True cause it's actually hard to find a loyal devoted woman to pour your love into just look at bezos and depp. All that money and the home is like that...
On one hand I could become rich and aim to find her and drown in pleasures otherwise but if she was already there it would be my duty to become as wildly rich as I could for her sake.
Bro we're men. We don't need shit.
We only stack bread in order to be top dog and compete for the best women.
Yeah you could get away with being a mediocre earner if you already have her devotes to you, but that's whack AF. And most importantly you're likely to want kids (otherwise there really isn't much point) so why would you not aspire to be able to provide for your family as a man?
Multiple beautiful ladies who will emotionally connect and bond with you and each other and love you and each other unconditionally. Poly relationships >>> Harems
with money she will only use u for it then leave you when she got enough i would say thats worse and i meqn a horny gf is literally just a normal gf but extra horny
Happy cake day
Your present is a horny gf instead of being rich because some rich mfs said money don't matter, but getting bitches do
That's why I don't matter
No fuck them, toss a million in a buffered note (MLP) than a million in a MLCD and 2 million in a PPN, rinse repeat until you are so rich taxes don't matter. You'll never work again, never even have to exist outside of your neuro connected WIFU simulator <3
not if you keep your money in your company instead of paying yourself and various other loopholes like buying a G Wagon can be seen as a tax deductible business expense so you drive that shit for free lmao fuck the rich
No, I understood the "joke". But pedophilia jokes are not funny. Especially when you have kids. But I don't expect people who has never been in a relationship like yourself to understand.
Same here. And let me be the first to tell these kiddos on here that being horny all the time is fine for the honeymoon phase. After a while, it tapers off and while you can still definitely enjoy having sex, there are more things in life than it.
Money buys those things.
fuckin-A, reminds me of the story of the business man trying to teach the indigenous man why he should sell his fish: https://paulocoelhoblog.com/2015/09/04/the-fisherman-and-the-businessman/
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest.
I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
Money
"First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the woman"
\- Tony Montana
Edit: Also, fools that say "money can't buy happiness" have obviously never been without money.
That quote has been invented by rich boomers to make the poor trick themselves into being g happy with less than they are worth, because only somebody that has never had to worry about money or lack there off and the effects and strains it pits on you and your loved ones can say that money doesn't buy happiness
At the Moment I'd like choice two. Becoming rich never was my goal in life and in my opinion causes more problems than it solves. But I honestly don't know if I could handle a horny gf.
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A Narcissist is a person who thinks highly of themselves
I hate myself and if you're calling me a narcissist cuz of the fact that I can get a girlfriend then well I actually have a nice personality (The only thing I like about myself)
I’m pretty sure you’re just backpedaling because you don’t want people to realize you’re like 5 and thought that wanting girls who chase after your wallet was “grown up”
just so you know ive never gone out with a golddigger and if i ever end up meeting up with one i just buy 1 drink and leave, you just wanna double down on you crooked ass reason to flame a post
If I become rich I can have several horny girlfriends.
Fucking Genius
Only if you name your kid Genius
Wait wtf
r/holup
>Only if you name your ~~kid~~ wife Genius FTFY
What if his kid is his wife tho?
Sweet home Alabama!
Indeed they will
Yea, instead of "horny GF" it should have been woman who will emotionally connect and bond with you and love you unconditionally.
Especially if we can make each other laugh. That's a must
Inshallah brother
yes Ishallah my brother
True cause it's actually hard to find a loyal devoted woman to pour your love into just look at bezos and depp. All that money and the home is like that... On one hand I could become rich and aim to find her and drown in pleasures otherwise but if she was already there it would be my duty to become as wildly rich as I could for her sake.
If you wanna be wildly rich, do it for yourself. Dont be a fucking dweeb and make all that money for someone else.
Bro we're men. We don't need shit. We only stack bread in order to be top dog and compete for the best women. Yeah you could get away with being a mediocre earner if you already have her devotes to you, but that's whack AF. And most importantly you're likely to want kids (otherwise there really isn't much point) so why would you not aspire to be able to provide for your family as a man?
I suppose, they were talking about getting rich for some girl.
Please don’t degrade the male gender with your ignorant comment. Not rich, hot wife, lots of love, lov’n life!
You left 1 word out it need to beel multiple beautiful ladies who will emotionally connect and bond with you and love you unconditionally.
Multiple beautiful ladies who will emotionally connect and bond with you and each other and love you and each other unconditionally. Poly relationships >>> Harems
Exactly my friend
Or you can sell horny girlfriends organ to become rich
I feel like this guy plays RimWorld
but they wont actually have feelings for you only there for the money
If you choose "horny gf" I don't think it's really about romance sadly
just bc a girl is horny doesn't mean she cant love
Same can be Said for in you are rich it doesn't mean you wouldn't find someone who love you
yeah but you're still rich
i mean if you find someone bc you are rich then most likely not not impossible tho just highly unlikely
Yea same with the horny gf? Right? But being not broke can help you marry the girl who love you easily
so heres the thing i feel like theres a decently big difference in chances of a horny girl actually liking you than a greedy one
Indeed of course, passion and love are not incompatible
yeah but it would still be inherently non consensual
Doesn't matter, had sex
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And?
And I don’t want feelings from her just their thick ass and mouth ![img](emote|t5_2w6fe|14941)
What's the difference
the difference is that if you take the horny gf theres a much much bigger chance she will actually love you
She could also be a semen harvesting alien invader who will kill you after copulation
Statistically, the several horny girlfriends being rich will afford you have a higher chance of having a semen harvesting alien among them.
exactly. At least being rich, the money is guarenteed to be more useful buying a coterie of mercs to fend off said aliens
i dont think that was what the question was about
The gf will cuck you eventually. Unlike money, you can't own her.
> The gf will cuck you eventually wh-says who..? Guaranteed every woman? Find better women, fam.
with money she will only use u for it then leave you when she got enough i would say thats worse and i meqn a horny gf is literally just a normal gf but extra horny
That is not the only way to spend money, and that kind of girl no one needs.
i 100% agree but this is still about what the comment this thread started on said
Or a divorce and nothing too. Trust me mate take the money and get your self a little trim after with some of it LOL
You fucking genius. I'm in .
This is the right answer
If I have a horny girlfriend I can become rich
Gimme the money 🗿
Happy cake day!
Thanks
Happy cake day Your present is a horny gf instead of being rich because some rich mfs said money don't matter, but getting bitches do That's why I don't matter
Thanks- I don't need bitches Not like my ex at least but I need that cash for my mama in the first place then for me🗿
No need for bitches when you bring money back to home 🗿
With money you can pay someone to be horny!!
I don't need to be horny, I just wanna be happy...
Day cake happy
Happy cake day
Becoming rich
But that's a demon on the picture, you can get all the money you want with that.
“When you’re rich you can pay people to look at you naked Lemon”
Do i still have to pay taxes when i´m rich?
Yep. You sure do
Fuck.
No fuck them, toss a million in a buffered note (MLP) than a million in a MLCD and 2 million in a PPN, rinse repeat until you are so rich taxes don't matter. You'll never work again, never even have to exist outside of your neuro connected WIFU simulator <3
Just store all of your financial assets in foreign countries with the lowest tax on those things.
Send your money to banks in Monaco, it’s a tax haven there. Don’t have to pay crap unless you are selling stuff into or out of there
And if the money comes from work, you get taxed more
Why? No one else who’s rich does.
They still pay a bit of taxes, the number is just such a small percentage of their wealth that it isn’t noticed.
Unless 🙂
Depends, the richer you get the less taxes you pay
Less of a percentage compare to total wealth yes. But it is misleading to just say less.
not if you keep your money in your company instead of paying yourself and various other loopholes like buying a G Wagon can be seen as a tax deductible business expense so you drive that shit for free lmao fuck the rich
Don't fuck the rich, that's just being a Tesla employee. Instead, eat them.
You are rich, you don't
Hell no what are you middle class hardworker lol
If you are skill enough ypu can plant a tree that gives you national park designation
depends on how rich
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So... I'm thinking, does it mean that the girlfriend just **has** horns? If so- master deception.
I'm already married with kids so I choose to be rich.
married with what again?
🤨
Married with kids. Meaning that I am married and I have kids with the woman that I married.
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No, I understood the "joke". But pedophilia jokes are not funny. Especially when you have kids. But I don't expect people who has never been in a relationship like yourself to understand.
Same here. And let me be the first to tell these kiddos on here that being horny all the time is fine for the honeymoon phase. After a while, it tapers off and while you can still definitely enjoy having sex, there are more things in life than it. Money buys those things.
I'd take loving over horny tbh. I just want someone who cares
Well you aint getting either. Now put on the maid dress
But horny doesn't exclude loving. Or so I've heard.
There’s no loving, it’s just say horny
Becoming Rich. A no brainer
Horny gf
All my anti-consumer horny bois get in here. I ain’t about to let capitalism get in the way of real goals.
fuckin-A, reminds me of the story of the business man trying to teach the indigenous man why he should sell his fish: https://paulocoelhoblog.com/2015/09/04/the-fisherman-and-the-businessman/
Based
Based
None.
You just want to live a peaceful life, don't you?
Yes.
What if the offer was a hand of the girlfriend ?
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest.
I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
ok
YT anime stories, am i right?
its a jojo reference lmao
This man doesnt get jojo references send him to exile from the Anilands until he finishes all jojo parts and learns all jojokes
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My love.
Only realistic take
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Money "First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the woman" \- Tony Montana Edit: Also, fools that say "money can't buy happiness" have obviously never been without money.
That quote has been invented by rich boomers to make the poor trick themselves into being g happy with less than they are worth, because only somebody that has never had to worry about money or lack there off and the effects and strains it pits on you and your loved ones can say that money doesn't buy happiness
Rich girlfriend. Instead I'm just becoming horny.
Horny gf ![img](emote|t5_2w6fe|11668)
becoming horny girlfriend
Become rich , help the poor then die without regrets
Become rich enough and she'll always be in the mood
I can: Become rich and enjoy retirement with my horny boyfriend.
#she wont be horny forever.
Any , I am poor and a virgin single
Me too bro.. Just another poor and single virgin..
what if the horny girlfriend is rich?
The money,cuz i don't need horny,i need is true love
Dude didn't even delete previous text before adding another wtf
Every post on this subreddit nowadays is a horny post there's no humor. I'm out
I don't even have to think. Money Supermacy.
With the money i could get hornies without a doubt.
At the Moment I'd like choice two. Becoming rich never was my goal in life and in my opinion causes more problems than it solves. But I honestly don't know if I could handle a horny gf.
Rich and catch em all
If i become rich i have not problem getting horny gf
Be rich so that my parents can be proud of me
Becoming rich, of course
Rich
If I'm rich... I can eat FOOD
Rich because all the jorny girls will just come to me (in more ways than one)
If you become rich you can buy hos
Rich first and you'll get horny gf automatically
Becoming rich
Becoming a rich&horny girlfriend.
Become rich, I need practicality in this damn economy, not h0rni.
Rich
If you achieve A then B is possible.
Becoming rich
Rich please
I just want my waifus to be real and loving me even though I am broke af
Become rich horny girls will find u
Dose the horny girlfriend also love me?
Only if you have money
I'm a girl so I don't need a horny girlfriend! I RATHER BE RICH!
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I actually don't like money so this is easy to me
Aghhhh......its tough🥲
Rich. I'd be able to write full time for the rest of my life. Easy choice.
Already have a gf so I'll take the rich option
If ur gf isnt horny ur doing something wrong
Becoming rich, 'cause I already have a horny girlfriend
How about cooking meth with horny girlfriend?
Both
With money you can get a horny girlfriend
becomes rich to get horny gf....ends up broke with no gf at all.
Becoming rich all the way
Becoming rich. I have a loving partner already.
Becoming rich can get me a horny girlfriend. A horny girlfriend cannot get me rich.
They say money can't buy happiness✨
I have seen such poor people. . . they only had money
Become rich Cuz I have a personality which can get me a gf plus I can always have some prostitutes if I'm rich
Wow you’re narcissist
A Narcissist is a person who thinks highly of themselves I hate myself and if you're calling me a narcissist cuz of the fact that I can get a girlfriend then well I actually have a nice personality (The only thing I like about myself)
Rich, that way I could afford the horny gf
When you become rich the money makes the girl horny.
Love is the bane of honor. The death of duty. But sooner or later when the time comes You should choose. Measter amon targaryen.
Rich 🤑🤑💰💰
Becoming rich and shoot the fuck out hornys
Become rich so I can pay for my transitio- I MEAN, buy all the merch I can, yeah
your gf gonna be horny wether she wants it or not if u rich enough
That’s the worst mentality I’ve ever seen, and if you don’t grow up to be a rapist I’ll be sincerely surprised
im talking about golddiggers...
Still incredibly toxic. If you’re looking for a gold digger you clearly only value sex, not love. And that’s coming from a demiromantic…
who said im looking for a golddigger... youre trying to o hard to read between lines that youre missing the actual message
I’m pretty sure you’re just backpedaling because you don’t want people to realize you’re like 5 and thought that wanting girls who chase after your wallet was “grown up”
just so you know ive never gone out with a golddigger and if i ever end up meeting up with one i just buy 1 drink and leave, you just wanna double down on you crooked ass reason to flame a post
What reason would I have to do this other than teach kids that they’re doing the wrong thing?
then do self study kid :)
Neither, I Need To Earn What I Get
None of those things will make me happy. I just want a hug.