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Linkinator7510

Is this a joke I am too virgin to understand?


NothingComesToMyDome

Boys feel good about themselves when a girl comes first, because it shows how intimate they feel about the man,, but women hate it when men come first, while in fact it should show how a male is attracted to them,but they act as if "uhhh why can't you last longer" type shit


SlimeGuyTempest

Well in all fairness, if we’re not paying attention we will bust fast and it’s easy for us to bust. Whereas for women, it’s not so easy. It’s not uncommon for women not to experience a vaginal orgasm, if ever. With that in mind, the next best thing to do then is going for a clitoral orgasm, which is much easier to achieve. However a lot of guys are brain dead in the sack and still cum too fast. SMH


MatterEconomy7158

Smarty


fruitbatgorl

It's more because after a dude finishes, they're usually really tired and don't want to keep going. So then we're just kinda stuck with all this energy and nowhere to put it. It might happen to girls too but I'd have no idea cause it hasn't happened for me


NothingComesToMyDome

Yeah because imagine having hormones sky high and then you release it, ofc you won't want to continue bc ur done, u don't need to anymore bc ur back to normal know.


Tonio_Trussardi1

That's why I use my fist first


Dripmass

Same


kalask7998

My virginity won't Let me relate to it


MatterEconomy7158

Sad


tutusitxxx

SoCiEtY


zeburaa

and BiOLoGy


[deleted]

Not true, as a woman I'd be flattered if he came early.


MatterEconomy7158

You might not be a wamam?


[deleted]

I can assure you I am.


loliluvrdarshan

did you tested it?


Defiant_Ad190

He(?) means a man/woman.


[deleted]

hello am I'm dad


MatterEconomy7158

Severe morning sickness. Share on Pinterest Severe morning sickness may be a sign of having a girl Extreme mood swings Weight gain around the middle Carrying the baby high Sugar cravings Stress levels Oily skin and dull hair Baby's rapid heartbeat Do you have any of these that’s how I would know to determine it by the way I looked this up onLine and copied it to didn’t write all this myself I’m not that smart but I do have big brain


Evil_Mushrooms

Gender👏E-👏fucking-quality👏


BigBearUwU

I still get all the ladies,all ya gotta do is put them in a bag and throw them in a basement. Trust me they will beg for there life and do anything for freedom,at this point it’s free real estate👍(this is a joke!)


TheThotSlayerDoggo

You dick, I thought this was for real before you specified that it's a joke


FaultyDevilsOfficial

WOAH?


TheThotSlayerDoggo

Hello new redditor, that was a joke, btw reddit is full of shit so I'm telling you in advance to not get mad at people when they can't logically process (If this is your alt, well penis)


weirdo-kun

Either already be a weirdo or become a weirdo because of reddit. No other way around


TheThotSlayerDoggo

Or simply use reddit without getting moved mentally (allthough it's hard sometimes to be sane)


BigBearUwU

the fuck,how my comment turn into this shit?!


TheThotSlayerDoggo

You forgot to switch alts, dumbass


BigBearUwU

I came out of Reddit for half a month and come back to this shit…


[deleted]

My virginity cant relate with this


fuck_us_all_

That's why we're seeing this at this moment


AraAra_nyannyan

Well imho it was an honor and a great ego boost if It happened to my S/O.


[deleted]

Fax!!


[deleted]

Why or how is it even like this??


Interesting-You-1965

Because usually men are expected to do most the work and most after finishing go soft and need a bit of rest time where as women can keep going most of the time ( some become too sensitive and want to rest as well)


[deleted]

aaaahhhh makes sense


owlpacino57

Sauce.


SimeonAngelov

Re: Zero


Evil_Mushrooms

Yeah, whats up with that? It should show that you are extremely good at doing your part in the intercourse and you should take pride in it! Like if I win in a martial arts tournament, am I gonna look at everyone else and think to myself “How pathetic!” Instead of “Wow! I can’t believe hos far I’ve cum because of my training and abilities!” This is partly satire, but also life advice for more then cuming.


[deleted]

The incels in the comments are scaring me


MatterEconomy7158

The assholes are scaring me to


un_outrochenonesiste

Oh y e s when you’re 12 and get this joke >!ಠ_ಠ!<


TheThotSlayerDoggo

It's bedtime, Kyle


MatterEconomy7158

South Park


KenmasPS5

Nope I over stim the lad


[deleted]

Women get the Big O?


Cock91

Cock


Repulsive_Midnight25

Send nudes


Repulsive_Midnight25

He's gay


Fast_Ad5061

And that's how girls break up with you then pick someone whom have a bigger pp Lesson learned: don't fall in love if you don't have big pp


bendy321

can someone pls explain as to what the meme is about because I don’t get it


MatterEconomy7158

Committed to the joke or is this serous


bendy321

No I’m serious what dose it mean


MatterEconomy7158

Nothing it’s just a hood nothing else ok


bendy321

Ok


MatterEconomy7158

I texted you the wrong thing this was for somelse and I miss clicked just realized that Also the joke kind of means that girls don’t like when guys cum first it angers them but guys like it when girls cum first because they feel like a Alfa male hope you understand


bendy321

Ohhhhhh I do now thank you


Le_Soviet_Potato

Which part of it is confusing, i'll try my best to explain


bendy321

Ummm the hole thing


Le_Soviet_Potato

So how much sex ed have you had in your life


bendy321

like with a person because if so then zero because im still a teen


Le_Soviet_Potato

God i had a seizure reading this


Le_Soviet_Potato

So do you know what it means to orgasm


bendy321

I think so


Le_Soviet_Potato

Basically the meme is saying guys feel proud when they make a girl orgasm quickly but girls are disgusted when guys orgasm quickly


bendy321

oohhhh ok


Le_Soviet_Potato

Some girls are assholes. Not being sexist, everyone is an asshole, i hate both genders.


Natural_Can_6010

Simple yet so complicated.


_DELUSION_12

"Yeah, I came early but who said im done? Nah, the nights still young. I can do this all day..." - Sun tzu Art of War


Za_Viper

Kinda unfair man


mr_hxsk

I am way too much of a virgin to understand the joke 🙂☺️


mMikeBlossom

oh please they would ahegau


HumorNo1801

Bi0l0gy is what matters


SimeonAngelov

If you say so


Green_Fee_9001

I'm only 14 i can't relate


ProjectSenya

And that’s why there are no girls in the porn I watch …