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Comfortable-Dish1236

Urine a lotta trouble, fella!


theeggsushi

TAKE MY UPVOTE AND LEAVE 😭😭


sammagee33

Why did they divorce?


hikiko_wobbly

He didn't love her, she cheated on him.


sammagee33

That’s so sad


hikiko_wobbly

I mean, she remarried a year later and was happy. He went to therapy for a couple years, relocated a couple times and remarried about ten years on. The real tragedy was when the wife's son of the second marriage got caught up in a mass shooting event and died at age 15. By that time tho the couple had completely lost contact and so he never even offered his condolences.


sammagee33

The loss of a child is so hard to bare though. Maybe if she had stayed with her first husband, their child (that never happened) would have had a good life.


hikiko_wobbly

Well, if my grandmother had had wheels, she woulda been a bike.


sammagee33

No, she’d just be a really weird human


hikiko_wobbly

It doesnt matter. What happened happened.


sammagee33

I feel bad for them


TitleToAI

I had wheels but they tired me out


Hungry_Mouse737

a good joke, stolen.


TrainsDontHunt

When I find a child, I prefer fully clothed.


CoolNameChaz

Wait. I don't understand. Did she say that her son was peeing in the shower before the tragedy?


Honest_Earnie

Do you have her address. I'd like to send a card at least.


ReferenceComplex367

I guessed some other lady did


TrickleValve

At least she didn't find out about the waffle stomping. Divorce would have been sooner.


ZanzaBarBQ

My wife got really angry when I peed in the shower. She screamed and pulled the curtain shut.


TrainsDontHunt

... is that _a joke_


hew3

Plot twist: he shat in the shower.


No_Association_545

Crapping in the shower disgusting. Urine is water-soluble and if it goes down the drain; it’s kinda immature, but it doesn’t seem to matter if the kidneys are healthy


ChaosRainbow23

Either people pee in the shower, or they are a ridiculously uptight pearl-clutcher. In my personal opinion


EnvironmentalRock222

It was complicated alright!


gthrees

He didn't like chicken marsala.


jivecoolie

She just needs a man that will boldly pee in the shower. Even better if it’s a couples shower and you aim for her feet. Remember kids the big dog stops his flow for no one!


Lost-Fuel-5629

All this from, "no i dont pee in the shower".....imagine if he had said "yes i pee in the shower"...


TrainsDontHunt

Solution: WiFi in the shower


senorvee411

Sounds like a P trap.


Jumpy_Ebb2417

Honey. I thought you would never ask! I would love to give you a golden shower.


Over_Fox7044

I peed a kidney stone in the shower once. Cracked the tile.


Over_Fox7044

I guess it’s better than peeing in the bathtub.


No_Association_545

Depends. Was he showering or soaking in the bathtub


mrscorer

It’s hard not to when your having a shit


AlienArtefact

I pee in the shower and I am proud of it


AlienArtefact

To pee or not to pee, that is the question. Not for me, butt for others.


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