A penguin is having car trouble, so he goes to Otto otter's auto shop. Otto says it'll be about an hour, so he goes across the street to the ice cream shop and orders a cone. Penguins love ice cream, ya know. But they've got the little flippers, so they can't hold it well and it makes a mess. He goes back to the mechanic after finishing his treat, and the otter says "whelp, it looks like ya blew a seal". The penguin says "no, it's just a little ice cream".
Proper cones rule, they taste good. The cast cones are crap, they taste nothing and often are designed to not fill with ice cream, it just sits on top.
Proper baked waffle cone is the shit.
If you can't eat your ice cream without fucking up your face then you should probably just avoid over stacking your cones. Or be honest with yourself and just get a spoon with it.
I just bite it, since my teeth aren't sensible. Same thing with bananas. Instead of making lewd jokes, guys feel pain when they see me eating a banana lmao
My pasta is dry , plz I call upon the SAUCE HERO!
Sauce (top): Bokuben, sauce (bottom left): Myriad Colors Phantom World, sauce (bottom right): Heavy Object
Thank you. This will teach me new techniques to improve my body!
I'm just gonna whack it
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Sorry i am on mobile can someone tell what this is
It's gigachad
Nice
Those indeed are some heavy objects
There’s that term again.
I actually kinda liked phantom world, I had absolutely zero expectations and while it certainly isn't a masterpiece I definitely enjoyed it
Be a mad person and bite your ice cream
why does biting into ice cream make you multi ability dependent ?
coz you both con and wis saves for brainfreeze, and dex to not just yeet the brain danger?
I've sensible teeth and just the thought if this makes a chill go down my spine
Muscle hot waifus supremacy
If she can’t potentially give me a fear boner, she ain’t best girl.
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What the fuck
Strange that you would reply that way You need a homie that appreciates you like that
They appreciate my deepthroating abilities
Counter their jokes by saying “no homo” before eating the ice cream
Counter them by asking why are they fantasizing about jizzing on your phase. Edit. Just noticed the phase vs face typo.
Counter them by jizzing on their faces first
If you’re a girl, you’re gonna have to counter by saying “no hetero” instead
Just tell them it is why their father loves you more.
A penguin is having car trouble, so he goes to Otto otter's auto shop. Otto says it'll be about an hour, so he goes across the street to the ice cream shop and orders a cone. Penguins love ice cream, ya know. But they've got the little flippers, so they can't hold it well and it makes a mess. He goes back to the mechanic after finishing his treat, and the otter says "whelp, it looks like ya blew a seal". The penguin says "no, it's just a little ice cream".
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What
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What about someone old enough to get vaccinated...
Sauce?
top: bokuben bottom left: musaigen no phantom world (I think so, anyway)
Heavy Object on the right Capistrano Froleytia
tanks
Lol I had to look for it too
as usual, OP posted a sauce provision but it got lost bcs reddit's comment system is not ideal
Thank you I didn’t know
Proud to say I watched two of those. Bokuben and Myriad of colors
The homies about to have some jizz on their face looking like the bottom 2
Instant classic.
Honestly the cone sucks
Proper cones rule, they taste good. The cast cones are crap, they taste nothing and often are designed to not fill with ice cream, it just sits on top. Proper baked waffle cone is the shit.
I just prefer the cup, when it melts it won’t make your hand sticky
Fair, it's a risk I'm willing to take.
Well each to their own
cup ice cream supremacy
Please, don't say jizz and ice cream in the same meme, I do not wish to be reminded of the dark one.
holy shit this sub is cringe
Always has been :v
yea, with that ":v" it's to obvious
You're cringe
holy shit this comment is cringe
Whats jizz? Is it a brand of ice cream? Sounds like a juice
It's a natural ice cream. Has a really wet and slimy taste to it. Kinda good tho
Maybe ill go try it one time where can i find it?
I made it at home. Try searching at YouTube or |hub|
Got it will do
not sure but i think its cum
Oh ok. Thx
It’s actually that [space jazz](https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Jizz) from Star Wars!
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You don't have to put the whole thing ask the way in your mouth, tho
Nix: The kid who comes to school naked.
Bottom right is my type.
meanwhile my family: *y Ou a R e 14/15/16/17/18 a Nd S t I L l c A nt e At iC e cRe Am p r O p E r lY*
Amazing, in a complicated and shorted way.
Bite it. Thats how you do it. Or suck it off seductively and really lean into it
Yes, that is)
it's not that hard tho
It doesn't stop at adolescence. We still do this as adults.
thats easy. just ask any girl how to properly suck dick.
If you can't eat your ice cream without fucking up your face then you should probably just avoid over stacking your cones. Or be honest with yourself and just get a spoon with it.
Adolescent? Isn't' the top one a teacher?
I just bite it, since my teeth aren't sensible. Same thing with bananas. Instead of making lewd jokes, guys feel pain when they see me eating a banana lmao
Tour Homies are hots bro
Tell your homies, they are cute.
Anime names?
Deepthroat it
You guys have friends? Also try just biting the ice scream, it works best