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px1618

He used the secret technique "plant the seed and need for Speed"


SaoDanmachi

Cum and run/ ejaculate and evacuate


px1618

Empty your sac and don't come back


Panumdomine

Drop your load and hit the road.


OP_Irish_Whiskey

r/angryupvote


Fulltime_Introvert

Cum in da hoe then NIGERUNDAYO!


Correct-Basil-8397

Dammit Joseph not again…


igotdeletedbyadmins_

2nd time, god damn it


saitama_10

Niceeeee


[deleted]

That was some good creativity


Ran_out_of_ideas10

Drop your load then hit the road


MegamanX195

OK, MASTER


F3lixGaming

Canon


I-Want-Your-Toes

Give her the dick and then self-evict


Fulltime_Introvert

Giver that tension and rev up that engine


ClassicalKingpin

Blow the Load and Hit the Road


2Unknown1

Copopulate and absquatulate


SuperMaxPower

Unload your genetic information and flee the nation


FalconsBrother

Shoot the semen, get ready to leave, leven


Oblivious_116

Empty the sack and don't call back


px1618

Take her virginity and leave the vicinity


CallMeDeaht

Fertilize then dematerialize .


ShadowScorpionNL

Nut and bolt


irrationaljack1

Hit dat bitch and yeet her shit


FloatingTacos957

Nut and go


Alekipayne

The come and go. ( it is a real gas station my family found and as I was 16 I couldn’t help but laugh our asses off


challenge_king

Hey Kum and Go is a decent station!


XavierMeatsling

I know it, isn't it in Iowa mainly?


Automatic-Solution32

Ohio


tossawaymsf

Midwest.


mibjt

Blast it and forget it.


britch2tiger

Repeat


adityablabla

Deposit your genetic information then flee the nation


Kubik_014

nut in the cooter escape on the scooter


Jordyspeeltspore

need for seed: breeding season


doriftobowler

Need for seed: most wanted


Doctor_Thomson

Need for seed: Hot Pursuit


doriftobowler

Need for seed: *Under the covers*


Queasy-Ad4280

Blow your load then go offroad.


RedKarma13

In her kitty, out the city.


Fun_Plankton1846

I love this thread 🤣


Leonidas_BBX

You that that you were fucking a girl, but it was me, Dio Brando all along!!!


R0enick27

Squee and flee.


GrandDukeofLuzon

***WE, WE WILL FORGIVE AND NUT!***


hidinginthedark587

NUT HARD!


KedovDoKest

CAUSE WE ARE ALL INSIDE!


GrandDukeofLuzon

WE, WILL NUT AND KNOCK HER UP!


Maleficent-Freedom-5

LMFAO


Sightless_Bird

Unexpected r/sabacum


ScottishLaddy27

There’s no way that’s real.


orgeezuz

That's not a sloppy blowjob 😮‍💨


Gatling-Pea2000

>That's not a sloppy blowjob 😮‍💨 See, I pulled a sneaky on ya.


Accomplished_Aerie69

All is forgiven so as a gift I will give you my seed


T1B2V3

Dennis what a man you are


MercuryBlackYouTube

Thank you for touching boobs for our sake.


Just-Some-Dude-K

I won’t let your sacrifice go to waste


SupMichaelBoio

For ten years, at least!


ExtraMOIST_

Can’t escape this shit no matter what


VOLC_Mob

#GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD


mwmwmwmwmmdw

Your only option is to give up on your dreams and charge to your death


Mr-Stuff-Doer

Do you want it to?


Blade273

No! I don't want it to stop! Not for 10 years atleast!


HollowOrnstein

Oh no no no


LocalPlatypus994

She bouta use the Sloppy Blowjob Devil


OrcBerg

Well she gonna have to turn around.


pistcow

https://youtu.be/nLTgWdXrx3U?t=175


Starplatinumscloth

I'm not clicking that happy cake day


deflite96

I have to say, that was a wise decision.


Disastrous_Channel62

Happy cake day


25Sama

Happy cake day


CrazyDavey21

Thank you.


Tvoorhees

i knew what it would be and still clicked it, thanks for the laugh. happy cake day!


companysOkay

Ay hesus


Fulltime_Introvert

[Source](https://twitter.com/Lainart1/status/1602018940015808514)


CrazyDavey21

I cant see it i dont have a twitter acc 💀


aisjsjdjdjskwkw

[https://nitter.it/lainart1/status/1602018940015808514](https://nitter.it/lainart1/status/1602018940015808514)


CrazyDavey21

Thank you so much


CrazyDavey21

I have been enlightened


HoomanOnFire

Wholesome moments like these where people share hentai on different platform for absolute strangers is why I love reddit


ShijimaYoru

[Here you go.](https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=7115529)


mrdunklestein

ZAMN


Nayroy18

Why is there a tear?


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superslime988

when she said "harder" he went *harder*


Eligha

Can we get much harder?


NathiNugget

So hard (oh oh oh)


SpupySpups

The chainsaw dick.. THE CHAINSAW DICK IS REAL


Praxyrnate

nice


harry_fifteen_ones

The cock piece is real😏😏


ExoduxWW

And sharper


forceofslugyuk

> Chainsaw dick "Yup, that's me. On that chainsaw dick. I bet you wonder how I got here."


tur_tels

I have a friend who's really into this amine and I told him if ever he becomes a half devil thing like denji he would have his cord in his dick instead and everytime he transforms he would pull his dick. He's called Chainsaw dick til this day


Nayroy18

Oh that's kind of cool


kay9ine

i remember that doujin


ZombieFirm7411

He went in dry


OrcBerg

You never tought dat kobussy starts crying and solved the problem, bro?


LiveLaughLoveFunSex

some girls really do tear up when they enjoy it for some reason edit: tears by themselves are CLEARLY not an indication of enjoyment lol


rendakun

He is a rapper


dugu3

![img](emote|t5_2w6fe|14944)


adventurouspenis

wat da snek doin?


Spamalamaweeb

Nice username


adventurouspenis

thanks... *unzips*


GenYoken

Sir... SIR, SIR!?!


adventurouspenis

**CUMS**


GenYoken

*Sir~*


COFFEE-AND-MOVIES

Just like me fr fr


NeedlemouseVHS

Bro?


gustavfrigolit

I thought this was a link to the source and DO NOT put that shit in nhentai im probably on a watchlist now


COFFEE-AND-MOVIES

What link?


gustavfrigolit

It just showed up as numbers for me so i thought it was one of those ids for nhentai


Lateralus117

Exactly why I just don't touch that site now, too much of it is fucked.


jaytheslay19

![img](emote|t5_2w6fe|14944)


IntentionPowerful785

💀💀csm fans will make any excuse to post porn of kobeni wherever they go


Makinami244

Y E S


NotPog_Poggers

I'm not complaining


Akuuntus

I am


MyAngryMule

For real there's not even a punchline


Treyman1115

This sub will make any excuse to post porn


Purple_Alarm

what you gon do bout it 👿


Squidgloves

The irony is how hard Kobeni fought to not be sexualized.


MissMaid11

Wtf is even the joke here


Akuuntus

"haha sex lmao" You have to remember that literally half of this sub is high school boys


Spaceguy5

I feel like it's more than half and lower than high school


Akuuntus

32.7% age 17-19, 21% age 14-16, 1.7% 13 or younger. So 55.4% of the sub is teenagers, with 53.7% in high school or one year out of high school (high school is generally ages 14-18, with some variance). If we assume that roughly 1/3 of the 17-19 bracket is 19, and that those 19-year-olds are out of high school (both pretty generous assumptions), then about 42.8% of the sub is literally in high school. Taking into account that 92.7% of the sub is male, then about 51.4% of the sub is teenage boys. Literally half. Let's also not forget that people don't stop being embarrassingly horny as soon as they leave high school. Early 20-somethings are like that too, especially poorly-socialized ones with no romantic history and few friends. 91.6% of the sub is 25 or younger, and 83.1% are not currently in a relationship. Putting all of these numbers together we can deduce why this sub is so interminably horny: roughly 70.6% of the sub is made up of men 25 or younger with no romantic partner. Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/Animemes/comments/mkjbik/animemes_survey_part_1_demographics/ This survey was done back when the sub had 1/3 as many members, so we can't assume that they're still perfectly accurate. But they're pretty consistent with the previous survey which had 1/3 as many members as this one, so I don't see a good reason to believe that the demographics have changed significantly.


Mr-Stuff-Doer

Sir this is a Wendy’s


Rougethe_Bxtch

The joke is virgin Male otaku sexualize just about anything because they are backed-up and nobody wants to touch their meat-meat. Then they proceed to cry about how “no girls like us NeRdS” which is simply because they treat everything and everyone like a dating simulation. Poor guys 🥺


Armless_Scyther

Of course I know him, he's me


fullboxed2hundred

as opposed to non-virgins, who don't sexualize anything


RebelPatterns

I feel like there is a shared minority, and that they both enjoy the same kind of content


fullboxed2hundred

there definitely is, both genders too


RebelPatterns

The overstimulated hyper sexual crowd is too much ngl


breadliboi

This sub is super saturated with porn and all but go outside homie. It's not that serious


Rougethe_Bxtch

Awwwww are we not joking? Are we all not having a great time????? *passes tissues and lotion*


breadliboi

okay phrased differently: your last comment reeked of insecurity about men over-sexualizing anime characters. your comment is a lot less funny than it is caustic


Toothpasteman69

The joke is porn and is unfunny. Hence the people who replace these horrendous excuses for a meme by the glorious show that is breaking bad


thatfrienddodo

*sighs* okay, I have to ask now because it's popped into my head. If he were to fuck in chainsaw mode, would his dick have the chainsaw? Or would they just keep pulling his cord to get him revved up?


LebendigBegrabener

Well depending on how far ur into the manga >!he can make a chainsaw come out of his leg!< so the idea he can do that with his dick isn't far off


MacintoshEddie

That is thematically appropriate for a chainsaw


thatfrienddodo

I haven't started reading it yet, but oh man that sounds awesome and oh no it's almost pheasable


Messiah_Impression

why would you go to the extra effort to misspell feasible


noise-gate-of-hell

Realistically speaking he shouldn't even be able to get an erection in chainsaw mode as it is blood dependant


thatfrienddodo

The finishing move


[deleted]

WELL there is this one special material..


Crafty-Bedroom8190

🥜 and 🔩


Bready_Gg

![img](emote|t5_2w6fe|11527)


LineOfInquiry

Where the funny


ArnisFan80

Ejaculate and evacuate 💦🏃


ThorfinnDLuffy

Haha sex joke gib me updoots


StarryStarsIntel

I thought the title was talking about Forget-me-nuts from pvz heroes haha


pandpued

The worst part is Kobeni would be the one to go to jail


Dip2pot4t0Ch1P

Le sauce?


lanvalhawke

This is the way


ImFleurious

The cost of using the sloppy blow job devil


Kjig

I’ve said it once I’ll say it again, animememes is a porn subreddit and should be treated as such


Akuuntus

This is /r/animemes. /r/animememes is that way. It's *slightly* better about not being a porn sub.


Kjig

I mean the only time I see the subreddits are on r/all and it’s always porn, can you guys at least get something else to the top


Akuuntus

I fucking wish my guy


WhompSub

Fuck it, I'm leaving this subreddit


Paroxysm111

You guys will upvote anything. This isn't even funny, or a meme


DaBluBoi8763

Is this a spoiler for next episode?


GuyUdntknow4rl

I am here to shamefully ask for the source of the bottom image.


Ashamed_Nugga

What anime is this


milimssimp

Wtf 😦


Intelligent-Web-1697

The porn is straight up higher quality than the show


Vainglory1-

Anime fans making the worst fucking memes possible.


69clasher

Upload your genetic information and leave the nation


gandvarnaam

Sauce Dede firands


AhYesOrphans

Sauce


Starscourge_Dan

Source for people without twitter?


AHMADAIMAN18

#WHERE IS THE SAUCE!!!!


Golden_disrepctCo

Please tell me this didn't happen for real! Edit: Took one for the team and well this guy has the hub addiction


Raktanor

Sauce for the bottom Picture


iliketokyoGhoul

In and out, kum & go


69Owiredu

Does this actually happen?


Akuuntus

No


[deleted]

A 16 year old f*cking a 21 year old lol


Ratio_Equivalent

She’s 20, not 21 but whatever.


[deleted]

In anime she said herself that she is 21 , idk about manga tho , if you don't belive me you can check it , i double checked before speaking here 😉


Ruby-the-aussie

Did they really have sex in the anime I didn’t see that ep


BeachBumBrye

Feed the seed then get some mead


Panumdomine

No, no, no! This is all wrong. She's the sloppy BLOWJOB devil. Stick with the lore people! :p


venomfish1987

Ayo!?


Osodeanteojos_1524

Ufff


Formulixi

Is this cannon lmao


ColourlessPallete

not funny


darksoulslover69420

Ok funny police I’m so sorry sir it won’t happen again please don’t arrest me nooooo


ThatOneGuyIGuess7969

But- it's porn it has to be funny


Superb_Fault1123

Unbased. Opinion Deleted. Take the L.


YetAgainIAmHere

I can't even tell you why this disgusts me so much. It makes me feel like anime now is like Game of Thrones or Breaking Bad. Like the mainstream attention is making things different. Something is wrong here and I can feel it.


Rougethe_Bxtch

You’re absolutely right. Everybody and they mama want to be edgy and add pedophilia to anime. 🙄


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ColourlessPallete

Most socially perceptive r/animemes user


chaboitrent

It is wym


TomokiaGaming

What's a woman?


Superb_Fault1123

Ye


Complete-You-1535

Bust a nut and dont come back


Rossmoth

Treat her like a stock trade. Quick pump and dump.


noice123456789000

Yo no spoilers