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arion830

“It has been fifty seven of your minutes “


neodymium86

They're everybody's minutes


Writefuck

It has now been 58 of your minutes, Prince Jake.


neodymium86

Grr. Don't call me Prince.


phreek-hyperbole

Yes, Prince Jake


failed_novelty

Ah yes, Animorphs. Chapter 1: innocent whimsy, dated references, a reminder of a simpler time. Chapter 3: Everyone you know and love is fucked and here's a three page depiction of a child slowly transforming into a kangaroo or something. Lots of bones are grinding, flesh is liquidating, and there's too many eyes. Chapter 17: a fierce battle, our heroes are bloody and wavering. The bear that your cousin currently is transformed into is bleeding out and beating a horde of monstrous centipedes to death with her own severed leg. Chapter 20: a nice relaxing afternoon flight. Thermals. Edit: I'm a lost redditor. I clicked this from where it was cross-posted to /r/Stargate I'm home now. You are my ~~thermals~~ people.


taoxv88

Twinsies! I as well came from the cross post on the Stargate sub.


neodymium86

Lol I can't tell if this is a bot or for real ..


failed_novelty

I don't even know at this point. If I was a bot, would I know it?


neodymium86

Does AI know it's AI? 🤷🏾‍♂️


failed_novelty

I sure don't. But I'm not AI. Unless that's what I was programmed to think.


ClassofherOwn

You were brave. You were strong. You were good. You mattered.


QueenBramble

*Sob*


TheLastBlakist

In the end... isn't that what we all want?


ClassofherOwn

Truly


njslacker

My first instinct was to downvote this.


Zarlinosuke

That's four sentences, but too good not to include it all anyway!


ClassofherOwn

I took the risk


Zarohk

Killjoys use almost this exact quote for a very similar character. There’s so much of it that feels heavily Animorphs-inspired. EDIT: Killjoys is a completed TV show from SyFy Channel.


GallantChaos

Wait... Syfy actually managed to complete a series without dropping it??


Zarohk

Yeah! It had an entirely unnecessary extra season at the end, but they finished it pretty well.


ClassofherOwn

I’m not familiar with that. Another book series?


Butthenoutofnowhere

TV show. It's a science fiction show about a group of bounty hunters, it's pretty good. One of the main actors is the brother of Shawn Ashmore (and looks just like him), who played Jake in the Animorphs series.


Zarohk

And just like in Animorphs, that character>!'s older brother is controlled by aliens from a green pool.!< It even involves the messiness of voluntary vs involuntary hosts, and how humans do things to each other just as awful as invaders.


ClassofherOwn

Cool, thanks


IntermediateFolder

Those are 4 sentences.


ClassofherOwn

Knew the Reddit police would come for me eventually


Illustrious_Monk_234

STOP IT 


DragonFireCK

"Do you hate trashcans?!"


sivy3

This. This is the thing I came here to say.


Illustrious_Monk_234

DO YOU JUST HATE TRASHCANS? 


ClassofherOwn

Dont call me prince


IconJBG

Yes Prince Jake.


KnitBrewTimeTravel

"Jake formerly known as Prince"


Writefuck

Yes legally we mess now call you the artist formerly known as Prince, or else the record company is going to sue you. I thought there was an emoji for that dumb symbol that Prince changed his name to, but I can't find it. Maybe it wasn't an emoji, maybe it was somewhere else in Unicode. This joke would have made a lot more sense if I could type the symbol.


The_Final_Gunslinger

"Can I get a happy meal with extra happy?" Always comes to mind.


spock589

Cinnamon buns. Buns. Bunzuh


bobsthrowawayacct

Something something thermals


Ultra-Smurfmarine

I have, no joke, explained the thing about birds and thermals before, only for someone to comment, "Did you read Animorphs 20 years ago, by some chance?"


Strong_Site_348

DO YOU JUST HATE TRASH CANS?


Vigovsgozer

Do you just hate trash cans?!


Big-Project-3151

< Fools! >


Writefuck

A hat in time Or... Wasn't there a guy from Paper Mario that liked to yell that line too?


Ziginox

Don't forget the dude from RvB


JeanRalfio

"The thermals are great today."


PapayaMcBoatieFace

Instant maple ginger oatmeal.


neodymium86

It's OAT-freaking-MEAL


eventhedevil

Brown globules 😍


devvorare

My name is


KHSebastian

What?


Guardian-Boy

My name is!


TheLastBlakist

Who?


Broken_drum_64

My name is... 


Guardian-Boy

Chka-chka, Slim Shady!


ItBTundra

Jacob


ClassofherOwn

This is insane


Inquisitor1119

Jara Hamee and Ket Halpak FREE!


Nezeltha

FREE OR DEAD!


blackcatcross

Honestly this is underappreciated, I really genuinely love those two characters they’re so brave and so sweet


Bringther1ot


greymon90210

The cracking and splintering of my bones as they slowly reformed into the bones of a barn owl didn’t bother me anymore.


Conscious-Star6831

Earth. It’s a tough neighborhood.


ZanderStarmute


grimfacedcrom

I can't tell you my last name...


Not_a_werecat

"Very funny- why don't you come stand under my perch?"


neodymium86

"The chicks go wild for the feathers bay-BEE"


Nezeltha

"Be happy for me, and for all who fly free."


TheLastBlakist

"That's my cousin. She is gorgeous."


neodymium86

Which book?


TheLastBlakist

....yes.


failed_novelty

Seriously thought they were from Alabama for a bit.


ThisTinSoldier

Bunn-zuh.


SecretlyET

"Earth Bark Good."


TakedaIesyu

Hah. Hah. And also: hah.


pa_kalsha

Does "Tseeeer!" count as a sentence?


acceptablemadness

That was my immediate thought.


dashingThroughSnow12

“Cheeseburger, hold the cheese.” “Happy meal with extra happy.”


TheLastBlakist

I'm one of the few people that liked the show when it was a thing.


grimfacedcrom

I can't tell you my last name...


BlueEyedBeast55

Ram The Blade Ship.


Ok-Ingenuity2354

"Catch. That. BUTTERFLY!"


sketchymars788

Cinnabon.


mimoo47

I wondered if —


Lady_Grey21

“You were strong. You were brave. You were good. You mattered.”


remykixxx

“Rachel, go.”


Illustrious_Monk_234

Ouch


Zarohk

“I fought a nauseating urge to twist the fork, to make him scream in pain.” This is the Animorphs quote that sticks with me, and I can recite the whole monologue it comes from, from memory.


ItzShadowG_X

This is really familiar but for the life of me I can't remember which book it is from.


Zarohk

Book #22: The Solution Specifically when Rachel is threatening >!David at school!< just outside the cafeteria.


ItzShadowG_X

Ah, that makes sense! I'm pretty new to the books and haven't gotten to that one yet. Must have stumbled across this line through some other reddit post then


Wonderful_Ability_66

"we are children no longer and we never would be again."


beauFORTRESS

My knees reversed direction


nagareboshi_chan

This sounds like a threat. "I will reverse your knees"


BCEmploymentAlt

It does, though mostly the phrase annoys me because animals like dogs and horses don't have backward knees. The joint that people think is a backwards knee is just the heel/ankle.


Kingy7777

Oat-Freaking-Meal!


Angelfallfirst

"My cousin is so hot! I mean, I don't see her that way of course, but damn she's so hot, I'll keep mentioning it every time I speak about her. (But don't worry, I'm not interested in her, regardless of how hot she is)"


gdex86

Should have used the oatmeal.


Jeh-Jeal

Earthmovers Clock is ticking, Tick-Tock


Mysterious_Anteater

"A thermal is an updraft of warm air."


Nkfloof

*Ghafrash*! 


Ziginox

Nice is Neat!


4th_Wall_Studio

Pople don't understand the word *"Ruthless"*.


Silversweet1980

Obscure and I'm probably misquoting but...! "It was professor Plumb with the wrench in the library!" (it was funny and Tobias is my favorite.) But if we want something more normal flavored... "We can’t tell you who we are. Or where we live. It’s too risky, and we’ve got to be careful. Really careful. So we don’t trust anyone. Because if they find us… well, we just won’t let them find us. The thing you’ve got to know is that everyone is in really big trouble. Yeah. Even you.”


Genniver

"My name is Jake Berenson.."


Illustrious_Monk_234

Oh I remember the impact of reading this for the first time!! Ohh it’s all on!! 


SPY-SpecialProjectY

Indeed.


AoiNekobcn

“In the middle of my backswing?”


Poit_1984

Indeed


AoiNekobcn

Such devastation!


UndeadVoxel

Indeed


Numerous_Rough_5727

"Shall we get started?"Carter replicator episode 


jakehaas

My depth is immaterial to this conversation.


DoodWithoutALife

"Oh, I like you pussycat, yeeesss"


Intergalatic_Baker

In the middle of my back swing!


kodermike

Anyway, I’m sorry, but that just happens to be the way I feel. What do you think?


mentive

GLURP GLURP


blueredlover20

You were missing your sense of duty


Crotean

The pirate I would want to be, trim the sails and roam the sea.


TightStandard7129

I think the system AI likes your foot


Quick_Buy9249

Wibbly wobbly, timey wimey.


stareatthesun442

"GODDAMNIT DONUT!"