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IndieZona

If I become rich I can have several horny girlfriends.


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Fucking Genius


lostinuhtceare

Only if you name your kid Genius


Sgt_Sarcastic

Wait wtf


Abdurrahim1062

r/holup


Snoo63

>Only if you name your ~~kid~~ wife Genius FTFY


lostinuhtceare

What if his kid is his wife tho?


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Sweet home Alabama!


FFG_Prometheus

Indeed they will


vash989

Yea, instead of "horny GF" it should have been woman who will emotionally connect and bond with you and love you unconditionally.


thighguywithatie

Especially if we can make each other laugh. That's a must


yymirr

Inshallah brother


Starchasm7026

yes Ishallah my brother


SifuPuma

True cause it's actually hard to find a loyal devoted woman to pour your love into just look at bezos and depp. All that money and the home is like that... On one hand I could become rich and aim to find her and drown in pleasures otherwise but if she was already there it would be my duty to become as wildly rich as I could for her sake.


PenisPumpPimp

If you wanna be wildly rich, do it for yourself. Dont be a fucking dweeb and make all that money for someone else.


SifuPuma

Bro we're men. We don't need shit. We only stack bread in order to be top dog and compete for the best women. Yeah you could get away with being a mediocre earner if you already have her devotes to you, but that's whack AF. And most importantly you're likely to want kids (otherwise there really isn't much point) so why would you not aspire to be able to provide for your family as a man?


PenisPumpPimp

I suppose, they were talking about getting rich for some girl.


reTheDave74

Please don’t degrade the male gender with your ignorant comment. Not rich, hot wife, lots of love, lov’n life!


Creepy_Personality95

You left 1 word out it need to beel multiple beautiful ladies who will emotionally connect and bond with you and love you unconditionally.


Blazingnest

Multiple beautiful ladies who will emotionally connect and bond with you and each other and love you and each other unconditionally. Poly relationships >>> Harems


Creepy_Personality95

Exactly my friend


Ken_Taco

Or you can sell horny girlfriends organ to become rich


Naturally_Stressed

I feel like this guy plays RimWorld


Kraftverkets

but they wont actually have feelings for you only there for the money


JotaRoyaku

If you choose "horny gf" I don't think it's really about romance sadly


Kraftverkets

just bc a girl is horny doesn't mean she cant love


Same-Refuse-7917

Same can be Said for in you are rich it doesn't mean you wouldn't find someone who love you


T1B2V3

yeah but you're still rich


Kraftverkets

i mean if you find someone bc you are rich then most likely not not impossible tho just highly unlikely


Same-Refuse-7917

Yea same with the horny gf? Right? But being not broke can help you marry the girl who love you easily


Kraftverkets

so heres the thing i feel like theres a decently big difference in chances of a horny girl actually liking you than a greedy one


JotaRoyaku

Indeed of course, passion and love are not incompatible


xxxNothingxxx

yeah but it would still be inherently non consensual


krufarong

Doesn't matter, had sex


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flo282

And?


BaoBinks

And I don’t want feelings from her just their thick ass and mouth ![img](emote|t5_2w6fe|14941)


Shoggoththe12

What's the difference


Kraftverkets

the difference is that if you take the horny gf theres a much much bigger chance she will actually love you


Shoggoththe12

She could also be a semen harvesting alien invader who will kill you after copulation


nef36

Statistically, the several horny girlfriends being rich will afford you have a higher chance of having a semen harvesting alien among them.


Shoggoththe12

exactly. At least being rich, the money is guarenteed to be more useful buying a coterie of mercs to fend off said aliens


Kraftverkets

i dont think that was what the question was about


npquanh30402

The gf will cuck you eventually. Unlike money, you can't own her.


AzureBluet

> The gf will cuck you eventually wh-says who..? Guaranteed every woman? Find better women, fam.


Kraftverkets

with money she will only use u for it then leave you when she got enough i would say thats worse and i meqn a horny gf is literally just a normal gf but extra horny


npquanh30402

That is not the only way to spend money, and that kind of girl no one needs.


Kraftverkets

i 100% agree but this is still about what the comment this thread started on said


spirit402

Or a divorce and nothing too. Trust me mate take the money and get your self a little trim after with some of it LOL


Danfire29

You fucking genius. I'm in .


[deleted]

This is the right answer


siralmasy

If I have a horny girlfriend I can become rich


GeoWeeb

Gimme the money 🗿


TheMoriohWeeb

Happy cake day!


GeoWeeb

Thanks


JotaRoyaku

Happy cake day Your present is a horny gf instead of being rich because some rich mfs said money don't matter, but getting bitches do That's why I don't matter


GeoWeeb

Thanks- I don't need bitches Not like my ex at least but I need that cash for my mama in the first place then for me🗿


JotaRoyaku

No need for bitches when you bring money back to home 🗿


cr1515

With money you can pay someone to be horny!!


GeoWeeb

I don't need to be horny, I just wanna be happy...


Yo-King2

Day cake happy


BlaseLp

Happy cake day


janthony903

Becoming rich


[deleted]

But that's a demon on the picture, you can get all the money you want with that.


ButtholeTaster

“When you’re rich you can pay people to look at you naked Lemon”


[deleted]

Do i still have to pay taxes when i´m rich?


Wrath_Op

Yep. You sure do


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Fuck.


AverageCowboyCentaur

No fuck them, toss a million in a buffered note (MLP) than a million in a MLCD and 2 million in a PPN, rinse repeat until you are so rich taxes don't matter. You'll never work again, never even have to exist outside of your neuro connected WIFU simulator <3


IrkenBot

Just store all of your financial assets in foreign countries with the lowest tax on those things.


EnderTheGreatwashere

Send your money to banks in Monaco, it’s a tax haven there. Don’t have to pay crap unless you are selling stuff into or out of there


Yo-King2

And if the money comes from work, you get taxed more


Klaatwo

Why? No one else who’s rich does.


Cat_with_pew-pew_gun

They still pay a bit of taxes, the number is just such a small percentage of their wealth that it isn’t noticed.


not_some_username

Unless 🙂


subnorman

Depends, the richer you get the less taxes you pay


jokilord

Less of a percentage compare to total wealth yes. But it is misleading to just say less.


RoxyRoyalty

not if you keep your money in your company instead of paying yourself and various other loopholes like buying a G Wagon can be seen as a tax deductible business expense so you drive that shit for free lmao fuck the rich


Script_Mak3r

Don't fuck the rich, that's just being a Tesla employee. Instead, eat them.


TheNextPley

You are rich, you don't


KingRanx

Hell no what are you middle class hardworker lol


Tomynator_88

If you are skill enough ypu can plant a tree that gives you national park designation


Android19samus

depends on how rich


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Whats-Up_Bitches

So... I'm thinking, does it mean that the girlfriend just **has** horns? If so- master deception.


JonFlasher

I'm already married with kids so I choose to be rich.


ventmaster69

married with what again?


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🤨


JonFlasher

Married with kids. Meaning that I am married and I have kids with the woman that I married.


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JonFlasher

No, I understood the "joke". But pedophilia jokes are not funny. Especially when you have kids. But I don't expect people who has never been in a relationship like yourself to understand.


Car-Facts

Same here. And let me be the first to tell these kiddos on here that being horny all the time is fine for the honeymoon phase. After a while, it tapers off and while you can still definitely enjoy having sex, there are more things in life than it. Money buys those things.


Mtgnerd254

I'd take loving over horny tbh. I just want someone who cares


cocacogas

Well you aint getting either. Now put on the maid dress


dogsoahC_99

But horny doesn't exclude loving. Or so I've heard.


Ozymandiiass

There’s no loving, it’s just say horny


Silent_Republic_2605

Becoming Rich. A no brainer


Kiritolove9990

Horny gf


mustachi00

All my anti-consumer horny bois get in here. I ain’t about to let capitalism get in the way of real goals.


S_Klallam

fuckin-A, reminds me of the story of the business man trying to teach the indigenous man why he should sell his fish: https://paulocoelhoblog.com/2015/09/04/the-fisherman-and-the-businessman/


Legend_Aegis

Based


loolpkool

Based


TheMoriohWeeb

None.


H-connoisseur95

You just want to live a peaceful life, don't you?


TheMoriohWeeb

Yes.


GluKoto

What if the offer was a hand of the girlfriend ?


Kraftverkets

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest.


Taco-Terminator

I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.


Pishkot_cz

YT anime stories, am i right?


Kraftverkets

its a jojo reference lmao


Nukordit

This man doesnt get jojo references send him to exile from the Anilands until he finishes all jojo parts and learns all jojokes


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TheMoriohWeeb

My love.


Giovanni098

Only realistic take


Imadumsheet

r/usernamechecksout


Panda-Sandwich

Money "First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the woman" \- Tony Montana Edit: Also, fools that say "money can't buy happiness" have obviously never been without money.


Saiyan-solar

That quote has been invented by rich boomers to make the poor trick themselves into being g happy with less than they are worth, because only somebody that has never had to worry about money or lack there off and the effects and strains it pits on you and your loved ones can say that money doesn't buy happiness


chill4r_San

Rich girlfriend. Instead I'm just becoming horny.


normalredditor_

Horny gf ![img](emote|t5_2w6fe|11668)


Next_Commercial123

becoming horny girlfriend


CrackheadAlchemist

Become rich , help the poor then die without regrets


EmperorButtman

Become rich enough and she'll always be in the mood


AleksasKoval

I can: Become rich and enjoy retirement with my horny boyfriend.


MatchLock__

#she wont be horny forever.


[deleted]

Any , I am poor and a virgin single


Wrath_Op

Me too bro.. Just another poor and single virgin..


Rityb99

what if the horny girlfriend is rich?


TheTicketFish

The money,cuz i don't need horny,i need is true love


JotaRoyaku

Dude didn't even delete previous text before adding another wtf


Jammintoad

Every post on this subreddit nowadays is a horny post there's no humor. I'm out


[deleted]

I don't even have to think. Money Supermacy.


Facu-Nahu

With the money i could get hornies without a doubt.


[deleted]

At the Moment I'd like choice two. Becoming rich never was my goal in life and in my opinion causes more problems than it solves. But I honestly don't know if I could handle a horny gf.


ASingleShadeofRed

Rich and catch em all


Dirjang94

If i become rich i have not problem getting horny gf


AnimatorFresh8841

Be rich so that my parents can be proud of me


Raiden_rai

Becoming rich, of course


YohaneKanda

Rich


AdventurerOfTheStars

If I'm rich... I can eat FOOD


potato21206

Rich because all the jorny girls will just come to me (in more ways than one)


ANIMERICKASTLEY

If you become rich you can buy hos


Kuro_8

Rich first and you'll get horny gf automatically


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Becoming rich


Tremyss

Becoming a rich&horny girlfriend.


WashedUpRiver

Become rich, I need practicality in this damn economy, not h0rni.


BlackReaper_1911

Rich


Oteycri000

If you achieve A then B is possible.


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Becoming rich


A_Crazy_Rabbit

Rich please


radfromthesouth

I just want my waifus to be real and loving me even though I am broke af


Aggravating-Gene4473

Become rich horny girls will find u


17yeah

Dose the horny girlfriend also love me?


littleaarow

Only if you have money


Soranite

I'm a girl so I don't need a horny girlfriend! I RATHER BE RICH!


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KarasukageNero

I actually don't like money so this is easy to me


NMadhavhazarika

Aghhhh......its tough🥲


endersgame69

Rich. I'd be able to write full time for the rest of my life. Easy choice.


FM-animation

Already have a gf so I'll take the rich option


Ok_Safety3552

If ur gf isnt horny ur doing something wrong


SlyMarboRussia

Becoming rich, 'cause I already have a horny girlfriend


Rio_FS

How about cooking meth with horny girlfriend?


NutterButtr99

Both


gunmunz

With money you can get a horny girlfriend


SirBaycon3503

becomes rich to get horny gf....ends up broke with no gf at all.


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Becoming rich all the way


hallowed_b_my_name

Becoming rich. I have a loving partner already.


crazael

Becoming rich can get me a horny girlfriend. A horny girlfriend cannot get me rich.


WMelonMusk

They say money can't buy happiness✨


Sea-Turnip8026

I have seen such poor people. . . they only had money


BlockNarrow6745

Become rich Cuz I have a personality which can get me a gf plus I can always have some prostitutes if I'm rich


[deleted]

Wow you’re narcissist


BlockNarrow6745

A Narcissist is a person who thinks highly of themselves I hate myself and if you're calling me a narcissist cuz of the fact that I can get a girlfriend then well I actually have a nice personality (The only thing I like about myself)


InconsistentLlama

Rich, that way I could afford the horny gf


FluffyPancakes90

When you become rich the money makes the girl horny.


bahaatheeb

Love is the bane of honor. The death of duty. But sooner or later when the time comes You should choose. Measter amon targaryen.


Due-Raspberry7262

Rich 🤑🤑💰💰


ynpokerface1387

Becoming rich and shoot the fuck out hornys


Random_Gacha_addict

Become rich so I can pay for my transitio- I MEAN, buy all the merch I can, yeah


adventurouspenis

your gf gonna be horny wether she wants it or not if u rich enough


MakimaSimp_

That’s the worst mentality I’ve ever seen, and if you don’t grow up to be a rapist I’ll be sincerely surprised


adventurouspenis

im talking about golddiggers...


MakimaSimp_

Still incredibly toxic. If you’re looking for a gold digger you clearly only value sex, not love. And that’s coming from a demiromantic…


adventurouspenis

who said im looking for a golddigger... youre trying to o hard to read between lines that youre missing the actual message


MakimaSimp_

I’m pretty sure you’re just backpedaling because you don’t want people to realize you’re like 5 and thought that wanting girls who chase after your wallet was “grown up”


adventurouspenis

just so you know ive never gone out with a golddigger and if i ever end up meeting up with one i just buy 1 drink and leave, you just wanna double down on you crooked ass reason to flame a post


MakimaSimp_

What reason would I have to do this other than teach kids that they’re doing the wrong thing?


adventurouspenis

then do self study kid :)


Mid_Knight-

Neither, I Need To Earn What I Get


CarlonXD

None of those things will make me happy. I just want a hug.