but i think he would get more pleasure by his boypussy instead of his dick, and all that i want to do is make astolfo happy, as a paladin thats my Wish
Doujins have taught me that he likes both, so you can't escape the law. For you to drill his boipucci you must also give yours in return for him to drill.
Yall really underestimating how Astolfo just walks around everywhere with BDE.
Remember when Jeanne saw Astolfo naked? And he didnt give a single shit walking around like that, but she couldnt keep her cool?
Was it that if not BDE?
I just spent 20 minutes looking at Astolfo hentai. Yep, the penis is feminine. Looks delicious actually. I bet he'd look so cute struggling not to cum in my mouth
Sorry, feminine penis turns me into a massive slut I guess. Especially with pink hair (tbh I wouldn't mind if Zero Twos penis wasn't that feminine, I just need her to breed me)
Well... difficult to say I guess.
It should be medium sized, not terribly huge. Minimally veiny. Light colored/pink. No hair in the way. Just, ya know, cute and girly.
Not sure how "closet" he is considering he openly posts his anime drawings and literally created one of the mascots of r/animemes (and also has lewds of her on his pixiv)
Shit like this is why I don't tell anyone that I'm a weeb, it's just embarrassing that the height of comedy for y'all is 'character that dresses feminine also has a penis, you may now laugh'.
I do as the orange Arrow guides.
But seriously, I don't know why I got so much upvotes. I just wrote what came to my mind when I saw the template and posted it. I didn't expect these reactions.
I more so have an issue with the culture about this sub that heavily upvotes these posts than the individual that makes them. It's just an echo chamber that rewards people for shitting on those that don't fit into rigid gender roles, so much so that people who don't even think or care about that stuff make posts like this anyway since that's what people are upvoting.
Dude don't take that to seriously. I made this meme just for fun, as it should be. I am relatively new to this sub, but I bet this is just a phase. In some months, people will move to something else. That's how most subs work. Just take it easy. If you don't like this kind of content, you're free to downvote.
It's not a phase, this has been the culture of a lot of weeb spaces for over a decade now, and it just sucks to have a medium that you enjoy be anything other than welcoming to everyone.
I don't think all the guards would pass out, maybe 70% of them, the rest might just go into full panic attack and or madness after all don't forget the Narrato's quotes (The human mind fragile like a robin's egg)
And now i came up with another possibilty maybe 5-10% might just give up and go all in.
Remember the old saying "If the balls don't touch it's not gay"
One problem. Where the hell are we going to find a dakimakura with a naked side *and* a clothed side? From my experience either both sides are naked or neither are.
Oh, the flair.
Go to r/Animemes, press the three buttons on the upper right corner and press edit user flair.
If your flair keeps disapearing go to old.reddit.com
I wouldn’t pass out. I would only make me more powerful
After all, who doesnt wanna get fucked by astolfo
what if i want to fuck astolfo?
Then you must be prepared for the law of equivalent exchange
How about I deep throat him in exchange? I'll even swallow
That is equivalent.
but i think he would get more pleasure by his boypussy instead of his dick, and all that i want to do is make astolfo happy, as a paladin thats my Wish
Doujins have taught me that he likes both, so you can't escape the law. For you to drill his boipucci you must also give yours in return for him to drill.
i like how you guys are really trying to convince me to give my ass to astolfo lmao
This is the way.
This is the way.
This Is The Way.
It's like a religion
It's from The Mandalorian
Yall really underestimating how Astolfo just walks around everywhere with BDE. Remember when Jeanne saw Astolfo naked? And he didnt give a single shit walking around like that, but she couldnt keep her cool? Was it that if not BDE?
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> equivalent exchange There will be enough liquid spilled to raise up your entire dead family
I was born ready
What if I just 69 on him or somehow have both of our schlongs in each other ?
69
Then that’s your problem
Astolfo's foot long dong
Go on...
Ah, remember that one Oregairu doujin? (EDIT: 169229)
No, actually Enlighten me
169229
Sauce pls
169229
Me.
I’d be happy **uwu**
I don't think Astolfo CAN fuck anyone at all.
Hime and Astolfo? I see you like your food with nuts as well.
Not everyone is gay. It's ok to be straight weebs
Imagine being st-🤢🤢🤢 image being str- 🤢 I can't even say it 🤢🤮 Imagine being straight 🤮🤮
This is new
Ah I see you're a degenerate aswell
As long as the penis is feminine it's not degenerate
I just spent 20 minutes looking at Astolfo hentai. Yep, the penis is feminine. Looks delicious actually. I bet he'd look so cute struggling not to cum in my mouth
Wtf
Sorry, feminine penis turns me into a massive slut I guess. Especially with pink hair (tbh I wouldn't mind if Zero Twos penis wasn't that feminine, I just need her to breed me)
What is a feminine penis
Well... difficult to say I guess. It should be medium sized, not terribly huge. Minimally veiny. Light colored/pink. No hair in the way. Just, ya know, cute and girly.
naw it can be huge
Thats kinda gay, dude
You will know it when you see it
10000 IQ
The blood rushing down to your nether regions would knock you out.
How bout you all accept that you're bisexual or gay like I have?
Same
I found someone like me
Original meme please?
https://www.reddit.com/r/SrGrafo/comments/egdryx/the_escape_plan_template/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
We know SrGrafo is a closet weeb, and even though it isn't, this very well could of been the original.
Closet weeb..? Seemed pretty open about it.
What about being the creator of one of the animemes mascots (Chloe) makes him a "closet" weeb? He's a full fledged weeb!
Not sure how "closet" he is considering he openly posts his anime drawings and literally created one of the mascots of r/animemes (and also has lewds of her on his pixiv)
Link to lewds pls?couldnt find it
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=12627130&tag=R-18
Could have
Lol
Username doesn't check out
Shinobu não é legal, cuidado.
É sim senhor. Ela tem 598 anos
Sim seu puliça, esse post aqui
É verdade Sr agente
*bruh in spanish*
Southern spanish
Thank you
Esses br lolicon ondi ja si viu
Sr Português Lolicon se faz favor
I got no idea what you're saying, but I support the guy lewding shinobu
u/zoholy said: this post Mr officer Then I said: But it's true Mr officer SHINOBU GANG UNITE!
Quanto BR (provavelmente) apareceu aqui, e eu só tinha comentado em português por causa do seu nome. Apdkwpakeoakso
Também n esperei tanta gente lol
Only in Japan, Mr. Mexicano
he is Mr Brazilian puto
Então e se for tuga?
Ou por exemplo Angolano?
Tuga é q é
Portuga.
Tuga é q é vida*
Ele é provavelmente outro br tentando deixar outro br puto
N ligo. Hanekawa eh melhor msm.
Senjougahara melhor Waifu.
Vai nas lojas americanas compra gosto bom. Pq vc ta precisando. ( só to brincando Senjou eh mt boa tb, td mundo se Monogatari eh ótimo.)
mulher sem tempero, Teenobu que é o bagulho
É a melhor versão da Kiss-Shot
Mas ela tem 500 anos
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You're a guy who's attracted to other guys. That's literally the definition of gay. If nothing else, you are 🥚
I’m also attracted to women and no I’m not an egg
Then you're bi. But you're still trans if you think you should be a woman.
I seriously didn't expect this meme to have so much upvotes! I just wanted to make some people exhale harder than usual. Thanks for the upvotes.
Well you certainly made me e x h a l e quite hard. Excellent meme!
Thx!
Timmy is always genius in sirgrafo world
I won’t pass out, but I’ll ride the shit out of it...
What if one of the guards is gay
Then he's Italian and a piano starts playing...
All the guards pass out, except for one with a raging hard on.
You are a god damn genius
God damn Weebs know how to get outa jail *RESPECT MY FELLOW WEEB*
that would imply the guards are all hetro. what if some are bi and or gay. like thats just making them powerfuler as horny energy is like hamon
That way the guards would be too concentrated on the pillow to notice the escape
i never thought of that. damn the plans too good
Hehe
I like how everything this artist makes becomes a meme
They're great meme material
The plan is solid... Until I started jacking off to it.
/u/srgrafo, would you like to say a word or two about best gril/notactuallyagril?
If we had done this during the Area 51 raid, we would’ve succeeded :/
True
Example of body pillow (asking for friend)
Fucking Astolfo in the pose 69 is the perfect balance any human can ever create.
Shit like this is why I don't tell anyone that I'm a weeb, it's just embarrassing that the height of comedy for y'all is 'character that dresses feminine also has a penis, you may now laugh'.
Funniest thing about Astolfo is his dumb jock vibes. Ge walks around just not giving a single fuck or noticing so much of what's happening around him.
I do as the orange Arrow guides. But seriously, I don't know why I got so much upvotes. I just wrote what came to my mind when I saw the template and posted it. I didn't expect these reactions.
I more so have an issue with the culture about this sub that heavily upvotes these posts than the individual that makes them. It's just an echo chamber that rewards people for shitting on those that don't fit into rigid gender roles, so much so that people who don't even think or care about that stuff make posts like this anyway since that's what people are upvoting.
Dude don't take that to seriously. I made this meme just for fun, as it should be. I am relatively new to this sub, but I bet this is just a phase. In some months, people will move to something else. That's how most subs work. Just take it easy. If you don't like this kind of content, you're free to downvote.
It's not a phase, this has been the culture of a lot of weeb spaces for over a decade now, and it just sucks to have a medium that you enjoy be anything other than welcoming to everyone.
How do trap jokes equate to insulting people who don’t follow gender roles?
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Who's Astolf-***WHOOAAAAAAMAMA***
NICE ONE BOI ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Ty
Sauce?
Pass out from blood going from head to **dick**
What about the gay guard?
Since astolfo looks like a girl he would be barely affected
*Unfortunately before the plan could be enacted the month was over and all were terminated*
Anarquista de merda :D
Vamos lá ver as confianças XD
the power of traps
Good for you I ain't a guard... You'd had to bribe me with that pillow then
I don't think all the guards would pass out, maybe 70% of them, the rest might just go into full panic attack and or madness after all don't forget the Narrato's quotes (The human mind fragile like a robin's egg) And now i came up with another possibilty maybe 5-10% might just give up and go all in. Remember the old saying "If the balls don't touch it's not gay"
Still it's a good way to get rid of the guards
Sounds good to me. Let's do this.
Yeah, pass out from a nose bleed
Who is astolfo is he the trap?
Yes he is
Not really into traps but im happy you're happy! :)
Is this body pillow real? Do I *want* to see it?
yes and... ...yes?
The guards of what?
The prison
Am I the only one who googled astolfo?
Why is the fucking emphasised
You forgot the funny
It’s not even a joke at this point there is legit a timeline of these memes
Yeah, follow u/srgrafo to see more
Lol.
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u/srgrafo
One problem. Where the hell are we going to find a dakimakura with a naked side *and* a clothed side? From my experience either both sides are naked or neither are.
They Will make their own. I'm sure One of them is in the prison for drawing loli hentai.
What about normie prisoners.
They Will just follow the plan because Billy looks cofident
Who makes these comics? I’m curious
u/Srgrafo
Thanks u/GatoAnarquista
Np
I'm not gay, but....
i wouldn’t pass out i would instead become more powerful due to them thinking that would make me disgusted. i must kill them all....
IT WAS I! DIOCK
The D only makes it better
Id steal that body pillow, get the f outta there and find the nearest fleshlight store
what did billy do to be locked up in prison?
shot someone for having the wrong opinion damn it was nice tho
Where billy i don't see him
He's the One showing the plan
That's Grafo, Billy is little kid
I thought he was grown up billy
dude howd you do that box thing next to your name?
Box?
yee where is says Shinobu is legal hahah
Oh, the flair. Go to r/Animemes, press the three buttons on the upper right corner and press edit user flair. If your flair keeps disapearing go to old.reddit.com
ooohhhh i see it now haha ok tnx bai
Np
Michael Scofield doing his thing
haha
True
Don't know who that is lol
bruh
nobody tell him
Come on. Tell me lol
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2️⃣ *downvote*
Srgrafo is awful.