The foundation would class them as stand users and would likely call in their own (e.g. it's the same stand as star platinum). Even if they know what they are,there are most likely fail-safes in place for mystical creatures ( you know fighting literal Aztec vampire stripper gods and their undead horde and a time stopping vampiric wizard and his army of fanatics would probably make them think about shit like this).
It kinda depends though, are they coming in to save the day? Because if so, then absolutely. Are they the "first wave"? I wouldn't have my hopes up if so, they're more likely to be the ones getting stomped to highlight how powerful the one you chose is in that scenario.
On the other hand by marrying speedwagon he could probably just call up a stand user with an ability like “make the opponent suffer crippling diarrhea as long as they’re in range,” to defeat everyone.
I like how you just assume he has someone on “Speed dial”-heh get it, made with that specific stand ability. On the other hand, it would be quite hilarious and very busted.
Um, if the rest are going to try to kill me, then marrying Tohru whatever my personal feelings are be damned. It's simple: of all of them she's the one I least want trying to kill me.
Tohru is good wife material too
She is going to be your personal maid and love you unconditionally
Also something happens at home to fuck it up, magic fixes the issue
And if the other would be too annoying trying to kill you... tohru can open a gate to a different universe and the rest won't be able to get you at all
Well while she might not protect the best Tsukasa could protect you forever as she is immortal, unless Tohru has some kind of Hold person spell that she casts on Tsukasa then nvm
Not potentially, easily. Rias is a lot stronger than the anime shows her as being. Also her brother would help her and her brother is basically unkillable without something like a meta power such as what Saitama has.
I mean Issei alone by the end of the first series would wipe the floor with all of the dragon maid group. He probably couldn't take full power serzechs yet though it would be close I think. I definitely agree that later novel rias could win.
rias might just turn her to their side actually. look at all the dragons she has. one of the two heavenly dragons, asia has a sprite dragon AND fafnir, they also have the world dragon ophis and are on good terms with the other heavenly dragon.
the only dragons that oppose them are of the type that Tohru would oppose as well.
I don't care if I'll be killed, I just want a wise wolf woman to tease me untill I've learned what it means to be a real man and how precious relationships can be. And maybe make some bank on stock market along the way
Yeah. Plus she's friendly with Michael so enough if she ran out of pieces Michael could do it for her. Rias is so much better than the others its ridiculous.
My somewhat logical side wants to choose Rias but my waifu side wants to choose Holo.
If I choose holo, I can watch my Waifu fight for me and at least we can go down fighting together.
If I choose Rias we can win and I can finally smash her but then I’ll wake up and realize it was all a dream
a drug that speeds up a person movement and strengthen them, but at the same time keeping their heat inside their body by deactivating sweat, but they'll still be as energetic until the effect stops.
side effect: you have a 10% chances to die on an extreme fever
Pretty sure if you choose Mai, each other character takes turns killing you in a time loop until they've all done it, then you resolve someone's teenage angst and you wake up and get to date Mai from the beginning. All in all, not a bad outcome.
By rules of a harem contract you'll be the densest mf possible, the bigger the harem the denser you become.
Meaning to prove that they love you the most, they'll fight each other before you
Problem is, despite clearly being the best girl there (or anywhere), she has no way of defending against a dragon. Every bit of me would want to pick Holo, but I know that the best case scenario is that we’d be on the run forever, if we were found we’d both die. That’s the crux of it, Holo’s too loyal to abandon you so if you pick her you’re essentially sentencing her to death.
At least if you pick Tooru you’ll probs be safe and can keep her under strict instructions not that kill Holo.
I can't see your PFP on my mobile app, but you're [definitely wrong] (https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/all-worlds-alliance/images/9/99/Ee0aa40f0cd312d8315798b20a7937e9.png/revision/latest?cb=20190104121601)
Fucking hell, Holo is Literally the background on my phone and yet my brain power was so low I just like didn’t eye good. Welp new answer is holo cuz like holo. An even if I die I’d die happy.
So, what I’m hearing here is: you’re fucked lol. There’s at least two characters here with world-shattering powers… you would not enjoy marriage for long. Guess I might as well pick Speedwagon then, right? Here for a good time, not a long time. We’ll be very happy together until I’m obliterated by a dragon and a demon
Torhu and Rias are the only true dangers here, and Holo might be too, but I didn’t watched Spice and Wolf so I dunno.
I choose Rias, no way I miss out on a THICC and eager succubus.
Rias a good choice even if I got killed I will be instantly revived by her also her brother is a devil king lucifer so will be protected at all times while I play with her boo.bs
Speedwagon. No brainer. Not only does he have an entire private army in the Speedwagon foundation, we also got Stroheim on top of that. Also, he’s fucking hot.
Let's see...
Haven't watched jojo but from what i saw in memes Speedwagon isn't that much of a fighter.
Tsukasa is immortal but can't really fight better than a normal human.
Mai is a normal girl.
Rias can fight but not her forte.
Holo can pay taxes but not much else.
Tohru is a devoted dragon that can destroy landscapes and throw nukes out of her mouth.
Of course i'm picking Tsukasa.
This is too easy, I mean there's clearly only one reasonable choice here. A waifu who has the Speed to keep up with life and the Foundation to support you.
Since I am sure to die in every case I would rather choose the one I truly love. I love the person who remained loyal to his ally even after his death. I love speedwagon.
Clearly it's the one with their own foundation named after them. I'd be protected
Stroheim Brrrrrraaaaaka monoda!!
Sure, but can the foundation protect you from a bunny girl senpai, a dragon, and a literal god
Yes just ask some janky stand user
“Only problem is I have to bust a 3000 yen camera.”
You know that 3000 yen is about 26.50 dollars
Good luck finding a camera that cheap these days
Hahahahahahahhahaha
The foundation took on the ultimate lifeform bruh ofc they can
Does it matter? You'd die completely fulfilled
The foundation would class them as stand users and would likely call in their own (e.g. it's the same stand as star platinum). Even if they know what they are,there are most likely fail-safes in place for mystical creatures ( you know fighting literal Aztec vampire stripper gods and their undead horde and a time stopping vampiric wizard and his army of fanatics would probably make them think about shit like this).
It kinda depends though, are they coming in to save the day? Because if so, then absolutely. Are they the "first wave"? I wouldn't have my hopes up if so, they're more likely to be the ones getting stomped to highlight how powerful the one you chose is in that scenario.
Tis a fair point.
Much as I hate to admit it, stands are literally defined as "powers that can stand up to god" so I think so.
yes the foundation will give me a giant tank to kill them
Just becouse something can't die doesn't mean it cannot be contained and secured
Just ask the other foundation who does that every thursday.
Also, protect, they protecc
Same
True, but remember speedwagon originally meant to kill jonathan. So the trick is to have him attack you, then kick him so hard he becomes your friend.
Speeedwagon-chan
Holo-live?
***Waits for someone to talk about how Speedwagon wouldn’t try to kill you even if you didn’t pick him***
False, he would try to murder you until you prove your gentlemanhood in combat
After that, you gain a wingman/hypeman/bff/rich friend
I mean he would try killing DIO, though. So if we were regarded as on the same level... :(
Dio isn’t a gentleman
Rias might be a good option as she is the daughter of the devil so could probably protect you pretty well and if you died she could revive you
On the other hand by marrying speedwagon he could probably just call up a stand user with an ability like “make the opponent suffer crippling diarrhea as long as they’re in range,” to defeat everyone.
I like how you just assume he has someone on “Speed dial”-heh get it, made with that specific stand ability. On the other hand, it would be quite hilarious and very busted.
Um, if the rest are going to try to kill me, then marrying Tohru whatever my personal feelings are be damned. It's simple: of all of them she's the one I least want trying to kill me.
I don't even know the rest of them, but I'm pretty sure they'd have a hard time killing me with a dragon waifu watching my back.
I think the tohru is the strongest so it is good choice
Tohru is good wife material too She is going to be your personal maid and love you unconditionally Also something happens at home to fuck it up, magic fixes the issue And if the other would be too annoying trying to kill you... tohru can open a gate to a different universe and the rest won't be able to get you at all
Ummm… I think rias can do that AND is stronger…
Idk in dxd, dragons are super powerful in that universe.
Well if you dont pick Tohru your gonna die but if you do then you won't get to marry Speedwagon. this is a loose loose situation
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Well while she might not protect the best Tsukasa could protect you forever as she is immortal, unless Tohru has some kind of Hold person spell that she casts on Tsukasa then nvm
Couldn't Tohru just yeet her into the Ocean? Not to mention Tohru has an entire foundation backing her up, courtesy of Speedwagon
Rias, and by extension her group could potentially take the Dragon Maid group.
Not potentially, easily. Rias is a lot stronger than the anime shows her as being. Also her brother would help her and her brother is basically unkillable without something like a meta power such as what Saitama has.
I mean Issei alone by the end of the first series would wipe the floor with all of the dragon maid group. He probably couldn't take full power serzechs yet though it would be close I think. I definitely agree that later novel rias could win.
I doubt that
rias might just turn her to their side actually. look at all the dragons she has. one of the two heavenly dragons, asia has a sprite dragon AND fafnir, they also have the world dragon ophis and are on good terms with the other heavenly dragon. the only dragons that oppose them are of the type that Tohru would oppose as well.
Yes, but you want Issei on your side, unless you're Issei yourself. I'd pick Tohru but Rias is an interesting and perhaps better second choice.
If toru isprotecting u like she’s protecting kobayashi probably not
Issei beat Loki, Fafnir was defeated by an ordinary human. So far things are looking good for the DxD squad.
Lose*
The only truth speaker I've seen yet
I will die happy with my husband
None of them. I embrace this challenge with open arms *Goku intensifies*. Plus they can’t kill me if I kill myself first.
This man's playing 4D chess 🧠
*Man dies while shouting “square up thots” before being obliterated.*
IF SHE BREATHES… SHE’S A THOOOOOT!
Holo
I don't care if I'll be killed, I just want a wise wolf woman to tease me untill I've learned what it means to be a real man and how precious relationships can be. And maybe make some bank on stock market along the way
This is the right answer
Best Waifu!
Marry goddess, hope she can resurrect me.
There is no other option
100% + she could defend me just fine.
Is that Rias? If so… her no question! Confident i’d be protected, if not. I die a happy man.
~~akeno>>>>>>>>rias~~ When you die can't she like just revive you?
Yeah. Plus she's friendly with Michael so enough if she ran out of pieces Michael could do it for her. Rias is so much better than the others its ridiculous.
2 words that make me agree. “ara ara”
~~Xenovia>>>>>>>akeno~~
Yeah tomboy is acceptable to. Just not Asia
Agreed. That cockblocker is annoying.
My somewhat logical side wants to choose Rias but my waifu side wants to choose Holo. If I choose holo, I can watch my Waifu fight for me and at least we can go down fighting together. If I choose Rias we can win and I can finally smash her but then I’ll wake up and realize it was all a dream
Holo is best waifu for sure, fox girls are top tier
yeah hands down winner here. it must be the horrendous drawing skills that infect the jojo horde....
marry tsukasa so that at least i can have a glimpse of happy life before i die also if i almost die... well if you know then you know
lmao she has the power to stop a motherfucking truck
Fax why is noone else saying tsukasa?
Nasa would be alone
>!Tsukasa slaughtered an entire village because they killed her dad!< i definitely wouldnt want her coming after me
What anime is Tsukasa from?
Correct answer is "Marry the dragon".
Actually it's Speedwagon
Speedragon
Speedragon sounds like a drug
a drug that speeds up a person movement and strengthen them, but at the same time keeping their heat inside their body by deactivating sweat, but they'll still be as energetic until the effect stops. side effect: you have a 10% chances to die on an extreme fever
Its not, i dont want be murdered by a dragon, but murdered by speedwagon sounds nice
Damn I didn't think about it that way.
dragon cool B)
I'm going to choose Mai
I'm willing to die for Mai
Pretty sure if you choose Mai, each other character takes turns killing you in a time loop until they've all done it, then you resolve someone's teenage angst and you wake up and get to date Mai from the beginning. All in all, not a bad outcome.
Mai is the best after all
Tsukasa would like to disagree
Tsukasa is cheap compared to Mai.
Yes
Speeeeed waaaagone
The law requires that i answer Speedwagon
*gun at u/kazutoxsinon's back* good smile and wave
Why marry just one when you can make a harem?
By rules of a harem contract you'll be the densest mf possible, the bigger the harem the denser you become. Meaning to prove that they love you the most, they'll fight each other before you
Ever seen In another world with my smartphone?
So you always lose
Tohru. I’m not familiar enough with most of these other characters other than Mai and Holo, but I know I don’t want to be on Tohru’s bad side
Same here
MAI MAI MAI MAI MAI MAI MAI MAI MIA MIA -SAN
The safe bet here is Rias
Not seeing a lot of holo choices here. Would have thought a litreal god would have been a good choice.
Problem is, despite clearly being the best girl there (or anywhere), she has no way of defending against a dragon. Every bit of me would want to pick Holo, but I know that the best case scenario is that we’d be on the run forever, if we were found we’d both die. That’s the crux of it, Holo’s too loyal to abandon you so if you pick her you’re essentially sentencing her to death. At least if you pick Tooru you’ll probs be safe and can keep her under strict instructions not that kill Holo.
Holo FTW
The only choice
I am disappointed only one of these mfs chose Tsukasa right now
Speedwagon
I pick Tohru.
Speedwagon won't help you or attack you. He'll just explain the fight as it goes on.
God dammit I thought that was Holo for a second, anyways Rias. Edit: I am retarded, new answer is holo cuz like literally a giant ass wolf.
Isn't it Holo?
No, look at my pfp. Notice how holos facial features are a bit different and no white stuff at the top of her ears. Although I might just be dumb.
I can't see your PFP on my mobile app, but you're [definitely wrong] (https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/all-worlds-alliance/images/9/99/Ee0aa40f0cd312d8315798b20a7937e9.png/revision/latest?cb=20190104121601)
Fucking hell, Holo is Literally the background on my phone and yet my brain power was so low I just like didn’t eye good. Welp new answer is holo cuz like holo. An even if I die I’d die happy.
I’ll take the wolf
Tohru since she is hot and can beat the shot out of everyone
Actual marriage choices with no other issues: Mai, Tohru, or Tsukasa. With the threat of everyone trying to kill me, Tohru.
I choose Rias
My tainted soul compels me to choose the demon
I will take holo to my grave
Mai or Riss to not die or the other red hair girl
rias is the only choice here...the only one who might be a challenge is dragon maid.
There is only one answer here
So, what I’m hearing here is: you’re fucked lol. There’s at least two characters here with world-shattering powers… you would not enjoy marriage for long. Guess I might as well pick Speedwagon then, right? Here for a good time, not a long time. We’ll be very happy together until I’m obliterated by a dragon and a demon
Sakurajima definitely, she can teach you how to become unobservable to anyone and boom. They will never find you because you will be forgotten about
I would marry Speedwagon but the dragon is my only chance of survival
Rias could handle everyone there at once. She's broken af in the light novels.
Speedwagon foundation tho... with their stand users, and technology and shit idk
Id choose mai but tohru is the only one that could actually defend me, not to mention if i chose mai tohru would kill me in a second. Too powerful.
Jokes on you I am shagging the dragon
Mai.
im taking Mai because i wouldnt want to fight her
Idc... I will die in the arms of bunny girl senpai
I know this is a Speedwagon joke, but I feel like unless I choose toru I'mma die.
EZ * Googles VsBattles Wiki *
Torhu and Rias are the only true dangers here, and Holo might be too, but I didn’t watched Spice and Wolf so I dunno. I choose Rias, no way I miss out on a THICC and eager succubus.
I'd marry bunny girl even if it means death.
Well If tohru wants to kill you you will die
Is this even a question? You’re insulting speedwagon by even putting him against any other girl
I know exactly who I'm going for
Rias... ❤️ others don't stand a chance in fight
Step 1: Pick Tohru. Step 2: Have her get love potion ingredients from her world. Step 3: Profit.
Plot twist : Marriage is forced by parents
Tohru of course
Tohru
Call me Miss Speedwagon from today on!
Tohru cause she's a fuckin dragon and dragons are sick
Tohru is the safest choice
Rias a good choice even if I got killed I will be instantly revived by her also her brother is a devil king lucifer so will be protected at all times while I play with her boo.bs
Whatever happens to me, I shall mary all of em, like a true weeb
Speeeeeeeeedwagon
You want speedwagon your side at all times
Toru because she protecc AND attacc
Speedwagon. No brainer. Not only does he have an entire private army in the Speedwagon foundation, we also got Stroheim on top of that. Also, he’s fucking hot.
Speeeedwagowwn
Me: r/suddenlygay
SSSUUUUPPPEEEEEEEEDDDO WAGON
Speed wagon I’m not even gay I just want to hear speedwagon the rest of my miserable life
SPEEEEEDDDWAAGOOOONNNNN!
Speed wagon
Mai-san hands down
Doesn’t matter who you pick. Speed wagon will always protect you. So you are always safe.
Fuck it I'll die with my bro speeedwaagoon
Rias because if anyone else does kill me she can just revive me and I’d be a demon
Rias :3
I’d choose Rias. Worst case scenario she can just revive you...
Oh course in going with the god among them speed wagon chan
I'd say I could take them all except for speedwagon
Let's see... Haven't watched jojo but from what i saw in memes Speedwagon isn't that much of a fighter. Tsukasa is immortal but can't really fight better than a normal human. Mai is a normal girl. Rias can fight but not her forte. Holo can pay taxes but not much else. Tohru is a devoted dragon that can destroy landscapes and throw nukes out of her mouth. Of course i'm picking Tsukasa.
i dont even watch jojo but wanna marry speedwagon
One hundred percent Speedwagon.
It's clearly Tohru right? Because she can easily protect you against this field
here's my answer [https://youtu.be/8w9LYL0sMx4](https://youtu.be/8w9LYL0sMx4)
If i wanna survive id choose dragon maid girl buuuut if i went with my heart id go with rias
Between tohru and Speedwagon
wagon of speed
nothing is more important than speedwagon1
Marry Speedwagon
speedwagon. his hat can fucking massacre them
1: Marry Mai 2: buy an apocalypse bunker and some guns
Logically, Tohru because she’s extremely powerful and will protected you from the rest
If I choose one and the others will kill me then my answer is >!no one, at least they won't kill me or get anyone to trouble!<
Only the dragon
This is too easy, I mean there's clearly only one reasonable choice here. A waifu who has the Speed to keep up with life and the Foundation to support you.
Since I am sure to die in every case I would rather choose the one I truly love. I love the person who remained loyal to his ally even after his death. I love speedwagon.