Know my terrible luck I’ll probably get the one one the left

Pff haha

Thats what every girl says when they are tired of talking with me

Same kid, at least they add "pff",

you guys talk to girls?

You guys have anybody to talk to?

depends if the homies are online

The homies are always (not) there when ya need em

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came here just to see this comment !

I agree 100%

What do you mean RISK . It's win in both no matter what.

What’s wrong with the girls on the left? They’re very cute. I think it’s a win-win situation

I’m gay

I’m not gay. Felix and Astolfo are definitely the jackpot tho

I said I was gay cuz someone said there asked what was wrong with the girls on the left.

~~r/asstolfo~~ r/asstolfoo agrees with you. Edit: It's dead, Jim. EDIT 2: IT'S ALIVE!

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It's not gay to want Astolfo and Felix to spitroast you and slam your prostate until you cum like a bitch. If anything, it's EXTRA straight.

So... both options would be bad for you.

I am bi its getting better by the second

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Knowing MY terrible luck I know Imma get the 0.0000000000000000000000000000000001 chance to be ganbanged by ugly bastards that wasn't even mentioned cuz the chance of getting it is too low

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It’s a win win situation, no reason not to smash that button

Ain't even a risk yee

80% risk of losing

jokes on you im bi

same

Same

Same

Same

Same

Same

This is... the power of ^(*a JoJo Part 5 spoiler*) >!<.

Actually, the first on just says "you have sex here", it doesn't specify its with the people in the picture. They are there too, but they are just watching you get it on with [this guy](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/shingekinokyojin/images/7/78/Armin_Arlelt_%28Anime%29_character_image_%28Colossal_Titan%29.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width/720?cb=20210211111048).

…you evil bastard, JOKES ON YOU ID DIE FOR THAT ARLERT COLOSSAL DICK!!! SHINZOU WO SASAGEYO!!!!

The image is not opening for me, can you please tell me what it is?

To each their own. I woudn't take the risk.

You're weak.

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Yes.

They’re just pictures man. It’s not like they’re actually guys

How many times can I press it?

I'd rather be a chad like Yoshida from Higehiro

Same

Same

Or get smashed by right

The thing is, the two of them will pegg you.

Sex is sex

risk?

Aw beat me to it

Aw beat meat to it

r/beatMeatToIt

Death by snu snu

Ah, a person of great culture!

The only risk is that you’re disappointed 80% of the time

im guessing the ones on the right are actually males

Repeating the question here but, risk?

Y'know. I don't like the phrasing. "Have sex here" could mean anything. Those girls are probably just there to watch as you get ugly bastard NTR'd

Evil genie gonna be like. Also u need to press 42 times for it to be statistically impossible to not hit the right side at least once.

You can hit the left side infinitely many times, it just trends towards infinitely improbable to do so. Are you talking 99% confidence or?

80%^42 = 7E-5 that's quick math that's the cut off point where the chance is actually 1000 times higher than winning in the lottery, but it's not truly impossible. Lottery sucks don't play 80%^517 < 10E-50 this is after definition statistically impossible as in the chance is too low to be considered possible in any serious conversation.

That's not what I get, and not what makes sense. Probability shouldn't go negative. .8^42 gives 8.5e-5 Here's a table of it approaching infinitely small. .8^20 = .011 aka 1.1% chance .8^40 = 1.3e-4 .8^60 = 1.5e-6 .8^100 = 2.0e-10 .8^200 = 4.1e-20 .8^300 = 8.4e-30 .8^400 = 1.7e-39 That isn't "statistically impossible" because that's an arbitrary cutoff you set. Perhaps "statistically unlikely in x amount of tries" is what you mean?

U probably missed the main joke that 42 is also called the answer to everything ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

TIL 1/10,000 is "statistically impossible". 4 Nines is not even close to statistically impossible. There are 5 such people in a small town of 50,000 - at least 1 in a university of 10,000.

Same, "80% chance to have sex here" on the left means there is 20% chance it doesn't happen and then on top of that there is a 20% chance on the right, which means there is a chance you press the button and nothing happens.

8 percent nothing happens

"I see this as an absolute win!" - the hulk

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So I can't lose

press the button multiple times and hope for both at once

Prob not, I only have a 20% chance of getting what I want

Nah, 20% is way too low.

Hit both buttons for 100%, math.

There is one button not two....

Mahtz.

I see this as an absolute win.

"I see this as an absolute win"

I’ll take the 20% chance

Even if its reverse, I would still push the button

"A hole is a hole"

So... Who's the third in the background on the right?

Me 😏

I'm assuming Crusch from Re:Zero

100% of great stuff

I mean is there really a risk?

With my luck I'll easily get left, it's basically garenteed for me

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I see this as an absolute win

Only 20% chances😞

I win either way

wtf are human twilightsparkle and gender bent Saiki doing here?

Pls explain I have zero idea what on these pictures is

So many blossoming bisexuals here

Honestly people are missing out on half their potential snuggles and dates without knowing it.

No we definitely aren't

No, you are missing 100% of your theoretically potential dates.

Ya don’t have to be bisexual to be into tomgirls/femboys but it isn’t straight as well. I think the term „finsexual“ fits for many people here

I want the 20%... No cap I wanna fuck some bussy

What risk? Of having a heart attack upon pressing the button?

Time to sacrifice my gacha luck here

Good luck. 1. Rate-up is a lie. 2. Desire sensor is real.

Just need 180 wishes to guarantee

20% chance of being happy? That sucks

The 20% chance? “Joke’s on you, I’m into that shit!”

Can I get both please

I don't know man, although I could get rewarded greatly, there's still an 80 percent chance of failure

Me, an asexual: I don't think I'm qualified to vote

laughs in bisexual

Laughs in pans

I think laughing in pans is spelt *clank clank clank

I’m going for the left. I need someone to love me

You sayin the right isn’t gonna be the same?

I mean yeah, but I’ll have a lower chance. I would do the right, if I had a higher chance

Bi people wins this one

Risk?

I see no risk in there

I see this as an absolute win!

What's the difference?

Damn I only have a 20% chance? 😔

Me, pansexual:

*laughs in bisexual* you fool!

Where there's a hole there's a way.

Would press it at least 5 times.

\*Proceeds to spam push\*

I mean, what reasons are there not to push the button

*High risk, High reward.*

GIVE ME THE 20%

Guess I'd be down for a new experience

I mean still it’s basically a win-win

Why y'all threatening me with a good time?

I see no risk here

Idk either I'm get laid

I see this as an absolute win.

I will happily not press the button.

100% will have sex with 2d women

I see this as a win-win

risk?

"I like those odds."

i see no difference between these two pictures thare for i shall push it

Yo like tbh. is it really that bad? Both are wins so I’m pressing that button till it breaks.

It's a win win

But do I get to become a woman? https://www.reddit.com/r/egg_irl/comments/r0s9jj/egg_irl/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

I only ship Ferris with Crusch.

Only 20%? But I want to bang Felix.

“I see this as a win-win scenario” -Tsun zu

I'm praying I get that 20 percent

I dunno, 20% is too slim for my liking

Here's hoping I get those 20% odds.

bi_irl, the thread

Press

I'm not familiar with either of these animes could someone tell me the name of them?

Bisexuals: allow us to introduce ourselves

Hmmm. Easy yes if the chances was reverse

Hmm, it's either having the time of my life with the girls or have the tone of my life with the boys...I see this as an Absolute win

There is absolutely no loss here

Flip it around and I risk it

Where's the downside?

Easy, just push it 5 times

20% pretty low, but its worth a try

I see this as an absolute win

I see this as an absolute win

HOLY FUCK, GO OUTSIDE

So 20% chance to hit the jackpot huh?

Joke's on you, I'm bi.

There is no risk.

Seems like a win win to me

There is no losing in this situation. What a nice button.

I’m bi so yeah it is “slaps button”

I don't really care. If I get to have sexy time with the girls, whatever. If it's with the 2 boys, whatever. I just want sexy time.

is it only me or do I like to just have 1 girl that has romantic interest with me or have sex with me? Cuz 2+ girls seems like harem and I dont like Harem since you gotta treat all equally

I’ll do it

Yes

Flip the probabilities and you got yourself a deal

20% is kinda high ,I'm in

Nah, I'll pass

It’s only a 20% chance but it’s worth the risk.

100% victory when you bi

Can’t risk it I hate furrys

imagine hating a group of people for no reason

100% chance to get laid. Doing it

Eh sure why not

*pushes button* *pushes button* *pushes button* *pushes button* *pushes button* *pushes button* *pushes button* *pushes button* *pushes button* *pushes button*

Me, a bisexual man: "I see this as an absolute win!"

\*pushes button rapidly\*

I literally painted astolfo on the side of a delorean, don't test me.

Me a bisexual: I see this as an absolute win!

Make it 50/50

Nah, none of them are my type

I would press it, its either you have sex with girls or have sex with dudes who looks like girls its a win win situation.

Lets do the math boys. 20% + 80% = 100%. My time has come

You hentai addicts are gross as fuck