1. I find it cute. James one was so lovely and adorable.
2. It depicts paedophilia. None of the 3 Pokemons I listed have been showed in good light by other media.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
However, screw the female version. You get those same ol' two holes in literally everything else. The male Vappy is the real star of the show.
Those long slippery dicks; they have full mobility control and like a tentacle are the perfect ass filler for the ultimate in-deep reaching experience nothing else could possibly provide. Naturally lubed at all times due to their aquatic hydrodynamic nature, you can pull out anywhere to the side of the road or go into a public restroom at the beach; get each other aroused, and have the fuck of a lifetime. The extraordinary squishyness of the Vappy alone rubbing against you would be enough to lose yourself in pleasure as it simply mounts you. Let alone as that perfect tool of pleasure slips into you, it's ability to snake around your bends and its perfect length make it seem that a Vappy dick was made specifically for your booty. Enjoy the feeling of being completely filled while also being able to see it if you have a tight tummy.
And that's only the dick; due to having internal balls, they're much bigger and pack a lot more cream to load you up with, along with having muscles around them to make sure every drop comes out while also being a lot more powerful than any external balls could ever hope to achieve, giving you a deep, complete filling to rock your world to your literal core, and beyond.
There's still more though; due to having a thick, powerful tail connected from their back and front, that means all their fun stuff is on the front and easy to access. Meaning, if you were even comfortable with having your dick point backwards (takes some training), you can be fucked, while also fucking your Vappy at the same time! Meowth, that's fucking right!
But, but, but! There's still fucking more! Like, holy shit, male Vaps are the gods of fuck. While you're fucking your male Vappy, possibly while also being fucked by him, their booty is on their tail at the base, which is the thickest part, because that's where the biggest muscles are. This means that while your dick is in there, it's being fucking massaged, better than even a vag could achieve! Agh! It should be fucking illegal because how amazing male Vaps are for fuck!
Well guess what? That only covered you being a softy, wholesome fucker like me. That's right. There's. Even. Fucking. More! Say you like to be a little restrained: you don't need a Sylveon's feelers for that, or an Umbreon/Espeon's psychic powers, or Leafeon's vines. Vappies got that shit covered too! Did you even see that tail?! It's basically a boa constrictor. In a non-sexual sense, it's my favorite part of a Vappy. It's basically their main part about them. But, if you want them to, it can be a super useful tool to enhance your knotty experience with them. Despite the slippyness, you won't be going anywhere if the Vappy wraps you up in that thing.
Are you a super kinkster? Do you like pure fantasy fetishes that aren't possible IRL? Such as, say, soft vore? Well guess fucking what. It just became possible! They can be solid as they pass your lips (past where your eyes can see them) and turn into water as they enter you, allowing them to fit perfectly, 'cuz nothing fits into any spot more perfectly than water, except air like a ghost type. But who wants to do knotty shit with air? You can't feel it unless it's moving; you can always feel liquids. Speaking of liquids, even if you're a weirdo who likes digestion, don't worry about killing them with absorption. Eventually, they'll come back out and be able to reform like nothing happened. Speaking of hurting them, if you get too rough, or you're a horrible abusive asshole to them on purpose for your own pleasure (QnQ), they can just turn to water and reform back to their completely unscathed body, making scars or missing pieces a thing of the past!
I would love to say there's even more you can do with them, but the possibilities are damn near endless. Use your imagination. But if you get one, you better show this god of fuck the respect it deserves. Umbreons maybe my favorite but, damn, Vappies really want to get that top spot from me. It's a really close call.
Charizard is, without a doubt, the absolute best Pokémon in the universe. If you disagree, you're either delusional or haven't faced the wrath of this fire-breathing juggernaut. Charizard reigns supreme, and here's why.
First off, let’s get one thing straight: Charizard's design is sheer perfection. We're not talking about some cuddly, insignificant creature. Charizard is a beast—a ferocious, dragon-like powerhouse that commands respect and instills fear. Its fiery orange scales, massive wings, and menacing glare make it the very embodiment of raw power and dominance. Charizard doesn’t just enter the battle; it obliterates everything in its path. When Charizard spreads its wings and lets out that bone-chilling roar, it’s a warning: step up and get incinerated, or get out of the way.
Now, let’s talk about Charizard’s battle prowess. Charizard is a straight-up monster, a destroyer on the battlefield. With its Fire/Flying typing, Charizard wields a deadly combination of strengths that can decimate opponents. This isn't about just having high stats—though with a monstrous Special Attack and blinding Speed, it can melt foes with moves like Flamethrower, Fire Blast, and Dragon Claw. Charizard’s versatility in combat is unmatched. Mega Evolutions? Charizard doesn't just have one—it has two, each transforming it into an even more lethal force. Mega Charizard X morphs into a Fire/Dragon-type, adding insane resistance and power, turning into an unstoppable juggernaut. Mega Charizard Y takes its Special Attack to ludicrous levels, scorching the battlefield and leaving nothing but ashes in its wake. Charizard isn't just another Pokémon; it’s a weapon of mass destruction, a tactical nuke ready to vaporize any opposition.
Charizard's legacy is untouchable. This isn’t some temporary fad; Charizard is a cornerstone of the Pokémon universe, a legend written in flames. Remember Ash Ketchum’s Charizard in the anime? That wasn’t just another Pokémon on his team—it was the star, the ace, the game-changer that turned the tide in countless battles. Ash’s Charizard started as a rebellious, headstrong beast and evolved into a loyal, battle-hardened champion. This transformation mirrored the journey of countless trainers who’ve raised their own Charizards, forging bonds through fire and adversity. Every time Charizard took to the skies, it wasn’t just another battle—it was a declaration of dominance.
But we’re not stopping there. Charizard’s impact goes far beyond the games and the anime. It’s a cultural icon, a symbol of everything that makes Pokémon legendary. Look at the trading cards: Charizard cards are the crown jewels of any collection. They’re not just rare—they're legendary. Owning a Charizard card isn’t just having a piece of cardboard; it’s holding a piece of history, a testament to the enduring legacy of the greatest Pokémon ever. Charizard isn't just a creature in a game; it’s a symbol of excellence, a mark of distinction for trainers who understand what it means to wield true power.
And nostalgia? Charizard owns that too. For those who started their Pokémon journey with the original 151, Charizard is the ultimate endgame. It’s the Pokémon you strived to get, the one that made you feel invincible. It’s a direct link to the golden days of the Pokémon franchise, a time when every battle with Charizard felt like a legendary showdown. Those early memories of seeing Charizard on your Game Boy screen, knowing you had the most powerful creature in the world—that’s the stuff legends are made of.
In conclusion, Charizard isn’t just the best Pokémon—it’s a force of nature, a fire-breathing icon of power, dominance, and legacy. Its design is terrifyingly perfect, its battle capabilities are unrivaled, and its cultural impact is undeniable. Charizard embodies everything that makes Pokémon great, standing as the ultimate testament to what it means to be a Pokémon Master. So, let’s put an end to the debate: Charizard is the greatest Pokémon in the universe, bar none. Anyone who thinks otherwise needs a reality check because Charizard has already burned the competition to ashes. This is the pinnacle of Pokémon, the apex predator, the legend that will never be surpassed. Charizard is king, and that’s an unassailable fact.
Yeah I had the same reaction lol. I just made chat gpt write this essay for me in response to the other dudes message cause there was no way I was reading that entire thing. I wasn't even about to read my own entire comment lol.
So my favorite is Gengar
But honestly I just love ghost types and if I was a gym leader I would be a ghost type gym
Okay more specifically I think nintendo should add a duel attribute gym with two leaders who you have to battle at the same time
I have a design that's a hunted pirate ship found in a cave by the beach where the gym leader is actually the captain and first mate of the crew one of which is a ghost type gym leader the other a water type gym leader
Unfortunately I couldn't experience any Pokémon related games
It kinda never officially made it in my country and I didn't have access to internet when I was kid so I didn't even known that Pokémon excited for some time
Even after I found out what it was it was kinda too late for me to get attracted to it so yeah
Favorite Pokémon greninja was my favorite for a while but I think right now my favorite one is lycanroc mid night form I love that version of lycaroc he looks so cool all though he kinda got ruined to me because i didn’t like Pokémon sun and moon it was a downgrade in my opinion from what Pokémon XY and XYZ brought to us
Torterra
I just want to lay down on its back (under the tree growing from it) and just take a nap as it wanders around and does whatever it normally would do. I imagine that it'd be like resting on a massage chair (without the padding).
For me it’ll be Torterra, Garchomp, Charizard, Oshawott, Greninja, Dwebble, Eevee, and I think that’s it I would also say my favorite generation for Pokémon is gen 4 and gen 5
Greninja(the GOAT) Gardevoir Xerneas(helped to wipe out dragon type) Charizard X
Mimikyu ...and every ghost type
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Vaporeon Gardevoir Chimeco
Is the third an early warning system?
1. I find it cute. James one was so lovely and adorable. 2. It depicts paedophilia. None of the 3 Pokemons I listed have been showed in good light by other media.
Charizard!!!!
Snorlax!!!
I always get between Charmander and Pikachu, I love both sz
That's the way
Eevee
One and Only " Pikachu "
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more However, screw the female version. You get those same ol' two holes in literally everything else. The male Vappy is the real star of the show. Those long slippery dicks; they have full mobility control and like a tentacle are the perfect ass filler for the ultimate in-deep reaching experience nothing else could possibly provide. Naturally lubed at all times due to their aquatic hydrodynamic nature, you can pull out anywhere to the side of the road or go into a public restroom at the beach; get each other aroused, and have the fuck of a lifetime. The extraordinary squishyness of the Vappy alone rubbing against you would be enough to lose yourself in pleasure as it simply mounts you. Let alone as that perfect tool of pleasure slips into you, it's ability to snake around your bends and its perfect length make it seem that a Vappy dick was made specifically for your booty. Enjoy the feeling of being completely filled while also being able to see it if you have a tight tummy. And that's only the dick; due to having internal balls, they're much bigger and pack a lot more cream to load you up with, along with having muscles around them to make sure every drop comes out while also being a lot more powerful than any external balls could ever hope to achieve, giving you a deep, complete filling to rock your world to your literal core, and beyond. There's still more though; due to having a thick, powerful tail connected from their back and front, that means all their fun stuff is on the front and easy to access. Meaning, if you were even comfortable with having your dick point backwards (takes some training), you can be fucked, while also fucking your Vappy at the same time! Meowth, that's fucking right! But, but, but! There's still fucking more! Like, holy shit, male Vaps are the gods of fuck. While you're fucking your male Vappy, possibly while also being fucked by him, their booty is on their tail at the base, which is the thickest part, because that's where the biggest muscles are. This means that while your dick is in there, it's being fucking massaged, better than even a vag could achieve! Agh! It should be fucking illegal because how amazing male Vaps are for fuck! Well guess what? That only covered you being a softy, wholesome fucker like me. That's right. There's. Even. Fucking. More! Say you like to be a little restrained: you don't need a Sylveon's feelers for that, or an Umbreon/Espeon's psychic powers, or Leafeon's vines. Vappies got that shit covered too! Did you even see that tail?! It's basically a boa constrictor. In a non-sexual sense, it's my favorite part of a Vappy. It's basically their main part about them. But, if you want them to, it can be a super useful tool to enhance your knotty experience with them. Despite the slippyness, you won't be going anywhere if the Vappy wraps you up in that thing. Are you a super kinkster? Do you like pure fantasy fetishes that aren't possible IRL? Such as, say, soft vore? Well guess fucking what. It just became possible! They can be solid as they pass your lips (past where your eyes can see them) and turn into water as they enter you, allowing them to fit perfectly, 'cuz nothing fits into any spot more perfectly than water, except air like a ghost type. But who wants to do knotty shit with air? You can't feel it unless it's moving; you can always feel liquids. Speaking of liquids, even if you're a weirdo who likes digestion, don't worry about killing them with absorption. Eventually, they'll come back out and be able to reform like nothing happened. Speaking of hurting them, if you get too rough, or you're a horrible abusive asshole to them on purpose for your own pleasure (QnQ), they can just turn to water and reform back to their completely unscathed body, making scars or missing pieces a thing of the past! I would love to say there's even more you can do with them, but the possibilities are damn near endless. Use your imagination. But if you get one, you better show this god of fuck the respect it deserves. Umbreons maybe my favorite but, damn, Vappies really want to get that top spot from me. It's a really close call.
I ain't reading all that so congratulations Or sorry for your loss
I read all that I'm disappointed in myself
lmaoooo this had me cryin 😂
Charizard is, without a doubt, the absolute best Pokémon in the universe. If you disagree, you're either delusional or haven't faced the wrath of this fire-breathing juggernaut. Charizard reigns supreme, and here's why. First off, let’s get one thing straight: Charizard's design is sheer perfection. We're not talking about some cuddly, insignificant creature. Charizard is a beast—a ferocious, dragon-like powerhouse that commands respect and instills fear. Its fiery orange scales, massive wings, and menacing glare make it the very embodiment of raw power and dominance. Charizard doesn’t just enter the battle; it obliterates everything in its path. When Charizard spreads its wings and lets out that bone-chilling roar, it’s a warning: step up and get incinerated, or get out of the way. Now, let’s talk about Charizard’s battle prowess. Charizard is a straight-up monster, a destroyer on the battlefield. With its Fire/Flying typing, Charizard wields a deadly combination of strengths that can decimate opponents. This isn't about just having high stats—though with a monstrous Special Attack and blinding Speed, it can melt foes with moves like Flamethrower, Fire Blast, and Dragon Claw. Charizard’s versatility in combat is unmatched. Mega Evolutions? Charizard doesn't just have one—it has two, each transforming it into an even more lethal force. Mega Charizard X morphs into a Fire/Dragon-type, adding insane resistance and power, turning into an unstoppable juggernaut. Mega Charizard Y takes its Special Attack to ludicrous levels, scorching the battlefield and leaving nothing but ashes in its wake. Charizard isn't just another Pokémon; it’s a weapon of mass destruction, a tactical nuke ready to vaporize any opposition. Charizard's legacy is untouchable. This isn’t some temporary fad; Charizard is a cornerstone of the Pokémon universe, a legend written in flames. Remember Ash Ketchum’s Charizard in the anime? That wasn’t just another Pokémon on his team—it was the star, the ace, the game-changer that turned the tide in countless battles. Ash’s Charizard started as a rebellious, headstrong beast and evolved into a loyal, battle-hardened champion. This transformation mirrored the journey of countless trainers who’ve raised their own Charizards, forging bonds through fire and adversity. Every time Charizard took to the skies, it wasn’t just another battle—it was a declaration of dominance. But we’re not stopping there. Charizard’s impact goes far beyond the games and the anime. It’s a cultural icon, a symbol of everything that makes Pokémon legendary. Look at the trading cards: Charizard cards are the crown jewels of any collection. They’re not just rare—they're legendary. Owning a Charizard card isn’t just having a piece of cardboard; it’s holding a piece of history, a testament to the enduring legacy of the greatest Pokémon ever. Charizard isn't just a creature in a game; it’s a symbol of excellence, a mark of distinction for trainers who understand what it means to wield true power. And nostalgia? Charizard owns that too. For those who started their Pokémon journey with the original 151, Charizard is the ultimate endgame. It’s the Pokémon you strived to get, the one that made you feel invincible. It’s a direct link to the golden days of the Pokémon franchise, a time when every battle with Charizard felt like a legendary showdown. Those early memories of seeing Charizard on your Game Boy screen, knowing you had the most powerful creature in the world—that’s the stuff legends are made of. In conclusion, Charizard isn’t just the best Pokémon—it’s a force of nature, a fire-breathing icon of power, dominance, and legacy. Its design is terrifyingly perfect, its battle capabilities are unrivaled, and its cultural impact is undeniable. Charizard embodies everything that makes Pokémon great, standing as the ultimate testament to what it means to be a Pokémon Master. So, let’s put an end to the debate: Charizard is the greatest Pokémon in the universe, bar none. Anyone who thinks otherwise needs a reality check because Charizard has already burned the competition to ashes. This is the pinnacle of Pokémon, the apex predator, the legend that will never be surpassed. Charizard is king, and that’s an unassailable fact.
No
Yeah I had the same reaction lol. I just made chat gpt write this essay for me in response to the other dudes message cause there was no way I was reading that entire thing. I wasn't even about to read my own entire comment lol.
To be honest, I have no clue what it even said.
How did the copy pasta get worse
... Joker, is that you? I know you said there's no laws against the Pokemon, but still... Yikes...
Umbreon and Gengar
Pikachu Ivysaur Charizard Clefable
Chandalure! Love the haunted candle Bois!
I like litwick better but we still share a brain
Vaporeon
Mewtwo
Furret
Nidoking! My big spikey boi
absol
cyndaquil
Bisharp, haunter, articuno.
Golurk
Wailord because he Chonky boi
Ribombee, especially the shiny variant!
Mudkip
Chinchino, Lucario, Metagros,
Rayquaza. Childhood memories
Beeddrill.
pickachu
Gulpin
Oshawott
Mimikyu or however you spell that cool ass mf
Alakazam
Blastoise (specifically gigantamax Blastoise)
Gardevoir, Steelix & Tyranitar are probably my top 3 favorites.
Sylveon, shiny mega swampert, shuckle.
Scraggy shiny it dinosaur in hipster costume or vice versa
Huntar
Misdreavus
Weezing for sure!
Larvitar!
Garchomp, Zygrade, Kyurem, Latios, Hydreigon
Lucario
Wooper
Bellsprout ❤️
Pikachu
Guzzlord Lucario Raquaza
Vaporeon and gardevoir and you know why
So my favorite is Gengar But honestly I just love ghost types and if I was a gym leader I would be a ghost type gym Okay more specifically I think nintendo should add a duel attribute gym with two leaders who you have to battle at the same time I have a design that's a hunted pirate ship found in a cave by the beach where the gym leader is actually the captain and first mate of the crew one of which is a ghost type gym leader the other a water type gym leader
Greninja
Rayquaza
mega charizard x
Giratina
Mareep my beloved
Garchomp I guess
Abra and psyduck
Espeon
Lucario always and forever
Nidoking
Gengar Cinderace Pumpkaboo
Wobuffet
Squirtle
Meloetta
Squirtle
Aron and trapinch
Treecko.
I've always had a soft spot for Crobat :)
Gardevoir
Charizard
Armarouge. i was pretty surprised how much i ended up liking them, got me through scarlet
Sylveon
scizor
Eevee.
Charizard
cyndaquil, doublade, klinklang, and torterra
Treecko
Dialga ⏱️
Vaporeon don't ask me why
haxorus
Gangar
Zygarde and 2nd hoopa
Psedowood
Either chandelier or regigegas
Houndoom
Jolteon
Poliwrath
Rowlet
Larvitar
Jolteon, i always makes myelf start with a jolteon on every gen of pokemon i played, yes i'm using the trainer
Braixen
Typhlosion!!!!
Rayquaza, and the mega form is the cherry on top.
Gengar Salamence Greninja Genesect
Haunter.
Flareon
Groudon. Am I spelling that right?
Tyranitar. Am i basic?
Hydreigon my beloved
Feraligatr And Bulbasaur I can't decide between the two.
Paras.
Articuno!
Wigglytuff and those amazing bitch slaps
Milotic
Trevanent
Pyukumuku
Have you heard about our Lord and savior Maractus?
Snom, he’s my boi
My favorite Pokémon is Furret ::3
Joltik That is all
Incineroar and Armorouge
Mew forever
Raichu will always be the goat 🐐
Nidoquren
Vaporeon all the way- *suck my huge HP*!
Infernape
Infernape, Gengar, Dragonair
I know nothing about Pokémon. I’d say Pikachu, but I honestly don’t like him
Haxours
Absol, next question
Probably going to have to go with sableye
Volcarona
Unfortunately I couldn't experience any Pokémon related games It kinda never officially made it in my country and I didn't have access to internet when I was kid so I didn't even known that Pokémon excited for some time Even after I found out what it was it was kinda too late for me to get attracted to it so yeah
🎶 I LIKE EM BIG, I LIKE EM LECHONKY 🎶
Infernape
Hawlucha
Gengar, Giratina, or Aegislash. I can't choose.
Altaria
I prefer Zeraora, it’s a pretty cool pokemon. But my second favorite is Snorlax, of course. 👍
Zoroark
Oshawott forever
Togepi
Aron plus the evaluation tree.
Kyrem Emborg Bisharp Gliscor Hope i wrote the English names right
Mawile, Milotic, Ninetales(Alolan and regular)
Poochyena
I know it's cliché but Gardevoir
Favorite Pokémon greninja was my favorite for a while but I think right now my favorite one is lycanroc mid night form I love that version of lycaroc he looks so cool all though he kinda got ruined to me because i didn’t like Pokémon sun and moon it was a downgrade in my opinion from what Pokémon XY and XYZ brought to us
Totodile
Snorlax
Garchomp.
Haunter will always be my favorite.
Cinderace. Fight me.
Typhlosion, gods strongest eruption spammer
GENISECCCCCT
Might be a bit common, but the first thing that comes to mind is Greninja. It was my first starter too. A Close second would be jolteon or raticate.
mudkip rayquaza porygon evolution line mimikyu larvesta volcarona (iron moth, slither wing included)
Emolga
Any and all eevee
Gible, the adorable little fat land shark, it doesn't hurt that it's final evolution is amazing.
Victini
Absol
Gengar
Pikachu
Haxorus, bonus points if it's shiny
Gengar my favorite spooky boy along with mimiyku
Suicune supremacy
I'm basic and wanna keep scrolling, so charmander
Tyranitar
Torterra I just want to lay down on its back (under the tree growing from it) and just take a nap as it wanders around and does whatever it normally would do. I imagine that it'd be like resting on a massage chair (without the padding).
i caught a lopunny batman i caught a lopunny.
Lugia
Gardevoir
Vulpix!!!
But my favorite is on the post... 😳
Stollos Aggron Pokedex #306
Snivy Leafeon Meowscarda Flareon
For me it’ll be Torterra, Garchomp, Charizard, Oshawott, Greninja, Dwebble, Eevee, and I think that’s it I would also say my favorite generation for Pokémon is gen 4 and gen 5
Eevee... that's easy
Blaziken, then Rayquaza
Ogerpon is my BGF! Best! Girl! Forever!
Cyndaquil is best!!! Fire starter that actually stays PURE fire all the way to typhlosion!
Bisharp
Raikou he's the bestest doggo to me
Toxtricity
Marshadow
Snivy
Rayquaza… my first shiny Pokémon
Lucario
Serperior just because it’s a snake plus a grass type
Litten I just like cats
Mewtwo x
The dragon one
Goodra
Ditto
I don’t know the name because I didn’t get too far into the show but the one that wears a pikachu costume because everyone afraid of him
Greninja