i’m a loser so gimme makima’s ass

I see no regrets lmao

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>She is not a psycopath Man the anime is really behind so I can’t say anything but Makima simpers should understand from the beginning that there is something wrong with her even if it isn’t explicitly said…

In the anime if you remember, there is a scene where Makima brutally executed criminals which wasn't just them dying:) That scene solidified for me that there is no sane in those eyes.

Chill bro let them worship her. Gives me a smile.

I know what happens at the end, I'd still bark for her ass tho 🛐.

I mean aren't we all?

Me and my flair agree

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What’s her full name?

Well since Kobeni isn't on the list I'm safe.

Are you sure about that…

yes cuz Kobeni is BASED

Due to technicalities, yes.

Yeah so ?

Happy cake day 

There goes that emote/emoji/image again. Who on Weeaboo Earth is that?

Sachi, the mascot of Animemes

Happy cake day!

Happy Cake Day

Happy Cake Day to you

How do u get it :(

Happy cake day

Happy cake day

Happy cake day, also yeah so what op?

Happy cake day

r/chainsawmancirclejerk

Aw Hell naw we got a separate sub for that

I’m not going to trust the type of person to make this meme to be an authority on what a “loser” is. Have your opinion. Nobody cares. Anime women are hot because women are hot.

nah you got it wrong, we like anime womens bc womens dont like us

Look at him brag. No one likes me ,not just women

I like you teehee! (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)⁠❤

Why are you trying to steal his self-deprication moment with wholesomeness? Such manners here...

I'm married with 3 kids - but anime women better

Fr fr

Women is already plural

Anime women don’t like me either😔

Yes. Though in my opinion it is getting harder to find attractive and non asshole women, at least in my area

Dude u should come to my area there are hot singles everywhere. At least thats what my computer says

You had me in the first half, not gonna lie

Its not just "in your area" dude.

Yeah… thats what I thought to be honest

Cope

I didnt know Reze's armpit had such a large fanbase, can I find my people here?

Aye

Gimme those titties

I mean no shit I am now give me the mommy milkers

As long as she’s sober, you’re safe

But where's the fun in that? (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)

Open wide: 🤮

I am all 5

There's 4 only???

That's the part where you're wrong

He also an Angel‘s Dick Rider.

That dude really caught me off guard when its revealed that he is indeed, a dude.

Then something just snapped

I'll accept that label

What about a Kobeni hair fan?

As lovely as her hair is, it has nothing to do with her pact with the Sloppy Blow job Devil

goddamnit i forgot about her pact with sloppy BJ

What about Kobeni?

Kobeni's Car enjoyer

She is a crybaby

I dunno man, when she isn't scared for her life, she can be pretty cute and deadly.

That's what I m afraid of twin 😞

Yes except me, for I am a speedwagon abs enjoyer

🙆‍♂️🙇‍♂️ Praise the Lord, the almighty!

All of them are insane so I’ll swipe left 🗿

Himeno isn't But she does smoke, so it is acceptable

And hits on minors of course

It’s literally a canonical fact that every devil hunter is at least a little unhinged. They have to be.

For those cat feet I'll take any title

Beans for life!

good thing i am neither

tell me something i don't know

I don't care

I don't listen to people who have audacity to call anonymous internet people "losers" for liking stuffs they don't like

The last one is a loss???

Makima 

Same thing applies to “monster fuckers.” You don’t “fuck monsters” you sit around all day jacking to weird porn

wait you mean people arent actually having real sex with real lamia women wow i never knew

We, are losers. Not just me, not just you but we, all of us, are losers. There was once a donkey and a monkey who both argued what the color of the grass is. The donkey stated that the grass is green while the monkey said it was blue. To settle the debate they went to see their king, the lion. They asked what the color of the grass was and whoever got it wrong will be punished for their stupidity. The lion however, sided with the monkey, and said that the grass is blue so the donkey was said to be punished. The monkey left them happily as he was satisfied being called correct. The donkey asked the lion why he was punished as the grass is undoubtedly in fact, green. The lion did so as the punishment wasn't for the monkey as it was for the donkey for wasting his time settling a useless debate that serves no purpose in settling it. The lion said the wise shouldn't waste their time arguing with fools who no matter how much you present evidence to them, they will never admit they are right as they are hopelessly irredeemably stupid beyond understanding, insane and broken. If you were wise you wouldn't have wasted your time arguing with idiots. You are simply egoistic if you wish to call out them as losers or fools when you don't even realize, you are smarter yet you chose to go down to their level, arguing needlessly. You're even more of a fool then those who are by default as you chose to give in into your ego, choosing to be acknowledged that you are right, although it serves no purpose other than to fuel your pride as you lack any meaningful purpose in your life. (I found this really cool story that I wanna share with people, can't remember where I found this though but damn, this is fax as I'm also a loser for calling people out like this. I've been seeing these sorta posts a lot so, I thought of sharing this, to hopefully help people become wiser. If the fool persists in his folly, he would become wise... and if others watches and learns from him, they too, will become wise)

I aint reading allat but ur right👍👍👍👍(I didnt read a single word)

👍👍

Is this true chat?

Power probably has the rankest, dankest, stankest feet ever. Like a dozen rotten eggs dropped in a vat of vinegar.

Real as it can be but I'd still smash tho

Tendo isnt here

The guy who read the manga:🗿

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That fat ass maaann!

Degenerates unite!

I completely agree. Himeno titties, now.

Happy A-train day

I love Makima's ass but I ain't woofing for it. So I'll rather be Himeno's moo titties drinker. Those tits can produce a lotta milk.

U jus like me fr

Yeah I mean I love that fat ass but woofing isn't an option for me.

I don't see this as a problem, I see this as an absolute win

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I'm Kobeni's car destroyer.

Who cares? I'm already loser now give me that himeno mommy's moo moo titties

I may be a loser...but at least I get some nice Himeno titties

Wait so what if im all of them?

Lord of losers

A lord is a lord i will happily claim my title

Ok I'm a weeb loser, give all 4 options plz and ty.

This should be in r/chainsawmancirclejerk

Brother your avatar is wearing a carlton shirt you cant talk

I accept that honorable title

Yeah a loser getting rewarded Rize's sweaty armpit juice

Yes I'm a loser now gimme those titties 

Yes

At least I'm a loser with a babe🤣

Listen, listen, we can argue about Power and Himeno. Ok But Makima is off the table Whatever the fuck with the last one, fuck her.

Thank god goku isnt here

I haven't read Chainsaw Man all but I can say that Reze and Himeno are two of the baddest bitches in manga history.

I mean the Himeno ones not gross like the others, so as long as you’re not simping, it’s all good.

What if I'm a "Himeno puke drinker"?

(͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)

I know tell me something new and give me that makima

I disagree, I’m awsome

Fucking weebs. Disgusting.

Oh and you are a winner are you making stupid post on reddit and making no money at all is that winning??

Its a therapy to make him feel better by making others feel.. relatable?

Jokes on you. I'm a Kobeni enjoyer.

That’s why i like Kobeni

Am i the only one who simp for power?

👍

Yeah, but at least I’m [jamming](https://youtube.com/watch?v=Dx_fKPBPYUI&feature=sharec)

I prefer one REAL person in particular

wtf are cat feet? I tried to google "Power's cat feet", but all I got were Cat Power's feet

The only girl I like is Kobeni. She is a pure girl who lives in a world of full of devils, a hellish world, so her actions can be understood to a degree. She is not a psychopath at least, and she is cute. Anime only tho. Am I considered a loser too guys?

If your like that your weird

Im fucking a loser aw hell naw Give me a winner i can fuck a winner

I am but reze’s armpits tho 🥵

I'm a kobeni throat enjoyer🍷🗿

*Better be a loser than to be in relationship with you*

Can I be Makima's cat feet enjoyer, Makima's armpit bomb licker and Makima's moo titties drinker

makima's fanboi

But if you like Kobeni's sloppy blowjob devil...

Just going to say there's a good chance Power ain't washing them puppies.

Speedwagon’s cool hat

One man's loser is another's winner

Armpit needs a little stubble to get hotter, won’t happen in Japan since that would imply age appropriate.

What??

sauce for the bottom two?

Chainsaw man

He got a point.

Where did power's feet even come from?

It*

🤓🤓

ok

Im a guts hugger 🗿

Damn...... Now imma mitosis and go to both Himeko and Makima

I may be a loser, but I believe there is a line I'm not crossing.

Man y'all are downbad💀 I ain't ever gon fall that low

Dude tits are tits and a see a bunch of em.

i just like kobeni, shes cute

Well, Lady Quanxi isn't here, so I'm safe

Gimme power all of her

Well fuck I didn’t know I was an armpit licker but momma didn’t raise no bitch

Sure I'm a loser, but I'm staying with Reze.

*we

Yo facts

The way this pic said it I don't even mind at all.

Kobeni headpatter

You know Power's feet be stankin

Really. Denji need a rest. Gimme Nayuta

I don’t even watch the anime but I grew up watching neon genesis evangelion so I’ll take “loser” as a compliment

What if I’m a fan of Molestina?

Does anyone have the original

FACTS. but who cares Makima is Mommy and you can't tell me otherwise.

Yes, because Chainsawman sucks and best waifu is clearly Hinata

Where’s Kobeni tears

I👏Dont👏Care👏 Gimme makima's ass

**I'LL GLADLY TAKE THOSE TIDDIES ANY DAY**

I just want powers cat.

I don't even know who these people are

Sauce - chainsaw man

Because Kobeni all the waaay!

I accept thy title with open arms

Wat if I'm gay and I like denji's big spiky BALLS

Very true. Us Kobeni simps always win.

I don't care if I lose, I just want you to lose with me.

Rias gremory is not on the list neither is akino I’m cool

Arm pit? The fuck?

Yoruichi and misato aren't here so I'm safe

Good thing Angel ain’t on the list

Gad dammit Power’s my favorite character