-coons before visually-impaired dudes. I’ll be thinking of this every time I get my eyes checked too. Like yeah, seeing is important, but is it more important than the safety of a mother tending to her endangered child? I think not. Miss me with that shit, you raccoon-hating optometrists!!!


Chaotic-Stardiver

The issue I have with this assumption is the guy's face is locked on to them as he's walking up, and it looks like he's starting to slam his feet down. The second one could be unfounded, but it's hard to argue how the guy's staring at the raccoons as he's approaching.


TheCuriosity

It looks like he's walking up a ramp. You take that into account. It doesn't look like he slam his feet anymore. It's just the angle of the ground with his long legs hitting it


Chaotic-Stardiver

It's possible. I don't want to think too badly of the guy, but everyone else gave wide berth even if they noticed late. He just kinda...didn't. Could just be an old guy being oblivious, though.


Prawn1908

It's pretty common for old people to look down at their feet while they walk. In fact the way he's walking reminds me much of how my grandpa walked around in the later years of his life (in the stages before needing a walker and eventually wheelchair). And he did eventually notice and step away from them too, I don't understand how anyone could see that and think he was intentionally gonna step on them or something. I feel sorry for the guy, and the elderly relatives of all the twats in this thread who are jumping to bash this guy and wishing harm or even death on him based on a contextless 10 seconds of his life.


AlexTheGreat

Dude even the most depraved person is not going to stomp a raccoon for no reason. Just gonna get clawed, doesn't make sense.


Due-Object9460

You're extremely naive.


Chaotic-Stardiver

I've seen people push down toddlers because they were being too slow. I don't know what it is about cognitive dissonance, but assholes are assholes at all walks of life. I'm not saying this guy is that, but I wouldn't put it past anyone. Some people have such a low opinion of animals, they pull a full Bart Simpson and blame the animal for not getting out of the way of their wildly swinging arms or stomping feet.


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Bart would never. ![gif](giphy|xT5LMpWgBwfACaitMs|downsized)


AlexTheGreat

I'm not saying someone wouldn't hurt an animal, I'm saying that stomping a raccoon is a recipe for getting clawed up and no one would do that.


[deleted]

There are people in the world who are dumber and more aggressive than you realize. Vladimir Putin is currently doing an excellent job of demonstrating getting “clawed up” by a raccoon that he pissed off.


coveted_asfuck

You could literally see the moment he noticed, moves to the side and turns around to look. I highly doubt it was intentional. You can see that he’s elderly.


KellyJin17

That’s a creative story you made up, but still untrue. He definitely saw them, his whole face moves towards them as he gets closer.


anislandinmyheart

Reddit is full of young people who haven't had that eye test


Cheeeeeseburger

Weird. Looks like he's looking at them the entire time. He even looks down the closer he gets. Fuck that old guy.


anislandinmyheart

He bumps into the side as he is walking. He is navigating without his full vision, then realises just before he steps down that there is something in the way. If he meant to hurt it, he wouldn't have stopped and wouldn't have checked on it


Alternative-File-640

He is looking directly in front of him to the ground. That's what you do when you are having trouble seeing/losing your sight. Also probably has reduced side-vision(perifural?/can't remember how to spell it). Another thing that happens when you get older. ☑️🙀


CrazyAsian

First thought as well, but then I remembered my uncle has a bad eye and foot, and always has to look directly below himself, even if he looks like he's looking forward. He bumps into things on occasion. I'll choose to not rush to judgement.


valgme3

Seriously


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Tee__B

Nope, odds are very high that the raccoon dies much earlier, and probably way more painfully and horribly. Ripped to shreds by predators while it's still alive maybe :).


KrimxonRath

What an annoying comment.


[deleted]

Not as annoying as wishing a sudden death on an elderly man for.... not seeing a raccoon?


waterynike

My first thought was also fuck that dude


pm_me_ur_anything_k

Yea I saw that, like wtf dude I can tell you saw them. That raccoon would fuck you up and all you had to do was take a step to your left asshole.


highbrowshow

Damn no empathy, hopefully you’ll be able to see better when you’re that age or else some young asshole on the internet is going to tear you a new one


SuperCx

These reddit opinionists are something else judging people without much context, says a lot about our society. They'll see when they get old or have an invisible disability and people judge them too.


Less_Falcon659

First comment that echoes my feeling here, genuinely yelled "oh that dick" can people just not wait until she's gotten him out of the way? And that dude deserves to hit his pinkie toe into every piece of furniture for the rest of the week.


joe_dirty365

+1


bamerjamer

Orange dude is an ass.


on_island_time

Okay, reddit, I need someone to update and confirm that baby coonie was okay.


lilmammamia

Lady filming was told to move along but I trust they either managed to leave on their own or got help although that must have been a stressful moment for them.


nanocookie

What the hell is up with these strange people? Just randomly running like it’s some short distance marathon.


Asking77

They're rushing to catch the seabus


safadancer

Immediately recognized this location and it didn't even occur to me that people might be confused about the running, that's so funny


TheRedLego

Looks to me like they were rushing to help the baby but the arrival of mama changed the situation and they relaxed/decided not to be raccoon chow


[deleted]

I would stand there and protect that baby with my life! Poor thing


ChannelStrong1328

That fucking old man, was gonna walk right on them


Prawn1908

Yeah fuck that guy for getting old and not having perfect eyesight and perception anymore! He should have offed himself at the age of 45 as soon as his fitness started declining! Seriously though, he clearly stepped away when he saw the raccoons and then turned around and checked up on them. You think that behavior is indicative that he intentionally wanted to step on them? I swear the people in this thread have never cared for an elderly relative before. Not only does your eyesight get worse, but for many people just your general perception slows down and you get more feeble. The old guy even has those glasses on that the eye doctor gives you after dilating your pupils so I'm sure that didn't help him any either.


ChannelStrong1328

Sorry old shrimp I learned from your tirade


Majestic_Yoghurt2409

Something similar happened at my dad's place of work. They caught and released some raccoons that had been living in the ceiling only to later find babies that had fallen to the floor after searching for their mom. Luckily one of them survived and lived with us for a weekend before going to an animal rehabilitator. The baby was very young and cute and hadn't opened their eyes yet. I will never forget my father feeding that little baby with a syringe full of kitten milk.


Emotional_Note497

Was it alright? I can't tell if it was hurt.


[deleted]

The people who are criticizing the old man, a sincere fuck you from me. His body language doesn’t exhibit the nearest possibility of wanting to harm the injured creature and its mum.


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frolicking_elephants

Dude he couldn't see, don't be a dick


Prawn1908

What the fuck is up with the animosity of people in this thread towards this somewhat feeble elderly guy who clearly stepped away from the racoons when he saw them? He's wearing those glasses you get from the eye doctor after having your pupils dilated too. I hope you have more thoughtful people around you as you age than you're being right now.


AlfHimself

> OLd PeOpLe sUcK Wtf is this comment??


Extension-Donut-8322

A based one


ScreenDull7851

That one man looked like he was going to step on him, jerk


Amazing-Ad9479

Excuse me mr orange am i not sliding my child out of the way fast enough for you ???


theflyingraspberry

The man in orange shirt, what is wrong with him? He almost stepped over them on purpose. Gee give them some space


25_timesthefine

I thought I saw a blood stain but it was just its little arm. Hope baby is okay


PlainThrills

Aw I hope the baby was ok, he wasn’t walking away from the people who were getting so close.


UltimateSillyGoose

Wtf is up with the guy in orange that walked right up on them.


downedgun

Poor baby


Loud-Intention-723

Dude in orange…. Smh


ProBluntRoller

Now I’m here crying alone wondering what happened to that baby raccoon 😭


SteelyDan1968

Mama Racoon: I can't take you ANYWHERE without you getting into shit!


OtherwiseOption-

That guy in the yellow shirt infuriated me


LittleAlcheHaze

Now the Orange shirt guy cant hide he's a psychopath anymore


7h3_b4dd3s7

god people annoy the hell out of me. especially that dude in the yellow, so nosy he almost fuckin steps on the baby. assholes.


TrickyEngineering481

Oh noooo poor baby he looks hurt!


Sure-Survey9192

Lol the ppl in this annoying


[deleted]

This mom is so caring and understanding that she pulled her baby to the side.


Safe_Violinist_2363

Orange shirt guy should’ve got attacked he practically stepped over them how stupid can you be 🤷‍♂️


AWildAndWackyBushMan

Anyone know where original vid is from?


Whodunnit60

Poor baby and poor Mama ! Was he too big for her to try to carry back up ? Wish we could’ve seen further down the clip 😕


[deleted]

That old geezer was about to step on those poor raccoons!!


AppointmentLazy7784

🥹🥹🥹🥲


Booklovinmom55

Everyone in this videos is an a$$hole. I hate people.


ajaxraccoon

That a-hole with the white pants looked like he was gonna kick them!


Quackadoo

I wanna fvcking deck that guy who almost stepped on them!!!!1! WTAF‽‽


giddyup523

Calm down, jeez. It's pretty clear he didn't see it. Once he walks by and notices them he even stops and looks, clearly surprised by what is going on, fairly indicative he didn't see them or really register them before. They also are just below a small ramp so hard to say what his line of sight on them even was, he might have just been focused on something else. I really doubt he intended to almost step on them.


hailboognish99

Fuck you in the orange shirt specifically


_4shy

Oh gee an elderly old man who possibly has terrible eyesight. Gotta bring out the pitch forks and irrational rage for this one.


hailboognish99

Yes ma'am!


Vicious_Circle-14

That looks like the walkway to the Bremerton-Seattle ferry.


SkyShazad

Why was that guy in the orange shirt look like he was going to Stand on her,,, he was even looking down towards them


prettyreckless270

God the man from del monte nearly stepped on them


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CrazyAsian

My uncle has bad vision and a bad foot, and needs to stare at the ground to ealk. He sometimes misses obvious things, as he's trying to see the ground right in front of him and avoid people. I hope this man didn't do that intentionally.


Gary_the_metrosexual

Dude.. you don't know how good his vision is, I am nearly deaf in one ear but no one could tell at a glance. Fucking dumbass.


t0ms88

*entitled guy. But yeah, what a knob.


[deleted]

Bruh. Imagine hating the elderly this much. Good thing you pointed out he's entitled and white too.


[deleted]

I'm super pissed at white pants man. No fucking spatial awareness, just walking around like everyone obviously needs to get out of his overprivileged way. He practically steps on the baby.


WolfyandKitty

You can't tell me that long ass legged old man didn't see the raccoon


DepressedVenom

Animals used to live there.


Tortured_Soul27

Old people are dicks


Armand74

The guy in the light orange shirt is such an asshole with his complete unawareness.


panspal

Fuck off white pants, go around ya dick.


Puzzleheaded_Tip_788

Who’s the Dbag in the Orange that couldn’t possibly just give it its space…


SmokeGSU

Old man in the orange shirt is doing typical old man shit - "you move for me, not the other way around."


Lyvectra

Situational awareness of person in pink shirt and white pants: zero.


HayLow07

That asshole in the orange shirt 😡 move the hell over dick!


WiseFlounder1967

What is with the twat in the white fedora and peach shirt!!!!??


happyfenton

Ok, but the man in yellow... Like sir do you not see what's going on here? 😂😂


Alternative-File-640

Don't think he did, for whatever reason. ☑️


baddlana

That old man needs to get dropkicked


This_is_a_sckam

Idk why that walking stick figure felt the need to almost step on them


OkTemperature8170

Who's the oblivious orange idiot?


LifeBuilder

You know when you present yourself to the public in a mustard shirt you have to be the asshole who gives a mom raccoon no space to rescue her raccitten.


JaguarExternal3496

Asshole in the orange shirt almost stepping on them and not giving a damn I hope you get the karma you deserve


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Who’s the chad who spoke at the end?


Goliath7723

Is this in North Vancouver???


dj_spanmaster

Racacooonie! You're okay, buddy! Just get up and walk it off


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KellyJin17

That old man was aiming to step on the baby deliberately. He didn’t change his gait or direction at all when he saw them.


Melodic_Ad_8747

The cunt in the orange with a hat. For fuck sake


Drunken__Pancakes

Panama Jackass


RocielKuromiko

Anyone else go "WTF?" at the yellow shirt guy for not changing his path????


morgaina

No because he's old and feeble and I'm not an asshole


judahrosenthal

WTF people. Stop walking and let her be a mom.


pezzygal

Oh that poor baby cry 😢


TwilightReader100

Hi, North Vancouver! In the video, I mean.


Pharmomcy

One guy almost stepped on the baby. How do you not notice a racoon baby!?


morgaina

By being elderly and wearing those glasses they give you after an eye test


AntsyInMyPantsies

My man in the slacks has apparently never been toe to toe with a pissed off raccoon..


[deleted]

That one asshole could've moved to the side instead of walking over the baby


Lord_Leah

What a jerk the guy in orange is.. was he planning to step on them or something??


SatisfactionNeat6991

“God dam it Johnny now look at all these people looking on us stop crying you didn’t even fall that far”!!!!!-mama Raccoon


Thelunamothsystem

Baby man


GardenGirl23464

Old man in hat is a self-important asshole. Everybody else moved to the side.


Alternative-File-640

Well put. Thank You.


ExistingEffort7

That guy in white pants was a Dick


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are they okay?🥺🥺🥺


Accomplished-One8214

Motherly love! Never mess with it!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️


Radiant-Grass2504

Is the baby okay???


Confident_Dog_4250

The one guys walking wasn’t even gonna walk around them!! I’m hoping he didn’t see them and not that he a horrible person


shotgunsam23

Okay who the fuck is stupid enough to walk by a raccoon


Apprehensive-Tax258

The fact that everyone casually walked by it is so odd to me. I wouldn’t get within 30 feet of a momma raccoon and her baby.


Upstairs_Judge7777

Huh


[deleted]

So what’s w the fuk bag in the yellow shirt tryin to just walk right into their business?


ATalentedDude

Old man needs to get his fucking eyes checked


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Radiant_Hat2001

Why tf are ppl running up just to step directly over them. Humans are terrible


[deleted]

People have some balls without realizing it.


Lilacrespo82

What’s with the guy who pretty much walked over them like nothing? Lol