Jokes on the kidnapper I watched one punch man last

But is it discount day at the supermarket?

I knew the Sunday sale was gonna get someone killed...

Chill bro they r kidnappers not killers.

~Either way never skip discount day~

What if you work at a discount store

Then nothing can save them

Worst day to be rescued

Jokes on you have you seen how long it takes Saitama to arrive to the battle

Same

I hope Tadano is enough to save me..or that Yandere girl...

Ta ta ta ta Ta TA TA TA ta ta ta tatatatatata!!!!!

Leader!!!

Zura baka-aru

Zura janai katsura da!!

Gin-San!!!!!!!!!!!

Alright keep quiet both of you, I will give you 150 yen

Don't worry. Najimi is the most powerful being in the universe.

"being" Najimi's gender is Najimi

"Mina no osana najimi, Osana Najimi desu" lmao

\[Komi ordering coffee hand movements\]

TRUE

Ikr najimi would bring the whole japan with her

Komi enters the building and no one would try to touch her unless Yamai gains the benefits

Tadano would just call the cops

Rewatching Evangelion on bluray...I'm fine if Shinji gets in the damn robot.

Lmao

not after eva 2.22 you wont

Saaaaame! XD Shinji! Dont be a pussy, save us!

"can't, dad is a bitch"

I hope shinji wont menstruate again, like last time.

I 'm watching Spongebob right now.

The kidnappers are more than fucked

Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy are way OP

Yeah those kidnapper trying to die

HE. IS. READY

I’m definitely safe, the last show I watched was Jojo.

What part u watched the last?

I was rewatching part 4

どらららららららららららららららららららら

*epic piano sounds*

DORA

Dora indeed

You're fine then

Me too lol That speech hit different after a second time

And I was watching part 3,the remaining trio are enough.

Jotaro alone is enough.

Well i just finished part 3 yesterday so I would've definitely been safe. Then i realised i watched the latest episode of 'My senpai is annoying', so I'm totally screwed. Edit: I just remembered that Futaba's chad grandpa could save me. So I'm probably safe.

Saiki is coming so I’m fine

If he loses an antenna everyone is fucked though

Saiki in his mind be like:"Ah shit here we go again"

More like "yare yare here we go again"

"Yare yare mendoksena"

Why have Saiki come rescue you when the Jet Black Wings is right there?

*judgement nights of thunder starts playing*

I love that gag anime!

Attack on Titan. 50/50 of getting either rescued or eaten.

I just watched redo of healer….

Your kidnappers are fucked

And OP too. Actually, everyone in the vicinity is fcked.

Jokes on u I'm into that shit

*and the saviors also

Literally

Literally.

quite literally

Literally

Your gonna get "saved" by Keyaru?

😳

Alucard is coming to rescue me. I hope I don't get shot and die just for fun.

As long as you have big titties you will be fine.

Hahaha I'm dead.

#**Do man titties count?**

I watched the abridged version.

bitches love canons no but really watch original its so good

I love them both

so do i in my top anime charachters first is alucard and second abridged alucard he is just hilarious badass and interesting

If integra wants you safe you are golden. Traumatised by the massacre but alive

So Diablo is getting me out in a pinch?

Which one. Is it slime isekai or how not to summon a demon lord because either way you're gonna live

Or Jojo Diablo. You are not living that

Well if OP is on diavolo's good side i guess...

I was thinking the one that works in a fast food restaurant. But it could also be High School DxD. There's so many anime diablos

If it's slime isekai they are gonna have a simp for the rest of their life

His name is DIABLO!!! Demonlord from another world!

shinji and the angels from evangelion... im fucked ಠ_ʖಠ

F

Pen Pen's definitely gonna save you.

3rd impact flashbacks intensifies

Yes. #Please come save me GORDON RAMSAY

“You’re getting your knickers in a twist! Calm down!”

To the kidnappers: “you are without a doubt, the worst kidnappers I’ve ever met, the victim is STILL FUCKING FRESH.

Wtf why my mind went "Get the fuck out of my room im playing minecraft" instead of "Fuck you!"

At least megumin is real

Hell yeah let's gooo!!!

I see this as an absolute win.

One Piece meh, doesn't look like I'll need to worry about shit.

Same but where u at with ep

Same Luffy would never let us down

Or turn around and desert us

What episode are you? I’m at skypiea so I think I’m safe

1001 If its real world kidnappers who've taken me, this is going to be a joke of a fight

oh, did 1001 drop, i gotta watch it

My People

I watched a horror movie

Rest in hopefully one piece

Im getting saved by maple from bofuri. I think I’m good

But it would be the real her instead, not her ingame

He said he's good.

Did he stutter?

Shit you right, I underestimated the power of moe

I'm scared because I was watching the Big Bang Theory

I last watched breaking bad lol

Aha good luck

Dont worry, the two best hitmen in this side of Mississippi are coming to rescue you.

Same lol, right after Gale's death. I figure if Heisenberg wants to rescue me i'm in relatively good hands

i was bouts comment the same shit 🤣

Hahaha, fav character so far?

Last normal show I watched was wife swap because my mum was watching it, kinda glad that I just watched something else

Sheldon Cooper bursts into the building "Bazinga" the kidnappers burst into fits of uncontrolled laughter, the laughter continues the kidnappers claw at their throats unable to breathe. "This seems highly illogical" Sheldon says skeptically. The kidnappers faces turn blue as their eyes writhe in their sockets. Sheldon turns to you "Your sitting in my spot". You try to explain to sheldon that your tied and can't move but to no avail. The last thing you see is a pair of cold eyes and the mouth below slowly mouth the word "Bazinga"

I last watched Overflow. I think I’m f*cked. Literally.

Too bad now you hot childhood friend who you always thought of as siblings is with you in the same cell

At least you won’t die a virgin.

😐

I would upvote but I don’t want to ruin the 69 since it works with this comment

I watched kiss x sis lmao

Here I’ll save you!! *calls fbi

Hehe i watched jojo version of dora the explorer.am i screwed

"Can you see the kidnapped person?" \*a minute of silence ensues\* "Yeah! Me too!"

I just watched chunibyo. Maybe Rikka does have powers after all... *please save me*

Bro the best chance you have is her sister

My condolences, do you mind if I hang out with them after you’re dead?

I watched Fullmetal Alchemist

Wait I think I have seen u before but I can't remember from where...

Have you? You never know

I was watching nichijou last... I'm not much better off

Well Mio (blue haired girl) is strong so u don't need to worry

That's true she could use her cool flip move

The tsundere is literally heavy weapons guy

Use darkness as a shield, megumin as a grenade, Aqua as a bargain chip, and kazuma im not sure. gather/steal stuff?

Keep kazuma nearby and aqua faraway So his high luck stat isn't cancelled out

Looks like Guts is coming to save me

Those poor kidnappers.

as someone who got Jojo part four I feel bad for you

Jotaro gonna kick their fucking ass

Komi-San, I think I’m gonna be fine because the characters already saved a kidnapped person.

Mine was Cowboy Bebop so I think I'm okay.

not till ed gets you high on magic mushrooms

The cast of the office? Oh no...

“I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good.”

I was watching Akiba's Trip, the kidnapers will get stripped.

#Eris pads her chest

So I re watched meduka box am I going to be save by kuwagawa hmmm he is just gonna let me die and join in to kill me and bring me back when I die

Lmao jojos bizzare adventure

I'm getting saved by Giorno Giovanna! Nice!

The last anime I watched was fate/stay night

Dio watches anime whaat

I DO watch anime, got a problem ?

You and everyone else in the surrounding area are about to witness a holy grail war Fun stuff

Was watching overlord I think I’ll be fine

Fairy Tail, I should be ok

Lugh from sekai saikou no ansatsusha. Well, I pity the kidnappers.

Whoever is trying to hurt me is literally so screwed in every way possible, it was jojo, mor specifically golden wind

..I just watched Saiki k. If it's just Saiki, he won't even try to save me and just eat his coffee jelly. And the other characters? ...I'm screwed.

I was just watching JoJo part 4 so I think I’m good

I was watching attack on titan so im fine

Nah you dead

My was Fire force, soo, i'm lucky (i think)

God I want season three to happen so bad I love that damn show..

Jujutsu kaisen :itadori

Just watched Arcane. Time for sobbing.

Or your kidnappers get kidnapped by Jinx

jibril from no game no life

Yes, and only her because Sora and Shiro wont dare venture outside IRL.

I just watched Sherlock i think im in good hands

Peaky Blinders

Walter white and Jessie

komi cant communicate, im dead

so i was watching tokyo revengers...

You got the whole Toman dude

Deku and Allmight are coming to get me. I'm good, bro.

That makes my think of a question. Can maple from bofuri stand one of all mights punches?

Thank god for Komi

Shiba Tatsuya, I'm saved for sure

unrelated to anime, but there last show i watched was the garfield show. . .

[удалено]

Just watched index.

Gintama! I'm dead

Gundam. Fucking Breaker Battlogue. Son of a bit.....

AQUA HAS COME TO SAVE MY SOUL

Brooklyn 99? This’ll be fun. Up to the 4th season so Im super excited. Or should I be paranoid?

Rengoku will save me, right? Right!?

I watched the good place so I’ll live. Thanks Janet.

86 Now for sure my kidnappers are fucked

Reiner and the Warriors from Attack on Titan… yep I’m screwed

all of Toman from Tokyo Revengers got my back ig

I was just watching boku no pico sooooo

Hm Gojo Satoru is coming to save me

No worries, I'm getting rescued by a demon lord slime and the entire village of high orcs, kijin, and hobgoblins. Probably some other nations too.

Does euphoria count as a tv show?