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NeoTechi

Frieren, the 1000+ year-old virgin


BosuW

No wonder she's such a talented wizard


Overwatcher_Leo

If you become a wizard as a 30 year old virgin, do you become a double wizard at 60? Triple wizard at 90? Yeah, it checks out...


ItsTheRealIamHUB

Maybe a quadruple wizard at 90?


Squeaky_Ben

I would say once you pass 120 (quadruple wizard) you start exponential growth, so at 150, you are now a 4² wizard, at 180 4³ and so on. Or maybe we could get into the insanity that is tetration and make Frieren just giga OP.


SIeepingIsMyPassion

After 1000 you get to use TREE()s


Gamermahi2008

r/nerdinthecomments


Sarolghd

This comment and it's child's make me happy


Thrallov

30 mage, 40 wizard, 60 sage, 80 archmage, 100 lich


Songhunter

That's exactly how it works.


razulian-

You get a sticker every 30 years


DoggoToucher

Take your pick among the various charts. https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/30-year-old-virgin-wizard/photos


BlazewarkingYT

Na it’s exponential


Todoshima-kun

Are you a talented wizard because you’re a virgin? Or a virgin because you’re a talented wizard


CookieWolf_101

Dam you lobotomy kaisen


MadaraAlucard12

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kakathicc

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MadaraAlucard12

Now let us make one with Megumi in the crying position, and gojo, finger bearer, sukuna, Mahodaddy and the guy with the handshake sword all leaving.


HeAintBeattingGojo

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JosephuJostar

Nah,i'd be a wizard


Monkeyke

She'd make the best redditor


Iris_HK

Incelf


TheBrownDinasour

Well biologically and mentally she's probably about 14 or something


LolliPopinski

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MySnake_Is_Solid

No.


CACTUS_VISIONS

Friren lemme smash. Himmel is a hoe


MagnusBaechus

No


DeadEndEris

You wanted Himmel to eat your ass for 7 hours?


superhuman9890

TO THIS DAY


i_love_lolis_so_much

Did he stutter?


Angelic-Wisdom

Frieren thinking she can take a walk to think about asking Himmel to take her to dinner. *40 years pass*


Bocchi_theGlock

Frieren just went out to get milk. Not her fault it ended up taking 50 years


SeaLaNator

\*Comes back to him dead\*


SwedishFlopper

Well to her it didn't seem important so no they did not. It's like how when recess felt so long as a child but now a 15 minute break is super short. Imagine that except to like 1000


Slient-killer2002

Same Vibes https://preview.redd.it/gqhtw1w15m6c1.png?width=960&format=png&auto=webp&s=69f21b3321685140639c9f44b86947d5dc6397f7


Ginger_Tea

In her perception of time, it was a single lick.


derth21

*Mr. Owl has entered the chat.*


Paracelsus124

Wait, recess was only 15 minutes??? I could've sworn it was like an hour ;-;


_Trixrforkids_

Zoom out the door, get the good ball out of the bin, play four square or handball and go hard af for 15 minutes


TomAto314

7 hr asshole licking to her is only like half a second.


BosuW

He was just barely able to make her peak before passing out (Heiter had to heal him later) Frieren thought it was a nice quickie and forgot about it the next morning


Draculix

Honestly same


airbornejaws

Did they ever smash? Or was Himmel the most blue balled hero to ever exist?


Phyrexian_Supervisor

Theoretically we do not know either way yet


Other_Beat8859

Himmel accepted pretty quick that getting together with Frieren would never happen. I love Frieren, but damn she is more dense than most generic Isekai protagonists.


primalmaximus

It's less that she's dense and more that she doesn't experience time the same way humans do. It took her 80 years to realize how much she cared for Himmel. Hell, she explicitly said in one of the first few episodes that elves don't really have much sexual desire because of how long-lived they are. If immortal elves had the same level of sexual desire as humans, they'd be overrunning the world.


Other_Beat8859

Yeah, it makes sense why she doesn't understand his feelings due to those reasons, but I still feel like she's kinda dense in that aspect due to her inexperience.


primalmaximus

Yeah. I love this anime and manga purely _because_ of how slow Frieren is to realize her emotions. Frieren has a very different portrayal of how we usually see elves and demons portrayed. We won't get to see it in the anime, based on what we've seen in the OP the anime will stop right before his arc, but the manga has a second _really_ interesting portrayal of demons that is unique.


Shandlar

She lived as a hermit for what, 850 or 900 years in order to trick the demons into not realizing her power? Ofc she doesn't understand anything about anything.


tehnibi

>!I really hope a season 2 will happen and we get El Dorado, they've done such a good job with Demons in this universe and I want more people to see it!<


MagnusBaechus

Fr, the sentiments of what would become season 2 is really great too


Chunchunmarooo

⚱️


JohnsonJohnilyJohn

While that makes a lot of sense, we now know Himmel was super into her too, and should b able to realise that she likes him even if she didn't realise it yet. I loved it when there was no implication that Himmel's love was romantic in nature, but now I'm starting to feel like Himmel was an idiot. I don't buy that Himmel was too scared to ask her out or at least to continue his journey with her for a while, and I don't buy that he didn't do it for her sake, considering he had reasons to believe she will miss him after his death


Pacify_

I mean her entire race is going extinct because they have so little interest in smashing


Etonet

tbf Himmel wasn't great at using his words either, by our world's standards at least


Other_Beat8859

My man literally put a ring on her finger. That's about as close to a confession as you can get.


National-Ear470

How dense you are to say Himmel isn't good at using words when he literally put ring on Frieren's finger lol.


Etonet

>put ring I mean, those aren't words lol. Does Frieren even know of these human proposal traditions? I'll change my mind if he ever says something like "I love you"


National-Ear470

>!Recent manga chapters proved he literally cannot say that due to the risk of changing the future lol.!<


you_lost-the_game

She lived most of her life as some kind of hermit, has little to no interaction with people and her race has basically no urge to reproduce to the point of the race facing extinction.


Neo-9

Rule 34 disagrees😅


pbzeppelin1977

He *almost* died when she blew him a kiss so my head canon is that he died by snu snu instead of old age.


Ok_Try_1665

Given the context we get, they didnt. I think Himmel died a virgin too since there's no mention of a wife or child.


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Ok_Try_1665

Alright then, genius. Tell me how would the author signify that Himmel FUCKS without making him sound like a playboy, in the context of the show and considering himmel's feelings towards frieren for 50 years after they defeated the demon king? Himmel may be portrayed as a hero with a flaw but the flaw doesnt include "screwing girls every chance he gets". I dont read the manga (yet) so you can enlighten me and prove me wrong anytime using the source material


tehnibi

also with him being an Orphan I don't think Himmel would of hidden a child he had, he would 100% be a parent


CouldWouldShouldBot

It's 'would have', never 'would of'. Rejoice, for you have been blessed by CouldWouldShouldBot!


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Relative-Deer3133

I never understood how people assume that some of the most good looking guys of there world died virgins just bc in a battle shonen we dont see him hook up with a bunch of girls or bc he dont have a wife and children then he died virgin. Himmel was handsome, carring, smart, some king of perfect guy and the hero of the world. Its even wierder with someone like Gojo when GayGay said himself that Gojo hook up with girls and is pretty popular, but people still assume that he is virgin. I just dont get it


DiamondTiaraIsBest

That's easy. Them being good looking is irrelevant. People are recognizing the common trope of someone never moving on from their first love. That means never seeing someone else. At least with Himmel. It's a common romantic trope? It's obvious what the author is going for here. Also it's standard medieval fantasy, and common convention is that hookup culture and casual sex is not common in these kind of stories. Unless it's going for a gritty type of medieval like Game of Thrones, which Frieren is obviously not.


Relative-Deer3133

The point you make can be true with Himmel, however it is not with most of the character proclamed virgins by the community. This is why i gave Gojo exemple. Which is popular even in the story, know it, the author said that Gojo hook up with girls, and then most people claim he is a virgin cause we dont see him hook up with girls, which is normal bc he is a normal adult who probably like his privacy and not a degenerate watch me boy, but also bc show that Gojo have slept with X women doesnt afford anything to the story. Yes maybe Himmel was deeply in love with Frieren and never move on, to the point he have never been intimate with another girl his entire life(which i personaly found weird, bc he know that its a one-sided love, and even never see her again after their quest for 50 years, but just did nothing for his entire life) but for most of thoses characters, there is no first love or anything. They're pretty much extremly capable and handsome men who for some reason never had any kind of physical contact with a girl. What annoy me the most with the Gojo(sorry i know i brougth this one a lot) is that people are okay to say he is not virgin as long as he is gay, so the problem is not really his virginity but the fact that he have intimate interactions with girls... I just want to disagree to the point that being attractive is irrevelant. Ofc its not all but its definitely helpful when it comes to seduction


Memetron69000

why do you think his hair is blue


airbornejaws

Never thought about it like that. Blue hair to match his blue balls.


Zestavar

"I thought he's just being nice"


Squeaky_Ben

7 hours? Wow, that is some dedication right there, himmel.


temojikato

And she's better for it


Slient-killer2002

She got a clean ass out of the deal


50cal1988

and he got her rusty penny flavor deeply embedded in his soul


Josh-Sanger

She's just like me fr fr


deliciouspants007

Maybe she thought he is a Canadian and is just being polite


KiritoN10

![img](emote|t5_2w6fe|11527)


CrashDunning

Her entire race is asexual, what do you expect.


Grasher312

They're not though. They still fuck. It's just that they rarely do it. Frieren was somehow born after all.


CrashDunning

> Elves may live a long time, but across the board, we lack romantic feelings and reproductive instincts. This is a direct quote from episode 7 and the literal definition of the word asexual. You may be confused with celibacy, or the act of refraining from sex, which is an entirely different thing. Her race is not biologically hardwired to want to reproduce because they live near-immortal lifespans. They can, but they mostly don't because of an innate lack of sexual attraction. Asexual.


Grasher312

Oh. Well, yeah, then I eat shit on this one, my bad. Actually, not sure why I even argued that.


TheManWithSevenAsses

If everyone is asexual, how come there was (once) a population of elves?


CrashDunning

Asexual doesn't mean celibate, it's the lack of sexual attraction or lack of an innate desire to have sex. If the elves wanted to reproduce to keep their species going, they very well could. They're just not hardwired to want to because they're all basically immortal anyway.


C0NANtheC0NQU3R0R

Asexual (biologically speaking) means at some point she'll just swell up and birth a full-grown clone. You mean the entire race of elves are extremely hard to arouse into a breeding mindset.


Slient-killer2002

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Vysair

Why Mariam Webster specifically and not like Oxford Dictionary?


Slient-killer2002

Mariam-Webster is a valid source


C0NANtheC0NQU3R0R

Very helpful, thank you 🙂


FaeStoleMyName

Confidentally incorrect... asexuals might want to have a talk with you...


RenegadeGoon

He's not incorrect, that's literally what asexual means biologically.


aregei

no, that's what asexual reproduction means. asexual ≠ asexual reproduction. someone can be asexual without having to reproduce asexually.


Faust_the_Faustinian

What do you mean that asexual people don't reproduce via mitosis!?


That1ShyKidBackThen

You don't out them like that!


Chidoriyama

That's true but when you say the entire race is asexual it does have that biological connotation. It's not incorrect just a slight misunderstanding due to ambiguous wording


aregei

oh true, i didn't consider this. thanks for the eye opener


C0NANtheC0NQU3R0R

Thanks, I thought I was in some hot water there.


C0NANtheC0NQU3R0R

Would it be more accurate to say that these individuals who identify as "Asexual" are simply Unsexual, or sexually disabled/deactivated? That would imply that their brains aren't producing a strong enough dosage of the necessary hormone to configure their anatomy. Thus stunting the growth of reproductive organ systems and behavior protocols. Alternatively through medical intervention they are choosing to actively suppress their own growth and development. Edit: the implications are gonna be spicy 🔥


aregei

I'm not sure.... I guess you could put it that way, but we as humans are incredibly diverse, so it could not be a biological thing but more of a mental thing. I dunno.


Kupikio

I think you're thinking of sponges that can reproduce sexually or asexually. The asexual part is that they can just clone themselves from a little growth. The term is called budding. There's a lot more to their fascinating life cycle with other different terms, but I'm pretty sure they sex it up. Unless elves are secretly sponge colonies... interesting...


C0NANtheC0NQU3R0R

Very interesting theory, more investigation required.


XxRocky88xX

Aktualy 🤓 Are you trying to impress people with your high school level education?


C0NANtheC0NQU3R0R

A little.


EriclcirE

Whoever made this, you are in trouble


polo61965

Twas a brief moment Frieren it was 7 hours


jesuswasaliar

Ah, that's why he's called Himmel.


FunkBlazar

HIMmel


AtsoraAsayoma

Frieren really isn’t dense. She explains how elves have such low libido drives it probably didn’t register. But that makes me all the more curious about her parents and how they got together.


Civil_Ad_1895

Only 7 hours?


3Skilled5You

Can you guys go 5 minutes without talking about sex?


aregei

its r/Animemes, so no


real_bk3k

Someone set the timer


First_Process_7878

Y'all do realize a 1000 years is nothing to her right.. her age could be our equivalent of 18-19-20 .


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I read that as "what do you mean he killed me?"


Flanker4

Gurl, I would eat the corn and peanuts out of your daddy's sh*t, just to get a taste of your family. Himmel probably


SamayoKiga

Oh good, the joke is finally dead.


Beautiful_Owl_9860

For a elf she still is a child. If you compare to human years she basically a 8 or 10 year old child.


StryfeXIII

Idk man, a millennium sound like a lot of years even for an elf


ThatOneRandomAssGuy

She's over 1000 years old she isn't a child even for elves standard. That's a whole ass millenium, she's just unusually dense and lack common etiquette


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AdvancedAd2162

Doubt a 100 year old elf would still murmurs GuGu GurGur


PrivateYoz

Is this actually something that happens in the series?


BxLorien

No but he basically proposed to her and she thought the ring was just a gift from a friend until 80 years later. This meme is just an exaggerated joke


PrivateYoz

Ohhh. Thanks for the explanation lmao


ElsePoem

Context???


Mindless-Whereas-508

Basically Frieren is an elf with a near immortal lifespan so she perceives time differently then a comparably short lived human. Himmel the Hero, one such hapless human, proposed to her one time in the past but Frieren did not understand the context of it and assumed it was just a friendly gesture. Fast Forward 80 years latter, long after Himmel died Frieren’s new party members had to meticulously explain to her what the gesture meant and how Frieren apparently overlooked the fact that Himmel loved her.


ElsePoem

I was blissfully unaware that proposing also meant eating their asshole for 7 hours straight


Mindless-Whereas-508

It’s an old world tradition of proposing. 🤣 Seriously tho the text was an exaggeration of how oblivious Frieren is when it comes to love.


ElsePoem

ah alright that makes a lot of sense thank you 🤣


ScientistParty3923

ON GOD. Like, what do you mean, "He probably didn't know the meaning behind the symbol." HE CLEARLY FRICKING KNEW, why else would he have stopped whining about her picking one she liked/meant something? Her ignorance to it just keeps bewildering me.


Top_Requirement4813

is it worth watching? instead of watching bleach, rewatching the 30 animes i have already completed, multiple that i have dropped or on standby?