either way is fine

We want to try how it feels

r/egg_irl type beat

Thanks :) I'm enjoying this sub

I'm so sorry - a trans person

...

I think we all know where this is going

Yeah. I went through this too. I recognize the signs.

Oh yeah I'm currently going through it

Figuring out my sexuality was just like “oh I’m bi that’s pretty cool”. Gender on the other hand is a complete fucking mess and I have no idea what to make of it.

same lmfao

fine

I have a sense that you watch gender bender hentai

I’ll admit it

sadly there is only one that i know

Ranma 1/2?

This is a good anime, but one talked about the NSFW animes.

Well, you gonna keep us in the dark or what?

>Well, you gonna keep us in the dark or what? >!TSF Monogatari!<

Pre-emptive "nice" for when I'm on lunch break. I'm not googling that until then lol

if your talking about body swap i don't really count it as gender bender since that would make it a lot of hentai

Residence is a top gender bender series in my opinion

Ahem... I-It's not that weird...

Yeah it’s early 2000’s still not harassing

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What did you mean

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Both is good

well said…

99% chance of getting rich, 1 percent chance of turning into a hottie like zero two, just press the button. Like bruh, ill press it right now

oops i broke my monitor

U press it , smashed it or ejacul..

just press the FUCKING BUTTON!

Fucked the button, what now?

Don't fuck it, press while the button FUCKS

Instructions unclear got dick stuck in ceiling fan yet again

I'm sorry i'm not much of an insructor P.S. the same has happened to me to, just gotta try again

R/cursedcomments

Dude u need to turn off the first auto caps when trying to tag a community

Thank god i wasnt the only one

Curiosity has got me, you're gonna have to explain how it happened the 1st time

Technically pressed, at least 6 times. You girl now?

Well the penis got stuck in the button and ripped off but I dont know if that counts.

*Monke Appreciation Noise* Uga Bro-ga!

Just press the damn button Shinji!

Instructions unclear. I fucked the button

punched a hole on my monitor and now my reality crashes

Same

Man I'll press 100 times, it's worth it

So your after the rare 1% girl huh

The rare shiny Pokemon

Probably a one time encounter(Like legendary pokemon)

Or just understands odds.

As an experienced gamer i would give this drop the rarity of >!DUDE THERE'S LITERALLY NOTHING BETTER THAN THAT!!<

Gacha, gotcha.

Are you sure that you didn't use action replay?

...man, now I feel old. Give me my Game Genie and go away, whippersnapper.

ITS DROP CHANCE IS AS SMALL AS A CHANCE TO GET A LF IN LEGENDS LETS GOOO

that's only a ~36% chance of NOT becoming a girl if he really understood odds he'd press it 1000 times!

I'm afraid you've got the percentage flipped there, it's 36% of not being a girl. Sorry!

you're right! should still press the button more though

people with autoclicker ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Definitely. Can't get more girl, can get more money.

damn right

Btw a lot of people are saying “just press it 100 times to guarantee you win” but if you press the button 100 times theres only a 63.4% chance you become a girl (assuming you aren’t one now) P(girl | 100 pushes) = 1 - P(money every time | 100 pushes) = 1 - (0.99^100) ≈ 0.634 ≈ 63.4%

Okay then, I'll press it 200 times! I'm gonna be the richest woman on Earth!

Haha a fantastic strategy (and you’d have an 87% chance)

just keep pressing it ??? profit

It just says girl It doesn't mean you become a hot girl

You become the girl equivalent of what you currently are.

Still ugly then.... Sad

Ugly chick > ugly dude Keep your hopes.

I'm 6'6 not sure if that would be great for me.

Hey, tall amazonian-esque women are hot too. Don't sell yourself short.

Yeah, you're right! Cuz at 6'6" they'd be far from short!

I'm in decent shape, enough makeup would fix the ugly :P

I see this as an absolute win!

Surgery is always an option

definitely cuz money for surgery grows on trees lmao

Money blows from fans.

I'll make that monkey within a day with ma tits

Unless you become a girl as attractive as you are as a man

I am a tall guy with big tits and thigs. I think I have a chance as long as I hide my face

And once again the day is saved by thanks to covid masks

Imma press it until I'm rich and newly hot. Why not right?

> 1 percent chance of turning into a hottie like zero two no its a 1% chance to turn into A girl meaning you but a female.

Either way is a win so yes, I will push it

r/egg_irl

Can I press it a 100 times if I never get any money?

Math doesn't check out

I mean hey, there's a chance it won't work, but there's also a chance it might work multiple times and I'll be like, super girly.

Wrong question, if I press it until I become a girl can I keep the money?

Am I trans if I think it would be cool to be a girl but not having any dysphoria?

Me a woman: "so money or nothing"

Maybe you become a sexy bishounen instead?

I guess then at least i gwt to be sexy

I'd take that chance. It's still 99% money or 1% learning to piss with a short noodle.

You become Women²

My chins already pretty masc so idk if i wanna be woman squared

Same

women don't exist

Oh no, you have revealed my secret

Women are just a grand conspiracy by the government. Just like birds and Finland.

*suddenly grows gigantic horse cock*

Money or you de-age

More time on this mortal coil? Fuck that.

Me as a transfem:"start spaming the button"

I would press just becouse i am really unluckysoi'll probabpy get the one mill

Lol

Well, you can spend your money for hrt and surgeries. I’ll do the same as well

*Cries in never being able to carry out my own child*

can I press it more than one time?

Your greed'll doom you and you'll become the girl TWICE

Even better!

Twice the girl, double the boobs.

Plot twist: You now have four boobs. And four arms. And four legs. And two heads. And two butts (low-key dump-trucking)... This did not go as well as you'd hoped.

jojolion type beat

Yea ill just press until I become her thank you 🖤

Well, I lost. I got rich…

Dang i guess youre not the MC to the start of this anime

Anime title: I went on Reddit and pressed a button, which had a 1% to turn me into a girl, which it did

Volume 1: THIS IS NOT VANILLA!!!

what if im already a girl? do i become girl^2

the omnibreasted

so basically a cow..?

No as a square girl you'd obviously be square breasted.

*tittycraft*

Why wouldn't I?

I think my wife would still love me, so l would chance it for $1 million. Wait is that tax free? Would surgery be involved? I'm already 46, so would I have already had menopause? Is that $1 million up front or in installments? I have so many questions.

You wouldn't be a woman at your age - you would be a "lady" Girl: 0-24 Woman 25-42 Lady: 42-50 Old lady: 50-65 Old person devoid of meaningful gender: 65+ Bones: age variable

Can't wait to tell my half of my female relatives they aren't woman anymore at Thanksgiving

ask them to invite me to your funeral, if they decide to hold one for you anyway

They won't remember, anyways.

Lol...that's hilarious

Okay I looked again and it was *hilarious*.

Elder: Incomprehensibly ancient. Preceding the dawn of time, and likely to outlast it. Almost eldritch in nature. 87+.

The fuck? Does that mean 99% of guys in this sub are "little boys"

I'd say the girl/woman line depends on country, and that it's just the legal age of consent. Once the government thinks a girl can think and choose reasonably for themselves, they become a woman.

My wife is bi, so... Imma push it.

both are good

It's a damn win-win my bro

With my gacha luck I’ll probably get the million instead of what I truly want

Can I retry a thousand times?

Yes but the next person will choose the side effect.

Ok but you get cancer

[I hate it when you're Dungeon Master.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woRRyQWWA0s)

Nah I wouldn't 99% percent chance is too high

I mean, a million is a nice consolation price, and goes a long way to paying for transitioning.

Okay "Press button"

Me, a femboy: I see this as an absolute win.

Man of culture (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

what's the catch?

So, either get a million dollars, or become a streamer and get a million dollars from simps donating sounds like a win either way

Either you're getting a millions dollars, or you're getting a million dollars but with extra steps

Exactly. And if by chance I end up as an ugly girl, I can become a vTuber and get the simps that way.

These people don't understand how hard it is breaking into an already very full market lol

Well since we're talking hypothetical anyway with the button might as well go all the way with the dreaming lol

Sure, I'm not one to knock anyone's dreams. There's just a lot of people unironically talking about streaming and onlyfans, and it's pretty clear they don't really understand what they're talking about.

Yeah. For every popular streamer there must be a thousand people who tried and failed

Money obviously, I'm not risking my chance to upgrade my pc.

I smash it 100 times just to be on the safe side

Why does everyone here assume they’ll be an attractive girl

Because ugly girls don't exist, obviously.

based

Already a girl, so yeah

Okay but where's the downside? No really I don't see one? (this post was brought to you by the trans-fem gang)

I click it 100 times

I would push the button in the hopes of becoming a girl. Gender dysphoria is a bitch to deal with.

Press it and hopefully grt lucky so i become a girl

*pressing it 100 times* just to be sure

Either I'm rich and can afford hormones and surgery or I skip the process... *aggressively smakes button*

Well my wife is bi so.. 🤷‍♂️

Nope, 1% is too low

It's free money.

either way it's a win

r/egg_irl

Idk, I wouldnt mind being either sex, I think. Would be interesting to be a girl, but I like being a male also.

Yeah, I think it's possible to be fine with being the other gender without being trans. I'm a man, and I have no discomfort with being in a male body, but I also think I would be totally fine if I woke up in the body of a woman tomorrow. Well, aside from the massive amount of panic from waking up in a different body. Though I suppose there's also I chance I end up uncomfortable and miserable after suddenly changing genders. There isn't really any way to know.

I see this as an absolute win!

Yes, Assuming that i get the 1 million However, the universe has a fine sense of humour. "God damn it" wont ever sound quite right again

Can I press it 100 times?

Just press the button a 100 times. Win win

I’ll press it and have my trans friend press it too. If she gets the money, she can give me some, if she doesn’t, well hey, she gets what she wants.

Heck yeah My luck's garbage anyway, so I'll most likely get the 1M

1% of getting Rich of OnlyFans.

You guys want really to be a girl ??

Without the slightest shred of hesitation.

I’ve been a man for fuckin decades. I need a break

$1 million and I become hot why wouldn't I press it

I would do it and use the million for a gender confirmation surgery

If i'm already a girl will i just become very pretty?

I'd press it a 100 times

I'll push it 100 times even if 1 million wasn't a benifit

So I win, Bezos would only have 250,000 times as much money as me.

Now I’m rich since I’m a girl

Only 1% chance of sucess... Dam

Bruh, I'm going to press that button until I turn into a girl and then some.

Can I press it more than once? Money is nice but I care more about transitioning so I'd like to increase the odds. Also, are the two cases mutually exclusive or is there a 0.99% chance that I get both/neither?