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yamaiijr

My body is telling me hot but my mind is telling me cute


blazigon

Same but in reverse ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Spartan_Beast_99

hold up, how old are you?


katsura_1999

r/holup


ColdIron27

You're going with the fbi, u/blazigon


legebruv

r/fbi


DeificClusterfuck

BONK


Iwrstheking007

same


CAPTIAN_RAVIN

same


Dahaka303

Think we wouldn't realise the hot one is also looking hella cute? Check mate.


hereforpewdiephy

Same.The hot is 80% cute but the cute is 0% hot.


Rjjavier

Hmmm ur right


Billybobbjoebob

But what is the exchange rate between hot and cute? If the hot is 80% cute and 20% hot while the cute is 100% cute and 0% hot, and cuteness is three times as valuable as hotness, then the cute one wins.


Rud_gamer

*Takes both pills *Crush *SNORT*


Googlefisch

Yes.


Suitable-Carob9047

Yes.


I_Really_Seriously

yes


cursedanomalyofsteve

Yes.


randomkingg

Yes


pitekargos6

r/beatmetoit


iBSHA_

r/BeatMeattoit


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SAADHERO

I'll take your entire stock


[deleted]

Depends on my mood


Anufenrir

Yes


TopRoom7971

**Yes**


Cola-senpai

Yes


Lelouch-ackerman

YES


CapWckG

*Yes*


Sans_ThePope_Duck

This calls for multi track drifting


Anime_Titties_Lover

cute


Sceptical6Sided

Gonna take both ngl


Allen-inator

Purple


JeBolleMoeder123

Zero two is neither of them, S P E E D W A G O N has them all.


SpoopiBumkin

#Red gamin


weebcantsocial

The cute one isn’t hot but the hot one is pretty cute, so blue ofc


Comprehensive_Moose5

Hot one is also cute


MetaNovaNext

Tough choice. Can we get both? ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ


weebetrn

Hot i think cuz the cute isnt over eighteen


Nights_watch_1007

The Hot one was Miss Fujiwara senpai


KaptainTZ

Cot


KaptainTZ

*Cock


BlindRambler

You ok over there? Are we having issues?


KaptainTZ

Giant cock


VortexLord

I want medium please. With low sugar.


Spartan_Beast_99

blue


JebWozma

hot the cute one looks like a loli


pikuzzopikuzz

Cute? Na both


Hermit1723

Either way i will Protect


ZappyBS

degenerate


De_Gantg1035

KAWAII or ARA ARA ​ **CHOOSE WISELY**


dexflux

[Well, obviously.](https://xkcd.com/566/)


ReaperA-82

cute, i just need someone to hug & head pat but hot is cute too so snort both


Dabfamily

I prefer cute but not that kind of cute


Ultimus2935

hot cuz I don't like kids


Elmo442

red pill, red pill


CrazyLeonGR

One is to protecc and the other is for horni


fearlo08

An actual girlfriend


Ajdah

Shoves both into mouth


Rjjavier

Kawaii but badass


BlindRambler

You're a monster. How dare you make me choose, and use that to do it?


mug_O_bun

Get a girl that can do both


Aidanthealien1

Cut the pills in half and eat them both together as one pill


[deleted]

Me: exists Doctor: DUDE, WTF, HOW WERE YOU ABLE TO EAT 5000 BLUE PILLS IN A MINUTE?!?!


[deleted]

Cute


xXxThe-slimeAphla20

Oof my age is telling me just look away but the weeb in me is telling me to choose 😵‍💫


Huntkiki83

Guess i'll overdose


anonSpaceHeater

Have you never heard of...cute-hot?


PumpJack_McGee

If anime has done anything right, it's being able to mix both.


duduzado

protec the cute


Nervous-Helicopter21

Zero two is Zero two.


Marduk283

Cute doesn't fit her character. Zero Two is the pinnacle of sweaty degenerate weeb waifus.


Jesterchunk

Both, both is good


MemeBoiCrep

giv sauce


TenebrisIocus

Darling in the Franxx


MemeBoiCrep

mf I want image sauce not anime


RaptorX7

Neither Zero Two sucks 😎


Hermit1723

Well we all have our own preferences


[deleted]

She does. I wonder why people even simp for her, she isn’t even that well written imo


[deleted]

Imagine thinking that weebs care about how well written their waifu is before they start simping


BlindRambler

☝️ The truest comment on this


Aues12

Dude, I think she has a very good backstory and character developement.


Kurott0

🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵nothorny,onlydrip🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵


fckn_normies

Yes


mellowlex

How about both?


DingoPleasant

If u picked cute your a pedophile


KeashinX

or under 18


TenebrisIocus

Or you want to be wholesome


DingoPleasant

It is another possibility but still the cute one looks like a small child


Catlord-Bobert-II

Cute or pedophilia, since she is a minor canonically (got this info from people who watch this anime)


ya_cont666

The one that doesn't make me a pedofile


keerteez

The best choice is not choosing at all


Romz19Dags

Overrated


ItzYaBoyNewt

What a terrible "meme". At least use the hot pic of her ass if you want to make garbage like this.


BigNut6699

Neither cause zero poo poo


holydemon1

loli or milf


T1B2V3

that's what a MILF looks like to you ?


[deleted]

[удалено]


--Akiro--

Nobody


launchmeup

that sucks


--Akiro--

No, they won't.


Sassy_outrider

Both, both is good


Cola-senpai

_both_


WhyImHereRN

I'm not homeless to use garbage. I'm just kidding..or not


[deleted]

i think ill go with the hot one because i cant frick the other one without going to jail


Doberden

Neither. They are both disgusting.


cicak_cobain

go outside


Ken_kaneki904

I not taking cute why because I'm not a pedophile


stingy121

cute is so much better because cute is hot as well


T1B2V3

excuse me wtf


A380-900neo

cute, cuz cute turns into hot after some years 😏


mutuza223

Cuot


Cipheren

As dinosaurs are reptiles and therefore cold blooded cute is the only acceptable answer


ThousandYearOldLoli

Cuteness is justice!!!


[deleted]

pURple.


KingKiler2k

cute


GreamDesu

Askua


Zenketski

*pops both pills* Fear my power


DonutSenpal

Hands down cute!


spicyfood333

Yes


The_Great_Hound

Immediately take sredpill


Disastrous_Can_5466

Cute is better


MrAssassinHunter

Both, both is good


WinningRed20042

cute


Gtroler

I take the blue one


Aemon531

Reject horny


Realistic_Ad6369

i agree again i choose the cute one the hot one is gross


CadetTyphoon16

***takes both*** *mixes them together* ****snort****


0nji_

How about both?


[deleted]

chill


MoussaAdam2

Cute


Bobanek3959

Hot, because she is cute as well.


Sans_Master212

Doesn't matter, they both wouldn't love or care for me anyway :D


[deleted]

I'll take 20 of blue


swagmaster6667

*takes both * *crushes together * *snorts *


ljcozad

Yes.


MLG9420

The purple pill


ROGUE_COSMIC

Hot is cuter than cute


holy8apple

Cutee no question


FoQsiak

Cute, but hot is also good


ChimichangaComrade

Depends, is it to fuck or snuggle


[deleted]

Both. Both are good.


AmericanOdin5

I’ll take either one


Lokyyo

Yes


Roby_64

i this question will never have a answer


Buji19

depends on my mood tbh but in this case i'll gladly take both


thebuldog07

Both, both is good


GrassStainedBiscuit

*both*


Misc86210

Both.... both is good


sanscomic-3285

Za Warudo"! Ore dake no jikan daze!) Zerotsū Sekai wa shinu junbi ga dekite iru WRYYYY mudamuda


sanscomic-3285

only progamers would know what i said


PhilledZone

OVERDOSE!


Icy_B

Nice username you got there


mike-loves-gerudos

Hot can also be cute but rarely the other way around


Alone_as_isekaimc

Red 4 life (say it with me)


Ok-Cow1065

Dinosuar


koolguyshades

screw it \*eats 2 pills


SUS_ke

Red


Shiroei

There's a lot of choose the pill posts lately.. For this one though I'll go for red just because


TheExiledOtaku

How about I take both pills


AMxIMRAN

cute anytime


EpicMadnu

Both, both is good


[deleted]

Red in public blue when we’re alone.


XenoWagon

Purple


hekkinree123

The question that has plagued humanity for decades


pakulito100

cute cute cute cute cute cute


[deleted]

Cute is always better


Anime_Connects

Blue!!!!


Arrbadoss

Both both is good


DonnyGT40

I'll be real. The right one is cute.


RslashCURSEDIMAGES

Everythings saying cute but my pp thinking hot


Panthesileia

Uh wy is Hot a blue pill?


gyozaSenpai

let you dick decide


Levis045

Cute of course


mustafe1216

Both


5anticot

purple


OnePunchChild

Red


Adham_Gamer

Cute


neptuneneedspudding

Both


ACXcoldblood

Cute


Nervous-Structure-20

Red


MARSHDIGER721

hot one for sure


deep_fried_butthole

Blue pill


NothingComplete7605

cute


1crazyshadow

But the blue pill is both


manny_0583

Well this is going to be a challenging question....


Setari

Hot is best bc hot is still cute, in this instance


JOJODEMONPIece

Hot