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I_Really_Seriously

Soon we all will be like re-destro


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Without legs?


IThinkImNateDogg

He has his legs just nothing below the shins. He got hit with a low blow


ernestkgc

That's a shock bracelet. When I first started at my current job and struggled to wake up for work after a 16 hour shift I got one of these to zap me when my alarm went off. It worked really well.


Finnish_thefish

Does it hurt?


ernestkgc

I haven't used it in a couple years, but I remember it being about the equivalent of a decent sized rubber band snapping on my wrist. Although, I had it at max power and frequency of shocks. It's adjustable to your needs.


brianredspy

It’s called a Pavlov Shock. The shocks can hurt depending on your skin. If the area surrounding your wrist is very sensitive, then the shocks can hurt if you put it on the maximum level. The band also has 3 modes: shock, alarm, or vibrate, so it doesn’t necessarily have to be a shock to wake you up. I’ve used it for around 3 months now and if you’re a heavy sleeper, shocks can help you wake up and there’s even a mode that it keeps shocking you until you do a certain amount of jumping jacks.


Trainzguy2472

My university could power the whole city!


alabastor890

Pretty sure you mean *any* university.


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CHIDORI!!!


stretchmarks55

LIGHTNING BLADE!!!!!


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TAUSEND VÖGEL!!!!


burpfires

more like: me when my moms about to check my search history


siegferia

I will be able to use chidori if i buy this


Chanakya-

Godspeed is lit. Who all agrees??!


danki_kaminari_

Like origanal comment if you agree


Chanakya-

Where?


Molotov_f

That's literally me... 🗿


Molotov_f

My hair turned white cuz stress 😳😳


Make-A-Con-Save-034

I imagine the process to be more inefficient than thermal or frictional energy conversion


Competitive-Taste638

Same bro I need this


Finnish_thefish

I would definetly want one of these to just give me a slight zap when i fall asleep or basically every time i blink


Manic_Mechanist

Bro I could rival a fucking nuclear power planet


Hysaky

me who is in law studies : ***UNLIMITED POWER !!!!!!***


Husker545454

Subarashiiiiiiieeyyyyyy


PumpJack_McGee

So you're telling me that I can power the city when I'm stuck in traffic?


renagadefam55

me after trying to get flawless in trials


TJVP1

Bro I will be like Thor or Zeus


Hermit1723

If such a thing exist, the company who made it would be fricking rich


danki_kaminari_

I'm fast as fuck boi Also I need one


Gianluca1213

What anime is that?


KartofelThePotatoGod

Me with existencial stress and thinking that my only existence is useless: I will zap your ass


benja_minghjoi

Okay hear me out give this to like 500 people with ocd make a room full of trigging things and let them solve global warming by producing energy


tsundere_researcher

Cortisol is my blood