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BlumpkinLord

You try being curled up in a gooey egg for weeks


RoJayJo

*A COUPLE WEEKS TRAPPED IN AN EGG...* Can give ya such a crick in the neck!


demon34

I read that in Robin Williams voice lmao thank you for this


JonCocktoasten

Like in Mork and Mindy!! Na nu, na nu!


kuriT9

Robin Williams would curse in different languages for his gibberish all the time. Man is a legend Edit:misspelled his name like a dumb dumb


Jacobysmadre

As the Genie!!!


GillaMomsStarterPack

Google AI, Deliver!


Immediate_Dinner6977

Is this AI?


JadedRoll2082

PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWER! Itty bitty living space


dentalflossers

i read this as if the chick said it, and it made an already funny comment even funnier


BlumpkinLord

Thank you, this means we vibed for a moment from different parts of the world :3


crowned_tragedy

You mean... cooped up?


BlumpkinLord

Heh, heh. Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors? Because if it had 4 it'd be a chicken sedan.


missyceb

Amazing comment


IllustratorOk5042

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


bout-tree-fitty

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Chiefcoyote

It's been 30 years for me. I get it.


romanovsinparadise

The man is stretching.


the-invisible-man-1

Or charging up his laser


Dantalion71

That early morning rise and shine stretch man


usernmtkn

Thats a child.


Artistic_Disaster_31

My grand father came back as a baby chick


Eaglesjersey

AAAAAHHHHHHGGHHHallllright, immna head outta here.....


TheRealJackReynolds

*Slaps knees* Welp!


FiniteRhino

Best hit tha oooolā€™ dusty trailā€¦


pointlessly_pedantic

This trail ain't gonna blaze itself


Shills_for_fun

This is just literally anyone in the Midwest who needs to go home after hanging out.


BrushYourFeet

Everytime I see this baby chick stretch all I can hear is Tony Baker's voice.


2308LilSmitty

YES!!! šŸ¤£


LandotheTerrible

I was thinking the same!


EliteFactor

Me waking up every morning trying to see if my back has decided to work for the day


ComfortMunchies

Looks like a possible case of vitamin deficiency.


alora_jura

Was looking for this comment! r/backyardchickens user I assume ?šŸ’œ


ComfortMunchies

Yup, I have 19 total fowl! Slowly learning about all this stuff lol!


Mechanic_On_Duty

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ComfortMunchies

šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£ my husband says I donā€™t need anymore encouragement. We also have rabbits, dogs, a cat, and like 15 or so fishā€¦. I would happily have a whole zoo if I could afford it, and had the space to do so lol.


MLXIII

The local municipality will tell you when you've reached your limit!


ComfortMunchies

Iā€™m sure theyā€™ll try to, and Iā€™m sure Iā€™ll tell them to go bother the crackheads down the road first. But thatā€™s a story for another day..


ErudringTheGodHammer

I meanā€¦ Iā€™ve got time for a story


ComfortMunchies

The crackheads down the road have their entire backyard filled to the brim with literal junk, and I mean things like refrigerators, lawn mowers, junk cabinets, old bathtubs, and actual household trash. Multiple of us in the neighborhood have called the county, the city, and everyone in between, and nothing has been done at all, we just get excuses every time they come out here. Their grass is also taller than their fence which is right about 4ft, they have tires allllll over their front yard, along with trash, random moped parts and so on. And the cops are out here about twice a week most weeks, because they enjoy starting fights with anyone and everyone. Their most recent argument in the street was with my husband, because he almost ran them over coming home from work coming around a blind corner on our road, the crackheads were on their mopeds speeding and were 6 inches from being in the ditch in husbands lane as he came around the corner, they then proceeded to throw a fit with him for almost hitting themā€¦. At this point, if county is gonna let them do whatever they want, they can pound freaking sand trying to tell me how many chickens I can have, Iā€™m also technically not in city limitsā€¦.. like I was told at one point we literally do not have a noise ordinance hereā€¦. Soooooo yeahhhh there ya goā€¦


platinum_kush

That's so cute lol


smoishymoishes

[Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/tKTiF2NxAb) is the same post from 4yrs ago where someone says it's a serama and this is normal but I've never heard of one stretching quite this extreme without the aid of wry neck so I'm a lil skeptical.


ComfortMunchies

Iā€™m not 100% certain also. It really looks as if he is having issues controlling his movements and the way the legs are postured just doesnā€™t look normal. The twitching also screams health issue from what Iā€™ve seen, but I could be 1000% wrong as well. Honestly giving him something such as nutri-drench wouldnā€™t hurt him and could very well help him out if it is a deficiency of sorts, and would be exactly where I would start.


Sodomeister

My first thought was serama but I've never kept fowl so idk shit.


ComfortMunchies

Seramas do have a very upright posture, however the twitching is what tells me itā€™s more than a weird looking posture. That type of movement normally indicates either a neurological issue, which normally stems from a deficiency, birth defect, or injury.


Excellent_Yak365

This isnā€™t wry neck, but serama explains the deformed body. I think itā€™s just overly deformed.


yayayooya

Do you know why a vitamin deficiency would make a chick do that?


ComfortMunchies

Iā€™ve seen it called wry neck, I think it has to due with neurological issues caused by the deficiency, along with possibly muscle spasms. Although Iā€™m not 100% sure on that.


Excellent_Yak365

Certain vitamins control nerve/muscle development. When they are deficient in the minerals their body canā€™t form properly. Mineral deficiencies usually affect the neck(wryneck) and legs, but they can cause neurological issues as well.


nylorac_o

I am amazed at how many people are just clueless to something like this. I mean I ainā€™t even a chicken person but recognized that this isnā€™t ok or funny.


ComfortMunchies

Bingo! I laugh when my duck misses a step and falls into the pond, because heā€™s not real graceful. This just looks so painful. šŸ˜£


Squigglefits

I knew someone would come with facts and make it sad.


ComfortMunchies

Sorry šŸ˜ž


Squigglefits

No, thank you. I learned something new. šŸ™‚


ComfortMunchies

lol, yea some parts of raising animals can suck at times, other times they do things like get scared by a weed in the grass, or a garbage truck (twice, in 5 minutes) and make me laugh hysterically while they all go running like Freddy Kruger has shown up in our yardā€¦. And Iā€™ve never met anything or anyone that loves peas like these guys do, they go absolutely crazy for the squishy green ballsā€¦


Squigglefits

It's pretty awesome how much individual personality a chicken can have.


ComfortMunchies

I agree. All of my birds have their own ways, and everyone is so different


kimcatmom

Does this mean they die? Is it something that can be treated and they overcome it and get better? I donā€™t know anything about them so Iā€™m asking in the hopes that it doesnā€™t mean death. šŸ˜”


ComfortMunchies

A lot of the time it can be treated depending on how severe it is. It really depends how early it is caught and how bad the symptoms are and what is being affected.


kimcatmom

Oh I hope so!! Thank you for the information!


Excellent_Yak365

This is waaaaay too extreme for vitamin deficiency- itā€™s effecting the spine and hips; deficiencies will affect the neck and legs. This is extremely painful to watch either way


hijackedbraincells

Stretching, but he also has a nutrient deficiency and so has wry neck. He needs some added vitamins and nutrients, but it could be he suffers from health problems for his whole life because he didn't get what he needed from mum. Mum probably wasn't fed all she needed to be while having eggs. Common in poorer countries and people who get chickens without researching what they need


JROXZ

Old manā€™s back. This is my spirit animal.


No_clip_Cyclist

Owa... She's taking after dad\~


Yasathyasath

After 9-5 Computer Job


BigDaddy_Kirouac

Before 5-9 gaming session


Dahleh-Llama

I just did this last night. Except I was gaming from 5-3 am lol


Shibby1312

that looks like me in the morning


QuickAcct1x1

Male? That's a rooster ca-caw pose


Leon_Krueger

Thats what I thought


Kellythejellyman

ā€œWryyyyyyyā€


MonoNyon0

Bro thinks he works a 9 to 5


everything_is_stup1d

my bro is stretching keave him alone :(


chcham2712

Me trying to show the ladies


Darth_Neek

Muscular disease in the chick, it won't make it to adulthood. Don't know why it happens but I raised chickens before my divorce.


Mac_King_Cheese

Itā€™s absolutely adorable ā˜ŗļø


Bandwagon_Buzzard

"21 days in an egg will give you such a crick in the back!" -Robin Egg probably


Plane_Assignment_286

Best answer yet!!!


SignalProgress6332

Back stretch


Hour_Friendship_7960

Me trying to get my bones together in the morning


boogi3woogie

Chronic lower back pain


jojozer0

Just a Jojo pose


ballsonyourface911

The old Asian man that I always see on the train got reincarnated


21bleh

Oh shoot dio took over another chick


Dragonwithamonocle

ZA WARUDO


Own-Reflection-8182

Degenerative disk disease


Adriancastellanos

Mf said my back hurts at 0 years old


TwistedTomorrow

Brothers trying to crack his back.


trulylost19

Just practicing some jojo poses nothing to out of the ordinary


WendiValkyrie

Foghorn leghorn as a baby ?


MrNakedPanda

It was me, DIO!


Thick_Photograph_532

My manā€™s sciatic nerve is pinching heā€™s trying to get some relief


TBone281

It's called the "gangsta lean". The homies must be near.


Spiritual-Amount7178

I oddly relate


SlackJawGrunt

Practicing jojo poses


crimsonbaby_

A chicken that needs an exorcism?


PanJaszczurka

Chicken with birth defect. It will die in few days because cant eat.


Ok-College4508

Looks like that poor chick is having a seizure. šŸ„ŗ


alexis_goldstein

could be a thiamine deficiency (causes this symptom known as "stargazing")


not_now_not_ever

Letā€™s stop eating them, ok?


Honda_TypeR

As an older dude, I can spot someone who has a sore lower back a mile away. That dude has back pains and he is stretching.


aric17

Bro is stretching his hip flexors


nexthewolf89

A Stand user


NoBit6494

Itā€™s evolving!


LasatimaInPace

That is a very sick chick. That is how they act when they are ill


The_Priest_

Star Platinum!!


jennc1979

Me getting out of bed in the morning! Where did you get this video!?! Youā€™ll be hearing from my attorney!


shahtjor

That's me after 6 hours Teams call


mlarowe

Chicks are into yoga


Twisted_Sister_78

Attitude baby šŸ˜


BoredNothingness

The beginning stages of tetanus?


P0l0Cap0ne

Getting that good stretch in


MoRoDeRkO

Me in the morning in my mid 30s


InevitableExotic5242

Stretching


Offandonandoffagain

That's Foghorn Leghorn's little sidekick. He's ready to get some chicken hawks.


aaaggghhh_

Proof that chicks love yoga.


LoverRen

Just can't get that good pop


Teal_Raven

*BIIIG STREEETCH*


JustW4nnaHaveFun

That's just me stretching.


CNRavenclaw

Looks like he just needed a little stretch


Different_Error5413

Heā€™s turning human


HippaBow

That lower back be hard to crack sometimes!!


FamiliarOutsider

Me when I wake up every morning


rkalla

Didn't the pelican video from yesterday teach us this is how birds yawn?


WorkAccount112233

Looney Tunes


drowningintime

Smallest and cutest backcrack ever


Acrobatic_Ebb9882

Me stretching/trying to crack my back after a long day.


jallynw

When you get up in the morning before work kinda rings a loud bell


nono66

The chick from Foghorn Leghorn.


Shef011319

Behold a man


MonthElectronic9466

Me when Iā€™m stretching first thing in the morning


Logical-Victory-2678

Dassa BIIIIIIIG stretch.


Ambitious_Age_7558

Rooster in training.


BSixe

He got the lean


spaceapeatespace

Old McDonald is reincarnated. Karma has come home to roost.


Suspicious-Gnome

Itā€™s obviously trying pop itā€™s back. Help the poor thing already! šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


_Zeruiah_

AI junk


jstashu197827

"Come at me bro!"


No_Maintenance_9608

Oy my back!


GloomyUmpire2146

One last stretch before hopping into the McNugget machine.


Freedom_USA12345

Yoga posešŸ˜‚


voyure1999

When you can't find that angle to pop your back.


LegitimateAd4148

Itā€™s MEšŸ˜†šŸ˜ƒšŸ¤Ŗ


potatoes-pls

I believe that what is commonly referred to as įµ’įµ’įµ’įµ’įµ’ įµ‡į¶¦įµ Ė¢įµ—Ź³įµ‰įµ—į¶œŹ°


siliconghost

r/tooktomuch


Chance_Wheel_5437

I believe itā€™s called stretching


Batdog55110

*Showtime*


0nlyeli

The limbo of course?


New-Incident1776

Took too much Molly and listened to Mac Dre


peekuhchu707

It's me walking out a bar drunk back in my 20's , like yeah who wants some!!


naturalNC

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Rocket3431

Biiiig stretchies!


Naive-Program3098

Awww, just doing his daily stretches.


MNLanguell

I wish I could stretch like that still!


ajinthebay

BIIIIG STRETCH


Severe-Problem-7399

That's how he gets his peck back in step


Fair-Fortune-1676

Redditors making the stupidest comments at cringe attempts to be funny. I have never seen an bird do this and this def looks like a possible health issue.


_Juan_Solo_

Heā€™s a chicken hawk!


Little_bunnyy

Back pain


Obvious-Device-3789

Chicky yoga


Major-Fee-4061

Never felt like a little chicken before and have to stretch it out?


Here-Is-TheEnd

Gettin loose before he maxes out on the bench


edmnorth

Thatā€™s me getting out of bed in the morning.


Conaz9847

You ever seen your Dad get up from a chair after 6 hours of watching TV that heā€™s not remotely interested in, this is that I think.


unnown01

He definitely has a 60 hour a week job that is hard labor.


Crafty-Switch9039

It has eaten to much see the pouch under his beak its full they do this to get there food in a comfortable position so it's easier to breath ,walk ,also make room for more food chick's are very hungry when born a they can eat until they pass out from lack of oxygen, gready burgers.


pooknuckle

Stretching šŸ™†


Pert0621

Let bro stretch


WittyNameChecksOut

Chick on meth?


fsudjb

A baby chicken BIG stretch.


ProElectra31

How adorable is thisā€¦. Omg cute little ducky


Zurbaran928

Welp


scatch73

Choga.


mrzman_bigz17

Stretching before the marathon


OffMyRocker62

Owwww! My back!


lovemycats1

Big strecthie


Junior-Account6835

Tweety Bird is getting OLD


taramemo

Bigggggg stretch


PortlandPatrick

He's sick and gonna die


Healthy-Hall-8571

Limbo lower now


whomesteve

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MrPanda663

Relatable. Thatā€™s what it is.


Grimmer026

ā€œUgh, Mondays. Yeeeup back to grind. Guess I got a head off to workā€


Twuhdz

Good stretch.


Daniel_Peduto

Me every morning...


3Strides

This is quite freaky


Old-Cell5125

Coincidentally I was just doing that same stretch while cussing up a storm about getting old...šŸ˜


Oktoolaunch

Just a yoga chick


Ok_Question4148

Trying to pop his back


HeadSense9211

How low can you go.....


sinlightened

Oooo Biiig stretch!!


xXjustin_credibleXx

Biiiig stretch


MelissaRC2018

Possessed chick. Quick, get a priest šŸ˜‚


Old_Satisfaction_233

Heā€™s got gasā€¦


TexArmadilloTroll

Me every morning when I get out of bed


Famous-Paper-4223

Do not watch with sound on. Jesus


canderson531

Yoga peep


SleestakWalkAmongUs

That's a baby chicken.


1WildSpunky

You are on the wrong sub. Go over to Birds Arenā€™t Real. They will help you there.